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Contents 1 Me 2 Ok More Yeah 3 My Stuff I did/do 4 Favorties 4.1 Favorite H*R Stuff 4.1.1 Favorite Characters 4.1.2 Favorite Toons 4.1.3 Favorite Quotes 4.1.4 Favorite Scenes and Visuals 4.2 Miscellaneous Favorites 4.2.1 Favorite Movies 4.2.2 Favorite Foods 5 Talk to Me! 5.1 Guestbook

Me

Hey there, every peoples. I am Salty, AKA Lappy 486. I'm 13 and a half and live in San Antonio, Texas, USA. I've been a Homestar Runner fan since December 24, 2004, and have seen everything on the site and then some. I've been a wiki fan since like April of this year 2005. The H*R Wiki and H*R are definitely my two favorite wedsites.

Ok More Yeah

I make references to Homestar Runner every day. I constantly say "Jorb" and such, I say "You'd better believe it, Chimendez" to people, I say "I sure did", "Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!", "Right right", and a lot more that I can't remember. Just all the times. Even in that paragraph up there. So yeah.

I have a Trogdor T-Shirt a Homestar Lite shirt, the first set of figurines, and my sister has Homestar Running, a Lil' Brudder shirt, and the second set of figurines.

My Stuff I did/do

• I do lotsa Gnoming, you know, fixing errors and adding little facts and crap.
• I vote on the STUFF page all the time, for almost every fact that gets STUFF'd.
• I'm on the Recent Changes Patrol.
• I did all of the image descriptions on the Original Book and Where My Hat Is At?
• I am on the Wecloming Committee, and have weclomed 20 new users.
• I inspired the Diapers page.
• I've done a lot on the Teen Girl Squad pages, especially Teen Girl Squad Locations and some on Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters.
• I like giving sbemails and toons new images, for like, refurbishing, you know? Just to refresh it with a different screenshot.
• I did everything involving the Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket except two things.
• I created the Thyme page.

Favorties

Favorite H*R Stuff

Favorite Characters

• The Cheat
• Strong Bad
• Trogdor
• Stinkoman
• Homsar

Favorite Toons

• dragon
• japanese cartoon
• Fall Float Parade
• Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
• Experimental Film
• Commandos in the Classroom
• Senor Mortgage
• Happy Trogday
• Senorial Day

Favorite Quotes

• "BUT COACH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND." —Homestar, Yello Dello
• "AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr." —Homsar, Marzipan's Answering Machine 7
• "Kiss the butt." — Grape-Nuts Robot,Marzipan's Answering Machine 8
• "So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million (punches-in-the-face). Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes!" —Strong Bad, Marzi's Machine 8
• "Hi there, Belindas!" —Senor Cardgage, Senor Mortgage
• "You must be girls." —No "I" In Team Boy, Teen Girl Squad 2
• "Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No." —Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad 8

Favorite Scenes and Visuals

• In Shopping for Danger when the commandos break into Price Style, Silent Rip falls in in the background.
• In New Boots, when Strong Bad gives The Cheat his picnic plate, it goes a-like "ding!" and Strong Bad smiles.
• Also in New Boots, The Cheat poors hot soup in Homestar's eyes, then dances on his face with crazy music in the background.
• The scene with the Horrible Painting in bottom 10.
• The dance contest in replacement, especially Homestar's part.
• The Trogdor song in dragon.Scratch that, the song in Happy Trogday.
• The way Homestar randomly falls in the death trap in Cool Things.
• The way Strong Bad looks at the viewer in lackey. Also the way the camera follows Doreauxgard when he is being created, and the way puppet Homestar laughs in the Easter Egg.
• The "Todarbor Day" song at the end of Labor Day.

