@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019 Jan

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Jump to: navigation, search
@StrongBadActual

2025
2024
2023
2022
2021
2020
2019
2018
2017
2016
2015
2014

@StrongBadActual
Tweets for 2019

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from January 2019.

Contents

Note: some links to other tweets may only work on the full year page.

[edit] January

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Not true! Pretty sure he had nothing to do with this particular track. Though Jared is responsible for all the music in the #1 Slow Jam 'Food-Related Love' as well as a buncha other musical awesomeness.
This Tweet is a reply to @IronCurtaiNYC, who replied to @chrisweedpiano (who replied to the previous "Justice Combo Meal" Tweet, asking what keyboards were used), explaining that it was made by Jared Emerson-Johnson.
31 Jan 2019


I just named it that! It's been the ever-so-catchy "protest.mp3" since its creation.
This Tweet is a reply to @ThundrStarchamp, who replied to the previous Tweet about the title "Justice Combo Meal".
31 Jan 2019


Video thumbnail for 31 Jan 2019
While we're on the subject of SBCG4AP, here's a little forgotten protest gem from the end credits of Episode 2. It's as if that song One Tin Soldier left its keys in a taxi and this song is the gross leather keychain from someplace in Arizona!


Video Transcript

{The Stave It Off Guy is sitting on a stool, strumming a guitar. The words "Justice Combo Meal by Stave It Off Guy" are in the corner}

SINGERS: Come on, everybody, now, can't you hear the wind blow?

{The words "just listen" fade in, then later fade out}

SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! What's the price of freedom, man? Can you cut me a deal? A crate of wholesale liberty, or a justice combo meal?

{The words "there's only this looping animation" fade in, then out}

SINGERS: So gather 'round, short children. Listen to what I sing. Remember those who went to waaaaar... all for creamy dings.

{The words "nothing else to see really" fade in, then out}

SINGERS: Come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow? We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode!

STRONG BAD: My head!

{The words "oh, except for this:" fade in, then out}

SINGERS: So come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow?

{Close up on the Stave It Off Guy's mustache}

SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode!

{A pair of yellow eyes open on the mustache, and a single tear wells and drops off}

STAVE IT OFF GUY: That was nice.

Fun Facts

31 Jan 2019


AHHHH!! Twitter make too large!!!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply, acknowledging that Twitter resized the GIF.
31 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 31 Jan 2019
Maybe they were basing him off this guy.
This Tweet is a reply to @NK_Cyborg, who replied to the DVD slip cover reply, saying Bubs (with black shading on his teeth) looks nightmarish.

Fun Facts

31 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 31 Jan 2019
That's actively being good-graphic'd as we speak!
This Tweet is a reply to @abra238_rs, who replied to the previous SBCG4AP Tweet asking about the development of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10.

Fun Facts

31 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 30 Jan 2019
Tweet image for 30 Jan 2019
Tweet image for 30 Jan 2019
Ah yes, @The_BaconStrip, the slip cover dvd release. I think they might have put just a liiiittle bit less effort into that one (backwards Homsar, backwards Coach Z, ripped-from-a-swf Strong Mad complete with weird Flash masking issue on his mouth).
This Tweet is a reply to his previous SBCG4AP Tweet.
This Tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to @The_BaconStrip's reply to the previous SBCG4AP Tweet, stating to have the slip cover version.
30 Jan 2019


I was just being optimistic. Probably nothing.
This Tweet is a reply to @NK_Cyborg, who replied to the Switch re-release reply, asking what games SBCG4AP outsold to become third-worst.
30 Jan 2019



Tweet image for 30 Jan 2019
Here's the Videlecdiculous text from the back of the box.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet.

Image Transcript

Are you ready for a video game made by a video game making company?
That's exactly what you'll get with Videlectrix's 'point-at-then-click-on-then-
listen-to' adventure, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. We can't
even count the good graphics on one hand anymore. You won't be able to
either...unless you have 12 fingers! And don't get me started on the sounds.
Talking, music, sound effects, and more talking make this game a feast for the
eyes and ears. (It's not a feast for the mouth, though. We don't make edible
video games... yet!)

