@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019 Dec
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Nope on me! You're totally right! I should read my own dang cards first!
| 29 Dec 2019
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Hmm. OR I haven't made a full-on Decemberween cartoon since 2010 and you've lost a decade.
Fun Facts
| 29 Dec 2019
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That is NOT Trogdor!!
| 29 Dec 2019
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Burnination's too good for em!
| 29 Dec 2019
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Yes! Full unbridled burnination! Peasants would be set aflame and do their run-aroundy thing! Cottages set ablaze regardless of eligibility! And if you have a Keeper, Item, or previous action card that gave you AP (such as 2 Gross Beans or Smell the Daisies), you'd get to use em!
| 29 Dec 2019
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Aaahh!! Kill it!! Kill it each and every way!!
| 29 Dec 2019
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That is some premium smotin' goin' on there!!
| 28 Dec 2019
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I thought this video made an appropriate metaphor as we approach the year's end. Happy Decemberween to all and may the knife-wielding Santam'n in our lives be a little more cooperative in 2020.
Video Transcript{The Robotic Santam'n from Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack with angry eyes and knife attachements is standing in an all-green background. It plays "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" and tries to dance, but keeps falling over, so an arm keeps coming into the shot to stand it back up again.} | 24 Dec 2019
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This is great! Just know that you are prolly on some watchlist now as a result but I'm sure Coach Z would love the company!
| 23 Dec 2019
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I'm surrounded by them! There's bound to be some kinda nerd contact buzz type thing happening.
| 19 Dec 2019
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Does this mean I get to have a buncha senate meetings about trade embargoes?! OOH wait! Trade Embargo totally sounds like the name of my new favorite expanded universe character! "This is Trade Embargo from Lankosh T'wive. Saved my life at the Battle of C'Baoth's Abs."
| 18 Dec 2019
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Ahh! They made an air mattress outta my freakin tongue!
| 18 Dec 2019
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I gotta see if the Lappier can even run twitch first. Maybe Edgarware has a utility that can overclock me to the streamins level.
| 17 Dec 2019
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Don't get me wrong. I love it! I can't wait to have to answer for the issues that bebé grows up with!
| 15 Dec 2019
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Shady daycares represent!
| 15 Dec 2019
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Cause nothin says "nursery wall" like blank stare ghost man and edge-creepin green eyes munsterm'n.
| 15 Dec 2019
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Dubrowvski crystal Strong Sad b/w Santameeple Trogdor.
| 15 Dec 2019
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Acourse I know what it means! Why do ya think they censor its appearance in their advertisements! It's too unspeakable to show to impressionable viewers!
| 15 Dec 2019
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While I can't begin to fathom what ingredients put the "Jones" in Hot Jones or the "Pooey" in Hot Pooey, these recipes have to come pert dang close! Lemme know if anybody braves a taste test!
| 14 Dec 2019
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Yes. The issue is finding the right peoples who understand me and mines' unique physiologies and can translate them into 3D plushiness. There can be ONLY ONE Shark-Tooth Bubs!
Fun Facts
| 13 Dec 2019
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Ha! Nice Decemberween lyrical substitutes! And your ability to embroider on a tortilla is unequaled!
| 13 Dec 2019
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Currently exclusively from a crumpled cardboard box that was found in a closet. And there might literally be ONE of those toques.
| 11 Dec 2019
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Filthy napkin toque drawings are free to the first (1) customer(s)!
| 11 Dec 2019
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If Geddy Lee wearing me on a hat doesn't naturalize me as a Canadian citizen, I don't know what does.
Fun Facts
| 11 Dec 2019
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Of course Homestar keeps saying, "Hey Stwong Bad, I weally like your 'Mountain Man Alton Brown' beanie cap."
