Mottos and Slogans
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In addition to normal catch phrases on the part of the individual characters, numerous companies throughout the Homestar Runner universe have slogans, mottos or jingles.
Appearances
Ab-Abber 2000
- "They'll be all up ons!" — suntan
Blubb-O's
- "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's" — nightlife, Blubb-O's Commercial
- "Come the Heck Down" — Blubb-O's Commercial
Bubs' Concession Stand
- "We're always awesome!" — Bubs's Character Page
- "We've got everything! Twice!" — Homestar Ruiner
Bubs' Old Pizza
- "It's-A Really Old" — privileges
Cheat Commandos
- "Buy all our playsets and toys!!"
- "Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"
- "Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to Gunhaver; not what they usually say, as Silent Rip noted) — An Important Rap Song
Coach Z Ale
- "Differently Lame!" — time capsule
Cold One
- "A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — property of ones
Compé
- "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — Compy Catalog
Crazy Go Nuts University
- "The future is you... probably" — CGNU
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows
- "Seriously, folks, they're the best." — Fluffy Puff Commercial
- "The first one to eat a million, wins." — the show
- "Made from the best stuff!" — Meet Marshie, Pumpkin Carve-nival, A Decemberween Pageant
- "They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!"
- "Yeah! Still!" — retirement
- "Why ever drink again?" — Marshie vs. Little Girl
Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights
- "Handpuffed at the factory in Neuconsin" — Mr. Shmallow
- "Look Lively!!" — Mr. Shmallow
Grampy Aught-Six
- "Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours." — Compy Catalog
Hamburger Shampoo
- "Geddup Noise approved!" — geddup noise
- "Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!" — geddup noise
Lappy 486
- "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — animal
Litigation Jackson
- "The system really works, jerks!" — A Decemberween Pageant
Polymascotfoamalate
- "Ingenuitizing the future!" — 4 branches
Roomy-Vac
- "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — Compy Catalog
SBLOUNSKCHED!
- "Who's got the money?" — candy product
- "You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" — candy product
Schenectady Crispies
Senor Cardgage Mortgage
- "Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — Senor Mortgage
- "No Probalo!" — Senor Mortgage
Sog Dog
- "Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!" — environment
Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum
- "It's Light Green!!!" — 2 emails
- "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice" — 2 emails
Strong Bad's EGGS
- "A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!" — morning routine
Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA
- "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)" — theme park
Strong Badia Action Cool News 5
- "We're investiga-awesome!" — local news
Styles Upon Styles
- "Steep prices and trees!" — animal
Suge Brown
- "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!" — best thing
Temporarios
- "Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" — strong badathlon
The Cheatcakes
- "Those people go to prison!" — stupid stuff, time capsule
The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
- "Let the King have some!" — senior prom
- "For reals this time!" — KOT's VOQPCS!
Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders
- "Whisk Away The Worries!" — 2 emails
Videlectrix
- "We use computers... to make video games!"