Be in control of famous character Strong Bad, and make him walk and talk just
like in real life! Homestar Runner and Coach Z? Yup, they are also characters
in this game! You can try to have more fun playing video games made with
computers, but you will fail utterly and miserably. That's the fact of life! The
back of a video game box doesn't get any more trustworthy than this one, so
point-at, then click-on, then listen-to neverending glory and joy with Vide-
lectrix's curvaceous thriller, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People!

Fun Facts

30 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 30 Jan 2019
For those asking about a physical release of SBCG4AP, there was a very brief one for the PC version! It had this awesome reversible cover with hidden Videlectrix goodness (with amazing 2600 art by @markdarin I believe?).
30 Jan 2019


I kinda doubt the 3rd worst selling Telltale title is high on the "port to modern systems" priority list for whoever took over their catalog.
This Tweet is a reply to @InmanAlex, who replied to the previous Nintendo Power Tweet asking about a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Nintendo Switch re-release.
30 Jan 2019


Don't worry, I gave Videlectrix forever-rights to Homestar-related games. Not even death, illness, nor acts of good graphics shall rend it asunder.
This Tweet is a reply to @Sprokacola, who asked if Telltale Games still owned the rights to Homestar games.

Fun Facts

30 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 30 Jan 2019
In honor of the death of the Wii Shop Channel, I will repost this interview I did with Nintendo Power about SBCG4AP. Note how I refuse to take their Chuck Norris-bait and give Skulltulas a shout.


Image Transcript

See Nintendo Power Interview - July 2008
30 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 30 Jan 2019
Nowhere near as unsettling as Large Bean!!
This Tweet is a reply to @actuallyalfendi, who posted images of Homestar Runner combined with Slender Man.
30 Jan 2019


Those metal detector mini games did suck, didn't they?
This Tweet is a reply to @syke (who linked to @eurogamer's Tweet about the closing of the Wii Shop Channel), reminiscing about playing Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, "metal detector mini games aside".
30 Jan 2019


Two beefy arms?!! What is that? A Trogdor, S is for Sucks hybrid?! You unethical monster!! You can't crossbreed those two! What about Gene's Pool?! Hi, Gene! 'Hey gals!'
This Tweet is a reply to @bionicpencil, who replied to the Trogday Tweet with a drawing of a two-beefy armed Trogdor.
29 Jan 2019


Close. Right band, wrong album/song. Listen to "Rhythm" from People's Instinctive Travels...
This Tweet is a reply to @flushthechumps, who asked if the email intro for virus was an homage to A Tribe Called Quest's "we got the jazz, we got the jazz".
29 Jan 2019


If by "patched" you mean Videlectrix putting more duct tape on the cartridge, then yes.
This Tweet is a reply to @BenjiDeaula, who replied to the level 10 delay Tweet, asking if the glitch that causes the ground to disappear after dying on certain bosses will be patched in the update.
29 Jan 2019


Looks like "Bradtrogdor" according to this graffiti. Poor Bradtrogdor. Stuck on the JV Peasant Scorching team and plagued by horrible, scarring consummate acne.
This Tweet is a reply to @AntonacciBrian, who posted a Trogdor graffiti labeled "TROGDOR" (next to the name "Brad").
27 Jan 2019


Yeah, like instead of "Diggidy-Dear Strong Bad." Sometimes I like to get alliterative on all y'alls.
This Tweet is a reply to @cacciatorecreat, who replied to the previous reply, asking if Strong Bad just felt like saying "ding-dong" in japanese cartoon's intro.
27 Jan 2019


Woah, the haiku is totally just a coincidence! It's actually a reference to a common early 2000's virusy spam email that would try to get you to open the attachment with the enticing phrase "so cool a flash, I thought you would enjoy it!" So enticing!
This Tweet is a reply to @R36_9346, who posted the email intro from japanese cartoon in response to @cacciatorecreat, who replied to the Phife Dawg Tweet, asking if said intro was a haiku.
27 Jan 2019


Let's make a new game entirely! How about a Dangeresque game that's like that cute Animal Villagetown game 'cept with crime and murder! Instead of bringing giraffes hip tanktops and modern sofas you bring perps hard justice and sweet vengeance!!
This Tweet is a reply to @FatSamurai92, who asked if Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People will be ported to the Nintendo Switch, or if a new game will be made entirely.

