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'''Albuquerque''' is a song by American comedy musician '''{{w|"Weird Al" Yankovic}}'''. It was released in 1999 on the {{w|Running with Scissors ("Weird Al" Yankovic album)|Running With Scissors}} album. The song is 11 minutes and 23 seconds long, making it the longest song Al has ever recorded.
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''[[They Might Be Giants]], 2001'':''
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<blockquote>''Hey, hovering sombrero, gently waving in the air above the meadow.''</blockquote>
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Hey everypeople, I'm HoveringSombrero. I absolutely ''love'' Homestar Runner. So much, it's almost unhealthy! (Just kidding, well, maybe.) It's my favourite web-series on the Internet (not that there's any competition.) You'll usually see me adding the newest [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram posts]] and [[@StrongBadActual|Tweets]]. Also I has a [[User:HoveringSombrero/Sandbox|sandbox]]. If you need to talk to me, I suggest you do it on my [[User talk:HoveringSombrero|talk page!]]
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Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
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Living in a box under the stairs
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In the corner of the basement of the house
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Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
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You know the place
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Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
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Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
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My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
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Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut
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Every single morning
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It was driving me crazy
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I said to my mom
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I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
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And my dear, sweet mother
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She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
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And she leaned right down next to me
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And she said "It's good for you"
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And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
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And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut
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Until I was twenty six and a half years old
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That's when I swore that someday
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Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
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Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
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And the towels are oh so fluffy
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Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
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And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
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Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah
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Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
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Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
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To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
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I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
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That's right, a first class one-way ticket to
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Albuquerque
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Albuquerque
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Oh yeah
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You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
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And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
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Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women
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With excruciatingly severe body odor
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And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
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The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
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And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
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And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
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And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
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And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
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Except for me
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You know why?
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'Cause I had my tray table up
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And my seat back in the full upright position
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Had my tray table up
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And my seat back in the full upright position
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Had my tray table up
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And my seat back in the full upright position
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Ah ha ha ha
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Ah ha ha
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Ah
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So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
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I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
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Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
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And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
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And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
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But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
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Where the towels are oh so fluffy
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And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
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It's OK, they're clean
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Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
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And I turned on the SpectraVision
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And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
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That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door
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Well now, who could that be?
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I say "Who is it?"
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No answer
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"Who is it?"
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"Who is it?"
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"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
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I'll tell you what it said
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It said
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"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
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"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
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"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
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"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
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In Albuquerque
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Albuquerque
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I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
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I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
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I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
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He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
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I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
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He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
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I said "You got any apple fritters?"
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He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
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I said "You got any bear claws?"
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He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
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"No, we're outta bear claws"
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I said "Well, in that case, in that case, what do you have?"
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They were tearin' me apart
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You know, I think it was just about that time
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That a little ditty started goin' through my head
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I believe it went a little something like this
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Doh
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Get 'em off me
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Get 'em off me
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Oh
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No, get 'em off, get 'em off
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Oh, oh God, oh God
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Oh, get 'em off me
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Oh, oh God
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Ah, aah, aah
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Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
