@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019 Jan
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Not true! Pretty sure he had nothing to do with this particular track. Though Jared is responsible for all the music in the #1 Slow Jam 'Food-Related Love' as well as a buncha other musical awesomeness.
| 31 Jan 2019
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I just named it that! It's been the ever-so-catchy "protest.mp3" since its creation.
| 31 Jan 2019
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While we're on the subject of SBCG4AP, here's a little forgotten protest gem from the end credits of Episode 2. It's as if that song One Tin Soldier left its keys in a taxi and this song is the gross leather keychain from someplace in Arizona!
Video Transcript{The Stave It Off Guy is sitting on a stool, strumming a guitar. The words "Justice Combo Meal by Stave It Off Guy" are in the corner} SINGERS: Come on, everybody, now, can't you hear the wind blow? {The words "just listen" fade in, then later fade out} SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! What's the price of freedom, man? Can you cut me a deal? A crate of wholesale liberty, or a justice combo meal? {The words "there's only this looping animation" fade in, then out} SINGERS: So gather 'round, short children. Listen to what I sing. Remember those who went to waaaaar... all for creamy dings. {The words "nothing else to see really" fade in, then out} SINGERS: Come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow? We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! STRONG BAD: My head! {The words "oh, except for this:" fade in, then out} SINGERS: So come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow? {Close up on the Stave It Off Guy's mustache} SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! {A pair of yellow eyes open on the mustache, and a single tear wells and drops off} STAVE IT OFF GUY: That was nice. Fun Facts
| 31 Jan 2019
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AHHHH!! Twitter make too large!!!
| 31 Jan 2019
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![]() | Maybe they were basing him off this guy.
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| 31 Jan 2019
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That's actively being good-graphic'd as we speak!
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| 31 Jan 2019
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![]() ![]() ![]() | Ah yes, @The_BaconStrip, the slip cover dvd release. I think they might have put just a liiiittle bit less effort into that one (backwards Homsar, backwards Coach Z, ripped-from-a-swf Strong Mad complete with weird Flash masking issue on his mouth).
| 30 Jan 2019
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I was just being optimistic. Probably nothing.
| 30 Jan 2019
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![]() | Here's the Videlecdiculous text from the back of the box.
Image TranscriptAre you ready for a video game made by a video game making company? Fun Facts
| 30 Jan 2019
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For those asking about a physical release of SBCG4AP, there was a very brief one for the PC version! It had this awesome reversible cover with hidden Videlectrix goodness (with amazing 2600 art by @markdarin I believe?).
| 30 Jan 2019
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I kinda doubt the 3rd worst selling Telltale title is high on the "port to modern systems" priority list for whoever took over their catalog.
| 30 Jan 2019
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Don't worry, I gave Videlectrix forever-rights to Homestar-related games. Not even death, illness, nor acts of good graphics shall rend it asunder.
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| 30 Jan 2019
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![]() | In honor of the death of the Wii Shop Channel, I will repost this interview I did with Nintendo Power about SBCG4AP. Note how I refuse to take their Chuck Norris-bait and give Skulltulas a shout.
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![]() | Nowhere near as unsettling as Large Bean!!
| 30 Jan 2019
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Those metal detector mini games did suck, didn't they?
| 30 Jan 2019
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Two beefy arms?!! What is that? A Trogdor, S is for Sucks hybrid?! You unethical monster!! You can't crossbreed those two! What about Gene's Pool?! Hi, Gene! 'Hey gals!'
| 29 Jan 2019
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Close. Right band, wrong album/song. Listen to "Rhythm" from People's Instinctive Travels...
| 29 Jan 2019
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If by "patched" you mean Videlectrix putting more duct tape on the cartridge, then yes.
| 29 Jan 2019
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Looks like "Bradtrogdor" according to this graffiti. Poor Bradtrogdor. Stuck on the JV Peasant Scorching team and plagued by horrible, scarring consummate acne.
| 27 Jan 2019
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Yeah, like instead of "Diggidy-Dear Strong Bad." Sometimes I like to get alliterative on all y'alls.
| 27 Jan 2019
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Woah, the haiku is totally just a coincidence! It's actually a reference to a common early 2000's virusy spam email that would try to get you to open the attachment with the enticing phrase "so cool a flash, I thought you would enjoy it!" So enticing!
| 27 Jan 2019
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Let's make a new game entirely! How about a Dangeresque game that's like that cute Animal Villagetown game 'cept with crime and murder! Instead of bringing giraffes hip tanktops and modern sofas you bring perps hard justice and sweet vengeance!!
