@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019 Jan

This Tweet is a reply to @IronCurtaiNYC, who replied to @chrisweedpiano (who replied to the previous "Justice Combo Meal" Tweet, asking what keyboards were used), explaining that it was made by Jared Emerson-Johnson.

This Tweet is a reply to @ThundrStarchamp, who replied to the previous Tweet about the title "Justice Combo Meal".

Video Transcript

{The Stave It Off Guy is sitting on a stool, strumming a guitar. The words "Justice Combo Meal by Stave It Off Guy" are in the corner}

SINGERS: Come on, everybody, now, can't you hear the wind blow?

{The words "just listen" fade in, then later fade out}

SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! What's the price of freedom, man? Can you cut me a deal? A crate of wholesale liberty, or a justice combo meal?

{The words "there's only this looping animation" fade in, then out}

SINGERS: So gather 'round, short children. Listen to what I sing. Remember those who went to waaaaar... all for creamy dings.

{The words "nothing else to see really" fade in, then out}

SINGERS: Come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow? We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode!

STRONG BAD: My head!

{The words "oh, except for this:" fade in, then out}

SINGERS: So come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow?

{Close up on the Stave It Off Guy's mustache}

SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode!

{A pair of yellow eyes open on the mustache, and a single tear wells and drops off}

STAVE IT OFF GUY: That was nice.

Fun Facts

• "One Tin Soldier" is an anti-war song written in 1969 by Dennis Lambert and Brian Potter, and originally performed by Canadian pop band The Original Caste.
• The Stave It Off Guy first appeared in for kids.
• The song "Justice Combo Meal" was the ending theme for Strong Badia the Free.

This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply, acknowledging that Twitter resized the GIF.

This Tweet is a reply to @NK_Cyborg, who replied to the DVD slip cover reply, saying Bubs (with black shading on his teeth) looks nightmarish.

Fun Facts

• The included GIF of Shark-Tooth Bubs originally appeared as an Easter egg in theme park.

This Tweet is a reply to @abra238_rs, who replied to the previous SBCG4AP Tweet asking about the development of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10.

Fun Facts

• Level 10 is described as actively being "good-graphic'd".

This Tweet is a reply to his previous SBCG4AP Tweet.

This Tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to @The_BaconStrip's reply to the previous SBCG4AP Tweet, stating to have the slip cover version.

This Tweet is a reply to @NK_Cyborg, who replied to the Switch re-release reply, asking what games SBCG4AP outsold to become third-worst.

This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet.

Image Transcript

Are you ready for a video game made by a video game making company?
That's exactly what you'll get with Videlectrix's 'point-at-then-click-on-then-
listen-to' adventure, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. We can't
even count the good graphics on one hand anymore. You won't be able to
either...unless you have 12 fingers! And don't get me started on the sounds.
Talking, music, sound effects, and more talking make this game a feast for the
eyes and ears. (It's not a feast for the mouth, though. We don't make edible
video games... yet!)

Be in control of famous character Strong Bad, and make him walk and talk just
like in real life! Homestar Runner and Coach Z? Yup, they are also characters
in this game! You can try to have more fun playing video games made with
computers, but you will fail utterly and miserably. That's the fact of life! The
back of a video game box doesn't get any more trustworthy than this one, so
point-at, then click-on, then listen-to neverending glory and joy with Vide-
lectrix's curvaceous thriller, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People!

Fun Facts

• "Videlecdiculous" is a portmanteau of 'Videlectrix' and 'ridiculous'.

This Tweet is a reply to @InmanAlex, who replied to the previous Nintendo Power Tweet asking about a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Nintendo Switch re-release.

This Tweet is a reply to @Sprokacola, who asked if Telltale Games still owned the rights to Homestar games.

Fun Facts

• "Acts of good graphics" are said to have no effect on Videlectrix's rights to making Homestar Runner games.

Image Transcript

See Nintendo Power Interview - July 2008

This Tweet is a reply to @actuallyalfendi, who posted images of Homestar Runner combined with Slender Man.

This Tweet is a reply to @syke (who linked to @eurogamer's Tweet about the closing of the Wii Shop Channel), reminiscing about playing Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, "metal detector mini games aside".

This Tweet is a reply to @bionicpencil, who replied to the Trogday Tweet with a drawing of a two-beefy armed Trogdor.

This Tweet is a reply to @flushthechumps, who asked if the email intro for virus was an homage to A Tribe Called Quest's "we got the jazz, we got the jazz".

