Teen Girl Squad Issue 10

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In 24 Great Smelly Colors!

The Teen Girl Squad celebrates The Ugly One's sweet someteen birthday in 24 great-smelling colors!

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Most of the Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters, Tompkins, Arrow'd Guy, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad

Date: October 10, 2005

Running Time: 3:34

Page Title: Tenth Issue-versary!

Transcript

STRONG BAD: TEEN GIRL SQUAD: TENTHENNIAL EXTRAVAGANZA! In 24 Great Smelly Colors! Cheerleader! {groovy grapefruit pink} So-and-so! {visicious violent violent} What's Her Face! {radacious bodadical razberry blue!} The Ugly One! {gnarly nursing home green}

{we open up to a school lunch table}

CHEERLEADER: lunchtime gals. now let's get ready to eat...

CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, WHAT'S HER FACE: NO FOOD!

SO-AND-SO: Eating lunch is for weirdos.

{The Ugly One walks on to the screen, with a tray of cafeteria food in her hand.}

THE UGLY ONE: holla grlfrndz. it's Corn and Corn Alone Day! {The Ugly One places the food on the table. Cut to a close-up of the corn. A small medieval warrior jumps out of the corn.}

WARRIOR: corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

THE UGLY ONE: so... who wants to come to my sweet someteen bash tonight?

WHAT'S HER FACE: is it going to be nick-at-night themed again?

SO-AND-SO: {slaps her forehead} i don't think i can stomach another show not on the WB.

CHEERLEADER: no! we can't come. we have... the... olympics... tonight!

THE UGLY ONE: oh, cuz it's a boy/girl party...

{close up of So-And-So and Cheerleader, who look rather insane.}

CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO: a B'GRL PRTY??!?

WHAT'S HER FACE: taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them sound cool.

SO AND SO: 'm srry.

CHEERLEADER: {holding up a cellphone, of which the sound "the olympics are soooo dumb!" is emitting} so, coach just called and said the olympics are done. we'll be there like shareware!

{we cut to an olympic race track. The olympics coach is standing next to a rather angry-looking burly man.}

COACH: i don't know what they're talking about, i swear!

{we cut again to the teen girl squad}

CHEERLEADER: now, more than ever before, let's get ready to look....

CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOOD! {the camera does a 360-degree spin around the girls}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! That was about the coolest thing ever! We gotta see that again. {the carton rewinds, and play back the 360-spin. At the end, however, What's Her Face is still spinning.} Uh-oh. We gotta spinner.

WHAT'S HER FACE: wheeeee! {her dialouge spins around in the text bubble}

{a title slide entitled "AT THE PARTY" (imprinted on a cigarette, which a man is smoking, appears. We cut to the boy/girl party. Various characters from previous TGS episodes are attending. We pan right to reveal the TGS. What's Her Face is still spinning.}

CHEERLEADER: alright, wallflowers, watch a professional at work... i'm fit to get makey outey all over those uppaclassmen.

{cut to three Scots, drinking beer.}

SCOTS: ACHGH!

{Cheerleader walks in.}

CHEERLEADER: any o'you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? i know a couple of HAWT junior college jams we could hit. {one of the Scots throw Cheerleader away from them.}

STRONG BAD: CABER TOSSED!! {cut to a spinning What's Her Face.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: i really want... some of these chips. {Dead Cheerleader falls at the feet of What's Her Face.}

SCOT: {off-screen} BAGH! Only 23 meters! {we cut to the bowl of chips. The warrior jumps out of the chips.}

WARRIOR: corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior! {the warrior impales What's-Her-Face with his knife-stick (probably not the right word - but somebody'll come and save me on this one), and the upper half of Cheerleader's body falls off.}

STRONG BAD: LATHE'D!

WHAT'S HER FACE: oww! i hope they have these corn chips in heaven!

{cut to So-And-So and Tomkins, playing a Gameboy.}

SO-AND-SO: say, tomkins, brett bretterson and i are splitsville, so i'm lookin for a little rebound action!

TOMPKINS: hecks no! i got bowser on the ropes!

{bowser's shell comes out of the Gameboy and strikes So-And-So in the face.}

STRONG BAD: powned! or however you say that...

{we cut to The Ugly One's Father, standing at a microphone, speaking to the party crowd.}

TUO's FATHER: ok, party people, get ready to give up for my little girl on her sweet someteenth birthday... and remember, if you're looking for low prices on used and broken electronics, don't forget... Manolio's Ugly One's Lectro-Pawn!

TOMPKINS: {offscreen} p4wned!

TUO'S FATHER: And here she is... THE UGLY ONE!

{cut to the ugly one, wearing a red dress and much more attractive than before. The party music straches to a halt.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! Did I draw that new hottie?

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