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No kiddin you were wasted, you made me upside down!! Strong Bad has a swoll cranium not a swoll chin!
- This Tweet is a reply to _darthsader, who posted a Strong Bad Easter egg they painted when they were drunk.
Fun Facts
- This may be a reference to Strong Bad referring to his head as an upside down egg in Cartoon Characters.
| 31 Mar 2018
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You know, I gots a folder on an old Compy called '99 songs' that's fulla those kinda jingles. And that's from maybe 2004. If I made one now it'd prolly be more like '300 songs.' Mmmmaybe I'll press 'upload' one of these days. Or at least press 'applaud.'
- This Tweet is a reply to @CalebLeonhart, who asked if the themes and jingles from Homestar Runner will ever be released.
Fun Facts
| 31 Mar 2018
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| This comic is like if Crack Stuntman and Larry from Limozeen were low level space criminals and high level jerks! Not for kidz! Not great for baby!
- This Tweet is a reply to @wolfboy74 (Andy Suriano), who shared that Cosmic Scoundrels was now available in a collected edition. Suriano co-created the comic alongside Matt Chapman.
Fun Facts
- "Not great for baby" may reference the "great for baby" items in garage sale.
| 30 Mar 2018
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I call that a Repost Rubdown!
- This Tweet is a reply to @thunderzizi, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Strong Bad had already posted the video on Instagram.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad referred to himself as Doctor Marvin Rubdown in love poems.
- Notably, at the time of this reply, @thunderzizi's profile picture was an image of Homestar dressed as Doctor Marvin Rubdown from the same email.
| 30 Mar 2018
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Video Transcript
- See Become A Man
| 29 Mar 2018
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| Or this, if you no like instagram
- This Tweet is a reply to the same @TrueAbelhawk reply as the previous reply.
| 26 Mar 2018
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- This Tweet is a reply to @TrueAbelhawk, who replied to the Trog-legions Tweet, saying they wanted one as a D&D mini.
| 26 Mar 2018
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- This Tweet is a reply to @DaveyHames, who replied to the previous Stinkoman facepaint link, mourning Stinkoman 20X6's "final Level that never was".
- This Tweet quotes Strong Bad's own Tweet featuring the teaser for level 10.
| 26 Mar 2018
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I know! What's not cool about nightmare-induction?
- This Tweet is a reply to @JJoyceEgan, who replied to the previous link, saying the facepaint was cool.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad's sentiment in this Tweet echoes his feelings about Senor Cardgage.
| 26 Mar 2018
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I absolutely love the nightmares this is gonna give me.
- This Tweet quotes @rishapri, who shared a photo of Stinkoman facepaint.
| 26 Mar 2018
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Gah!! Did Strong Mad try to fit into Homestar's daisy dukes?!
- This Tweet is a reply to @Thunderlina3237, who posted a Strong Mad-like Roblox character with purple pants, apparently from an @AlbertsStuff video.
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| 25 Mar 2018
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Definitely more cool. But the coolest would be to spell it (and think it) 'cat-halver.' One who halves cats.
- This Tweet is a reply to @RetepBocaj42, who replied to the previous "have cat" link, asking if it would be more or less cool to call a cat owner a "cat-haver" due to the similarity to "cadaver".
| 25 Mar 2018
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This honors The Cheat and dishonors Moses Malone at the same time.
- This Tweet is a reply to @hojukoolander, who posted a trading card with Moses Malone, and only thought of The Cheat starting up The Adventures of Lolo on the NES.
| 24 Mar 2018
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THIS is how you 'have cat.'
- This Tweet quotes @ErinGflow, who posted a photo of a piece of cardboard with Trogdor on it, with a cat's head coming through a hole in place of the head.
| 24 Mar 2018
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Their majesty works like radar! Majestolocation! It bounces off non-flaming peasants and cottages and guides the Troggies to burnination!
- This Tweet is a reply to @AisforInterval, who asked how the eyeless Trog-legions will see where they're going.
| 23 Mar 2018
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I encourage everyone who works at the UN to do more of the 3 things you've modeled here: -waste time every week -watch Strong Bad -have lunch with the IT staff The global benefits will be instant and far-reaching.
- This Tweet is a reply to @jayne_a_broad, who admitted to wasting time watching Strong Bad videos and talking with IT about it at lunch while working at the UN.
| 23 Mar 2018
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| Unleash the eyeless Trog-legions!
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| 23 Mar 2018
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YOU'VE been paying attention!
