Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning
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==System Errors== | ==System Errors== | ||
| - | The '''System Error''' screen appears whenever Strong Bad's computer crashes. It is | + | The '''System Error''' screen appears whenever Strong Bad's computer crashes. It is a direct reference to the [[Wikipedia:Blue screen of death|blue screen of death]] that appears on Windows computers. |
===Flagrant System Error=== | ===Flagrant System Error=== | ||
[[Image:flagrant system error 2.PNG|thumb|150px|"What the... Where did all my emails go?"]] | [[Image:flagrant system error 2.PNG|thumb|150px|"What the... Where did all my emails go?"]] | ||
| + | '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]] | ||
| + | *Email [[50 emails]] | ||
| + | *[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]] | ||
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#455fd8; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br /> | <blockquote class="email" style="background:#455fd8; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br /> | ||
<br /> | <br /> | ||
| - | + | The system is down. I dunno what <br /> | |
| - | + | you did, moron, but you sure <br /> | |
| + | screwed everything up good.</blockquote> | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
===Computer Over Notification=== | ===Computer Over Notification=== | ||
[[Image:flagrant system error.PNG|thumb|150px|"Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!"]] | [[Image:flagrant system error.PNG|thumb|150px|"Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!"]] | ||
| + | '''Computer:''' Compy 386 | ||
| + | *Email [[virus]] | ||
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#455fd8;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br /> | <blockquote class="email" style="background:#455fd8;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br /> | ||
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Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote> | Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote> | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
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===Flamboyant System Error=== | ===Flamboyant System Error=== | ||
[[Image:Office Compy PuppetStuff.jpg|thumb|150px|"''Oh, great!''"]] | [[Image:Office Compy PuppetStuff.jpg|thumb|150px|"''Oh, great!''"]] | ||
| - | <blockquote class=" | + | '''Computer:''' [[Corpy NT6]] (puppet variation) |
| + | *[[Biz Cas Fri 1]] | ||
| + | <blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a5f90; text-align:center">Flamboyant System Error<br /> | ||
<br /> | <br /> | ||
3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News</blockquote> | 3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News</blockquote> | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
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===Teal Screen of Near Death=== | ===Teal Screen of Near Death=== | ||
[[Image:Tealscreenneardeath.PNG|thumb|150px|Oh, Child!]] | [[Image:Tealscreenneardeath.PNG|thumb|150px|Oh, Child!]] | ||
| + | '''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]] | ||
| + | *Email [[retirement]] | ||
<blockquote style="background: #06bfad; padding: 30px; width: 25em; margin: 0; border: none"> | <blockquote style="background: #06bfad; padding: 30px; width: 25em; margin: 0; border: none"> | ||
{| style="margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto" | {| style="margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto" | ||
| - | |<div style="border: 1px solid black"><p style="border-top: 2px solid white; border-left: 2px solid white; border-bottom: 2px solid #999; border-right: 2px solid #999; background: #CCC; color: black; font-size: 150%; text-align: center; line-height: 125%; margin: 0; padding: 0"><big>'''Oh, Child!'''</big> | + | |<div style="border: 1px solid black"><p style="border-top: 2px solid white; border-left: 2px solid white; border-bottom: 2px solid #999; border-right: 2px solid #999; background: #CCC; color: black; font-size: 150%; text-align: center; line-height: 125%; margin: 0; padding: 0"><big>[[Image:NO symbol red w-gray.png|50px|link=]]''' Oh, Child!'''[[Image:warning symbol yellow w-gray.png|50px|link=]]</big> |
<br>It's the Teal Screen<br> of Near Death! (TSoND) </p></div> | <br>It's the Teal Screen<br> of Near Death! (TSoND) </p></div> | ||
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===Temp Log Off/Out Error=== | ===Temp Log Off/Out Error=== | ||
[[Image:Temperror.PNG|thumb|150px|"Augh, gonna be a long one."]] | [[Image:Temperror.PNG|thumb|150px|"Augh, gonna be a long one."]] | ||
