2018.
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Hey! My boat take--
- This Tweet is a reply to @twoamcoffee, who replied to the Trogbear link, saying they're glad Trogdor has the right to bear arms, and legs, and boat take.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad's sentence getting interrupted at "my boat take" is a reference to environment, where he attempts to say the sentence twice. This would again be referenced less than two months later in Trogdor Was A Man.
| 30 Jun 2018
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| Only if you pay me in 'make a weird procedurally generated VR Strong Bad's Drop a Train on 'Em simulator.'
- This Tweet is a reply to @punchesbears, who asked for an original Trogdor drawing.
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| 30 Jun 2018
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Diet brown?! And an iron cup full of Brunswick stew?! This is a theme party for the ages! (for the under-ages methinks, based on the root beer cold ones)
- This Tweet is a reply to @Freak_Boy186, who posted photos from a Homestar Runner-themed party.
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| 30 Jun 2018
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| Get out of here, Bornulon. No one likes your style.
- This Tweet is a reply to @jeffvandermeer, who replied to the previous reply with a picture of Mord.
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| 30 Jun 2018
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- This Tweet is a reply to his previous link.
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| 30 Jun 2018
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Pure delight! I can only imagine what a Trogbear holding a shark would do to The Cheat (or to Bubs' merchandising) if he beheld one!
- This Tweet quotes @punchesbears, who replied to a Twitter thread about a game prototype they made, with a Trogdor head animated onto a flailing bear's body.
| 30 Jun 2018
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Um... that's on purpose! After a decade or so, all Trog-products self-burninate and leave behind a fresh minty fragrance that's guaranteed to whiten teeth!
- This Tweet is a reply to @shawnvmartin, who posted a photo of the Trogdor window cling for their car, which has been "pretty burninated" (meaning, decaying and turning orange and brown).
| 28 Jun 2018
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Trogdor burninates. Mortals 'set on fire.'
- This Tweet is a reply to @Corygaming, who replied to the previous link, saying Strong Bad misspelled "burninate".
| 24 Jun 2018
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This rules! Next time make him some Strong Sad chiaroscuro dragon wrapping paper out of flash paper that you SET ON FIRE to unwrap!!*
*probably don't actually try this unless you're a wrapping paper scientist. - This Tweet quotes @Lucky4mjc, who shared a picture of Trogdor wrapping paper made by her daughter for her dad.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad set Strong Sad's chiaroscuro dragon drawing on fire in dragon.
| 23 Jun 2018
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I dunno, man. I been trying to figure out how to tweleet someone else's deets for years now.
- This Tweet is a reply to @YellowDahlia_ and @lionheartmuse. @lionheartmuse drew Homestar on his iPhone, and @YellowDahlia_ replied to them, asking how to delete someone else's Tweet.
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| 20 Jun 2018
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I vote yes. Sadly my vote means nothing in this situasche. That's all up to the Nintentelldotales.
- This Tweet is a reply to @soupdragon90, who asked for a Strong Bad Amiibo to come with a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People port or sequel.
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| 20 Jun 2018
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Oops, shoulda done better research before waggling my tweet gloves at you. Basking in majesty it is!
- This Tweet is a reply to @evanbirnholz, who replied to his own Tweet that was previously linked to, saying the "peasant" is basking in Trogdor's majesty (responding to Strong Bad's previous link text).
| 19 Jun 2018
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Don't get me wrong, man, I love this. But what are we saying is going on with that 'peasant' coming OUT of the slide? Just so we get our stories straight.
- This Tweet quotes @evanbirnholz, who posted a photo of a magazine with a green S-shaped slide on the cover, drawn on to look like Trogdor.
| 19 Jun 2018
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It's probably just that angry Videlectrix guy flipping a game board and screaming at that submissive Videlectrix guy.
- This Tweet is a reply to @jodudeit, who replied to the Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking about Boardelectrix's logo.
| 19 Jun 2018
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This rules! But I'm more concerned with why my right leg is a sea cucumber!!
- This Tweet quotes @supmustachepika, who posted a photo of their Strong Bad and Homestar tattoo (with Strong Bad's leg obscured by a different tattoo).
| 19 Jun 2018
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That sbemail was hidden inside the April Fools cartoon. Did you not watch the whole thing?
- This Tweet is a reply to @H2A_23, who replied to the "Soon" reply, saying it's been 5 months.
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| 18 Jun 2018
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He just makes so much more sense! Does Shou-Lao even have any arms? Much less a beefy one? Though maybe that guy should be called Beef Fist if Troggie was his emblem.
- This Tweet is a reply to @CdubBabyShooter, who linked to @kmellon's photo of a drawing of Iron Fist with a Trogdor emblem.
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| 17 Jun 2018
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I know it woulda been terrible marketing, but the slogan totally shoulda been "You wouldn't like me when I'm Tandy."
- This Tweet quotes @ItsMrJasonD, who posted an old advertisement for the "Tandy 2000".
Fun Facts
- "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" is the catch phrase of the Hulk.
| 16 Jun 2018
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I dig the sentiment, but you might wanna be careful teaching Coach Z quotes to minors. Prolly end up on some kinda watch list.
- This Tweet is a reply to @Zoltuger, who linked to the previous link, saying he trained his four-year-old to quote Coach Z.
| 14 Jun 2018
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That would be the only valid excuse I will accept.
