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=Astrology's Mare in the Wall (ft. YouTube's automatic subtitles)=
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{{abouttoon}} {{for|[[contest]]|Strongest Man in the World Contest}}
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''(The entirety of [[160 Seconds]], but with "160" in the intro replaced with "210")''
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{{toonnav|Big Toon|10years|Weclome Back|Date Nite}}
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[[Image:Strongest Man Contest Judges.png|thumb|"Really quite an impressive ball!"]]
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With the help of [[YouTube]]'s automatic subtitles, [[The Brothers Chaps]] celebrate [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]'s 10th anniversary with a remake of the [[Original Book|original story]].
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom|Pump Up]], [[Strong Bad|Strong Bed]], [[The Cheat|Gee]], [[The Announcer]], [[Mr. Bland|Mr. Plan]], [[The Robot (storybook)]], [[Señor|Senior]], [[The Grape Fairie|The Great Fairy]], [[The Fat Bee|The Fat Be]]
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'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Gymnasium]]
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'''Date:''' Monday, August 21, 2006
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'''Running Time:''' 4:25
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'''Page Title:''' The Homestar Runner Enters the Longest Page Title on the Website Contest!
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'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 3]]
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==Transcript==
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''{The cover page of the Original Book appears. The book opens to the first page.}''
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''{Homestar Runner changes into his modern form, and the old background is replaced by The Field. A record scratch noise is heard.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody loves to me! How would you ever ghastly?
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''{Pom Pom enters and pulls out a flier}''
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'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Astrology's mare in the wall contest? ''{pan to a closeup of Homestar Runner}'' Oh, sweet dog, you go up all over with.
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''{Pan to the gymnasium, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are wearing aerobic gear and lifting weights. The training music from [[montage]] is playing in the background.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extra sauce, Bob Bob! Let me see a four on that extra sauce! Let strangers where the wall car just ain't gonna win itself!
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''{Pan to a scene of the setting sun. Silhouettes of Homestar Runner and Pom Pom jump up and high five each other.}''
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''{Fade out. Cut back to the Field, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are walking to the right.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Red, Pom Pom, I feel great! I feel flesh is a bagel! I bet I could lift fifty Strongest Man in the Wall Contest!
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''{They approach a sign pointing the way to the contest, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are waiting.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, long to cheat! If it isn't the big, fat, yellow blob and Pom Pom!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' Whoop late. ''{closer closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' You— wait. ''{another closeup}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' Wait—
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me break it down for you like this: I am the very strongest. Well, on the other hand, inversely, you guys are ''not'' very strong!
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'''POM POM:''' ''{looks angry, loud bubble noises}''
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''{Strong Bad reacts in surprise.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, Pom Pom! Let's chill down the language before the contest, huh?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, gee. We better go start signing autographs. There's a pretty big line building up over there. ''{exits with The Cheat}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looking determined}'' Come on, Pom Pom! Let's go get Strong Bed's autograph!
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''{Pom Pom gives Homestar an annoyed look, but Homestar doesn't notice.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hear there's a pretty big vine building up.
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''{Cheering voices over momentarily before cutting to a banner reading "Strongest Man In The World Contest".}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover over microphone}'' Ladies and gentlemen, you ''cannot'' be ready for the ''{pan down to show The Announcer}'' Strongest Man in the World Contest!
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''{He flips the microphone from one hand to the other.}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Next meet our smoking-hot contestants!
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''{Cut to a darkened scene with a silhouette of Mr. Bland and disco lights in the background.}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Healing from the middle of the road, the prince of plane, the master of Monday, ''{spotlight turns on}'' Mr. Plan!
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''{Cut to a beige background of panning cubes and "mr. bland" scrolls to the right. Mr. Bland strikes an action pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And text a returning champion, the walking—
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''{Cut to a similar disco lights scene with The Robot in silhouette.}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' —metal robot... The Robot!
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''{A spotlight shines on The Robot and he waves. A blue background of screws and hex nuts pans in, and "The Robot" appears while The Robot holds a waving pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And from Foreign Lands, before advanced:
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''{Cut back to the disco scene, now with Señor in silhouette.}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Senior Hahaha Having A Little Trouble!
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''{A brown background of [[beans]] pans in, and "Señor" appears while Señor strikes an action pose.}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And...
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''{Cut to silhouettes of Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar Runner, whose respective spotlights turn on as their names are mentioned.}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quickly}'' Pom-Pom-Strong-Adult.
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''{Homestar looks surprised. Cut back to The Announcer. The scene is bright again.}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Great Fairy! Hit me with da rules!
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''{Pan up to The Grape Fairie riding his bee. He makes a scroll appear that reads "Rules".}''
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'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' ''{in a Bronx accent}'' I use those brains, listen up smart. I started off with like twenty grapes.
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''{A pile of [[grapes]] takes the place of the floating scroll.}''
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'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' That I is one at a time.
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''{A grape appears above the pile.}''
