Secret Pages

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SOMETIMES SOME OF THE SECRET PAGES DON'T WORK! THEY USUALLY COME BACK LATER! DO NOT REMOVE ANY LINKS! View the Flash file for "Ween Intro" |- | || Flag Intro || Shawtatee, five of those calls were from meeeeee. || View the Flash file for "Flag Intro" |- bgcolor=#CCCCCC ! colspan=4 | Old Loading Screens |-id="Old H*R Loading Screen" | || Old H*R Loading Screen || An old loading screen featuring some of Homestar Runner's outline and then the text H*R. A parody of the opening to "Alfred Hitchcock Presents".|| View the Flash file |- bgcolor=#CCCCCC ! colspan=4 | Old 404 Page |-

| || Strong Bad 404 Error Page || The error page that was used before 404'd. If the mailbox is looked at closely before the letters appear on the Email page, the stylized Strong Bad face from the old error page can be seen. || view the error page

|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC ! colspan=4 | Old Museum Page |-id="Original Old Flash Stuff" |File:Old Flash Stuff First Lunch ersion.png || Original Old Flash Stuff || This is the first version of Old Flash Stuff from the Museum. Unlike the current version, this page includes links to Marshmallow's Last Stand and Astro-Lite 2600. || View the Flash File |}

Contents 1 Other Animations 2 Downloads 3 Music 4 Images 5 Other

Other Animations

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Other Animations
	Matt Cake	A photo of Matt Chapman holding his niece, that he edited to look like a cake for his sister (and the niece's mother) Karen Wagner's birthday. The link to Matt Cake originally appeared on Strong Bad's Message Bored. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of Dennis Franz overlapping Matt's face. The cake appears to say "PATZ" on it.	View the Flash file for Matt Cake
	Tire Cake	A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the Strong Badia flag.	View the Flash file for Tire Cake
	SB Sign	A sign with Atari Strong Bad waving his hands next to the text "i am awesomer than you"	View the Flash file for SB Sign
	Old No Flash Page	An old error page saying that Flash needs to be downloaded.	No Flash
	Alternate Halloween Costumes	Costumes for The House That Gave Sucky Treats, except that Coach Z is dressed as a Noid, Pom Pom is the Skipper from Gilligan's Island, and Marzipan is Velma Dinkley. Also, The Cheat is wearing a different shirt than in the final version, and The King of Town is missing his mustache. The only movement is a light on The Poopsmith's costume.	View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes
	Alternate Halloween Costumes 2	Similar to the above, but this time Coach Z and Pom Pom are wearing their final costumes, though Pom Pom is missing the "I love Flint" button. Marzipan is still dressed as Velma however, and The Cheat and The King of Town still have the same mistakes as before. Also, the background is red, and Coach Z has moved from behind Strong Sad to in front of him.	View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes 2
	Homestar's Yearbook	The logo for the site's old guestbook page (mirror). Scroll over Homestar to hear him say "Sign my yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my mom reads it."	View the Flash file for Homestar's Yearbook
	Strong Bad's Message Bored Duplicate	The current version of Strong Bad's Message Bored under a different URL.	View the Flash file for Strong Bad's Message Bored Duplicate
	Alternate Modern Handheld Games Menu	A duplicate of the current Handheld Games Menu without the NavBar.	View the menu
	h - o - m - e	A strange looping animated music video found on the Videlectrix website. It features a short clip from the song "Home" by Lou Barlow. It may be unfinished. From 2005 or earlier.	Watch "h - o - m - e" View the Flash file for h - o - m - e
	Halloween Teasers	Each teaser depicts silhouettes of everybody in the costumes they would later wear in the following Halloween special. Note that Strong Bad is always replaced with a science fiction character, and something related to the previous year's special will appear after a few seconds.	Watch "Jibblies 2 Teaser" View the Flash file for "Jibblies 2 Teaser" Watch "Most in the Graveyard Teaser" View the Flash file for "Most in the Graveyard Teaser"
	Trogdor Index Page	For the week of Trogday 2008 this was the index page for the website.	View the Flash file for the Trogdor Index Page
	Limozeen Live Advertisement	An ad for a 2008 Limozeen concert. Also links to Limozeen Live! (practice)	View the ad View the Flash file for the ad

Downloads

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Downloads
	Stencils	Printable stencils to use on pumpkins. Replaced by Punkin Stencils.	View the page View the Flash file
	Punkin Stencils	These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site.	View the Punkin Stencils View the Flash file View 2004's Stencils (mirror) View 2005's Stencils
	Wallpaper o' the Week	Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker.	View the page
	SB Theme	A desktop theme for Strong Bad.	Download the SB Theme
	Wireless Bizness	A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting WAP. Has some Strong Bad Emails, but no longer works.	View Wireless Bizness
	Homestar Runner Desktop Theme	A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98.	View the download page for Homestar Runner Desktop Theme Download the Homestar Runner Desktop Theme
	Windows 98 H*R Theme	A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. This one is broken, and only downloads the theme song.	View the Flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme
	Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver	These screensavers can also be obtained by downloading the themes.	Download the Screen Saver
	Strong Mad Stickers	Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The design is based on the André the Giant Has a Posse sticker design. According to the Late Nite JengaJam Interview, actual stickers were ordered by Mike from stickerguy.com in 2000. He had given these stickers to his friends, including Matt. These are considered an extremely rare find. The interview only mentions them being put in bars or train tunnels. This was the first Homestar Runner "product" ever made.	Strong Mad Stickers Download the ZIP File
	Downloads Menu	Simply a different name for the downloads menu and the screen is smaller.	Downloads Menu
	Wallpapers	An old wallpaper download page.	Wallpapers
	MORE TO COME!	The page with the AIM buddy icons on it.	MORE TO COME!
	Papercraft Homestar	A printable folding template for a paper Homestar Runner made by Eric, originally found by clicking on papercraft homestar when it was on the site as the Weekly Fanstuff. When the Weekly Fanstuff was changed, this image was no longer linked to.	View template
	Support the Municipality Wallpaper	Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the Main Pages on March 16, 2006.	1024×768 1600×1200
	Trogdor Wallpaper	Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the Main Pages on January 14, 2008.	1024×768 1600×1200
	Poopsmith Wallpaper	Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the Main Pages on January 28, 2008. Earlier that year, it was used as a Weekly Fanstuff.	1024×768 1602×1200