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| 26 Jan 2019
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And speaking of, here's the official YT link for that Fu-Schnickens song:
| 26 Jan 2019
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And I you! Catch up on my latest styles! I made a board game:
youtu.be/2rMCkNgHa3c
| 26 Jan 2019
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Or as Coach Z pronounces them, Phorf Dag and Q-Torp. Jarobi, unsurprisingly, he can say just fine.
| 26 Jan 2019
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Aw man! You coulda at least linked to my official YT page for that email that has decent sound and less ripped-from-the-web jankiness.
| 26 Jan 2019
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Sbemail Factoid: did you know that the email song from 'dragon' is an homage to Phife Dawg's flow from La Schmoove by the Fu-Schnickens?
Video Transcript{Strong Bad is sitting at the Compy 386, typing in his e-mail client} STRONG BAD: {rapping} Here I go once again with the e-mail. Every week I hope it is from a female. {Cut to a man rapping within a large crowd} PHIFE DAWG: {rapping} Here I go once again with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is so-so! {Cut back to Strong Bad} STRONG BAD: Here I go once again— {Cut back to Phife Dawg} PHIFE DAWG: —with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is— {Cut back to Strong Bad} STRONG BAD: —e-mail! | 26 Jan 2019
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Those spinities on his tail appear to be proto-consummate. These are all over the fossil record. If I had a cold one for every trilobite fossil I've dug up covered in proto-consummate V's...
| 25 Jan 2019
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This is quality winter decor!! Burninating the deranged mutant killer monster snow goons!!
| 25 Jan 2019
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Ah, that's clearly the stickly-armed Wingalasaurus Trog, a Surreptaceous Era ancestor of the modern beefy armed burninator. @GoogleDoodles wouldn't know beefy if it came up and punched em in the face!
| 25 Jan 2019
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That rules! But he's so tiny! He's like the Minish Trog!
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| 25 Jan 2019
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Though Puffed Salt Dries do claim to be a 'soup-or-food.' Y'know, cause they're pretty sure it's at least ONE of those things.
| 23 Jan 2019
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If June is soon (those are samples. meeples are be'sing mass produced as we speak)
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| 23 Jan 2019
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To be clear, these are NOT the official munchies of the CGNU dorms. That honor goes to Cheap as Free Food Service's Potato-Glanced Puffed Salt Dries. (yes, they are trying to pass off a 'dry' as a type of snack medium) Available in ranch and thrice-ranch!
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| 23 Jan 2019
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Honestly, I'm not siding with either one. The whole thing is a 3rd-rate Hokey Pokey ripoff if you ask me.
| 20 Jan 2019
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There already was. It was hidden in last year's April Fools cartoon. There's gonna be a sbemail 209.
| 20 Jan 2019
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Not sure why I deleted this awesome line and easter egg from sbemail208. Maybe because I didn't want to get in the middle of the "looptie-loo vs. looby lou" debate. Trust me, you do NOT wanna kick that hornet's nest!
Video Transcript{A Cheap As Free Little Golden Book titled "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)" by Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews with three bored children on the cover hovers in front of the Lappier} STRONG BAD: Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth Gruelmanger. Y'know, of the Puntington Farms Gruelmangers. Now you sound like an important adjacent historical figure! She's the lady that discovered going looptie-lie! It used to just be looptie-loo! And Saturday night wasn't even involved! | 20 Jan 2019
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Thanks for the heads up! I'll sic Litigation Jackson on em posthaste! (wait, does that mean 'after speed'? cause I want it to be 'during speed')
| 19 Jan 2019
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I found more old dvd menu tests! Watch as I boot my The Cheatbrick into Fisher Price Strong Sad!
Video Transcript{a 3D, CGI Strong Bad walks into the office. He has no mouth.} STRONG BAD: And all the ladies say {Teen Girl Squad voice} Strong Bad is on point! {Strong Bad flips a switch, and cringes as the rave lights blink and techno music plays. Strong Bad screams and flips it off} STRONG BAD: Wrong switch. {The camera turns across the room showing the window with the sycamore, the desk with the Compy 386, and an incompletely-rendered CGI Strong Sad in the doorway on the far end} STRONG BAD: My mouth tastes like... DVDs. Hey, The Cheat! {Strong Bad kicks an incompletely-rendered yellow block into the incompletely-rendered Strong Sad. Strong Sad falls over. Camera turns back to Strong Bad at the desk} STRONG BAD: A direct hit! {Strong Bad jumps onto the stool. A white box drops down from the top of the screen} STRONG BAD: The Paper, show these morons what to do! | 18 Jan 2019
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Well, the KOT has been known to be left standing with the egg mustache, but that would make him a victim of the Egg Man, not the man himself.
| 18 Jan 2019
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![]() | Oh you know I strictly STINKOMAIN!
| 15 Jan 2019
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![]() | THIS is the kinda stuff you find on Strong Sad's old hard drives. In a folder called "Chef's Whims" no less!