- This Tweet is a reply to @TheMisterPipes, who replied to the "screening process" Tweet, suggesting the husband is more into Senor Cardgage.
| 14 Jun 2018
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Why are they standing on the surface of Pluto as observed by the New Horizons probe?
- This Tweet is a reply to @flangy, who replied to the previous link with a picture of Homestar and Marzipan's figurines (in black and white clothes, respectively) on a brown and white cake.
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| 14 Jun 2018
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Lady! This shoulda been part of your screening process BEFORE this guy became your husband! #standards- This Tweet quotes @bshan85, who lamented about her husband not getting her Strong Bad references.
| 14 Jun 2018
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The most convoluted way to get a Trogdor figure ever!
- This Tweet is a reply to @stomper1232, who replied to the Rick Van Velsor Tweet, saying the Trogdor game piece in Trogdor!! The Board Game is unofficially a Trogdor figurine.
| 14 Jun 2018
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I will get you in touch with Strong Sad as he has been dealing with the issue his entire life yet is still an avid co-op multiplayer tabletop gamer.
- This Tweet is a reply to @mcolles, who replied to the Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying if only they had 1-5 friends.
| 14 Jun 2018
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If not to the con proper, maybe somewheres else in the ATL during the convention.
- This Tweet is a reply to @Haxen2000, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Trogdor!! The Board Game will be at DragonCon.
| 14 Jun 2018
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| If you don't wanna wait through the months of production and shipping and The Cheat-related excuses, come play the Trogdor board game @Gen_Con with me and some scruffy old brothers and maybe a flaming peasant! Check it out: gencon.com/event_finder?s ...
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| 14 Jun 2018
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| Here it go.
- This Tweet is a reply to @LiamXVX, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying there had better be a Ye Flask card.
Fun Facts
- Dennis is a character from the Thy Dungeonman series.
- Blurred cards can be seen behind the Ye Flask card.
| 13 Jun 2018
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| Already grew a body. With even worse results.
- This Tweet is a reply to @gildozer, who posted a clip from a music video of a person with a suit and mask resembling Marshie, asking Strong Bad what he thought of Marshie growing a body.
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| 13 Jun 2018
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Cooperative Burnination it says, actually. One of the few cases where I support cooperation.
- This Tweet is a reply to @mattmccordmattm, who linked to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, misreading "Cooperative Burnination" as "Competitive Burnination".
| 13 Jun 2018
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Who needs them when I've got Limozeen at my beck and call! They're so desperate for work, I had them do a cover of me yelling "The Cheat! Breakfaaast!" the other morning! It shredded! 5-minute hash browns solo!
- This Tweet is a reply to @FunkyM_FM217, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking about a Kickstarter to fund a cover of the Trogdor song by the band The Darkness.
| 13 Jun 2018
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- This Tweet is a reply to @JonGetsGames, who linked to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying even if it's awful, he'll still try it.
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| 13 Jun 2018
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I refuse to give Strong Sad the satisfaction!! That smudge stick abomination got what it deserved!
- This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who replied to the previous reply, asking about Strong Sad's chiaroscuro dragon.
| 13 Jun 2018
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Maybe a meeples add-on pack with Wormdingler, the S is for Sucks Dragon, Trogador, and a chunk of desk with 'DAGRON' carved in it!
- This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where Wormdingler is.
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| 13 Jun 2018
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 This Tweet was pinned.
Coming to the website Kickstarter in the month July!
Video Transcript
- See Trogdor Board Game in July
Fun Facts
- This video was originally posted with the text "Coming in July to a tabletop near you!", but it was deleted for being too misleading. This may be referenced in the overly specific text in this Tweet.
| 12 Jun 2018
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Portmanteaus are too new-fangled for Paw-Paw.
- This Tweet is a reply to @jettstranded, who replied to the previous Tweet, suggesting the portmanteau "tweetleter".
| 12 Jun 2018
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| Think I might delete and repost the board game video tweet to avoid confusion about when it comes out. Good thing I've got this old timer workin' for me:
Image Transcript
- See Edgarware Tweet Deleter
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| 12 Jun 2018
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Maybe in the Peasant's Quest expansion add-on DLC microtransacto pack! Coming to a spend-more-money near you!
- This Tweet is a reply to @lolFurby, who replied to the previous deleted Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying Naked Ned better make an appearance.
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| 12 Jun 2018
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Or more accurately, to Kickstarter in July and then to a tabletop like 6-9 months after that.
- This Tweet is a reply to his previous deleted Tweet.
Fun Facts
- This is likely the reason the previous Tweet was deleted.
| 12 Jun 2018
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This Tweet was pinned.
Coming in July to a tabletop near you!
- This Tweet has been deleted.
Video Transcript
- See the replacement Tweet.
Fun Facts
- This Tweet has been deleted and reposted with different text, likely because it was misleading about the game's release date.
- This is the first announcement of Trogdor!! The Board Game's release month.
| 12 Jun 2018
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It depends. We've seen positive results from both neatly hung and sloppily hung 'No Loafing' signs. From the looks of that wall, this guy works in the 'black and white photos of old men' division. So neatly hung is probably the best choice here.
- This Tweet is a reply to @pokeflutes, who posted a picture of someone's office cubicle with a "No Loafing" sign, asking whether to tell the guy that his sign is too neatly displayed. The office has black and white photos of people on the wall.
| 5 Jun 2018
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