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Like a constipated wiener dog
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I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me
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She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
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We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
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The world was our burrito
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So we got married and we bought us a house
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And had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly
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But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
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She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
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I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby"
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"I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment"
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So we broke up and I never saw her again
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But that's just the way things go
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In Albuquerque
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Albuquerque
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Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
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Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
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That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
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I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire out with my face
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Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
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I was gettin' a lot of attitude
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Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
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Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
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When I see this guy Marty
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Tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
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So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
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And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
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"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"
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So I did
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And then he gets all indignant on me
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He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
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Well, that's just great
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How was I supposed to know that?
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I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
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Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy
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So what's he complaining about?
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Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
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This guy comes up to me on the street
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And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
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You know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation
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Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
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Anyway, um, um, where was I?
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Kinda lost my train of thought
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Uh, well, uh, OK
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Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
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But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
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I hate sauerkraut
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That's all I'm really tryin' to say
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And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
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Full of loathing and self-doubt
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And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
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At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
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Somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours
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There's still a little place called
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Albuquerque
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Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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I said "A" (A)
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"L" (L)
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"B" (B)
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"U" (U)
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"Querque" (querque)
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albuquerque
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==Fun Facts==
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I came across Homestar in 2018, maybe? I overheard my mom showing my brother this weird video about some guy drawing a dragon. I was intrigued and then, I watched the toon myself, and loved it. That night, my entire family sat down and watched a bunch of Homestar cartoons on YouTube on the TV, such as [[techno]], [[Everybody to the Limit]], [[Fish Eye Lens]]. Then I kinda sorta became obsessed. I knew it was a website, but I wasn't really interested in that, because all those cartoons and sbemails were right there on YouTube (or so I thought.) Then in 2021, I decided to type "[[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]" into my computer and I came across the website, and I fell in love with not just the toons but the games,[[User:HoveringSombrero/secret| ]] clickity-clickity easter eggs, and other fun things that could be only found on a website dot com!
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===Trivia===
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*Al wrote this song mainly to annoy the listeners, and make it feel like an odyssey to finish it. He never expected the song
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*Elements of the song, especially the donut bit may have been taken from an early unreleased Al song, [[YouTube:GofS_wNQGgk|I'm Stupid Blues]].
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===Remarks===
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==Cartoon recommendation of the <s>week</s> whenever==
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*At the end of the song, faint laughter can be heard. Al spoke of this on the [https://www.weirdal.com/archives/miscellaneous/ask-al/ Ask Al] section on his website:
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Schedule = very no. (archive of all recommendations [[User:HoveringSombrero/Recommendation Archive|here]].)
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<blockquote>That's Jim West laughing - I thought it would be a good way to end the album. He's cracking up because of the stupid chord he played at the end of the song.</blockquote>
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{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]] #80: '''[[stunt double]]''' {{watch|sbemails/80-stunt-double}}
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===Live Performances===
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==My proudest moment==
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*In live performances, Al extends the donut bit quite far.
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I have actually appeared on the website! What? Don’t believe me? I have [[HR:toons/fan-stumes-2021|bona-fide proof]]!
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*This song was first played live on [https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/weird-al-yankovic/1999/kiva-auditorium-albuquerque-nm-bd37d46.html October 8, 1999]. The main set was the normal ''Touring with Scissors'' setlist but after {{w|Yoda (song)|Yoda}}, the band came back out and did several Albuquerque fake-outs before performing the actual song, including:
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**{{w|"Weird Al" Yankovic (album)|Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung}}
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File:Shoulder shoomps 2.jpg
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**{{w|(They Long to Be) Close to You}} by {{w|Burt Bacharach}}
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File:Shoulder shoomps.png
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**An upbeat {{w|Randy Newman}} pastiche about Albuquerque.
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**{{w|Wipe Out (instrumental)|Wipe Out}} by {{w|The Surfaris}} played in four different keys
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*In 2007-2008 for the ''Straight Outta Lynwood Tour'', the song was played as the encore.
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*Whenever this song was performed during the 2022-2023 ''Unfortunate Return of the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent Ill-Advised Vanity Tour'', Al would stop the song and apologize for using the word "hermaphrodite;"
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<blockquote>I should probably stop here and apologize for using the word "hermaphrodite." Uh, I realize it's considered a slur these days, and that was obviously not my intent. When I wrote this song in the early 90s, it was more{{--}}it was my impression at least that it was a technical medical term. Basically, okay, all I'm trying to say here is this particular character just happens to have both male and female reproductive organs, as well as a Flock of Seagulls haircut and, uh, one nostril, that's all I was trying to [say].</blockquote>
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===Real-World References===
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Also, I solved a crucial part of [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|Gfdgsgxgzgdrc]]'s 2023 April Fools' riddle as you probably noticed from my userboxes, and was awarded this ribbon by [[User:The Knights Who Say Ni|The Knights Who Say Ni]]:
