@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019 Sep
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Never from the void! Peasant spawning always comes from Trogdor's health which is a weird symbiotic relationship that's gross and pretty disturbing if you think about it. Strong Sad wrote a song about peasant spawning even (track 6):
| 24 Sep 2019
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The Rulebook Album I made to teach folk how to play Trogdor!! The Board Game is now also on the various streamulated services. Feat. Limozeen, sloshy, Taranchula, Coach Z, even Strong Sad somehow!
| 19 Sep 2019
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I wish it were up to me! How bout I just make a virtual reality game called "Dange-VR-esque: The Mighty Oak Has Fallen And OH Look Out It's Falling Directly On You Because This Is VR!!" instead?
| 19 Sep 2019
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OR simply The Fudgemuda Triangle: a pile of the wreckage of desserts that attempted to navigate through it.
| 19 Sep 2019
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A Dessert So Dense Not Even Light Can Escape Its Pull
| 19 Sep 2019
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Some random Kickstarter promoshe! I don't know these peeps but check out this game Savior from @WestonPDX! It lets you WALL JUMP ON A GIANT HAMMER GUY'S FACE!! And here I thought ledge-dangle was the best side-scrollies had to offer! Pledge it up here: kck.st/2ZN5xSi
| 19 Sep 2019
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(I know it's way more than just phone-style support. didn't mean to lessen your hard work! I was referring to my janky ol' website as being the same)
| 19 Sep 2019
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Soon! ALL the dumbest traxx will be uploaded and applauded!
| 18 Sep 2019
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This is important work you're doing! It's like you're six jillion dollar manning me...
A website barely alive. We can rebuild it. We have the technology. We can make it preh much exactly like it was 'cept now it'll work on phones.
| 18 Sep 2019
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I'll see your ceiling fan and raise you a beaded curtain!
| 18 Sep 2019
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But what news of the contrast dial, man?! What news?! How will anyone be able to watch sbemails without the pointless ability to tint the screen blue?!!
| 18 Sep 2019
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Never before have four slightly different shades of orange conveyed so much long-sought, hard-fought glory and triumph!
| 17 Sep 2019
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I'm pretty sure the part about the unicorn, the trumpets wailing, and pensive smiles are just lyrics from Limozeen's unfortunately spelled ballad "Mid-evil Layday (lemme be your wylde squire)."
| 17 Sep 2019
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Oh Thy Dungeondang! @JanelleCShane is proving that it takes a neural net to write a text adventure as frustrating as the real thing! Videlectrix should hire this A.I.!
| 17 Sep 2019
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You mean a riveting game where you collect UPC symbols from Cheat Commandos toys and trade them for mail-order-only exclusive playsets so you can destroy Blue Laser?!!
| 17 Sep 2019
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Ah gotcha. Well I'm glad you dig the game! And if I move enough Trog-units and diversify my bottom lines and quantitate my overheads, maybe I can do a reprint!
| 16 Sep 2019
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Wait, why is that a bummer?
| 16 Sep 2019
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These are the extra leftovers from the Kickstarter!
| 16 Sep 2019
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You got to be a part of the soft launch that was for folks who asked to be notified when we were selling it to the public at large. This is the hard rollout followed by a semi-solid marketing push divided by a mushy fire sale wrapped up with a stale corporate buyout! Bizness!
| 16 Sep 2019
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At long last, I hereby unleash Trogdor!! The Board Game FOR SALE unto the masses! Buy the burnination here:
homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/tr...
| 16 Sep 2019
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Ha! Good point-out! That was definitely not intentional but I think the more things in the world that we all see a little Tompkins in, the better!
| 14 Sep 2019
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It's an evidence photo. I think he's mounting a civil suit.
| 14 Sep 2019
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Hey but it looks like your rage quit was successful! That's the best way to "lose" at Trogdor!
| 14 Sep 2019
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It's just a twitter weirdness issue. Go into the app or on the website and it'll work. Also it's on Amazon Music and Apple Music and some-a the other ones too.
| 14 Sep 2019
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It's a new day and everything is back to normal. The creamed corn cease fire has been lifted!
| 13 Sep 2019
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This is fantastic! I hope no explanations were given to weirded-out in-laws.
| 12 Sep 2019
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Strong Sad's @danieljohnston tribute. I just couldn't bring myself to throw creamed corn at him like I planned.
Video Transcript{Strong Bad uncovers the lens of a camera, which is recording footage of a silhouetted Strong Sad from just outside the room. He is playing the piano. The camera unfocuses and refocuses.} STRONG SAD: {singing} The colors The red is strong {Strong Sad sits up straight.} STRONG SAD: {singing} {Strong Sad breaks down weeping. The camera pans to the floor as the video ends.} Fun Facts
| 13 Sep 2019
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It's a secret, remember! Not its own song!
| 12 Sep 2019
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There are weird limits on compilations and various artists albums. So I just took all the credit. I think I can re-upload them as singles with the correct artist names.
| 11 Sep 2019
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Prolly shoulda mentioned that it's on Amazon and Apple Music too. 'Streamins' was meant to refer to all thems.
| 11 Sep 2019
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It's just a weird twitter thing. If you have the Spotify app or go to the website it should work. Apple Music and Amazon Music too.
| 11 Sep 2019
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There were weird limits on compilations and various artists albums so I just took credit for it all myself.
| 11 Sep 2019
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They're comin!
| 11 Sep 2019
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It does that for me too. I think it's a weird twitter thing. Try it in the app or website proper maybe?