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'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' The bomb was the most grapes—
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''{A golden bowl-shaped trophy appears in place of the grapes.}''
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'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' —where's this gold ball.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from offscreen; sounds impressed}'' Gang, Pom Pom, you see that gold ball? ''{zooms in on "golbol"}'' That's a nice gold ball.
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Let's get this over with!
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'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Ah-sealed. ''{zaps a pile of grapes on top of the contestants}''
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'''MR. BLAND:''' ''{speaking monotone}'' Okay... This is going really well.
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''{The pile of grapes crushes Mr. Bland.}''
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'''MR. BLAND:''' Oh.
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''{Cut to silhoettes of everyone on a yellow background.}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Down goes Bland!
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'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Ba-ba! ''{pings a single grape over each contestant}''
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''{Cut to Señor, impossibly balancing the entire pile on one hand.}''
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'''SEÑOR:''' Oh, no, boy. I having a little trouble!
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''{The pile falls on Señor, accompanied by the word "Sblounskched!" and the sound of a bowling ball hitting some pins.  He sticks his arm out of the grapes.}''
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'''SEÑOR:''' I feel alive!
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''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat, with Pom Pom in the background.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Her cheek—
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' —you're our friend The Robot is about to do a set of his acoustic numbers. Or should I say, unplug?
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises, salutes}''
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''{The Cheat slides to the feet of The Robot, who is apparently plugged into an outlet on a very small section of wall out of nowhere.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{looks around, unplugs The Robot's cord, and slides away}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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''{Cut to The Robot, who shuts down and drops the pile of grapes. General sad "Aw"s among the crowd are heard as the eyes of The Robot disappear slowly.}''
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''{Cut to Homestar, whose grapes appear to be floating in mid-air, due to his lack of visible arms.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks around}'' Did nobody just see that?! Judge? Fairy? Giant be?
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''{Cut to The Grape Fairie and The Announcer, who are admiring the bowl and not paying attention to the contest.}''
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'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Honest a guy, Mookie Wilson gave me gobo to my aunt in 1974.
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Really quite an impressive ball.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off screen}'' Hellooo?
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'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Oh. Right.
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''{Cut to Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar.}''
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'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Crazy eights! ''{poofs another grape on top of everyone}''
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''{Strong Bad begins to lose his grip on the grapes.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, gee! Big help here! Big help!
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{rushes over}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay... Even and out there on the south side.
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Up her up.
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''{Cut to Homestar.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I'd seriously. And forced it was cute, but dis is just poor-the-line unsportsmanlike! Let me outline my master plan. I will (a) drop my grapes, and (b) I'd cover that cheat! ''{drops his grapes; walks over to Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' Could I just borrow this a second? ''{grabs The Cheat}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{surprised The Cheat noises}''
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''{Homestar kicks The Cheat about his feet like a hackysack, then does a slow-motion flip and bicycle kicks The Cheat off screen.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wobbling, melodramatically}'' Oh!
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''{Strong Bad drops a couple of grapes, then the entire pile crushes him.  The action-pose scene appears, this time with a green grapes background, "squished bad", and Strong Bad under his pile of grapes.}''
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''{Cut to Pom Pom}''
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'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pump Up wins!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, what?!
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''{Cut to Strong Bad, still buried.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe... Ooh, but they're seedless! ''{The pile of grapes begins to collapse as Strong Bad eats it}''
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''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom holding the golbol.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, seriously, Pop Pop. Give it a golf ball!
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'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises, pulls the golbol back a bit}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that's good. But I still what. I sportsman like everybody! Now give me a gold ball!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I lied, fine. You can give it to me for my birthday. Now check out my big league game!
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''{Homestar crosses his left leg over his right and jumps into the air. The Grape Fairie and the Fat Bee enter from the upper right, the announcer from the lower left. Pom Pom jumps in the air holding the trophy. The scene fades into the last page of the Original Book with "1996-2006" written across the upper left. The ending also provides a link to the original book.}''
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== Transcript ==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, girl, I want to email you so nice. ''{stops singing}'' All right, everybody. In honor of this, my 50th email, I've decided to answer 50 of your emails! Ready? Go! ''{hits enter}'' Number one:
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<blockquote class="email"><span style="font-family: 'Commodore 64'">Email #1<br />
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Dear strong bad,<br />
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Can you please write a book about<br />
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come-back jokes!<br />
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Mike<br />
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Canada</span></blockquote>
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''{read as a question despite the exclamation mark}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' More like, ''you'' write a book about come-back jokes, ''NERD!'' ''{hits enter}'' Number two:
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<blockquote class="email"><span style="font-family: 'Commodore 64'">Email #2<br />Dear Stong Bad,<br />
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what are some cool ways to spell<br />
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different words? example, fat = phat<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you mean like ''{types}'' strong = stong? ''{stops}'' You seem to like that one. Or how about this? matt = MATT!! ''{He types matt = DELETED!, and the following appears on the screen as the email is deleted:}''
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center"><span style="font-family: 'Commodore 64'">MATT!!</span></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="email"><span style="font-family: 'Commodore 64'">Email #3<br />
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Strong Bad,<br />
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What is your favorite leg?<br />
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Los Angeles, CA</span></blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hello? Yeah, this is me.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bad!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot. Strong Bad? ''{He looks around, and then sees the computer}'' Whoa. That TV has words on it.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, what is your favorite leg? Jess and Tiff. ''{Stops reading}'' Um, ''{typing}'' Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad. ''{enter}'' Oh, another one!
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<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none"><span style="font-family: 'Commodore 64'">Email #4<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, even ''I'' know what to do with this one. ''{types}'' BALEETED! ''{hits enter, nothing happens}'' Wha&mdash;? Oh. Umm... ''{types}'' DELTEATED! ''{enter, nothing happens}'' No? Uhh...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah. So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? Sounds good. ''{Whispers}'' I'll leave the key under the at-may.
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#455fd8; text-align:center"><span style="font-family: 'Commodore 64'">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Back to the 50 emails.
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<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><div style="background:#E1E1E1; border:3px solid black; width:505px; margin-left: 2em; padding: 8px; font-weight: bolder">
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| style="width:80%; font-size:140%; text-align:center; padding:10px; line-height:120%" | System report:
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' "Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined." Oh, that's good to hear. Let's just&mdash;Wait a minute! ''{he tears off the paper and sees the blue screen}'' Wha... "Flagrant Error"? What the... Where did all my emails go?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, wait! I think I can remember some of those emails! Uh, "Dear Strong Bad, why are you so awesome? Yours truly, Dumpface." Well, Dumpface, it's a long story. It all started with The Cheat one day when he was going down the street...
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Weclome to the  '''<span style="font-size: 120%">Characters Website Wiki</span>''', the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Family Might/Could]] gnarledge bait that [[HRWiki:Introduction|andyjuan can ebert]].
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'''Important Lines to Stand In:''' [[Main Pages|Home Lawn]]&nbsp;| [[Toons|Cursèd Video Tapes]]&nbsp;| [[Games|Fetch the Dodgers]]&nbsp;| [[Characters|Lifty Fernandez]]&nbsp;| [[Downloads|Re-Financin']]&nbsp;| [[Store|Tremendous Savings]]&nbsp;| [[Email|Talk To Me For More Than Four Seconds]]&nbsp;| [[Legal|Identificaption]]&nbsp;| [[Museum|TER-ti-A-ry]]</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Popcorns:'''</span> [[Quote of the Week|Husband of the Year]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Weekly Fanstuff|Weekly Family Might/Could]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sketchbook|Puddin Patch Friends]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Random Toon|{{#switch:{{#rand:1|3}}|1=Old Denominator|2=Old Wintergreen|3=Old Soderbergh}}]]</p>
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<p style="margin: .5em 0 .5em;">''Recent updates to the <span class="plainlinks">[[HR:|official Homestar Runner site]]</span>.''</p>
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<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:too cool.png|"It's clearly state-of-the-arp!"|180px]]</div></div>
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*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Skills of an Artist|State of the Arp]]: [[Skills_of_an_Artist#LIVE.21.21:_Cross-sectioned_The_Cheat|LEAVES!!: Crass-sanctioned Little Yellow Dog Man]] {{linkbox|fjbUjf9INRs|watch|YouTube}}
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*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Main Page Message|Home Lawn Massage]]: ''[[New Toon Soon|bean toon spoon]]''
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*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Store|Tremendous Savings]]: [[myshopify:collections/lazy-halloween-costumes|Lazy Halloween Costumes!]]
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*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Main Page Message|Home Lawn Massage]]: ''[[Pumpkin Stencils|grold punkin stamples]]'' {{hrlinkbox|ween_stencils.html|view}}
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*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Skills of an Artist|State of the Arp]]: [[Skills of an Artist#Classic Stand-up Arcade Game|Plastic Stamp-ump Parade Jame]] {{linkbox|uFW3XtmDNcQ|watch|YouTube}}
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*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Short|Shirt]]: [[Characters from Yonder Website|Cramblers from Characters Wedsite]] {{watch|yonderwebsite.html}} {{linkbox|f4Bq42UdpAU|watch|YouTube}}
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*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Skills of an Artist|State of the Arp]]: [[Skills of an Artist#Majestic Eagle|Magicifent Beard]] {{linkbox|StrongBadActual/status/910886363909652480|watch|Twitter}}
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*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Skills of an Artist|State of the Arp]]: [[Skills of an Artist#Cartoon Characters|Characters Website]] {{linkbox|arT7yCgtlQo|watch|YouTube}}
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*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Skills of an Artist|State of the Arp]]: [[Skills of an Artist#End Boss|End Boss]] {{linkbox|oKc0zMGGaRg|watch|YouTube}}
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*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Short|Shirt]]: [[Squintmojis|Squishmoticams]] {{watch|squintmoji.html}} {{linkbox|S1pxD-N3g5U|watch|YouTube}}
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**[[Skills of an Artist#Cannonmouth|Canonmoth]] {{linkbox|QEtTH30Dc1g|watch|YouTube}}
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*[[File:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|20px]] [[Strong Bad Email|Steak Sammich E-meal]] #0.29: [[too cool|style tapes]] {{watch|sbemail207.html}} {{linkbox|UpelIgwoUKw|watch|YouTube}}
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[[File:SmartyJuice.png|thumb|100px|Down the hatch!]]
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'''Smarty Juice''' is a type of beverage that comes in a greenish-brown glass bottle with an orange label, available in "Swirly Font" flavor. Its side effects include "drowsiness, euphoria, and unbelievably soothing children's programming", implying possible [[alcohol]]. It is first mentioned in the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode [[Cartoon Characters]], when [[Strong Bad]] compares [[Homestar Runner]]'s eyes as he draws them to "Smarty Juice drops".