Fun Facts

26 Jan 2019


And speaking of, here's the official YT link for that Fu-Schnickens song:
This Tweet links to the official YouTube video for the song La Schmoove.
This Tweet is a reply to his dragon YouTube reply.
26 Jan 2019


And I you! Catch up on my latest styles! I made a board game:

youtu.be/2rMCkNgHa3c
I showed off more Skills of an Artist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list= ...

And I tried to kill Homestar's imaginary dog/cloud:
This Tweet links to the YouTube version of Mr. Poofers Must Die.
This Tweet is a reply to @Laurel_Glidden, who linked to the previous Phife Dawg Tweet saying they missed Strong Bad.
26 Jan 2019


Or as Coach Z pronounces them, Phorf Dag and Q-Torp. Jarobi, unsurprisingly, he can say just fine.
This Tweet is a reply to @caitcastlelaz, who replied to the previous Phife Dawg Tweet, simply saying "Phife the Burninator".
26 Jan 2019


Aw man! You coulda at least linked to my official YT page for that email that has decent sound and less ripped-from-the-web jankiness.
This Tweet links to the official YouTube upload of dragon.
This Tweet is a reply to @AndrewDMth's reply to @GeoValentine (who replied to the previous Tweet asking what dragon was) with an unofficial link.
26 Jan 2019


Video thumbnail for 26 Jan 2019
Sbemail Factoid: did you know that the email song from 'dragon' is an homage to Phife Dawg's flow from La Schmoove by the Fu-Schnickens?


Video Transcript

{Strong Bad is sitting at the Compy 386, typing in his e-mail client}

STRONG BAD: {rapping} Here I go once again with the e-mail. Every week I hope it is from a female.

{Cut to a man rapping within a large crowd}

PHIFE DAWG: {rapping} Here I go once again with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is so-so!

{Cut back to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Here I go once again—

{Cut back to Phife Dawg}

PHIFE DAWG: —with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is—

{Cut back to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: —e-mail!

26 Jan 2019


Those spinities on his tail appear to be proto-consummate. These are all over the fossil record. If I had a cold one for every trilobite fossil I've dug up covered in proto-consummate V's...
This Tweet is a reply to @_ragegun, who replied to the previous Google Doodle link, saying there doesn't appear to be any consummate V's.
25 Jan 2019


This is quality winter decor!! Burninating the deranged mutant killer monster snow goons!!
This Tweet is a reply to @chowspecial, who replied to the Trogday Tweet with a photo of Strong Bad and Trogdor painted on a window (along with snowmen from Calvin and Hobbes).
25 Jan 2019


Ah, that's clearly the stickly-armed Wingalasaurus Trog, a Surreptaceous Era ancestor of the modern beefy armed burninator. @GoogleDoodles wouldn't know beefy if it came up and punched em in the face!
This Tweet quotes @FunnyGirlTM, who pointed out the resemblance between a dragon in a Google Doodle and Trogdor.
25 Jan 2019


That rules! But he's so tiny! He's like the Minish Trog!
This Tweet quotes @cavery210, who replied to the Trogday Tweet with a screenshot of a The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past randomizer with a Trogdor skin for Link.

Fun Facts

25 Jan 2019


Though Puffed Salt Dries do claim to be a 'soup-or-food.' Y'know, cause they're pretty sure it's at least ONE of those things.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous "Puffed Salt Dries" link.
23 Jan 2019


If June is soon (those are samples. meeples are be'sing mass produced as we speak)
This Tweet is a reply to @senor_cardgage_, who replied to the country dish towel Tweet, asking if meeples were coming soon.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad describes the meeples as "be'sing" mass-produced.
23 Jan 2019


To be clear, these are NOT the official munchies of the CGNU dorms. That honor goes to Cheap as Free Food Service's Potato-Glanced Puffed Salt Dries. (yes, they are trying to pass off a 'dry' as a type of snack medium) Available in ranch and thrice-ranch!
This Tweet quotes @henrylutts, who posted a photo of a snack bag labeled "Crazy Go Nuts, The Superfood Snack".