Miscellaneous Favorites

Favorite Movies

• Signs
• The Princess Bride
• Airplane!
• Top Secret
• Ace Ventura (1 and 2)
• Naked Gun
• Blazing Saddles
• Ferris Bueller's Day Off
• Breakfast Club

Favorite Foods

• Avocados
• Pasta Shells
• Lasagna
• Steak
• Shrimp
• Crawfish
• Cheeseburgers
• Childrens I mean, uh, Chickens.... fried chicken....
• Ice cream

Talk to Me!

Go to my talk page. Now. Also, sign my guestbook if you feel like it. Or else. Leave a message, suggestions, whatever.

Guestbook

1. I love a salty boy!! -signed salty momma
2. 'SupremeRulerOfSBadia' You sign mine, I sign yours.-28, Nov. 2005
3. — Lapper (talk) 00:43, 30 November 2005 (UTC)
4. Kookykman(t)(c)(r) Gotta love community interaction. Back to recent changes with me, then... 00:46, 30 November 2005 (UTC)
5. — _talk Bubsty _edits Man, suddenly every other user has a guestbook. And they're all people who signed mine. :-).
6. -- Benol, aka Coach B 00:49, 30 November 2005 (UTC)HIYA!!!!
7. -- Bkmlb(talk to me·stuff I did) 04:26, 2 December 2005 (UTC) {grumble grumble} guestbook {grumble grumble} user fad {grumble grumble}
8. Homsarroks[[1]]File:homestar openmouth.gif 20:16, 2 December 2005(UTC) Nice sig.
9. --DJM1791 ^{· (Sup | Stuff I Did!)}
10. ♥ _tee^eff_oh! 19:07, 4 December 2005 (UTC) Look at ALL the guestbooks...
11. --Stux 19:29, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
12. Stinkoman-is this page asking for A CHALLENGE??????????
13. – The Chort 17:03, 11 December 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
14. — Has Matt? (talk) 19:59, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Go Spurs Go!
15. ⇔Thunderbird⇔ 21:59, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Guestbook'd!
16. Trey56 06:52, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
17. Heimstern Läufer 07:22, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
18. — Elcool ^(talk)_(contribs) 12:14, 16 December 2005 (UTC) Something witty!
19. Almo 12:10, 16 December 2005 (UTC) A great big "Haldo!" from me to you.
20. TheThingé 11:28, 18 December 2005 (UTC) Hello!!!!!!!
21. —  KieferSkunk (talk) — 22:39, 20 December 2005 (UTC) — Hey look, I signed another guestbook! Woohoo!
22. --The 386 ^{My talk} 17:01, 21 December 2005 (UTC) I don't care how much I have or what I'm doing. I am signing this.
23. Nckinfn04 ^Talc! 21:56, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
24. — DBK! 17:26, 26 December 2005 (UTC)
25. — Kilroy / talk 23:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
26. SparkPlug 23:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC) W00t!
27. i'm on a roll! these guestbooks are mine! Seriously 04:50, 8 January 2006 (UTC)
28. TheGreatLogini 12:45, 9 January 2006 (UTC)
29. — Bubyman ^{Lets chat} 10, January 2006
30. — User:ACupOfCoffee@ I'd have thought I'd have signed this one by now.
31. LePorello / T / C 22:09, 11 January 2006 (UTC)Why do I sign guestbooks? I don't know.
32. Bluebry muffin Hey. You were the first actual person to sign my guestbook!
33. ~Rebecca~ RJMT 04:43, 18 January 2006 (UTC) hi!
34. Gnome o' Fury 17:56, 22 January 2006 (UTC) They're starting to consider getting rid of guestbooks, so I wanted to cover all the bases before that...
35. --Nintendostar_Runner Please don't dig up the guestbooks.
36. Wow, I never noticed how many guestbooks I forgot when I first got here. Sorry for not signing sooner, man. — Darth Katana X ( )
37. Yeltensic Save the guestbooks 01:28, 28 January 2006 (UTC) Thanks for signing my guestbook

Talk atcha later,

—Salty Salty^Talk!