Teen Girl Squad Issue 2
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*"Jimmies" is a regional term for "sprinkles." They were one of the first types of sprinkles created. They are the multi colored, cylinder shaped style. | *"Jimmies" is a regional term for "sprinkles." They were one of the first types of sprinkles created. They are the multi colored, cylinder shaped style. | ||
*"I think I have a chance with this guy" later becomes a song on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. | *"I think I have a chance with this guy" later becomes a song on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. | ||
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Revision as of 09:08, 19 March 2005
Teen Girl Squad Episode #2
Page Title: Teen Grrrl Squad!!
So and So almost gets a guy, but he's CHILDREN'd to death. The Ugly One got jimmies.
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, The Birds, Cloud Monster, No I In Team Boy, Thomas, The Vulture and the Bat, The Man with the Huge Mouth
Date: February 10, 2003
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {growth spurt!} So and So {school spirit!} What's Her Face {pity friend} The Ugly One {psoriasis!}
{open to the girls standing in the TGS field}
CHEERLEADER: Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?
SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD! WHAT'S HER FACE: {simultaneously} OKAY!
WHAT'S HER FACE: I mean so good.
{Cheerleader gets out a fashion magazine reading "le girl"}
CHEERLEADER: I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!
SO AND SO: w00t
WHAT'S HER FACE: w00t
THE UGLY ONE: w00t
CHEERLEADER: Let's get started!
{The four girls walk to the left. A cloud gains a pair of eyes and a mouth and starts eats some birds}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {imitating cloud} chomp chomp
{cut to a different part of the field. The girls are standing in front of a boy twirling a basketball on his index finger and wearing a shirt reading "no 'i' in team")
NO I IN TEAM BOY: You must be girls
WHAT'S HER FACE: {thinking} I think I have a chance with this guy
{Thomas the alien runs onscreen with a baseball bat and starts clubbing What's-Her-Face's kneecaps}
THOMAS: BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
NO I IN TEAM BOY: What happened to her?
SO AND SO: {speech bubble only} Thomas hit her with a bat {voice only} She got hurt
NO I IN TEAM BOY: Let's date
SO AND SO: I'm down
{So and So and No I In Team Boy walk offscreen to the right. The Ugly One gets swooped by an vulture}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Swooped!
{Cheerleader gets grasped by a bat}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Grasped!
{cut to another part of the field, where So and So and No I In Team Boy are alone}
SO AND SO: I'm totally crushing!
{The Man with the Huge Mouth suddenly appears driving a truck reading "CHILDREN" on the side, running over No I In Team Boy}
MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: CHILDREN!
{The Ugly One and Cheerleader drop from the sky}
SO AND SO: Where were you guys?
CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE: We got jealous
SO AND SO: Let's get yogurt!
{Cut to the girls walking right, where What's Her Face rejoins them, her knees looking rather bloody. They arrive at TCYBCBY Yogurt. What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground, and The Ugly One's has sprinkles in it}
THE UGLY ONE: I got jimmies
{cut to end card}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: its over!
The End
Fun Facts
- The yogurt place is a mockery of TCBY, The Country's Best Yogurt.
- When cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat"
- "Jimmies" is a regional term for "sprinkles." They were one of the first types of sprinkles created. They are the multi colored, cylinder shaped style.
- "I think I have a chance with this guy" later becomes a song on Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.
- This is the only issue of TGS that has "its over" [sic] instead of the grammatically correct "it's over" at the end.
External Links
| Teen Girl Squad | |
|---|---|
| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
