Teen Girl Squad Issue 9
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| - | NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "backyard pool!" next to her} So and So {library!} What's Her Face {24 hour diner!} The Ugly One {parking deck?} | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader ''{screen shows Cheerleader, with "backyard pool!" next to her}'' So and So ''{library!}'' What's Her Face ''{24 hour diner!}'' The Ugly One ''{parking deck?}'' |
| - | CHEERLEADER: | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person! |
| - | + | ''{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}'' | |
| - | + | '''THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS:''' bye old person... | |
| - | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Cuz now i'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!! | |
| - | MR. PITTERS: LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!! | + | '''SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE:''' LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!<br> |
| + | '''MR. PITTERS:''' ''{simultaneously}'' LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!! | ||
| - | WHAT'S HER FACE: | + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I've had my license for a year- |
| - | CHEERLEADER: stop saying words. here she comes now! | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' stop saying words. here she comes now! |
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| - | + | ''{Learner's permit girl appeaers and is driving really fast.}'' | |
| - | + | '''LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL:''' 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock! | |
| + | ''{The Learners' Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}'' | ||
| - | NARRATOR STRONG BAD: DRIVER'S ED'ED..DEAD | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' DRIVER'S ED'ED..DEAD |
| - | CHEERLEADER: owww, my entire life! | + | ''CHEERLEADER:'' owww, my entire life! |
| - | SO AND SO: whoa, cheerleaders gone. | + | '''SO AND SO:''' whoa, cheerleaders gone. |
| - | ALL 3 GIRLS: WE'RE FREE! | + | '''ALL 3 GIRLS:''' WE'RE FREE! |
| - | MR. PITTERS: | + | '''MR. PITTERS:''' We're ointment! |
| - | THE UGLY ONE: | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' The tyranny is over!! |
| - | {So and So reappears in her opening frame...} | + | ''{So and So reappears in her opening frame...}'' |
| - | SO AND SO: | + | '''SO AND SO:''' I can overachieve like a bandit! |
| - | {...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg...} | + | ''{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg...}'' |
| - | WHAT'S HER FACE: | + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I can date science-fiction Greg again! |
| - | {...as well as the ugly one...who looks like a mess.} | + | ''{...as well as the ugly one...who looks like a mess.}'' |
| - | THE UGLY ONE: | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can stop showering!!!! |
| - | {...as well as MR. PITTERS...who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front.} | + | ''{...as well as MR. PITTERS...who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front.}'' |
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| + | '''MR. PITTERS:''' I can be a teen girl! | ||
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==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
Click on the Exclimation point at the end of the toon to see Over Achiever Strike Again | Click on the Exclimation point at the end of the toon to see Over Achiever Strike Again | ||
Revision as of 05:34, 20 June 2005
The girls do funny things in TGS Issue 9.
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Date: June 20, 2005
Running Time: M:SS
Page Title: Summatime Style!
Contents |
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "backyard pool!" next to her} So and So {library!} What's Her Face {24 hour diner!} The Ugly One {parking deck?}
CHEERLEADER: Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person!
{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}
THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS: bye old person...
CHEERLEADER: Cuz now i'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE: LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
MR. PITTERS: {simultaneously} LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!!
WHAT'S HER FACE: I've had my license for a year-
CHEERLEADER: stop saying words. here she comes now!
{Learner's permit girl appeaers and is driving really fast.}
LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL: 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock!
{The Learners' Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: DRIVER'S ED'ED..DEAD
CHEERLEADER: owww, my entire life!
SO AND SO: whoa, cheerleaders gone.
ALL 3 GIRLS: WE'RE FREE!
MR. PITTERS: We're ointment!
THE UGLY ONE: The tyranny is over!!
{So and So reappears in her opening frame...}
SO AND SO: I can overachieve like a bandit!
{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg...}
WHAT'S HER FACE: I can date science-fiction Greg again!
{...as well as the ugly one...who looks like a mess.}
THE UGLY ONE: I can stop showering!!!!
{...as well as MR. PITTERS...who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front.}
MR. PITTERS: I can be a teen girl!
Easter Eggs
Click on the Exclimation point at the end of the toon to see Over Achiever Strike Again
Fun Facts
External Links
| Teen Girl Squad | |
|---|---|
| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