Image Transcript{A head with a helmet made of clay sitting on a pedestal in a glass dome rotates around on a black, starry background. The animation loops.} | 15 Jan 2019
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You mean this one? (dunno whose YT account this is)
| 14 Jan 2019
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![]() | Nope. Emails just take WAY longer to check these days. I'm workin on one right now!
| 14 Jan 2019
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Need one of these prints so bad it hurtinates.
| 13 Jan 2019
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Maybe I'm not a true believer but I'm seein' WAY more Wormdingler in this one than Troggie.
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| 13 Jan 2019
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Also Happy *Trogday. Autocorrect knows not to change 'Trogdor' anymore but now it freakin' changes 'Trogday' to 'Trogdor!'
| 13 Jan 2019
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![]() | Happy Trogdor! Let's celebrate Trogdor's big 16th by posting your fave Trog-sighting or Trogdor-shaped item! Here's mine!
| 13 Jan 2019
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That's no Trogdor! That's a Eastern Beefless Leafaling Dragon! Not a beefy-armed Wingaling!
| 13 Jan 2019
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Sorry @Lin_Manuel, I chickened out on screaming "It's over!" at the end of your performance. Instead I butchered the lyrics to your styles!
Video Transcript{In front of a building where the promotional image for the musical Hamilton is prominently displayed. Zoom out. The Strong Bad plush doll pops up.} STRONG BAD: {rapping} I'm Strong-Lawrence in the place to be! Two pints of Cold Ones but I'm workin' on three! Do what I do, professionally, but to tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be... {stops rapping} Oh. I mixed up my hip hop styles. | 12 Jan 2019
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That is NOT what it looks like when you're staring down the barrel of a loaded The Cheat!
| 11 Jan 2019
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depends. r u really Earthworm Cool Spot in Monster World?
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| 10 Jan 2019
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Check out this old dvd intro previs nightmare! Why does Homestar look like he's got a wireframe cheek fulla chaw?
Video Transcript{The "Everybody! Everybody!" song plays throughout. A pre-rendered grayscale of the words "Homestar Runner" are onscreen. A prerendered wireframe Homestar Runner strolls past the word "Homestar" from right to left, then scrolls across the word "Runner" from left to right. Halfway through the word, the camera focuses on Homestar from teh front. He flips the letters of the word has he passes, and the final letter converts into an h*r logo. Homestar fills the screen.} {Cut to Homestar's wireframe feet. Then cut to Homestar's wireframe face in front of the website intro. Homestar moves off-screen as a round wireframe ball comes into view. Zoom in on the ball.} {A wireframe Homestar Runner is strolling along the outside of the wireframe ball past some wireframe hills. Zoom in closer on Homestar. Blue ovals and red squares pass him by.} {Cut to wireframe Homestar as seen from below. Pan up to his head.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do! {The music cuts out} HOMESTAR: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do! | 10 Jan 2019
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![]() | Here's last night's livestream playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game in case you missed it. JIBBLIES WARNING: Puppet Marshie may appear without warning. live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runne ...
| 9 Jan 2019
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![]() | Thanks to everybody who watched the livestream playthrough with these jokers! Can't wait to get the game into the hands of all o' dang y'all! Paper Rat forev!
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| 8 Jan 2019
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In 20 mins! Livestreamery playthrough! Join us for fun! (It'll get archived for those who can't)
| 8 Jan 2019
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Kong! I meant Diddy Kong, autocorrect! Diddy King is the name of the last northern Indiana Dairy Queen ripoff I would ever stop at!
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| 8 Jan 2019
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This is like the soundtrack to my unrealized Tinstar-like Super Scope Six game! (it goes to a very Diddy King Racing place in the middle there)
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| 8 Jan 2019
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![]() | Join puppet me + humans Mike, Lucky Yates, and Ryan Sterritt tomorrow night at 8pm EST for a livestream playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game. Against my better judgement, I will crowdsource all my moves in the game from chat suggestions! live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runne ...
| 7 Jan 2019
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![]() | I'm a day late, but as you can guess, the Announcer is pretty bummed at the passing of Mean Gene. He took inspiration from Gene's ability to stay calm in the face of sweaty, dinosaur tranquilizer-fueled rants.
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| 4 Jan 2019 |