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=Rig Rug=
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=210 Seconds (Rough Estimate)=
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[[File:RigRug.png|thumb|"Now with 30% less raids by the Feds!"]]
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''(The entirety of [[160 Seconds]], but with "160" in the intro replaced with "210")''
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'''Rig Rug''' is a game mentioned throughout [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]]. If an item is used on the rug in the triungulate version of [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]], [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] will say he doesn't need to rig the rug with that, but that he would like to play some Rig Rug.
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The game plays a major part in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]], in which a suspiciously [[Homeschool Winner]]-like silhouette can be seen through a bar window, playing the game on an [[Stand-up Arcade Games|arcade machine]]. Dangeresque tells them to press the Player 2 button on the stage select screen, which shuts the game off and alerts the Feds. This is necessary to shut off all the power in the bar, allowing the electrician (played by [[Strong Sad]]) to finish repairing a fuse.
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[[4 branches]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Chinese b-
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In the postgame sequence of [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]], [[Dangeresque Too]] can find the home console version of Rig Rug, giving a description of the game: "Help Handyman Jorge renovate vintage homes by tearing up rugs before the evil [[Robots|General Contractor-Bot]] blands things up with beige paint and wall to wall carpeting." Handyman Jorge is depicted as a bearded [[Normal-Human Characters|human]] with a backwards green cap.
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[[the chair]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Class!
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On {{prs|1700549619514552325|9|Sep|2023|alt=September 9, 2023}}, the [[@StrongBadActual]] account posted a video of a playable Rig Rug that was considered for a future [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] update.
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[[what i want]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Forgettably precious.
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The game has a pixelated style resembling the games of [[Videlectrix]], but their logo is absent from the box, leaving their involvement unconfirmed. The title is a reference to [[Namco]]'s ''{{w|Dig Dug}}''.
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[[looking old]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Up to your chin right
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<nowiki>[[Category:Games]]</nowiki>
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[[strong badathlon]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To the wrong athletes
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=Jez Swanson=
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[[unnatural]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Kill him? '''STRONG SAD:''' We do-
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[[File:TwitterJezzamonnOrigins.jpg|thumb|"It all started with a brave little tweet!"]]
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[[File:UnusedRobot.gif|thumb|left|BounceBot]]
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'''Jez Swanson''' is a software engineer, and the main programmer of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]'s [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|level 10 update]]. He is also credited alongside [[the Brothers Chaps]] for level 10 development and additional music.
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In September 2017, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account {{prs|906297547584569344|8|Sep|2017|alt=posted an animated GIF of "Stinkoman level 10 relic[s]"}} featuring multiple enemy sprites. Jez Swanson ({{@|jezzamonn}}) responded to this Tweet, volunteering to code the rest of the game, to which @StrongBadActual replied "{{prs|906354200963112960|8|Sep|2017|alt=You better watch out or Videlectrix gone hire you! How do you feel about Actionscript 1.terrible?}}". Swanson replied that he was familiar with {{wp|ActionScript}}, and went on to become the official programmer of level 10.
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[[the movies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -tuce. Throw
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In April 2018, Jez Swanson made a GIF of [[Stinkoman]] punching a picture of [[Bubs]] (referencing [[the next april fools thing]]). @StrongBadActual {{prs|982586862241042432|7|Apr|2018|alt=Tweeted the GIF}}, thanking Swanson and telling him to "get back to work on level 10".
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[[your funeral]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Abraham Lincoln
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Upon the level's release in December 2020, @StrongBadActual gave a "{{prs|1340869543833595905|20|Dec|2020|alt=huge shoutout to [Jez's] incredible patience, programming, development, and actionscript archaeology}}".
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[[from work]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -veges. It helps
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The player character from Swanson's Flash game ''[https://www.deviantart.com/jezzamon/art/BounceBot-364619815 BounceBot]'' can be found as an [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#bouncebot|unused enemy]] within the files of Stinkoman 20X6's level 10 update.
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[[rough copy]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' -tellectual property.
