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"What am I doing in this tiny box?"

Podstar Runner is a collection of Strong Bad Emails transferable to a fifth generation iPod, in .m4v format. It was released simultaneously with the email technology. Currently, it features the emails techno, dragon, japanese cartoon, kids' book, bottom 10, and crying, although it promises to feature more in the future.

Places: iPod Menu

Page Title: Podstar Runner, Come On And Come On, Y'all

Release Date: January 30th, 2006

Updates: Feburary 6, 2006

Transcript

{The Homestar Runner head from the spoof on Apple's "Think different" campaign appears. After a few seconds, the iPod menu appears and scrolls down to the bottom.}

{The selected email plays.}

{After the email has played, the screen cuts back to the "iPod menu". After a second, Strong Bad's head pops into view}

STRONG BAD: Whoa, what am I doing in this tiny box? {starts banging his head and hands on the screen} Let me! Outta the! Tiny! Box!

{The screen appears to shatter, with a shattering sound effect.}

STRONG BAD: Whoops. Hope you got the extended warranty.

{The shattered screen crackles, and goes black.}

Fun Facts

Remarks

• Although the files are directed towards use on a fifth generation iPod, the iPod shown in the background is technically a fourth generation iPod. This is due to the positioning of the headphone jack at the top-center of the iPod instead of the top-right. Interesting to note, however, is the fact that the screen's dimensions match that of a fifth generation iPod.
• None of the Easter eggs from the original versions are present; Homsar's appearance in dragon is the exception.
• The notice on the main page originally said "sbemail podcast!" but it was later changed to "sbemails on ipod!". This was most likely changed after noting that Podstar Runner was not truly a podcast, due to the videos not being broadcasted through a RSS feed syndication. As of February 6th, 2006, however, an official RSS feed has been released making Podstar Runner an actual podcast.

Trivia

• The label on the disk in the floppy disk container may read "Discoveries of the Deep".

Glitches

• Due to the use of relative linking in the navbar, clicking on any of the links on the bottom of the page used to take you to a nonexistent page beginning with http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/, with the Store being the only exception. The links have since been fixed, so the paths now direct you back to a page on www.homestarrunner.com.
• In the RSS feed, the description of crying was the same as that of kids' book, namely "Strong Bad seriously defaces a children's book." This has since been fixed.

Inside References

• The page title refers to the email intro of rampage.

External Links

• Podstar Runner
• Podstar Runner XML feed
• View the page background
• View the "album art"
• Download "techno" (3.5 MB)
• Download "dragon" (9.3 MB)
• Download "japanese cartoon" (5.8 MB)
• Download "kids' book" (4.6 MB)
• Download "crying" (9.7 MB)
• Download "bottom 10" (11.2 MB)

iTunes 4.8 or later or Quicktime 6.0 (mac, win) or later required to view files.