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Matt Chapman plays the Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People episode Homestar Ruiner, performing the voices live.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Matt Chapman, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, Matt Chapman as Marzipan, Bubs, The King of Town, Matt Chapman as Pom Pom, The Cheat, Marshie, Coach Z as Narrator Strong Bad and Cheerleader, Homestar Runner as So and So, What's Her Face and The Ugly One, Basketballa, Drive-Thru Whale, Strong Mad, Crack Stuntman as Strong Bad, Reynold as Strong Bad, Silent Rip as Strong Bad, Fightgar as Strong Bad, Homsar as Strong Bad, Stinkoman as Strong Bad, Senor Cardgage as Strong Bad, Hot Dip as Strong Bad, Old-Timey Strong Bad as Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner as Homestar Runner, Announcer, Matt Chapman as Harry Caray as Strong Bad, Dooble as Strong Bad, Trauncles Narrator, Crackotage, D n' D Greg, Strong Badman, Marshie as Marzipan, Character 3
Date: Sunday, August 12, 2018
Running time: 1:48:11
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Transcript
{The video opens. The title screen for Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People is displayed. Strong Bad walks into the frame and looks up at the title text.}
STRONG BAD: {mumbling} Oh, I am Strong Bad, looking at the title.
{Strong Bad walks off. Several seconds later, he pops up in the foreground.}
STRONG BAD: I am in the foreground.
{Strong Bad descends. Several seconds later, he walks back in and dances in the center of the screen.}
STRONG BAD: I am in the list!
{Strong Bad walks off. He then drops in from the top of the screen.}
STRONG BAD: Whoa, I fell down from the sky!
{Strong Bad walks off. He then runs past quickly in the far background.}
STRONG BAD: {muttering quickly} I am running across the background really fast!
{Strong Bad walks in front of the foreground. He stops to talk, but doesn't say anything, then turns around to walk away in the background. Strong Bad then pops up upside-down on the top of the screen.}
STRONG BAD: I am upside-down! Do I look upside-down to you?
{Strong Bad leaves the screen. The mouse cursor hovers over the "Click here to Start" button, but doesn't click on it. Strong Bad walks past once again.}
STRONG BAD: This looks like the name of this game. {turns to face the viewer} From what I can tell.
{Strong Bad walks off.}
{The Click Here to Start button is clicked. The main menu page of Homestar Ruiner appears.}
MATT: Oh man, you guys. Hi, my name's Matt. I never done this kind of thing before. Let's all... let the wheels come off together... as this train wreck leaves the station. Uh... I'm gonna play some Homestar Ruiner here 'cause that's probably the one I remember the least, probably be the most entertaining. Uh, Kickstarter Live does not have the ability to screen-share like Twitch or something else similar. So I just pointed a crappy at a crappy old PC, and we're gonna do this thing. Um, I will probably mostly stay in character but occasionally pop out to give my voice a break and if I remember something funny about the game, while we were making it, maybe I'll say that. Um... I will warn you in advance that uh, I'm not gonna be able to do the Teen Girl Squad sections of the game, 'cause that would end our evening real quick. Um, so I apologize uh, in advance for that. Um, what else? Is uh... I'll stop talking soon, stepped in cooper, don't have to listen to my normal voice. That's weird. Okay, cool, people are showing up. This is awesome. Um, I apologize again for the quality of the video, but if the uh... let me know about the audio so I can turn down voices and things. Oh, and I know for a fact that there's no music whatsoever, uh, so here let's change—
{The settings screen is toggled. The option for voices is set at the minimum setting.}
MATT: — I'll just sing along the opening song. I'll just turn it down a little bit. 'Cause I know that if you turn it all the way down, there's no music or sound. And I don't think I'd be able to do it completely a capella. Uh, though it would probably be, uh, lovely to watch me fail. Uh, okay, go back.
{The new game screen is activated.}
MATT: And we'll just do a new game. I'm just gonna do this. We're just gonna get into it. I gotta lotta hot tea over here. And some honey. And some snacks. And just gonna go until my head hits the desk or until you all leave. No, that's probably not true. I'll probably go before you. And if anything bad happens, um, uh...
{The "Technical difficultes" card from pizzaz is held in front of the screen, showing a confused The Cheat in front of an unplugged outlet.}
MATT: The Cheat will help me out here. {The card is removed} I dunno. Shut up, this is awkward and weird not having anyone to talk to except for chats. Which is great, 'cause there's a lot of them. Hi, and um... here we go. We're gonna start a new game.
{The mouse hovers over the green "Yep!" button.}
MATT: Yep.
{The screen goes dark, showing the reflecting of Matt in the monitor.}
MATT: Look, there I am. Don't look! Don't look. Don't look. {Matt leans out of view and points at the webcam} Look, there's the crappy webcam! It's on top of a game.
{The opening scene of Homestar Ruiner fades in. Strong Bad is sleeping on the couch with a bag of Potate chips on his boxing glove.}
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Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the longest official Homestar Runner content of all time.
- This is the first time a Two More Eggs character has been in official Homestar Runner content.
- Matt has previously voiced Marzipan in Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True.
Inside References
- The Technical Difficulties sign from pizzaz is used.
Fast Forward
- Strong Bad wears a Viewtiful Joe costume in Mr. Poofers Must Die.