- This Tweet is a reply to @DeadlyComics, who noted the sblounch and stnank on the fist in the previous Mario Paint Thursday Tweet.
| 22 Mar 2018
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Yeah yeah! What this person said!
- This Tweet is a reply to @Minato_Arisato5, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday Tweet, saying Strong Bad was tricking Homestar into thinking he was defeated.
| 22 Mar 2018
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| That's the plan!
- This Tweet is a reply to @smittygirl, who linked to the Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if the Trogdor board game would be a real Kickstarter-funded game.
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| 22 Mar 2018
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Video Transcript
- See Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation#Strong Bad Underfoot
Fun Facts
- Homestar and Strong Bad's conversation references bottom 10.
| 22 Mar 2018
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Oh he's creepin back there most of the time. He's probably stuck to one of the glue strips we put out to trap him. Or "glor straps" as he likes to call em.
- This Tweet is a reply to @tumourloaf, who replied to the previous reply and made reference to Coach Z being behind the couch in the drawing.
| 22 Mar 2018
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I better be choking the life (or tiny stars in this case) outta him and not *GULP* pal-ing around
- This Tweet is a reply to @tumourloaf, who made a commissioned drawing of Homestar and Strong Bad on the couch in the Basement of the Brothers Strong.
| 22 Mar 2018
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| I think you're right.
- This Tweet is a reply to @hejmstel, who found an image of a man in a Virtual Reality headset, resembling Homeschool Winner, on the Xbox website.
| 21 Mar 2018
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| The ankle is the perfect spot too because I LOVE tube socks! Also, your phone case makes me wonder why Strong Sad hasn't been pinhead for Halloween yet.
- This Tweet is a reply to @GothSouljaBoy, who posted photos of a Strong Bad tattoo.
Fun Facts
| 19 Mar 2018
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I'm telling you precisely that right now. There is going to be a Trogdor tabletop game.
- This Tweet is a reply to @Rosen_Thorne, who linked to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking why nobody told them about it.
| 19 Mar 2018
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Gotta wait for the Peasant's Quest expansion deck! Throw Baby, Get Old Man Rub, Buy Kerrek a Cold One... all your faves will be there!
- This Tweet is a reply to @commtoonist, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if there was a "throw baby" card.
Fun Facts
| 19 Mar 2018
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"The Heat of the Hot Stance" was one of Limozeen's sauciest AND most political singles
- This Tweet is a reply to @CardiganReturns, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking how the heat of that hot stance would compare to that of a Hot Jones.
| 19 Mar 2018
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- This Tweet is a reply to @boardgamepepper, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if consummate V's were going to be a bonus.
Image Transcript
- See Consummate V's Card
| 19 Mar 2018
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You'll have to wait for the Peasant's Quest Expansion Pack DLC Microtransaction MegaWhatev! Only $39.99 plus all previous reward tiers plus the original LP's digitally remastered for today's stereos! ...wait, what did you ask me again?
- This Tweet is a reply to @filbypott, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if you could throw baby.
| 19 Mar 2018
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Not when you and your knuckle-headed friends play AS Trogdor! Then it ends in burnination, Trogtriumph, and majesty!
- This Tweet is a reply to @bittercold, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking what the point of a Trogdor board game was, when it would all end in flames.
| 19 Mar 2018
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Hot stance! I'm gonna be @Official_PAX East 2018! Come play the janky prototype of my Trogdor tabletop game (designed with James Ernest @cheapassjames) everyday at 12pm in @kickstarter Couchland (rm 103) and check out my panel on Sunday 4/8 at 1:30pm in the Dragonfly Theater!
Fun Facts
| 19 Mar 2018
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| Who doesn't wanna play Peasant's Quest in bite-sized 3-second nuggz?
Video Transcript
- See WarioWare Peasant's Quest
| 18 Mar 2018
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Write your local Telltale and demand that they vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!
- This Tweet is a reply to @tgorman83, who asked if there would be a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.
Fun Facts
- The wording is very similar to a reply from August 2017: "Yes please! Write your local Nintendperson or Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n and vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!"
| 18 Mar 2018
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| That's cause this is what we got the last time Homestar had a "unique domicile:"
- This Tweet is a reply to @Tman1224, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply, saying it's a shame the other characters' unique domiciles are rarely seen.
Fun Facts
| 16 Mar 2018
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| Homestar sketchbook (2007)
- This Tweet is a reply to @Breadknight, who linked to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, with the description "Plastic Beach (2011)".
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| 16 Mar 2018
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| Sloshy's so indie-pretentious that their next single is only coming out on those plastic fisher price baby records from the 70's.
