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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from September 2019.

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[edit] September

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Never from the void! Peasant spawning always comes from Trogdor's health which is a weird symbiotic relationship that's gross and pretty disturbing if you think about it. Strong Sad wrote a song about peasant spawning even (track 6):
This Tweet links to Trogdor!! the Board Game Rulebook on Spotify.
This Tweet is a reply to @raginghulkbruce, who wanted to know if peasants could be spawned from the void in the Trogdor board game.
24 Sep 2019


The Rulebook Album I made to teach folk how to play Trogdor!! The Board Game is now also on the various streamulated services. Feat. Limozeen, sloshy, Taranchula, Coach Z, even Strong Sad somehow!
This Tweet links to Trogdor!! the Board Game Rulebook on Spotify.
19 Sep 2019


I wish it were up to me! How bout I just make a virtual reality game called "Dange-VR-esque: The Mighty Oak Has Fallen And OH Look Out It's Falling Directly On You Because This Is VR!!" instead?
This Tweet is a reply to @HSR_History, who asked if there was a way to get SBCG4AP on the Nintendo Switch.
19 Sep 2019


OR simply The Fudgemuda Triangle: a pile of the wreckage of desserts that attempted to navigate through it.
This Tweet is a reply to the same @WayCool64 Tweet as before.
19 Sep 2019


A Dessert So Dense Not Even Light Can Escape Its Pull
This Tweet is a reply to @WayCool64, who asked Strong Bad the dangerous name he would give for a given chocolate-packed milkshake.
19 Sep 2019


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Some random Kickstarter promoshe! I don't know these peeps but check out this game Savior from @WestonPDX! It lets you WALL JUMP ON A GIANT HAMMER GUY'S FACE!! And here I thought ledge-dangle was the best side-scrollies had to offer! Pledge it up here: kck.st/2ZN5xSi
19 Sep 2019


(I know it's way more than just phone-style support. didn't mean to lessen your hard work! I was referring to my janky ol' website as being the same)
This Tweet is a reply to Strong Bad's previous reply to @Herschel.
19 Sep 2019


Soon! ALL the dumbest traxx will be uploaded and applauded!
This Tweet is a reply to @bellmandi86, who suggested Grumblecakes on streaming services in response to a previous Tweet.
18 Sep 2019


This is important work you're doing! It's like you're six jillion dollar manning me...
A website barely alive.
We can rebuild it.
We have the technology.
We can make it preh much exactly like it was 'cept now it'll work on phones.
This Tweet is a reply to @Herschel, who showed interactive function in Ruffle in response to Strong Bad's query about the contrast dial.
18 Sep 2019


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I'll see your ceiling fan and raise you a beaded curtain!
This Tweet is a reply to @ArkRetrocade, who responded to a post by @agistuff showing a Leisure Suit Larry sprite and compared it to Twin Peaks and Dangeresque.
18 Sep 2019


But what news of the contrast dial, man?! What news?! How will anyone be able to watch sbemails without the pointless ability to tint the screen blue?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @Herschel, who posted updates on Ruffle, a Flash player emulator, including improving rendering on Strong Bad Emails.
18 Sep 2019


Never before have four slightly different shades of orange conveyed so much long-sought, hard-fought glory and triumph!
This Tweet is a reply to @CraigArgh, who responded to a @JanelleCShane Tweet saying getting the flask in Thy Dungeonman 3 is worth it.
17 Sep 2019


I'm pretty sure the part about the unicorn, the trumpets wailing, and pensive smiles are just lyrics from Limozeen's unfortunately spelled ballad "Mid-evil Layday (lemme be your wylde squire)."
This Tweet is a reply to @JanelleCShane, who replied to the previous Tweet with a screenshot of a neural net simulation of a text adventure, starting with a Thy Dungeonman-based prompt.
17 Sep 2019


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Oh Thy Dungeondang! @JanelleCShane is proving that it takes a neural net to write a text adventure as frustrating as the real thing! Videlectrix should hire this A.I.!
This Tweet quotes @JanelleCShane, who commented that the neural net-generated text adventure she was playing reminded her of Thy Dungeonman.
17 Sep 2019


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You mean a riveting game where you collect UPC symbols from Cheat Commandos toys and trade them for mail-order-only exclusive playsets so you can destroy Blue Laser?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @djbower, who replied to the Trogdor sale announcement asking when development for a Cheat Commandos board game would start.
17 Sep 2019