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*This song is a style parody of "Dick's Automotive" by {{w|The Rugburns}}.
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File:notlast.png
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==External Links==
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==Some of my biggest contributions==
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*[[YouTube:ooI3u4uzEss|Listen to the song]]
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===Page creation===
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*[[YouTube:drhavvSxVZ0|Watch a live performance of the song]]
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*[[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer]]
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*[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2023 May]]
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*[[iMessage Stickers]]
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*[[First Spoken Lines]]
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*[[In Search of the Yello Dello Character Variations]]
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (running gag)]]
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*[[Happy 20th Trogday!]]
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*[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2023]]
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*[[Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer]]
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*[[Marzipan Taking Care of Food As If It Were a Child]] (may it rest in peace)
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*[[Come On, Fhqwhpods! - A Homestar Runner Podcast]]
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===Transcriptions===
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*[[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer]]
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*{{postref|1611479851357163522|6|Jan|2023}} (yes it IS a Tweet but it's LOOONG)
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*[[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] (partial)
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===Images I have uploaded===
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File:TwitterFullyVoiced.jpg
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File:InstagramStuntDoubleDeathTech.jpg
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File:20TrogdorDrawing.png
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File:Twitter Corned Beef Flavoured Shamrock Mallows.jpg
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File:Twitter Meh I Take Your Order.jpg
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File:Twitter Jefferson Perducciplane.png
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File:heavensijusthate.PNG
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File:Twitter Takin a Break 2023.jpg
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File:Instagram Mondurday.jpg
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File:Mobile Sbemail Glitch.png
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File:Index Bar.png
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File:Coach Z Yello Dello New.png
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File:Shoulder shoomps.png
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File:They Might Be Giants 2018.jpg
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File:TwitterJustWalkAwayMother.jpg
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File:TwitterSharkToothDethemberween.jpg
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File:Burninate the Barnyard.jpg
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File:DecemberweenventDay21.png
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File:Instagram3DTrogdor.jpg
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File:InstagramDangeresqueUnsolved.jpg
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File:Put that freaking sandwich down.jpg
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File:Puppet Perducci.jpg
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File:Puppet Cutesy Buttons.jpg
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File:Puppet Killing-You-Guy.jpg
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File:Twitter Old Computer Sbemail Menus pic.jpg
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File:Fhqwhpods.jpg
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File:Linnell Homsar.jpg
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File:Shoulder shoomps 2.jpg
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</gallery>
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==Homestar quotes that have affected my dialect (in order of release...order)==
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*[[A Jorb Well Done|Great jorb]]
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*[[Everybody to the Limit|Why you always jocking me? Trying to play like, you know me!]]
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*[[comic|Well I'd really appriciate it if you proofread your emails before you sent them to me]]
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*[[monster truck|SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY]]
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*[[monster truck|Let's do this like Brutus!]]
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*[[interview|I was raised by a cup of coffee]]
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*[[crazy cartoon|I can do it…I can do it nine times]]
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*[[Everybody Knows It|You gotta work out twice a day, you gotta do the best you can]]
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*[[animal|Do you know the times?]]
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*[[Fall Float Parade|You say tomato, I zader matermorts]]
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*[[4 branches|Sweet genius, that hurt]]
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*[[A Death Defying Decemberween|Mm, that's some good Jones]]
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*[[Where U Goin' 2?|THAT'S REDUNDANT!]]
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*[[Fish Eye Lens|Waughmp waughmp]]
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*[[the next april fools' thing|YOU CAN DO IT, STRONG MAD! YOU CAN TALK TO ORANGE JUICE!!!]]
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*[[X 'em up]]
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==My top 10 [[Strong Bad Email|sbemails]]==
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*10. [[isp]]
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*9. [[parenting]]
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*8. [[slumber party]]
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*7. [[dragon]]
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*6. [[sibbie]]
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*5. [[radio]]
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*4. [[pet show]]
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*3. [[caffeine]]
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*2. [[virus]]
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*1. [[independent]]
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===My top 5 [[:Category:Tandy 400 Emails|Tandy 400]] [[Strong Bad Email|sbemails]]===
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*5. [[gimmicks]]
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*4. [[trevor the vampire]]
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*3. [[sb_email 22]]
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*2. [[spring cleaning]]
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*1. [[guitar]]
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===My top 5 [[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy 386]] [[Strong Bad Email|sbemails]]===
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*5. [[techno]]
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*4. [[dragon]]
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*3. [[sibbie]]
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*2. [[caffeine]]
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*1. [[virus]]
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===My top 5 [[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy 486]] [[Strong Bad Email|sbemails]]===
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*5. [[coloring]]
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*4. [[isp]]
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*3. [[slumber party]]
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*2. [[radio]]
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*1. [[pet show]]
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==Other Internet people/channels I enjoy==
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*[https://www.instagram.com/thetinychefshow/ The Tiny Chef]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/@jacksfilms Jacksfilms]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/@GameGrumps Game Grumps]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/ERB Epic Rap Battles of History]
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**[https://www.youtube.com/nicepeter Nice Peter]
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**[https://www.youtube.com/@EpicLLOYD EpicLLOYD]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/@JackSucksAtLife JackSucksAtLife]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/@RyanGeorge Ryan George]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/@danielthrasher Daniel Thrasher]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/@SteveTerreberry Stevie T]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/@TomSka TomSka]
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**[https://www.youtube.com/@eddache Eddache]
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==Musical interests==
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This also includes fictional bands.
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*[[They Might Be Giants]]
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*"Weird Al" Yankovic
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*[[The Beatles]]
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*Ninja Sex Party
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*[[Metallica]]
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*[[Limozeen]]
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*Rush
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*Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
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*Flight of the Conchords
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*Elton John
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*[[sloshy]]
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*Michael Jackson
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*Mother Mother
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*Queen