Music

Audio files that aren't used on the site.

Name	Description	External Links
The Cheat is Not Dead	A sample of "The Cheat is Not Dead" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also found by clicking on CD on the post-it note from the "Working on my CD" email menu.	Listen to the song View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
Because, It's Midnite	A sample of "Because, It's Midnite" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also found by clicking on SB on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu.	Listen to the song View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
MLS Music	This is the music from the old cartoon Marshmallow's Last Stand. It is a loop from the beginning of Beck's Tropicalia.	Listen to the song
Renegade Master	A sample from the Fatboy Slim remix of Wildchild's Renegade Master that was used for the "Characters" button on Main Page 4 for a while, before being removed to avoid copyright issues.	Listen to the song
Poop Smoke	A mashup including Poot-Slap and Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water.	Download the song

Images

Images (some in Flash, some not) that are not linked to on the site.

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Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
	Calibos	An image of Calibos. Possible reference material for Strong Sad in different town.	view calibosgif
	Dennis	An animated GIF of various actors named Dennis. The cycle of Dennises is Hopper, Leary, Quaid, and Franz.	view dennises.gif
	Coolest Stuff Ever Banner	A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called [http://www.the-coolest-stuff-dfsgrid in the background of the Coolest Stuff Ever banner	view gridback.gif
	Cooltitle	A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner.	view cooltitle.gif
	Shirts	Two unreleased shirts; A dfsof the discontinued Homsar shirt, found on the Videlectrix website.	view Homsar Shirt
	Pom Pom Glossy	A black and white picture of Pom Pom.	view Pom Pom Glossy
	Homestar Runner Glossy	A black and white picture of Homestar Runner.	view Homestar Runner Glossy
	Strong Bad Glossy	A black and white picture of Strong Bad. Rarely used for "autographs."	view Strong Bad Glossy
	Marzipan Shirts	Marzipan shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text *MARZIPAN* written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text click to change, clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text: Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.	view Marzipan Shirts view the Flash file
	Halloween Fanstuff	35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween.	view Ween Stuff
	Halloween Fanstuff	Another 5 pictures that link back to the above 35.	view Ween Stuff
	Everybody Knows It Production Photos	Three behind-the-scenes images of the first Puppet Stuff video. They used to be Easter Eggs in the fullscreen version.	view first image view second image view third image
	Podstar Runner background	The background used for the Podstar Runner menu from 2006 to 2007.	view the background
	Homestar Runner Screensaver image	An image of the secret Homestar Runner screensaver listed above.	View Homestar Runner Screensaver image
	SB Sign	A picture of the "i am awesomer than you" animation listed above.	View SB Sign Flash file View SB Sign GIF file
	Small Crayon Homestar wallpaper	The wallpaper of a crayon drawing of Homestar from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Crayon Homestar wallpaper
	Small Harvest wallpaper	The wallpaper mirroring the cover of Neil Young's Harvest album from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Harvest Wallpaper
	Small SB monitor wallpaper	The wallpaper of Strong Bad with the Tandy 400 from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small SB monitor wallpaper
	Small Duck Pond wallpaper	The wallpaper of the Atari duck pond from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Duck Pond wallpaper
	Small Marshmallows wallpaper	The wallpaper of marshmallows from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Marshmallows wallpaper
	Small Waffle House wallpaper	The Waffle House parody wallpaper from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available He fits the definiton omg ;sfldfsldsf2121111		Small Seriously wallpaper	The Apple parody wallpaper from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Seriously wallpaper
	Alternate Pom Pom tile	An expanded version of the Pom Pom wallpaper from the Downloads section.	View Alternate Pom Pom tile
	Alternate Homestar head icon	A slightly different version of the icon of Homestar's head in the Downloads section.	View Alternate Homestar head icon
	TDougland Youtube Background	The background image on TDougland's YouTube account. Hosted on the Videlectrix site.	View TDougland Youtube Background
	2 Posters	An image of two Homestar Runner posters, found on the Videlectrix website.	View 2 Posters

Other

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
	Strong Bad Default	A page saying "this is strongbad"	view Page
	Email Updates	Before The Brothers Chaps started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker.	View the page
	Email Updates Error page	The error message for the above updates signup page.	View the pagedsaddsads
	Email Updates Confirmation	The page that appeared following signing up for email updates.	View the page \Chicken breast Easter eggs