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In the Cartoon Characters-inspired toon [[Characters from Yonder Website]], Strong Bad, Homestar, [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]] and presumably [[Marzipan]] drink ten-year expired Smarty Juice, which causes them to somehow hallucinate and act in the titular children's show. [[Strong Sad]], deciding that the side effects sound okay, drinks a bottle himself and joins them in the show. The drink is stated to be a sponsor for the show, and may have some relation to [[Minor Companies|Faceless Megacorp]], another sponsor.
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| [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
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| Strong Bad gives safety tips for his Gameways.
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| Strong Bad, your favorite character, and according to him the ONLY character on Homestar Runner, has teased you with a teasing teaser for his upcoming masterpiece, "[[Strong Bad Classics!|The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden]]".
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| Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest toilet papes money can buy.
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| The new classic? You better believe it! It's picture day for Cannonmouth!
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| [[Skills of an Artist#Muscleman|Skills of an Artist - Muscleman]]
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| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|20 || colspan=2|90.9%
+
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|-
+
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| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|12 || colspan=2|80%
+
-
|-
+
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| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|80%
+
-
|-
+
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| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
+
-
|-
+
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| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
+
-
|-
+
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| Total || 207 || 117 || 128 || 56.5% || 61.8%
+
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|}
+
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===[[Strong Sad]]===
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= Costume Palace =
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{| class="wikitable"
+
'''Costume palace''' is some the time said by some characters in this cartoon show. Don't ask me why they say it because I already forgot.
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! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
+
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|-
+
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| 2001 || 7 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|14.3%
+
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|-
+
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| 2002 || 49 || 5 || 7 || 10.2% || 14.3%
+
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|-
+
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| 2003 || 36 || 18 || 19 || 50% || 52.7%
+
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|-
+
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| 2004 || 28 || 8 || 12 || 28.6% || 42.8%
+
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|-
+
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| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|8 || colspan=2|42.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2006 || 24 || 10 || 14 || 41.6% || 58.3%
+
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|-
+
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| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|15 || colspan=2|68.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2008 || 15 || 9 || 11 || 60% || 73.3%
+
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|-
+
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| 2009 || 5 ||colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|80%
+
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|-
+
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| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
+
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|-
+
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| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
+
-
|-
+
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| Total || 207 || 80 || 93 || 38.6% || 44.9%
+
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|}
+
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===[[Strong Mad]]===
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{| class="wikitable"
+
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! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
+
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|-
+
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| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|4.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2003 || 36 || 6 || 7 || 16.6% || 19.4%
+
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|-
+
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| 2004 || 28 || 8 || 10 || 28.6% || 35.7%
+
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|-
+
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| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|31.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|4 ||colspan=2|16.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|6 ||colspan=2|27.2%
+
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|-
+
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| 2008 || 15 || 3 || 4 || 20% || 26.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|20%
+
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|-
+
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| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
+
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|-
+
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| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
+
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|-
+
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|Total || 207 || 38 || 42 || 18.4% || 20.3%
+
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|}
+
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+
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===[[The Cheat]]===
+
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{| class="wikitable"
+
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! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
+
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|-
+
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| 2002 || 49 || 14 || 15 || 28.6% || 30.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2003 || 36 || 22 || 24 || 61.1% || 66.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|18 || colspan=2|64.2%
+
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|-
+
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| 2005 || 19 || 15 || 16 || 78.9% || 84.2%
+
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|-
+
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| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|15 || colspan=2|62.5%
+
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|-
+
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| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|16 || colspan=2|72.7%
+
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|-
+
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| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|11 || colspan=2|73.3%
+
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|-
+
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| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|3 ||colspan=2|60%
+
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|-
+
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| Total || 207 || 114 || 118 || 55.1% || 57%