Ah gotcha. Well I'm glad you dig the game! And if I move enough Trog-units and diversify my bottom lines and quantitate my overheads, maybe I can do a reprint!
This Tweet is a reply to @DM_Eck, who replied to the previous Tweet saying that it'd mean fewer people getting the game.
16 Sep 2019


Wait, why is that a bummer?
This Tweet is a reply to @DM_Eck, who replied to the previous Tweet.
16 Sep 2019


These are the extra leftovers from the Kickstarter!
This Tweet is a reply to @DM_Eck, who quoted the Trogdor sale Tweet, expressing relief at the possibility of new prints of the game.
16 Sep 2019


You got to be a part of the soft launch that was for folks who asked to be notified when we were selling it to the public at large. This is the hard rollout followed by a semi-solid marketing push divided by a mushy fire sale wrapped up with a stale corporate buyout! Bizness!
This Tweet is a reply to @Yukia_Epin, who replied to the previous Tweet having already purchased the board game.
16 Sep 2019


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At long last, I hereby unleash Trogdor!! The Board Game FOR SALE unto the masses! Buy the burnination here: homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/tr...
16 Sep 2019


Ha! Good point-out! That was definitely not intentional but I think the more things in the world that we all see a little Tompkins in, the better!
This Tweet quotes @aeryfairy, who compared the look of a cottage figurine from Trogdor!! The Board Game to Tompkins.
14 Sep 2019


It's an evidence photo. I think he's mounting a civil suit.
This Tweet is a reply to @Monobrobe, who responded to the "creamed corn cease fire" Tweet asking why Strong Sad was pointing to the can.
14 Sep 2019


Hey but it looks like your rage quit was successful! That's the best way to "lose" at Trogdor!
This Tweet is a reply to @tgerz, who posted the progress of a Trogdor board game session, ending with a successful Fiery Rage.
14 Sep 2019


It's just a twitter weirdness issue. Go into the app or on the website and it'll work. Also it's on Amazon Music and Apple Music and some-a the other ones too.
This Tweet is a reply to @ChrisKeilman, who encountered a similar region-locking error as previous Tweets.
14 Sep 2019


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It's a new day and everything is back to normal. The creamed corn cease fire has been lifted!
13 Sep 2019


This is fantastic! I hope no explanations were given to weirded-out in-laws.
This Tweet is a reply to @fwonkas, who responded to the Apple Music Tweet saying "It's Like It Was Meant To Be" was the last song at the wedding reception.
12 Sep 2019


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Strong Sad's @danieljohnston tribute. I just couldn't bring myself to throw creamed corn at him like I planned.


Video Transcript

{Strong Bad uncovers the lens of a camera, which is recording footage of a silhouetted Strong Sad from just outside the room. He is playing the piano. The camera unfocuses and refocuses.}

STRONG SAD: {singing}
Your picture
is still
on my wall
on my wall

The colors
are bright
Bright
as ever

The red is strong
The blue is pure

{Strong Sad sits up straight.}

STRONG SAD: {singing}
Some things last a long time
{choking up} Some things last a long time

{Strong Sad breaks down weeping. The camera pans to the floor as the video ends.}

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet refers to the passing of singer-songwriter Daniel Johnston. Strong Sad performs a rendition of his song Some Things Last a Long Time.
13 Sep 2019


It's a secret, remember! Not its own song!
This Tweet is a reply to @babypopdipstick, who replied to the Spotify Tweet asking the Secret Song where it was.
12 Sep 2019


There are weird limits on compilations and various artists albums. So I just took all the credit. I think I can re-upload them as singles with the correct artist names.
This Tweet is a reply to @ProtagonJones, who replied to the Spotify Tweet and noted that Strong Bad was listed as the artist for every song.
11 Sep 2019


Prolly shoulda mentioned that it's on Amazon and Apple Music too. 'Streamins' was meant to refer to all thems.
This Tweet is a reply to the Spotify Tweet.
11 Sep 2019


It's just a weird twitter thing. If you have the Spotify app or go to the website it should work. Apple Music and Amazon Music too.
This Tweet is a reply to @RobertBudning, who replied to the Spotify Tweet saying it wasn't available in Canada.
11 Sep 2019