Fun Facts
| 11 Dec 2019
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No way! Check out the toque I'm wearing today!!
| 11 Dec 2019
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Also already done.
| 9 Dec 2019
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Been on there for a few months already.
| 9 Dec 2019
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Hooked on Decemberween is on the streamins (spotify, amazon music, apple music, deezer, etc.) complete with a new/old track! Add it to your holiday playlists to bring any get together to a screeching halt!
https://music.amazon.com/albums/B082H5F... | 9 Dec 2019
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Don't get me wrong, of course I want it to look like my pants are fangoriously devouring my abdomen! I just also wanted sharkmouth.
Fun Facts
| 9 Dec 2019
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Hey! How come I didn't get no rows of sharp fangs like great white Homestar over there?! All's I got is a pair of serrated pants!
| 9 Dec 2019
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Duh.
| 8 Dec 2019
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No way. This is AT LEAST some 2nd level beeswax.
Fun Facts
| 8 Dec 2019
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Pizz Points have no cash value and can only be redeemed in-store for additional red pepper flakes. Cakey, ancient parmesan dander is an upcharge.
| 8 Dec 2019
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Note to self: Wave arms wildly!
Fun Facts
| 7 Dec 2019
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Gotta get them sweet, sweet Europapean lobster clawmeats!
Fun Facts
| 6 Dec 2019
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Tried to fit em on the shoulders but they couldn't print em out high enough. They looked a little weird too. Get one o' them doingy antenna headbands and stick some wings on em!
| 6 Dec 2019
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Looks like its on its way to Hot Pooey territory. Or worse, on its way to:
Fun Facts
| 6 Dec 2019
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I'll say this again with an exhausted scream:
Consummate V's on Trogdor are used for teeth, spinedies, and angry eyebrows! THERE ARE NO CONSUMMATE V'S ON TROGDOR'S BODY!! ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE!! (his little scale thingies are made of regimented U's) Do these look like V's?!!
Fun Facts
| 6 Dec 2019
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Who wouldn't want this beefy arm comin' outta the back of your right shoulder blade there? Stuff from my print-on-demand store can still arrive in time for Decemberween!
teespring.com/trogdor-beefy-... | 6 Dec 2019
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Everybody knows that! Talk to Strong Sad. This is his tarot card from Halloween 2007.
| 5 Dec 2019
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Strong Sad claims this tarot reading he got this morning prognosticated the retirement of @radiolab 's Robert Krulwich but I dunno what that nerdy noise is. All's I see is a deliciously deadly boomerang repast!
| 5 Dec 2019
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Um, we're talking about Videlectrix here.
| 5 Dec 2019
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Those no-good Houghton boys are always bitin' my styles! First Trogdor and now this?! I shake my shiny boxing glove fist at them from my porch rocking chair!
| 5 Dec 2019
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Congratulations to Videlectrix! By delaying Stinkoman Level 10 for a second time, they have officially become a legit video game company! That's how the pro's do it! The company cites an internal surplus of "not working on it enough/at all" as a major contributor to the delay.
| 5 Dec 2019
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(*NOTAREALPROMOCODE is, um, not a real promo code)
| 4 Dec 2019
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Just over 12 hours left to order this crap in time for Decemberween! After that you have to settle for digital gift cards and everyone will HATE you! Use promo code NOTAREALPROMOCODE to get 0% off my butt!
homestore-runner.myshopify.com | 4 Dec 2019
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Lemme look! Oddly enough, I keep them inside an obsolete stereo!
| 4 Dec 2019
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Join the Dagrons for Trogdor Helmet night this season! $2 Sog Dogs! $3 draft cold ones! Foam beefy arms to the first 250 fans! Arrive early for a free concert by Limozeen('s old guitar tech's solo fretless bass ensemble)!
| 4 Dec 2019
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Did you buy Trogdor and still haven't played it cuz no one reads rulebooks? Or did you buy it for someone and they're super dumb? Watch this full official playthrough with me, Dumpus, Homestar, and human Mike with guest appearances by Too Much Talking Man!
| 4 Dec 2019
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Nice crocheting but I hope that pasta filled hattifattener shocks the crap out of him!