+
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|}
+
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+
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===[[Marzipan]]===
+
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{| class="wikitable"
+
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! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
+
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|-
+
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| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|4.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|5 || colspan=2|13.9%
+
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|-
+
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| 2004 || 28 || 7 || 8 || 25% || 28.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2005 || 19 || 5 || 7 || 26.3% || 36.8%
+
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|-
+
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| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|9 || colspan=2|37.5%
+
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|-
+
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| 2007 || 22 || 6 || 7 || 27.2% || 31.9%
+
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|-
+
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| 2008 || 15 || 3 || 4 || 20% || 26.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|2 ||colspan=2|40%
+
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|-
+
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| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 ||colspan=2|100%
+
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|-
+
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| Total || 207 || 40 || 45 || 19.3% || 21.7%
+
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|}
+
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+
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===[[Coach Z]]===
+
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{| class="wikitable"
+
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! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
+
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|-
+
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| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|7 || colspan=2|14.3%
+
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|-
+
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| 2003 || 36 || 12 || 14 || 33.3% || 38.9%
+
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|-
+
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| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|10 || colspan=2|35.7%
+
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|-
+
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| 2005 || 19 || 7 || 8 || 36.8% || 42.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2006 || 24 || 8 || 11 || 33.3% || 45.8%
+
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|-
+
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| 2007 || 22 || 8 || 11 || 36.3% || 50%
+
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|-
+
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| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|10 || colspan=2|66.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|40%
+
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|-
+
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| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
+
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|-
+
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| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
+
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|-
+
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| Total || 207 || 66 || 75 || 31.9% || 36.2%
+
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|}
+
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+
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===[[Bubs]]===
+
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{| class="wikitable"
+
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! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
+
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|-
+
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| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|5 || colspan=2|10.2%
+
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|-
+
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| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|9 || colspan=2|25%
+
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|-
+
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| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|9 || colspan=2|32.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|5 || colspan=2|26.3%
+
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|-
+
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| 2006 || 24 || 9 || 12 || 37.5% || 50%
+
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|-
+
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| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|8 || colspan=2|36.3%
+
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|-
+
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| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|40%
+
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|-
+
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| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
+
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|-
+
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| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
+
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|-
+
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| Total || 207 || 53 || 56 || 25.6% || 27.1%
+
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|}
+
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+
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===[[Pom Pom]]===
+
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{| class="wikitable"
+
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! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
+
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|-
+
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| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|4.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|11.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|7.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2005 || 19 || 3 || 4 || 15.7% || 21%
+
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|-
+
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| 2006 || 24 || 3 || 4 || 12.5% || 16.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2007 || 22 || 4 || 5 || 18.2% || 22.7%
+
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|-
+
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| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|26.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|20%
+
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|-
+
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| Total || 207 || 23 || 26 || 11.1% || 12.6%
+
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|}
+
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+
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===[[The King of Town]]===
+
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{| class="wikitable"
+
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! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
+
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|-
+
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| 2003 || 36 || 3 || 4 || 8.3% || 11.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2004 || 28 || 6 || 7 || 21.4% || 25%
+
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|-
+
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| 2005 || 19 || 6 || 7 || 31.6% || 36.8%
+
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|-
+
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| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|16.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2007 || 22 || 8 || 9 || 36.3% || 41%