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They Might Be Giants, 2001:

Hey, hovering sombrero, gently waving in the air above the meadow.

Hey everypeople, I'm HoveringSombrero. I absolutely love Homestar Runner. So much, it's almost unhealthy! (Just kidding, well, maybe.) It's my favourite web-series on the Internet (not that there's any competition.) You'll usually see me adding the newest Instagram posts and Tweets. Also I has a sandbox. If you need to talk to me, I suggest you do it on my talk page!

I came across Homestar in 2018, maybe? I overheard my mom showing my brother this weird video about some guy drawing a dragon. I was intrigued and then, I watched the toon myself, and loved it. That night, my entire family sat down and watched a bunch of Homestar cartoons on YouTube on the TV, such as techno, Everybody to the Limit, Fish Eye Lens. Then I kinda sorta became obsessed. I knew it was a website, but I wasn't really interested in that, because all those cartoons and sbemails were right there on YouTube (or so I thought.) Then in 2021, I decided to type "homestarrunner.com" into my computer and I came across the website, and I fell in love with not just the toons but the games, clickity-clickity easter eggs, and other fun things that could be only found on a website dot com!

Contents

[edit] Cartoon recommendation of the week whenever

Schedule = very no. (archive of all recommendations here.) 

 Strong Bad Email #80: stunt double watch

[edit] My proudest moment

I have actually appeared on the website! What? Don’t believe me? I have bona-fide proof!

Also, I solved a crucial part of Gfdgsgxgzgdrc's 2023 April Fools' riddle as you probably noticed from my userboxes, and was awarded this ribbon by The Knights Who Say Ni:

[edit] Some of my biggest contributions

[edit] Page creation

[edit] Transcriptions

[edit] Images I have uploaded

[edit] Homestar quotes that have affected my dialect (in order of release...order)

[edit] My top 10 sbemails

[edit] My top 5 Tandy 400 sbemails

[edit] My top 5 Compy 386 sbemails

[edit] My top 5 Lappy 486 sbemails

[edit] Other Internet people/channels I enjoy

[edit] Musical interests

This also includes fictional bands.

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