| 4 Dec 2019
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Sadly no, but if you just wait 30 years, Joshow will become a "legacy" property and get turned into a gritty animated reboot! Unless Walt's ghost boots Joshow from the vault first... which actually seems more likely.
| 4 Dec 2019
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Wow! Did Wiley Wiggins just know who I was?
| 2 Dec 2019
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Sadly the glass masters were lost when the duplication house was bought and rebought by multiple companies a decade or so ago. So re-ordering is more of a takelong.
| 2 Dec 2019
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You've cast me all all wrong. I'M the bullies that make Bastian get in the dumpster! Or maybe the creepy attic skeleton! Or that giant luck dragon syringe! Or better yet I'm just 16 year old @wileywiggins cosplaying as Atreyu while hanging out at the Emporium!
| 2 Dec 2019
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Yes. Now please use this design to animate the music video for my just-now-made-up new hit single "Suddenly turns to beef (our love)" feat. The Cheat.
| 2 Dec 2019
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The hidden answer in my response was, "it doesn't change and you should just discard that consummate v's card for 5 AP with no special powers since your Keeper already has a pretty good one." So I made up something dumb instead.
| 2 Dec 2019
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A boy and his Trog.
| 2 Dec 2019
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I like how it almost looks like my arm suddenly turns to beef behind Trogdor's body there.
| 2 Dec 2019
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It's tHybermonday! I'm s'posed to remind folks to place any Homestore orders by December 5th if you wanna get em by Decemberween (Dec. 25)! There goes the tHyberman!
(thy berman? thy dungeberman?) | 2 Dec 2019
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Or did I?!
| 2 Dec 2019
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I say we just start making "Marzipan's Answering Ma-podcast."
"Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me an entire podcast after the beep. And Strong Sad, no more deep dives into the members of Joy Division's footwear." BEEP!
| 2 Dec 2019
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Part of me says, "man those paper digipacks do NOT age well," but then another part of me says "whoa! that old dvd looks cool and vintage like my Frampton Comes Alive LP!"
| 2 Dec 2019
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Standinating under an elephant...
| 2 Dec 2019
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Burninating the weird spinal column thing!!
| 2 Dec 2019
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They're only 17. You can hold off crumbling to dust for another 7 months. (their voices were recorded specifically for the dvd snipppet, not way back when the toon was originally being made/unfinished)
| 2 Dec 2019
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You just call them "Turbo Consummate V's" and make tuff hot rod engine noises as you move Trogdor around. S'what I do anyways.
| 2 Dec 2019
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With all this talk of dvds and bonus feech, I thought I'd share this snippet of the classic bonus documentary "Why Come Only One Girl?" from Everything Else Vol 2. in which Homestar Runner gets attempted murdered by his maybe-relatives. homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/dv...
Video TranscriptSee the "Preshy and Rafferty" part of Why Come Only One Girl? | 1 Dec 2019
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Maybe. But rereleasing a buncha crap I made a decade or two ago is way less fun and exciting than things like new-board-game-make (which I suppose one could argue was technically a tabletop rerelease of the Trogdor arcade game so i'ma shut up).
| 1 Dec 2019
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Take it up with the publisher. I already somehow willed the comic into existence just by answering somebody's email. Haven't I done enough?!!
| 1 Dec 2019
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Yes, the problem here is a severe lack of Stiny's to re-output all the sbemails, toons, bonus content, menus, dvd Easter eggs, etc. Strong Badman shoulda cloned that guy back in issue 12 when he had the chance!
| 1 Dec 2019
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Nice detective work! Never thought to check the Quote of the Week. I just did a search for 'turkey' and it didn't come up.
| 1 Dec 2019
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No silence. I'll put all that stuff up eventually. It's just me and The Cheat so summa that stuff takes a while.
| 1 Dec 2019
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Video TranscriptSee the "Preshy and Rafferty" part of Why Come Only One Girl? | 1 Dec 2019
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Or just laziness and a complete lack of motivation.
| 1 Dec 2019 |