This Tweet is a reply to @BenjiDeaula, who replied to the level 10 delay Tweet, asking if the glitch that causes the ground to disappear after dying on certain bosses will be patched in the update.

This Tweet is a reply to @AntonacciBrian, who posted a Trogdor graffiti labeled "TROGDOR" (next to the name "Brad").

This Tweet is a reply to @cacciatorecreat, who replied to the previous reply, asking if Strong Bad just felt like saying "ding-dong" in japanese cartoon's intro.

This Tweet is a reply to @R36_9346, who posted the email intro from japanese cartoon in response to @cacciatorecreat, who replied to the Phife Dawg Tweet, asking if said intro was a haiku.

This Tweet is a reply to @FatSamurai92, who asked if Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People will be ported to the Nintendo Switch, or if a new game will be made entirely.

Fun Facts

• "Animal Villagetown" is a mangling of Animal Crossing, a series of life simulation games by Nintendo. "Modern sofas" are an actual item of furniture obtainable in the games.

This Tweet links to the official YouTube video for the song La Schmoove.

This Tweet is a reply to his dragon YouTube reply.

This Tweet links to the YouTube version of Mr. Poofers Must Die.

This Tweet is a reply to @Laurel_Glidden, who linked to the previous Phife Dawg Tweet saying they missed Strong Bad.

This Tweet is a reply to @caitcastlelaz, who replied to the previous Phife Dawg Tweet, simply saying "Phife the Burninator".

This Tweet links to the official YouTube upload of dragon.

This Tweet is a reply to @AndrewDMth's reply to @GeoValentine (who replied to the previous Tweet asking what dragon was) with an unofficial link.

Video Transcript

{Strong Bad is sitting at the Compy 386, typing in his e-mail client}

STRONG BAD: {rapping} Here I go once again with the e-mail. Every week I hope it is from a female.

{Cut to a man rapping within a large crowd}

PHIFE DAWG: {rapping} Here I go once again with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is so-so!

{Cut back to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Here I go once again—

{Cut back to Phife Dawg}

PHIFE DAWG: —with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is—

{Cut back to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: —e-mail!

This Tweet is a reply to @_ragegun, who replied to the previous Google Doodle link, saying there doesn't appear to be any consummate V's.

This Tweet is a reply to @chowspecial, who replied to the Trogday Tweet with a photo of Strong Bad and Trogdor painted on a window (along with snowmen from Calvin and Hobbes).

This Tweet quotes @FunnyGirlTM, who pointed out the resemblance between a dragon in a Google Doodle and Trogdor.

This Tweet quotes @cavery210, who replied to the Trogday Tweet with a screenshot of a The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past randomizer with a Trogdor skin for Link.

Fun Facts

• "The Minish Trog" is a reference to The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap. In that game, Link has the ability to shrink down to a small size using the titular cap.

This Tweet is a reply to his previous "Puffed Salt Dries" link.

This Tweet is a reply to @senor_cardgage_, who replied to the country dish towel Tweet, asking if meeples were coming soon.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad describes the meeples as "be'sing" mass-produced.

This Tweet quotes @henrylutts, who posted a photo of a snack bag labeled "Crazy Go Nuts, The Superfood Snack".

Fun Facts

• Cheap As Free Food Service is said to provide food for Crazy Go Nuts University's students.

This Tweet is a reply to @TAlanHorne, who replied to the previous looptie-loo Tweet, pointing out that Strong Bad has acknowledged the debate.

This Tweet is a reply to @TheFinalDoctor, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if there was going to be a sbemail 208.

Video Transcript

{A Cheap As Free Little Golden Book titled "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)" by Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews with three bored children on the cover hovers in front of the Lappier}

STRONG BAD: Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth Gruelmanger. Y'know, of the Puntington Farms Gruelmangers. Now you sound like an important adjacent historical figure! She's the lady that discovered going looptie-lie! It used to just be looptie-loo! And Saturday night wasn't even involved!

This Tweet is a reply to @erinpanto, who pointed out an unofficial Trogdor shirt being sold online.

Video Transcript

{a 3D, CGI Strong Bad walks into the office. He has no mouth.}

STRONG BAD: And all the ladies say {Teen Girl Squad voice} Strong Bad is on point!

{Strong Bad flips a switch, and cringes as the rave lights blink and techno music plays. Strong Bad screams and flips it off}

STRONG BAD: Wrong switch.

{The camera turns across the room showing the window with the sycamore, the desk with the Compy 386, and an incompletely-rendered CGI Strong Sad in the doorway on the far end}

STRONG BAD: My mouth tastes like... DVDs. Hey, The Cheat!