- This Tweet is a reply to @T3Allingham, who replied to @ItMeIRL, who posted a screenshot of @Mike_Bianchi's post saying that his band is so indie, you need to listen to their songs on 4 seperate CDs at the same time. @T3Allingham said it sounded like sloshy.
Fun Facts
- Fisher-Price is a company that makes baby toys.
- The "baby records" refer to a range of interchangeable plastic discs that, while resembling small phonograph records, are actually designed to be played on a music box that is modeled after a turntable.
- Using the photo, it is possible to "decode" the notches in the grooves on the bottom white disc (other than the part that is missing). Doing so reveals that the song is actually "We Don't Really Even Care About You", despite Strong Bad's claim that it was sloshy's "next single" (implying a song that was not previously released as a single). The other two white discs appear to be identical.
| 16 Mar 2018
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| The only one that matters:
- This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, asking if it was canon.
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| 15 Mar 2018
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| Emulating is for fakers. I've even got the terrible hard plastic mouse... um... pad(?) that came with it! Running RCA out into the Lappier with one of these type scenarios:
- This Tweet is a reply to @PolyphonicLemur, who replied to Strong Bad's previous Mario Paint Thursday, asking if he used an emulator.
Fun Facts
| 15 Mar 2018
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I never knew how badly we all need to get fez'd! Also brother Graw Mad needs to grow a stache at once! Also how come no Marshie? Don't you want it to look like he's sitting up there marshalitizing your brains?!
- This Tweet quotes @RangerRick, who shared pictures of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Marzipan as fezes, with mustaches on Strong Bad and Strong Mad.
Fun Facts
- This contains a reference to -'d.
| 15 Mar 2018
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This Tweet was pinned.
Video Transcript
- See Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation#Pom Pom's House on a Cliff by the Sea
Fun Facts
| 15 Mar 2018
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This is so much more disturbing than I remember!
- This Tweet is a reply to @BrandonHoang_, who linked to Strong Bad's ultrasound reply from 2016, saying it was when their little girl was a star.
| 15 Mar 2018
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Looks like the ungodly combo of genetic material from Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Marshie. Wait for it: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... a-jibblie-jibblie!!!
- This Tweet is a reply to @MolinaroTom, who posted an image of a cartoon character resembling Coach Z with an open mouth, asking if it was Coach Z.
Fun Facts
- This reply references the jibblies.
- The character is actually a Nipper Plant from the Mario series, as depicted in the Super Mario Bros. 3 cartoon.
| 14 Mar 2018
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I'd be okay with losing Homestar Runner himself to the Julian Sands of Time, though.
- This Tweet is a reply to @mostly_charming, who replied to Strong Bad's Flash Tweet, saying that losing homestarrunner.com to the sands of internet time scares them.
Fun Facts
| 13 Mar 2018
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Look @MerriamWebster if you're gonna keep using Trogdor as your unofficial spokesdragon, then at LEAST add 'burninate' to your crusty old tome! (also how bout some free copies? Strong Mad keeps putting the good cereal on the top shelf and a few dictionaries might help me reach!)
- This Tweet quotes a post from the official Merriam-Webster Twitter account, which posted a GIF from dragon to illustrate the word "chiaroscuro".
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| 13 Mar 2018
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| And so the Porridgemaiden put on Warhol glasses and started using the ocelot as a living brush to paint ironic Spring Break posters. Then, (couldn't resist) Quake 1 AND 2 bad guys came out of the ocelot's ears this time!!
- This Tweet is a reply to @CantSayZnds, who won "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" teaser trailer illustrations from the Worldbuilders fundraiser, and asked Strong Bad to deface them.
Fun Facts
- Andy Warhol is an artist, director and producer.
- Quake and Quake II are video games.
- Them coming out of the ocelot's ears is a reference to Strong Bad Classics!, where Doom 2 bad guys come out of the ocelot's ears.
- The one on the left is a Shambler from Quake I while the one on the right is a Gunner from Quake II.
- Having Quake I and II bad guys is probably a reference to how the two games have completely different sets of enemies, unlike Doom I and II.
| 12 Mar 2018
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| Oh man! I love this new 'can it work' concerned face!
- This Tweet is a reply to @PM__Ghost, who replied to Strong Bad's previous Flash Tweet with a screenshot of the Tweet on their phone, with the "Can it work?" image cropped by Twitter so that it looks like a concerned face.
Image Transcript
Can it work?
| 12 Mar 2018
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When people realize some dumb thing happened longer ago than they want to think it did, they need to stop saying "I feel old" and instead replace "old" with "wizened," "learnΓ©d," "agΓ©d," or "like a hot vampire sighing when no one can relate to their Crimean War jokes."