There were weird limits on compilations and various artists albums so I just took credit for it all myself.
This Tweet is a reply to @Pizzawitjo, who quoted the Spotify Tweet and noted that Strong Bad was listed as the artist for every song.
11 Sep 2019


They're comin!
This Tweet is a reply to @ScarletMacaw7, who expressed gratitude for Strong Bad Sings being on iTunes and suggested Sloshy songs next.
11 Sep 2019


It does that for me too. I think it's a weird twitter thing. Try it in the app or website proper maybe?
This Tweet is a reply to @KBABZonTV, who responded to the Spotify Tweet relaying similar region-locking issues as the previous Tweets.
11 Sep 2019
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Should be on there soon.
This Tweet is a reply to @NickVez, who replied to the Spotify Tweet suggesting Apple Music as another streaming venue.
11 Sep 2019


It's just a weird Twitter thing I think. I get the same weird message when I click on it now. Try it straight from the app/website mebbe.
This Tweet is a reply to @ScrakenVG, who replied to the Spotify Tweet saying the link was blocked in Canada.
11 Sep 2019


Wha?! I didn't know that was a thing! It's prolly Bubs throttlin' me down!
This Tweet is a reply to @Somath_Cegem, who replied to the previous Tweet saying it was region-locked and blaming Homestar.
11 Sep 2019


I finally caught up to 2011 and put Strong Bad Sings on the streamins! With more jams to come! Stream it up, stream it down!
This Tweet links to Strong Bad on Spotify.
11 Sep 2019


That ad's got rotatey wireframe computer graphics so you KNOW it's legit!
This Tweet is a reply to @UncleBibby, who posted a video of an advertisement for Game Boy Advance Video in response to @georgehoctor404's comparison of the product to the Stinkoman SCQTV GIF.
11 Sep 2019


Ooh! That reminds me, I should totally sell the shirt that surfer kid wears that says "kid" on it.
This Tweet is a reply to @kphiled, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying the cartoon remains popular among Generation X.
10 Sep 2019


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Even the SCQTV port of Secret Collect got gripping animated cutscenes in between levels, ripped right from its terrible Saturday morning cartoon! Collect, collect, collehhhhct!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
10 Sep 2019


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This is what "fullscreen video cutscenes" meant in the CD-ROM version of Stinkoman 20X6 for the short-lived Videlectrix SCQTV (lovingly pronounced "Skewty Vee"). Which actually stood for Super-Compressed QuickTime Videos. Nothing like watching grainy cartoons in a tiny box!
10 Sep 2019


I will answer with a firm "prolly."
This Tweet is a reply to @Mrjughead4, who asked if there would be a Halloween special this year.
8 Sep 2019


No copies of the game come with the Homestar meeples included. Those were a separate add-on and will only be sold in the Homestar online store once we start selling the leftover Kickstarter copies of the game.
This Tweet is a reply to @Monobrobe, who asked if a site selling the board game was a legitimate venue and if the Homestar meeples would be included.
6 Sep 2019


I still prefer this guy:
🛳
🚨
🍶
This Tweet is a reply to @colincidence, who showed the ship emoji and compared it to Homestar.
6 Sep 2019


They stole one of The Cheat's skin-molts! Usually we just crumple those up under the sink with the rest of the plastic grocery bags.
This Tweet is a reply to @realShuaster, who posted a picture of a group of fans cosplaying as Homestar Runner characters, one of whom was holding a The Cheat-shaped jacket.
6 Sep 2019


More like thank YOU for purchasing my 16 year-old figurines! I also have an 18-year old can of minced meat! It's even more vintage!
This Tweet is a reply to @VonAether, who thanked Strong Bad for a set of series 1 figurines.
5 Sep 2019


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I have been corrected that apparently I DID sell these like over a decade go and completely forgot! Thanks to those who bought em back then for reminding me! It's even on hrwiki.org! Well, er, um, uh... TGS Hoodies are BACK! REBOOT! RELAUNCH! SOFT OPEN! COLD SAMMICH!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Teespring Tweet.
4 Sep 2019


Ha! I completely forgot! It's even right there on the Homestar wiki! We even sold a "My Baby Got Stole By A Bear Holding A Shark" hoodie at one point apparently! I defdon't remember that one at all! Well, TGS hoodies are back! I guess!
This Tweet is a reply to @cjekyl, who replied to the previous Tweet and had owned the Teen Girl Squad hoodie for about a decade.
4 Sep 2019