+
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|-
+
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| 2008 || 15 || 3 || 6 || 20% || 40%
+
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|-
+
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| Total || 207 || 30 || 37 || 14.5% || 17.8%
+
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|}
+
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+
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===[[The Poopsmith]]===
+
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{| class="wikitable"
+
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! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
+
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|-
+
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| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|16.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|14.3%
+
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|-
+
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| 2005 || 19 || 0 || 1 || 0% || 5.2%
+
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|-
+
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| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|25%
+
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|-
+
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| 2007 || 22 || 2 || 3 || 9.1% || 13.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|13.3%
+
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|-
+
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| Total || 207 || 20 || 22 || 9.6% || 10.6%
+
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|}
+
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+
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===[[Homsar]]===
+
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{| class="wikitable"
+
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! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
+
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|-
+
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| 2001 || 7 || colspan=2|1 || 14.3%
+
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|-
+
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| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|1 || 2.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2003 || 36 || 2 || 4 || 5.5% || 11.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|4 || 14.3%
+
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|-
+
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| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|3 || 15.7%
+
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|-
+
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| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|1 || 4.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2007 || 22 || 1 || 2 || 4.5% || 9.1%
+
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|-
+
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| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|1 || 6.6%
+
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|-
+
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| 2009 || 5 || 0 || 1 || 0% || 20%
+
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|-
+
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| Total || 207 || 14 || 18 || 6.7% || 8.7%
+
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|}
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=Ants=
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[[Image:Bug2.PNG|thumb|right|150px|You will respect and condone Mean Sean!]]
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==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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* Email [[1 step ahead]] &mdash; In the "maybe" option, The Cheat brings a bucket full of red ants into Strong Sad's room after finding out that gluing his hands to his face hadn't caused Strong Sad any pain.
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*Email [[fingers]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] corrects the email's use of the phrase "costume place" by saying "costume palace".
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*[[The King of Town's Character Video]] {{--}} [[The King of Town]] claims to have not bought his crown at the costume palace.
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*{{dvdcom|halloweener}} {{--}} [[Matt Chapman]] mispronounces the word "costume" and turns it into a reference to "costume palace", claiming it to be from one of their "later wepisodes".
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* Email [[long pants]] &mdash; Strong Bad edits the email he receives so the closing reads "Some ants toot", and laughs at it.
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*[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Upon encountering [[Strong Sad]] as [[Sluushfuund]], Strong Bad suggests that his order was mixed up at the costume palace.
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==See Also==
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=Photo Boooth=
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[[Image:HauntedPhotoBooth.png|thumb|"I think this might be a... haunted photo booth!"]]<!-- we're gonna want a slightly better picture for this page -->
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:''Not to be confused with the [[Snap Shak]].''
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The '''Photo Bo<!--sic-->ooth''' is the namesake vending machine of [[Haunted Photo Booth]] and the "crown jewel" of [[Marzipan]]'s 2017 [[Halloween]] party, used to take photos of all twelve [[Characters#Main Characters|main characters]]. It has an orange curtain and features a haunted mansion backdrop, although different backgrounds are available, such as a wooden background and a [[live action]] photo of a forest. Photos are fed through a large slot in the side of the booth in strips of three. Unlike a normal photo booth, it doesn't seem to require payment in order to be operated.
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<!--[[Image:NascentNupitals.png|thumb|A group shot with [[The Goblin]]]]-->
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The booth was thought to be haunted as a result of [[The Cheat]]'s [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]] producing a very ghost-like glare in every photo it appeared in (surprisingly many, as explained by [[Strong Sad]] at the end of the toon). [[Strong Bad]] in particular was convinced that the booth would give him "demonic barf powers", but was disappointed when the ghost failed to appear in any of his photos&mdash; although he succeeded in summoning images of Jaundiced Jerry and Stabby Gabby when he invoked their names.
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There are props available, such as Y2K [[Cool Shades|sunglasses]], a handlebar [[mustache]], [[bacon]], and spicy nachos. The Photo Bo<!--still sic-->ooth was apparently [[Crime and Punishment|stolen]] from a wedding by [[Homestar Runner]], at Marzipan's command, although it is implied they were planning to return it.
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= Masters of the Universe =
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A cartoon from 1983 based on Mattel's toyline produced by Filmation.
==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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*'''Debut:''' [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
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*Email [[i she be]] {{--}} The [[Email Intro Song]] is Strong Bad humming the cartoon theme song.
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<nowiki>[[Category:Places]]</nowiki>
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}} When Strong Bad acquires [[The Poopsmith]]'s shovel, he proclaims "By the power of Brownskull!" in the same manner He-Man transforms.
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*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] {{--}} The [[King of Town]] is dressed as Ram-Man.

