User:Kanjiro

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I'm back in school...

Ok every peoples, here's the deal:
I'm starting school and i'm going to be on A LOT less, like only an hour a day at most. Yes, i know, it sucks, but school is important and is cool. And i probably wont do the weekly thing very much more either, so... ya. Just thought i'd let you know.
-Kanjiro

HRWiki:Userboxes

This user won a steak for being awesome at answering Homestar-winner's Question of the Week!

This user wonslipknot6477's trivia questions.

This user is an awsome friend from Geoblu2

SMRT This user has guessed SantanaHomerunner's riddle correctly. Intelligence level: Abstract Genius.

SMRT This user has guessed SantanaHomerunner's difficult trivia question correctly. Intelligence level: SUPER GENIUS.

SMRT This user has guessed SantanaHomerunner's medium trivia question correctly. Intelligence level: genius.

SMRT This user has guessed SantanaHomerunner's easy trivia question correctly. Intelligence level: metiocre.

This user has won the Robot Challenge of the Week.

This user loves Homsar so much he created some stupid club because he was bored! Boy, is this user stupid!

SBA This user is a member of the Strong Bad Allegiance.

TGS This user is a member of the T(w)een Guy Squad.

This user uses a Mac.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

KID This user is under 13 years old.

RIGHT This user is right handed

This user is an American.

This user lives in California.

This user's favorite emails are retirement and caffine and virus.

This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his iPod.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user has rocked out to Trogdor on Guitar Hero 2.

This user is faster than Kid Speedy.

The Horrible Painting gives this user the Jibblies.

This user's favorite Chapman is Mike.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user loves 20X6.

LP This user wears long pants.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

Homsar's words of wisdom: "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus to the bake sale!"

LOL This user is funny.

This user can play the guitar.

This user has more than two problems.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

Этот пользователь нашел яйцо.

This user is not willing to sever his leg, but he would like to try a combo meal.

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user mourns the loss of the old paper

This user was affected by The Dry Pencil Scare of 47'.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user owns the Everybody Everybody Poster.

GO This user found the wiki from a Google search.

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his PSP.

This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6.

PQ This user loves to play Peasant's Quest.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree... </div>

This user's favorite toon is Experimental film.

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.

This user will give ya two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.

This user wants to be the guy too.

This user has caught a Europa-pean Lobster with a his water rocket.

This user just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his cell phone!

This user can play the drum!

This user was Burninated by trogdor. Oh, the humanity.

This user owns a Homsar T-shirt.

This user owns a Strong Bad hoodie.

This user owns Cheat Commandos figurines.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Four.

About me

Hello, I am Kanjiro, I first found out about homestarrunner.com because of my friends. There were watching Dragon and said it was the coolest thing ever. So i watched it. I was impressed. At first i thought it was some sort of funny one time video that would blow over in a couple of weeks, but then i discovered the entire site! To think all of these toons, games, emails, and even a store! was running through my head at the moment. After watching a couple more emails, then some toons, and then looking at the characters page, then finally playing a game, computer lab time time was over, and had been for fifteen minutes, then we all got detention. Oh, the memories. About two weeks later, i got a new mac. The first thing i had to do was bookmark homestarrunner.com (actually i had to write a report, but, yaa.) So I typed into google "homestar" then popped up the following:

• win a free ringtone game thing
• homestarrunner.com
• homestar runner wikipedia

Guess which one i chose, thats right, the... win a free ringtone game thing! I tazered that gnome like 12 times! Then i won a free ring tone. Then i went to homestar runner wikipedia! Then things happened that i don't want to type, and here i am today! I have seen every toon, played every game, and watched every email!

Things I like

Here are some things i like that are related to homestarrunner.com

• Favorite emails: Virus, Retirement, caffeine, and the rest of the lappy emails.
• Favorite toons: DNA evidence, all of the cheat commandos, and strong bad is in jail cartoon.
• Favorite shorts: senor mortgage, experimental film, drive-thru, one two, one two
• Powered by the cheat: all of them
• Puppet stuff: don't like them
• Favorite Holiday toons:Homestarloween Party, Decemberween In July, Senorial Day, Fall Float Parade
• Favorite Games:stinkoman 20x6, peasant's quest (beat it!), thy dungeonman 3
• Favorite Quotes:

Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So." download

Homsar Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" download (mirror)

Senor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" download (mirror)

Bubs Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." PC Mac (mirror)

Here are some things i like that are not related homesatrrunner.com or the wiki.

Shoot! I didn't know it was that high, I want my money back!

Music

• They might be giants
• Beatles
• Jetro Tull
• Weird Al
• U2
• led zeppelin

TV

• Anime such as Bleach and Naruto (from the internet)
• 2 shows on fox (I like all of the fox shows on Sunday night)
• 4 discovery channel shows
• 4 Disney channel shows
• Jeopardy, late night talk shows, and My name is Earl.
• 3 adult swim shows
• 2 comedy central shows

Websites

• I pretty much spend all my time on the internet here. Which is all of my free time. I wish i had a life.

Weekly

Every day (or whenever i get around to it) I'll bring you something new, like a new Question of the week on saturdays. The schedule is the followin': Character-updated Wednesdays, picture-Thursdays, article-Fridays, Question-Saturdays, Facts-Sunday, person-Mondays, Quote-tuesdays. Feel free to give me suggestions for future thing of the week on my talk page. Also on my talk page you can answer the Question of the week, if you get it right, I'll post you as a winner and consider putting you as a future person of the week.