{Strong Bad kicks an incompletely-rendered yellow block into the incompletely-rendered Strong Sad. Strong Sad falls over. Camera turns back to Strong Bad at the desk}

STRONG BAD: A direct hit!

{Strong Bad jumps onto the stool. A white box drops down from the top of the screen}

STRONG BAD: The Paper, show these morons what to do!

This Tweet is a reply to @ThatCoolblue, who asked if the King of Town was associated with the Egg Man.

This Tweet is a reply to @The_Skullivan, who asked who Strong Bad mains in Super Smash Bros.

Image Transcript

{A head with a helmet made of clay sitting on a pedestal in a glass dome rotates around on a black, starry background. The animation loops.}

This Tweet links to a YouTube upload of the clip.

This Tweet is a reply to @PacifistRunGuy, who replied to the previous Trogday Tweet talking about the Trogdor mention on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

This Tweet is a reply to @therealtasha818, who asked if Strong Bad Emails were over.

This Tweet is a reply to @CharlemagneSeb, who replied to the previous Trogday Tweet with a Trogdor-themed "medieval woodcut".

This Tweet is a reply to @DanMilanoHere, who replied to the previous Trogday Tweet with a photo of earphones in the shape of Trogdor, saying "only true believers can see it".

Fun Facts

• Wormdingler was Coach Z's failed attempt at drawing a dragon in the email dragon.

This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @alXtrathicc, who posted a Trogdor-like apple logo, with no beefy arms and leaves for wingalings.

Video Transcript

{In front of a building where the promotional image for the musical Hamilton is prominently displayed. Zoom out. The Strong Bad plush doll pops up.}

STRONG BAD: {rapping} I'm Strong-Lawrence in the place to be! Two pints of Cold Ones but I'm workin' on three! Do what I do, professionally, but to tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be... {stops rapping} Oh. I mixed up my hip hop styles.

This Tweet is a reply to @thunderzizi, who posted a drawing of a front-facing The Cheat.

This Tweet is a reply to @toejamandearl (who replied to @ComSpriggs's reply to them, suggesting they interact with Strong Bad), asking "r u really" Strong Bad.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad mocks @toejamandearl, whose username is based on the Sega Genesis game of the same name, by calling them "Earthworm Cool Spot in Monster World", a name based on three other Genesis titles.

Video Transcript

{The "Everybody! Everybody!" song plays throughout. A pre-rendered grayscale of the words "Homestar Runner" are onscreen. A prerendered wireframe Homestar Runner strolls past the word "Homestar" from right to left, then scrolls across the word "Runner" from left to right. Halfway through the word, the camera focuses on Homestar from teh front. He flips the letters of the word has he passes, and the final letter converts into an h*r logo. Homestar fills the screen.}

{Cut to Homestar's wireframe feet. Then cut to Homestar's wireframe face in front of the website intro. Homestar moves off-screen as a round wireframe ball comes into view. Zoom in on the ball.}

{A wireframe Homestar Runner is strolling along the outside of the wireframe ball past some wireframe hills. Zoom in closer on Homestar. Blue ovals and red squares pass him by.}

{Cut to wireframe Homestar as seen from below. Pan up to his head.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do!

{The music cuts out}

HOMESTAR: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do!

Fun Facts

• The phrase "all o' dang y'all" was previously used in Happy Dethemberween.

This Tweet links to the Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends! live stream on Kickstarter.

This Tweet is a reply to his previous link.

Fun Facts

• "Diddy King" is suggested to be the name of a Dairy Queen rip-off in northern Indiana.

This Tweet quotes @BryceIsaacson, who replied to the previous Tweet with a link to a 16-bit arrangement of "Here Comes the Strong Bad".

Fun Facts

• Tin Star is a western-themed light gun game that makes use of the Nintendo Super Scope. "Diddy King Racing", as acknowledged in the following Tweet, is a misspelling of Diddy Kong Racing.
  • Strong Bad confuses the Super Scope itself with Super Scope 6, the game bundled with the light gun that was previously mumbled by Strong Bad in Jibblies 2. He also misspells Tin Star as one word, an ironic mistake given his known disdain for having his own name misspelled as such.

Fun Facts

• The GIF is from yes, wrestling.
  • The phrase "dinosaur tranquilizer-fueled [rants]" also originated from the email.
• "Mean" Gene Okerlund was a wrestling interviewer, announcer, and television host. He died two days prior to the Tweet.