Current revision as of 03:03, 14 June 2026

Contents

[edit] 210 Seconds (Rough Estimate)

(The entirety of 160 Seconds, but with "160" in the intro replaced with "210")

4 branches: HOMESTAR: Chinese b-

the chair: STRONG BAD: Class!

what i want: MARZIPAN: Forgettably precious.

looking old: MARZIPAN: Up to your chin right

strong badathlon: STRONG BAD: To the wrong athletes

unnatural: STRONG BAD: Kill him? STRONG SAD: We do-

the movies: HOMESTAR: -tuce. Throw

your funeral: HOMESTAR: Abraham Lincoln

from work: HOMESTAR: -veges. It helps

rough copy: STRONG SAD: -tellectual property.

underlings: STRONG BAD: Get Mrs. Hard-

more armies: HOMESTAR: Saaay

the paper: STRONG BAD: Doesn't quite

mini-golf: STRONG BAD: In this infernal pl-

concert: STRONG BAD: Nope. They're a

hygiene: STRONG BAD: No matter what he does.

original: BUBS: B'zuh!

bike thief: STRONG BAD: Side of this couch

pizza joint: MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME: It burns!

slumber party: STRONG BAD: Can you guys start

web comics: TAKE DAGGER: Hiya

business trip: THE KING OF TOWN: Units? STRONG BAD: What

yes wrestling: HOMESTAR: The power... of

diorama: STRONG BAD: -lupe Hidalgo

nightlife: HOMESTAR RUNNER: More...more

environment: STRONG BAD: -pliant sticker!

winter pool: HOMESTAR: You're such a good

fan club: STRONG BAD: (screams)

pet show: HOMESTAR: Potion. A taste

licensed: (Strong Bad slides) STRONG BAD: What's

buried: BUBS: Is! STRONG SAD: Uh

shapeshifter: COACH Z: Coming to your concession

rated: BUBS: Bake sale!

specially marked: (The Deleted buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")

love poems: HOMESTAR: Apples!

hiding: STRONG BAD: Coma!

your edge: STRONG BAD: Where'd you check?

magic trick: STRONG BAD: But now, not only does

being mean: HUNGRY SHARK: Makes me wanna

email thunder: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

hremail3184: COACH Z: Bad! I was gonna

imaginary: LIL' STRONG BAD: -ti! I'd like you to meet

independent: STRONG BAD: Solid gold sc-

dictionary: STRONG BAD: To Z

videography: STRONG BAD: (chuckles)

sbemail206: ANNOUNCER: For all your consummate

too cool: STRONG BAD: Mysteriously with no return

The Next April Fools Thing: STRONG BAD: -low lives, and this

parenting: THE KING OF TOWN: I've got this seven-

robots: STRONG BAD: -es? Just make someth-

[edit] Costume Palace

Costume palace is some the time said by some characters in this cartoon show. Don't ask me why they say it because I already forgot.

[edit] Appearances

[edit] Masters of the Universe

A cartoon from 1983 based on Mattel's toyline produced by Filmation.

[edit] Appearances

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