| - | <blockquote class="email" style="background:# | + | '''Computer:''' Corpy NT6 |
| + | *Email [[from work]] | ||
| + | <blockquote class="email" style="background:#0048b6; border-color:#E2E2E2; text-align:center"> | ||
{| cellspacing="0" style="border:1px solid white; color:white; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto" | {| cellspacing="0" style="border:1px solid white; color:white; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto" | ||
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===Fake Fragrant System Error=== | ===Fake Fragrant System Error=== | ||
[[Image:compe error.png|thumb|150px|i joké]] | [[Image:compe error.png|thumb|150px|i joké]] | ||
| - | <blockquote class="email" style="background:# | + | '''Computer:''' [[Compé]] |
| + | *[[Compy Catalog]] | ||
| + | <blockquote class="email" style="background:#0000dc; border-color:#E2E2E2; text-align:center"> | ||
FRAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR | FRAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR | ||
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<br>Your brand new computer is bloke. | <br>Your brand new computer is bloke. | ||
| + | <br /> | ||
<br>Please prepare to wait on hold | <br>Please prepare to wait on hold | ||
<br>with tech support for several hours. | <br>with tech support for several hours. | ||
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<br>The current tech support smugness | <br>The current tech support smugness | ||
<br>level is RED. | <br>level is RED. | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
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==Strong Bad's Computers Exploding== | ==Strong Bad's Computers Exploding== | ||
| - | [[Image:sbemail33.PNG|thumb|YOUR TANDY A SPLODE]] | + | [[Image:sbemail33.PNG|thumb|YOUR TANDY [[A SPLODE]]]] |
| - | Some of Strong Bad's | + | Some of Strong Bad's computers are also known to [[Explosions|explode]], whether spontaneously or by outside forces. Probably the most famous of these explosions was the first explosion of the [[Tandy 400]], which was later fixed (though it still had some malfunctions afterward). |
===Appearances=== | ===Appearances=== | ||
| - | *Email [[gimmicks]] ([[Tandy]]; this is shown again in a flashback in [[personal favorites]] and [[ | + | *Email [[gimmicks]] ([[Tandy]]; this is shown again in a flashback in [[personal favorites]] and [[hremail 3184]]) |
| - | *Email [[invisibility]] (Tandy | + | *Email [[invisibility]] (Tandy, as shown in flashback in [[hremail 3184]]) |
| - | *Email [[virus]] (Compy; not in the original | + | *Email [[virus]] (Compy; not in the original but shown in a flashback in [[hremail 3184]], exploded when Bubs shot a hole in it) |
*[[Biz Cas Fri 3]] (Corpy NT6, puppet style) | *[[Biz Cas Fri 3]] (Corpy NT6, puppet style) | ||
| - | *Email [[retirement]] (Tandy; Compy, while in [[Strong Mad]]'s mouth) | + | *Email [[retirement]] (Tandy, purposely destroyed by Strong Bad and Homestar; Compy, while in [[Strong Mad]]'s mouth) |
| - | *Email [[ | + | *Email [[hremail 3184]] ([[Lappy]]; purposely destroyed by Strong Bad through use of a self-destruct button) |
==Miscellaneous Malfunctions== | ==Miscellaneous Malfunctions== | ||
| - | [[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb| | + | [[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|150px|That is not a small number!]] |
Strong Bad's computers often have various malfunctions, sometimes involving [[gimmicks|explosions]] or [[The Virus|viruses]]. | Strong Bad's computers often have various malfunctions, sometimes involving [[gimmicks|explosions]] or [[The Virus|viruses]]. | ||
===Appearances=== | ===Appearances=== | ||
| - | *Email [[sisters]] | + | *Email [[sisters]] {{--}} The Tandy spontaneously deletes Strong Bad's email, then saves another email when Strong Bad tries to delete it. |
| - | *Email [[virus]] | + | *Email [[virus]] {{--}} The Compy refuses to delete the virus email, reports more than 400,000 viruses, then blue-screens before the contents of the screen pour onto the carpet. |
| - | + | {{clear}} | |
==The Paper== | ==The Paper== | ||
| - | Following 172 emails of service, [[The Paper]] and its printer fell from an [[Hammerspace|unknown location]] above Strong Bad, breaking it as predicted in the email [[montage]]. After a few moments of reminiscing, Strong Bad burned the paper, in accordance with its last wishes. It was almost immediately replaced by an inkjet printer and the [[New Paper]]. The Paper came back in [[email thunder]] to beat up the New Paper, but since it got burned, its current fate is unknown. In [[ | + | [[File:Strong Bad lamenting The Paper.png|thumb|150px|"wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy."]] |
