Teen Girl Squad Issue 9

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''{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}''
''{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}''
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'''THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS:''' bye old person...
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'''THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS:''' Bye old person...
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Cuz now i'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Cuz now i'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I've had my license for a year-
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I've had my license for a year-
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' stop saying words. here she comes now!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Stop saying words. here she comes now!
''{Learner's permit girl appeaers and is driving really fast.}''
''{Learner's permit girl appeaers and is driving really fast.}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' DRIVER'S ED'ED..DEAD
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' DRIVER'S ED'ED..DEAD
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''CHEERLEADER:'' owww, my entire life!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Owww, my entire life!
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'''SO AND SO:''' whoa, cheerleaders gone.
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'''SO AND SO:''' Whoa, Cheerleader's gone.
'''ALL 3 GIRLS:''' WE'RE FREE!
'''ALL 3 GIRLS:''' WE'RE FREE!

Revision as of 05:36, 20 June 2005

The girls do funny things in TGS Issue 9.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One

Date: June 20, 2005

Running Time: M:SS

Page Title: Summatime Style!

Contents

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "backyard pool!" next to her} So and So {library!} What's Her Face {24 hour diner!} The Ugly One {parking deck?}

CHEERLEADER: Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person!

{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}

THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS: Bye old person...

CHEERLEADER: Cuz now i'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!

SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE: LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
MR. PITTERS: {simultaneously} LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!!

WHAT'S HER FACE: I've had my license for a year-

CHEERLEADER: Stop saying words. here she comes now!

{Learner's permit girl appeaers and is driving really fast.}

LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL: 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock!

{The Learners' Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: DRIVER'S ED'ED..DEAD

CHEERLEADER: Owww, my entire life!

SO AND SO: Whoa, Cheerleader's gone.

ALL 3 GIRLS: WE'RE FREE!

MR. PITTERS: We're ointment!

THE UGLY ONE: The tyranny is over!!

{So and So reappears in her opening frame...}

SO AND SO: I can overachieve like a bandit!

{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg...}

WHAT'S HER FACE: I can date science-fiction Greg again!

{...as well as the ugly one...who looks like a mess.}

THE UGLY ONE: I can stop showering!!!!

{...as well as MR. PITTERS...who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front.}

MR. PITTERS: I can be a teen girl!

Easter Eggs

Click on the Exclimation point at the end of the toon to see Over Achiever Strike Again

Fun Facts

External Links