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Should be on there soon.
| 11 Sep 2019
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It's just a weird Twitter thing I think. I get the same weird message when I click on it now. Try it straight from the app/website mebbe.
| 11 Sep 2019
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Wha?! I didn't know that was a thing! It's prolly Bubs throttlin' me down!
| 11 Sep 2019
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I finally caught up to 2011 and put Strong Bad Sings on the streamins! With more jams to come! Stream it up, stream it down!
| 11 Sep 2019
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That ad's got rotatey wireframe computer graphics so you KNOW it's legit!
| 11 Sep 2019
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Ooh! That reminds me, I should totally sell the shirt that surfer kid wears that says "kid" on it.
| 10 Sep 2019
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Even the SCQTV port of Secret Collect got gripping animated cutscenes in between levels, ripped right from its terrible Saturday morning cartoon! Collect, collect, collehhhhct!
| 10 Sep 2019
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This is what "fullscreen video cutscenes" meant in the CD-ROM version of Stinkoman 20X6 for the short-lived Videlectrix SCQTV (lovingly pronounced "Skewty Vee"). Which actually stood for Super-Compressed QuickTime Videos. Nothing like watching grainy cartoons in a tiny box!
| 10 Sep 2019
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I will answer with a firm "prolly."
| 8 Sep 2019
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No copies of the game come with the Homestar meeples included. Those were a separate add-on and will only be sold in the Homestar online store once we start selling the leftover Kickstarter copies of the game.
| 6 Sep 2019
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I still prefer this guy:
🛳 🚨 🍶
| 6 Sep 2019
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They stole one of The Cheat's skin-molts! Usually we just crumple those up under the sink with the rest of the plastic grocery bags.
| 6 Sep 2019
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More like thank YOU for purchasing my 16 year-old figurines! I also have an 18-year old can of minced meat! It's even more vintage!
| 5 Sep 2019
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I have been corrected that apparently I DID sell these like over a decade go and completely forgot! Thanks to those who bought em back then for reminding me! It's even on hrwiki.org! Well, er, um, uh... TGS Hoodies are BACK! REBOOT! RELAUNCH! SOFT OPEN! COLD SAMMICH!
| 4 Sep 2019
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Ha! I completely forgot! It's even right there on the Homestar wiki! We even sold a "My Baby Got Stole By A Bear Holding A Shark" hoodie at one point apparently! I defdon't remember that one at all! Well, TGS hoodies are back! I guess!
| 4 Sep 2019
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How did I never sell Teen Girl Squad hoodies before? Well, I do now:
| 4 Sep 2019
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So @SpilledBees got an amazing Bear Holding a Shark tattoo. Let's see if it makes a good substitute for the real thing.
| 3 Sep 2019
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My favorite jam back in the day was Coach Z for presi-
| 3 Sep 2019
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Old Man Rub, represent represent-sent. Trog-Board Game, represent represent-sent.
Fun Facts
| 3 Sep 2019
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See here:
| 2 Sep 2019
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Freakin me out man!!
| 2 Sep 2019
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That is fantastic! But not half as fantastic as that mustard yellow rotary phone in the background of this picture!! A win for Trogdor AND analog telecommunications!
| 2 Sep 2019
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AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
| 2 Sep 2019
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Tweetin' Ain't Workin' (said some current terrible country singer probably)
| 2 Sep 2019
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The Cheat tried to license em but the bowling overlords didn't like the idea of their patrons imagining their pins as being full of tiny skeletons and guts and pints of bloodspray.
| 2 Sep 2019
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In honor of being lazy on this fine Labor Dabor, I'ma just retweet one of my fav easter eggs The Cheat ever done.
| 2 Sep 2019
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I said YET. Puppet Homestar incept date: 9/03. Puppet Me incept date 1/05.
| 2 Sep 2019
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The non-loafing will never cease! As for advice, never try to put entire intact pine branches down the garbage disposal. It makes a really awesome sound and will definitely overpower the gross 3 weeks-old dirty dishes smell but you can kiss your security deposit gone-bye.
| 2 Sep 2019
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I didn't have no puppet yet back then! It's not my fault!
| 2 Sep 2019
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They did. It sold out.
store.thirduncle.com/album/air-sea-...
| 2 Sep 2019
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Items can only be used and recharged on your turn (unless somebody's playing as The Cheat. then anything can happen!).
| 1 Sep 2019
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I say frothtrocity, do you know the times?!
| 1 Sep 2019 |