- This Tweet is a reply to @kansasalps, who linked to Strong Bad's previous Flash Tweet, saying they feel old.
Fun Facts
- "LearnΓ©d" and "agΓ©d" are references to -Γ¨d.
- The Crimean War was fought from 1853 to 1856.
- This also references how in mythology, vampires age very slowly.
| 12 Mar 2018
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I knew all those deprecated tellTargets would save me one day!!
- This Tweet is a reply to @larsiusprime, who replied to the previous Tweet multiple times, giving Strong Bad advice for making a Flash Player emulator.
Fun Facts
- tellTarget is a Flash function (deprecated since Flash 5) that applies the instructions specified in the statements parameter to the Timeline specified in the target parameter.
| 12 Mar 2018
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| Dear @internetarchive, You love preserving outdated webstuff. I AM outdated webstuff. How do we make a stable, secure, in-browser flash player emulator that can preserve all our favorite un-skippable website intros from the early aughts. Also all my sbemails. -Strong Bad
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work?
Fun Facts
| 12 Mar 2018
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| The pros can keep their squash n' stretch. The Cheat's got sblounch n' stnank!
Image Transcript
beige animation tutorial paper
- sblounch
- Stnank
- peak paunch
- apex poink
Fun Facts
- "Squash and stretch" is an animation technique used when something changes shape while bouncing.
- "Sblounch" likely references Strong Bad's own SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar, while "stnank" was a term for mistakes that Strong Bad coined in do over. The tweet also references the word "paunch".
| 11 Mar 2018
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Wait, are you suggesting that growing up on Homestar Runner drove your children from home? Doesn't surprise me really. I desperately wanna leave whenever that guys shows up.
- This Tweet is a reply to @0freetime's reply to @heathborder's Tweet (with pictures of his kids' Cartoon Characters drawings), saying that his kids grew up on Homestar Runner, and he was now an empty nester.
| 11 Mar 2018
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Hope he can keep those tusks in his dang mouth better than Dijjery Doo!
- This Tweet is a reply to @RevAndyKarlson, who linked to @LeftistScumbag's Tweet with pictures of a Chinese water deer with tusks, asking if Dijjery Doo escaped from his crate.
| 10 Mar 2018
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SBCG4AP doesn't count. As far as I'm concerned, Dangeresque 3 remains unreleased.
- This Tweet is a reply to @thydungeonman, who replied to Strong Bad's "criminal projective" reply, saying that making Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective pay-only was evil.
| 9 Mar 2018
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Video Transcript
- See Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation#Burninated Peasant
Fun Facts
| 8 Mar 2018
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No wonder the KOT was so drawn to it!
- This Tweet is a reply to @MagentaWig, who pointed out that the swimming pool full of Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance in winter pool would have smelled like animal carcasses.
| 7 Mar 2018
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Oh pants-dang! Thanks for donating your hard-earned cash for some maybe-earned swag! That poster looks best framed with stuffed pizza crust!
- This Tweet is a reply to @McFillly, who posted a photo of a Trogdor poster signed by The Brothers Chaps, won from the Worldbuilders fundraiser.
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| 6 Mar 2018
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I prefer "Bananas from the 'bove."
- This Tweet is a reply to @CFaulkenburg, who replied to @Bob_Lesh's photo of a grocery store sign reading "Banana's by the each", asking if Strong Bad wrote the sign (possibly referencing "per each" from Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack).
Fun Facts
| 5 Mar 2018
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Bonus points for making it a Powered By The Cheat-style Strong Bad! May that baby one day dance with Baby Styles on the deck of a deep sea fangly fish!
- This Tweet is a reply to @JaneTV, who drew Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad on their baby's onesie.
Fun Facts
| 3 Mar 2018
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| Some kind of CRIMINAL projective?!!
- This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who replied to the previous reply, saying Strong Bad's picture could be turned into a projective personality test.
Fun Facts
| 2 Mar 2018
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Oh great! Now all those crappy Intro to Psych kids are gonna think I'm schoolwork! Ooh, unless you think they'll develop some kinda complex because of me! Can I please get a complex named after me?!
- This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who offered his college students extra points if they identified Strong Bad's picture on an exam.
| 1 Mar 2018
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| Not exactly #mariopaintthursdays but check out this Powered by The Cheat WarioWare! You can do it! You will do it...
Video Transcript
- See PBTC WarioWare
| 1 Mar 2018
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