Fun Facts

23 Jan 2019


Honestly, I'm not siding with either one. The whole thing is a 3rd-rate Hokey Pokey ripoff if you ask me.
This Tweet is a reply to @TAlanHorne, who replied to the previous looptie-loo Tweet, pointing out that Strong Bad has acknowledged the debate.
20 Jan 2019


There already was. It was hidden in last year's April Fools cartoon. There's gonna be a sbemail 209.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheFinalDoctor, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if there was going to be a sbemail 208.
20 Jan 2019


Video thumbnail for 20 Jan 2019
Not sure why I deleted this awesome line and easter egg from sbemail208. Maybe because I didn't want to get in the middle of the "looptie-loo vs. looby lou" debate. Trust me, you do NOT wanna kick that hornet's nest!


Video Transcript

{A Cheap As Free Little Golden Book titled "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)" by Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews with three bored children on the cover hovers in front of the Lappier}

STRONG BAD: Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth Gruelmanger. Y'know, of the Puntington Farms Gruelmangers. Now you sound like an important adjacent historical figure! She's the lady that discovered going looptie-lie! It used to just be looptie-loo! And Saturday night wasn't even involved!

20 Jan 2019


Thanks for the heads up! I'll sic Litigation Jackson on em posthaste! (wait, does that mean 'after speed'? cause I want it to be 'during speed')
This Tweet is a reply to @erinpanto, who pointed out an unofficial Trogdor shirt being sold online.
19 Jan 2019


Video thumbnail for 18 Jan 2019
I found more old dvd menu tests! Watch as I boot my The Cheatbrick into Fisher Price Strong Sad!


Video Transcript

{a 3D, CGI Strong Bad walks into the office. He has no mouth.}

STRONG BAD: And all the ladies say {Teen Girl Squad voice} Strong Bad is on point!

{Strong Bad flips a switch, and cringes as the rave lights blink and techno music plays. Strong Bad screams and flips it off}

STRONG BAD: Wrong switch.

{The camera turns across the room showing the window with the sycamore, the desk with the Compy 386, and an incompletely-rendered CGI Strong Sad in the doorway on the far end}

STRONG BAD: My mouth tastes like... DVDs. Hey, The Cheat!

{Strong Bad kicks an incompletely-rendered yellow block into the incompletely-rendered Strong Sad. Strong Sad falls over. Camera turns back to Strong Bad at the desk}

STRONG BAD: A direct hit!

{Strong Bad jumps onto the stool. A white box drops down from the top of the screen}

STRONG BAD: The Paper, show these morons what to do!

18 Jan 2019


Well, the KOT has been known to be left standing with the egg mustache, but that would make him a victim of the Egg Man, not the man himself.
This Tweet is a reply to @ThatCoolblue, who asked if the King of Town was associated with the Egg Man.
18 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 15 Jan 2019
Oh you know I strictly STINKOMAIN!
This Tweet is a reply to @The_Skullivan, who asked who Strong Bad mains in Super Smash Bros.
15 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 15 Jan 2019
THIS is the kinda stuff you find on Strong Sad's old hard drives. In a folder called "Chef's Whims" no less!


Image Transcript

{A head with a helmet made of clay sitting on a pedestal in a glass dome rotates around on a black, starry background. The animation loops.}

15 Jan 2019


You mean this one? (dunno whose YT account this is)
This Tweet links to a YouTube upload of the clip.
This Tweet is a reply to @PacifistRunGuy, who replied to the previous Trogday Tweet talking about the Trogdor mention on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
14 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 14 Jan 2019
Nope. Emails just take WAY longer to check these days. I'm workin on one right now!
This Tweet is a reply to @therealtasha818, who asked if Strong Bad Emails were over.
14 Jan 2019


Need one of these prints so bad it hurtinates.
This Tweet is a reply to @CharlemagneSeb, who replied to the previous Trogday Tweet with a Trogdor-themed "medieval woodcut".
13 Jan 2019


Maybe I'm not a true believer but I'm seein' WAY more Wormdingler in this one than Troggie.
This Tweet is a reply to @DanMilanoHere, who replied to the previous Trogday Tweet with a photo of earphones in the shape of Trogdor, saying "only true believers can see it".

Fun Facts

13 Jan 2019


Also Happy *Trogday. Autocorrect knows not to change 'Trogdor' anymore but now it freakin' changes 'Trogday' to 'Trogdor!'
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet.
13 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 13 Jan 2019
Happy Trogdor! Let's celebrate Trogdor's big 16th by posting your fave Trog-sighting or Trogdor-shaped item! Here's mine!
13 Jan 2019


That's no Trogdor! That's a Eastern Beefless Leafaling Dragon! Not a beefy-armed Wingaling!
This Tweet is a reply to @alXtrathicc, who posted a Trogdor-like apple logo, with no beefy arms and leaves for wingalings.
13 Jan 2019


Video thumbnail for 12 Jan 2019
Sorry @Lin_Manuel, I chickened out on screaming "It's over!" at the end of your performance. Instead I butchered the lyrics to your styles!