How did I never sell Teen Girl Squad hoodies before? Well, I do now:
This Tweet links to the Teen Girl Squad hoodie in Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe.
4 Sep 2019


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So @SpilledBees got an amazing Bear Holding a Shark tattoo. Let's see if it makes a good substitute for the real thing.
This Tweet quotes @SpilledBees, who shared a Bear Holding a Shark tattoo.
3 Sep 2019


My favorite jam back in the day was Coach Z for presi-
This Tweet is a reply to @wochie, who responded to the previous Tweet continuing the A Tribe Called Quest reference.
3 Sep 2019


Old Man Rub, represent represent-sent. Trog-Board Game, represent represent-sent.
This Tweet quotes @GTGamesLLC, who bragged that Strong Bad was at their Gen Con booth.

Fun Facts

3 Sep 2019


See here:
This Tweet links to the @rejectedjokes Tweet featuring the cake the Tweet was based on.
This Tweet is a reply to @BigBearDAC, who replied to the "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Tweet asking why the eyes were cycloptic Strong Sad heads.
2 Sep 2019


Freakin me out man!!
This Tweet is a reply to @Nathani39246655, who replied to the "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Tweet calling Homestar's smile uncanny.
2 Sep 2019


That is fantastic! But not half as fantastic as that mustard yellow rotary phone in the background of this picture!! A win for Trogdor AND analog telecommunications!
This Tweet is a reply to @SonshineMusic, who posted a picture with @AchingHope and a completed Trogdor board game.
2 Sep 2019


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AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
This Tweet quotes @radcouch, who compared a cake seen in a @rejectedjokes Tweet to Homestar Runner.
2 Sep 2019


Tweetin' Ain't Workin' (said some current terrible country singer probably)
This Tweet is a reply to @Trans_Artists, who responded to the Labor Dabor Tweet by reciting the line, "What's the big idea workin' on Labor's Day?"
2 Sep 2019


The Cheat tried to license em but the bowling overlords didn't like the idea of their patrons imagining their pins as being full of tiny skeletons and guts and pints of bloodspray.
This Tweet is a reply to @CurusKeel, who replied in 2017 to the Tweet linked in the previous Tweet, saying they would play at a bowling alley that played the animations.
2 Sep 2019


In honor of being lazy on this fine Labor Dabor, I'ma just retweet one of my fav easter eggs The Cheat ever done.
This Tweet quotes an earlier Tweet with a link to The Cheat's bowling animations featured in Labor Dabor.
2 Sep 2019


I said YET. Puppet Homestar incept date: 9/03. Puppet Me incept date 1/05.
This Tweet is a reply to @georgehoctor404, who replied to the previous "no puppet" Tweet with a link to Biz Cas Fri 1.
2 Sep 2019


The non-loafing will never cease! As for advice, never try to put entire intact pine branches down the garbage disposal. It makes a really awesome sound and will definitely overpower the gross 3 weeks-old dirty dishes smell but you can kiss your security deposit gone-bye.
This Tweet is a reply to @BlakeFH, who asked for advice on living alone for the first time, and posted a computer room with a custom-made No Loafing sign.
2 Sep 2019


I didn't have no puppet yet back then! It's not my fault!
This Tweet is a reply to @georgehoctor404, who celebrated Labor Day by posting a link to Labor Dabor and noted its lack of Strong Bad.
2 Sep 2019


They did. It sold out.

store.thirduncle.com/album/air-sea-...
You can streamin's it though:
open.spotify.com/artist/7oPkyT1...

Maybe they'll repress someday. Or at least depress.
This Tweet links to sloshy on Spotify.
This Tweet is a reply to @BullMoose, who asked how they could get The B-est of B-sides onto an actual 7-inch.
2 Sep 2019


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Items can only be used and recharged on your turn (unless somebody's playing as The Cheat. then anything can happen!).
This Tweet is a reply to @MarcusRaven86, who asked if item recharge is possible on other players' turns.
1 Sep 2019


I say frothtrocity, do you know the times?!
This Tweet is a reply to @Roboticbigfoot, who posted a cup of espresso that supposedly had a Strong Bad or Da Huuuuuudge look to it.
1 Sep 2019
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