The Simpsons related Question of the week

"Wow, he's actually thinking. Or eating his fingers."

Q2: Which citizen of Springfield has a basement full of Beatles memorabilia?

Answer on my talk page. If you win you get this userbox:

This user isn't very close to knowing as much Simpson's trivia as Kanjiro, not even close. But I guess he/she did win Kanjiro's Simpson's trivia question...

If nobody answers correctly within 5 days i will give a hint.

Character of the week

"SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!"

Ready For Primetime (also called "Not Ready For Primetime" in the DVD commentary for Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes) is the newest member of the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes cast. In Decemberween In July, he looked as though he had been ripped right off Strong Mad's face. He debuted in the Strong Bad Email haircut.

The name "Ready For Primetime" is derived from "haircut" when Strong Bad says "And don't forget: the 'Ready for Primetime.'" before drawing Ready For Primetime onto a photo of Strong Mad's face. When Strong Mad suggested a resemblance to one of the "SWEETY CAKES" characters, Strong Bad drew a rough Eh! Steve! in the corner of the photo and murmured "Eh! Greg", but the DVD commentary for the email confirms that the character's name is in fact "Ready For Primetime."

The name may also be a reference to the early days of the NBC television show Saturday Night Live, the cast of which was once known as the "Not Ready For Primetime Players".

Facts of the week

• There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia

• The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use

• The average person spends 2 weeks of its life waiting for a traffic light to change

• You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world

• The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year

Picture of the week

Woah! This thing is cool! I wonder what anime it is from?

(Orange star)

Article of the week

Googly eyes have been placed on several inanimate objects in the Homestar Runner universe.

Appearances

• Email action figure — Peanut Strong Bad has googly eyes.
• Pumpkin Carve-nival — Strong Bad's Pumpkin has some googly eyes on it. Strong Bad put them on because he felt sorry after stabbing the pumpkin and wrapping it in barbed wire.
• Email narrator — Homestar's chef's hat has googly eyes on it.
• Sbemail 150?!? and alternate universe — Coach Z's pear has googly eyes on it.
• Homestar's Slippers have googly eyes on them.
• Email what I want — the homemade clothespin reindeer has googly eyes.

Screenshots of Googly-eyed Objects

Homestar's slippers	Homemade Peanut Warrior!	"Homestar, you look like a dork with that on."	"Next, we dolly in on Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs..."
"Coach Z, if you're not going to eat that eyeball pear..."	Forgettably precious!	"I felt sorry for it, so I gave it some googly eyes."

Quote of the week

Strong Bad Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."} Download?

Person of the week

If you happen to be the person of the week, please copy the user box below to the top of your userbox to show you have been Kanjiro's person of the week. ( To get to be person of the week, I must think you are cool, or you have had to of help me out somehow.)

This week's person of the week:

Sam the Man
Homestar-Winner (talk)
^Super!Santana^Duper!
— Defender1031*Talk
It's dot com
Kupo
Eguy

There you have it. Someteen Days of Glory! And after the closimonies, most winners immediately begin filming product endorsements while their names are still fresh in our minds...

I am Pom Pom, hear me roar... err... bubble. Bubbly bubble.

Take your quiz today!

Homsarmy

The all mighty ruler!

Hello and welcome to the Homsarmy! The Homsarmy is a group i made up because I got bored... If you like Homsar and his antics, please join. All you have to do to join is tell me on my talk page and gett me some cool picture or thing shown below, it's that easy! If you do happen to join please copy the userbox below to your own userbox:

This user loves Homsar so much he/she joined some stupid club that some stupid guy made up, because he was bored! Boy, is this user stupid!

Recruits: Kanjiro talk (General), Homestar-Winner (talk) (Brigadier), Sam the Man (colonel), Slipknot6477 (Lieutenant Colonel), Super Martyo boing! (Major), Geoblu2 (Captain), ^Super!Santana^Duper! (Lieutenant),

Our first order of business:
Destroy the Heavy Lourde and protect the all mighty ruler!

Things

Here's some things people have given me because I let them be part of the homsarmy.

Man! I'm getting a lot of cool stuff, starting this club was a great idea!

Things i got:

• Two things of melonade
• Bubs concession stand
• The cheat
• Homsar's bowler hat
• The warm feeling i get when strong bad gets put in jail
  • (That's for dropping the heavy lourde on the master!)
• The cheat bot
• Control over Super Martyo's RPG character.
• A King Bubsgonzola Poster! 譲歩の人!

Something Cool

Ok, look at the center of this spinning thing for about 30 seconds, then quickly look away to the top of your screen and watch the wavy goodness!

Cool, isn't it!

Contributions

I don't do a lot of stuff on this wiki, but on about 15 emails, I put "at the end" at least twice in there easter eggs. I'm pretty much the "at the end™∞" master. That's right, I even trade marketed it. And put the infinity sign after it... I don't know why i did that... or how i did it? (If your wondering why it's not in my contributes, i did a lot of them as an ip.)

Email Section

Hello Mike! I hope you are reading this. Well, to business, here are the emails:

Subject:Birthdays

Dude,
What do you think of Birthdays? I sorta like em. Whats your birthday anyways? If you have had one, what was your birthday like? And if you don't have a birthday... you would be wierder then homsar & senor cardgage combinèd. And that's wierd.
-Kanjiro

Subject:Girl Strong bad?

Hello Strong Bad,
What would you look like as a girl? What would you do as a girl? I think you would look wierd. But i dunno, it may turn out i have the hots for you.
-Kanjiro

Thank you

Thank you for visiting my page!