| + | Following 172 emails of service, [[The Paper]] and its printer fell from an [[Hammerspace|unknown location]] above Strong Bad, breaking it as predicted in the email [[montage]]. After a few moments of reminiscing, Strong Bad burned the paper, in accordance with its last wishes. It was almost immediately replaced by an inkjet printer and the [[New Paper]]. The Paper came back in [[email thunder]] to beat up the New Paper, but since it got burned, its current fate is unknown. In [[hremail 3184]], the Lappy's explosion destroyed one of the Papers, but it's unknown for sure which one. | ||
===Appearances=== | ===Appearances=== | ||
*Email [[the paper]] | *Email [[the paper]] | ||
| - | *Email [[ | + | *Email [[hremail 3184]] |
| - | + | {{clear}} | |
| + | {{StrongBadEmailInfo}} | ||
[[Category:Electronics running gags]][[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]] | [[Category:Electronics running gags]][[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]] | ||
Current revision as of 22:03, 26 March 2024
Nearly every computer that Strong Bad has owned has malfunctioned at some point, and they have done so in some famously tragic ways, most often with a Flagrant System Error or by exploding (the latter ending the computer's run to be replaced by a newer, better, but still obsolete version).
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[edit] System Errors
The System Error screen appears whenever Strong Bad's computer crashes. It is a direct reference to the blue screen of death that appears on Windows computers.
[edit] Flagrant System Error
Computer: Compy 386
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
The system is down. I dunno what
you did, moron, but you sure
screwed everything up good.
[edit] Computer Over Notification
Computer: Compy 386
- Email virus
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes.
[edit] Flamboyant System Error
Computer: Corpy NT6 (puppet variation)
Flamboyant System Error
3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News
[edit] Teal Screen of Near Death
Computer: Lappy 486
- Email retirement
Oh, Child!
It's the Teal Screen
of Near Death! (TSoND)
[edit] Temp Log Off/Out Error
Computer: Corpy NT6
- Email from work
TEMP LOG OFF/OUT ERROR
gonna work here again!
[edit] Fake Fragrant System Error
Computer: Compé
FRAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
Your brand new computer is bloke.
Please prepare to wait on hold
with tech support for several hours.
The current tech support smugness
level is RED.
[edit] Strong Bad's Computers Exploding
Some of Strong Bad's computers are also known to explode, whether spontaneously or by outside forces. Probably the most famous of these explosions was the first explosion of the Tandy 400, which was later fixed (though it still had some malfunctions afterward).
[edit] Appearances
- Email gimmicks (Tandy; this is shown again in a flashback in personal favorites and hremail 3184)
- Email invisibility (Tandy, as shown in flashback in hremail 3184)
- Email virus (Compy; not in the original but shown in a flashback in hremail 3184, exploded when Bubs shot a hole in it)
- Biz Cas Fri 3 (Corpy NT6, puppet style)
- Email retirement (Tandy, purposely destroyed by Strong Bad and Homestar; Compy, while in Strong Mad's mouth)
- Email hremail 3184 (Lappy; purposely destroyed by Strong Bad through use of a self-destruct button)
[edit] Miscellaneous Malfunctions
Strong Bad's computers often have various malfunctions, sometimes involving explosions or viruses.
[edit] Appearances
- Email sisters — The Tandy spontaneously deletes Strong Bad's email, then saves another email when Strong Bad tries to delete it.
- Email virus — The Compy refuses to delete the virus email, reports more than 400,000 viruses, then blue-screens before the contents of the screen pour onto the carpet.
[edit] The Paper
Following 172 emails of service, The Paper and its printer fell from an unknown location above Strong Bad, breaking it as predicted in the email montage. After a few moments of reminiscing, Strong Bad burned the paper, in accordance with its last wishes. It was almost immediately replaced by an inkjet printer and the New Paper. The Paper came back in email thunder to beat up the New Paper, but since it got burned, its current fate is unknown. In hremail 3184, the Lappy's explosion destroyed one of the Papers, but it's unknown for sure which one.
[edit] Appearances
- Email the paper
- Email hremail 3184