Video Transcript

{In front of a building where the promotional image for the musical Hamilton is prominently displayed. Zoom out. The Strong Bad plush doll pops up.}

STRONG BAD: {rapping} I'm Strong-Lawrence in the place to be! Two pints of Cold Ones but I'm workin' on three! Do what I do, professionally, but to tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be... {stops rapping} Oh. I mixed up my hip hop styles.

12 Jan 2019


That is NOT what it looks like when you're staring down the barrel of a loaded The Cheat!
This Tweet is a reply to @thunderzizi, who posted a drawing of a front-facing The Cheat.
11 Jan 2019


depends. r u really Earthworm Cool Spot in Monster World?
This Tweet is a reply to @toejamandearl (who replied to @ComSpriggs's reply to them, suggesting they interact with Strong Bad), asking "r u really" Strong Bad.

Fun Facts

10 Jan 2019


Video thumbnail for 10 Jan 2019
Check out this old dvd intro previs nightmare! Why does Homestar look like he's got a wireframe cheek fulla chaw?


Video Transcript

{The "Everybody! Everybody!" song plays throughout. A pre-rendered grayscale of the words "Homestar Runner" are onscreen. A prerendered wireframe Homestar Runner strolls past the word "Homestar" from right to left, then scrolls across the word "Runner" from left to right. Halfway through the word, the camera focuses on Homestar from teh front. He flips the letters of the word has he passes, and the final letter converts into an h*r logo. Homestar fills the screen.}

{Cut to Homestar's wireframe feet. Then cut to Homestar's wireframe face in front of the website intro. Homestar moves off-screen as a round wireframe ball comes into view. Zoom in on the ball.}

{A wireframe Homestar Runner is strolling along the outside of the wireframe ball past some wireframe hills. Zoom in closer on Homestar. Blue ovals and red squares pass him by.}

{Cut to wireframe Homestar as seen from below. Pan up to his head.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do!

{The music cuts out}

HOMESTAR: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do!

10 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 9 Jan 2019
Here's last night's livestream playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game in case you missed it. JIBBLIES WARNING: Puppet Marshie may appear without warning. live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runne ...
9 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 8 Jan 2019
Thanks to everybody who watched the livestream playthrough with these jokers! Can't wait to get the game into the hands of all o' dang y'all! Paper Rat forev!


Fun Facts

8 Jan 2019


In 20 mins! Livestreamery playthrough! Join us for fun! (It'll get archived for those who can't)
This Tweet links to the Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends! live stream on Kickstarter.
8 Jan 2019


Kong! I meant Diddy Kong, autocorrect! Diddy King is the name of the last northern Indiana Dairy Queen ripoff I would ever stop at!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous link.

Fun Facts

8 Jan 2019


This is like the soundtrack to my unrealized Tinstar-like Super Scope Six game! (it goes to a very Diddy King Racing place in the middle there)
This Tweet quotes @BryceIsaacson, who replied to the previous Tweet with a link to a 16-bit arrangement of "Here Comes the Strong Bad".

Fun Facts

8 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 7 Jan 2019
Join puppet me + humans Mike, Lucky Yates, and Ryan Sterritt tomorrow night at 8pm EST for a livestream playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game. Against my better judgement, I will crowdsource all my moves in the game from chat suggestions! live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runne ...
7 Jan 2019


Tweet image for 4 Jan 2019
I'm a day late, but as you can guess, the Announcer is pretty bummed at the passing of Mean Gene. He took inspiration from Gene's ability to stay calm in the face of sweaty, dinosaur tranquilizer-fueled rants.


Fun Facts

  • The GIF is from yes, wrestling.
    • The phrase "dinosaur tranquilizer-fueled [rants]" also originated from the email.
  • "Mean" Gene Okerlund was a wrestling interviewer, announcer, and television host. He died two days prior to the Tweet.
4 Jan 2019
Personal tools