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==External Links==
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[[underlings]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Get Mrs. Hard-
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*[https://www.jezzamon.com/ Jez Swanson's website]
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<nowiki>[[Category:People]]</nowiki>
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[[more armies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Saaay
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[[the paper]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Doesn't quite
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=Colin McInerney=
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[[mini-golf]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' In this infernal pl-
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[[File:TwitterAllHamsOnDeckPig.jpg|thumb|"I spotted this incredibly HAMdsome pig in {{@|tbbgco}}'s game All Hams On Deck!"]]
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'''Colin McInerney''' is a game designer and developer who has collaborated with [[The Brothers Chaps]] on multiple occasions.
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In September 2018, Strong Bad Tweeted at {{w|Owlchemy Labs}} (McInerney's studio at the time) {{prs|1042153439638302720|18|Sep|2018|alt=proposing a "VR train-dropping simulator"}}. McInerney ({{@|ColinMcInerror}}) responded, asking Strong Bad to contact him for any more questions, and [[twitter:ColinMcInerror/status/1042435818336473088|suggesting a VR]] [[StrongBadZone]]. Strong Bad responded with {{prs|1043162493118541825|21|Sep|2018|alt=StrongBadZone 3D models}}.
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[[concert]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. They're a
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McInerney designed and programmed the VR game ''[https://colinmcinerney.itch.io/eye-eye-capn Eye, Eye, Cap'n!]'' in 24 hours for the [https://itch.io/jam/vr-austin-jam-2018 VR Austin Jam in November 2018]; [[Matt Chapman]] provided the voice for Cap'n Capman, whose name alludes to "Chapman". @StrongBadActual {{prs|1065595824468570112|22|Nov|2018|alt=promoted the game}}, noting the voice's similarity to [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]. In Owlchemy Labs' 2019 game [https://vacationsimulatorgame.com/ Vacation Simulator], Matt is again listed among the voice cast. In {{prs|1219062516548063232|19|Jan|2020|alt=January 2020}}, and again in {{prs|1308780684304146432|23|Sep|2020|alt=September 2020}}, @StrongBadActual promoted ''[https://www.lars-olson.com/all-hams-on-deck No Hams On Deck]'', a mobile game by McInerney's new studio [[twitter:TBBGCO|The Bread & Butter Game Co]]. In this game, Matt's voice clips from ''Eye, Eye, Cap'n'' are re-used, and [[Mike Chapman]] voices Hog Bad, a pig who looks like [[Strong Bad]].
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[[hygiene]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' No matter what he does.
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In October 2020, Colin appeared as a guest on the Homestar Runner fan podcast "[https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods Come On, Fhqwhpods!]", on the episodes for [https://www.spreaker.com/user/16768079/046-wheres-the-cheat Where's The Cheat?] and [https://www.spreaker.com/user/16768079/047-sbemail-band-names band names].
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[[original]]: '''BUBS:''' B'zuh!
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In December 2020, Colin McInerney was credited as a playtester for the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|tenth level]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]. Strong Bad thanked him in a {{prs|1340869551299448834|20|Dec|2020|alt=Tweet}}, proclaiming "No one else would have so bravely waded into testing a 15 year old web game for a dead media player!!"
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[[bike thief]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Side of this couch
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He was credited as a [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] programmer in August 2023. On his website, he elaborates: "I provided general {{w|Unity (game engine)|Unity}}/programming assistance, and was responsible for creating a custom dialogue box manager that sat on top of [https://adventurecreator.org/ Adventure Creator]. This allowed me to re-add features like special graphics for thinking textboxes, positioning the little speech tags, and a bunch of other fun tweakable things to make sure the text boxes were buttery-smooth."
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[[pizza joint]]: '''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:''' It burns!
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==External Links==
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[[slumber party]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Can you guys start
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[[web comics]]: '''TAKE DAGGER:''' Hiya
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[[business trip]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Units? '''STRONG BAD:''' What
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=U.Z. Inu=
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[[yes wrestling]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' The power... of
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'''U.Z. Inu''' is the composer credited for [[Stinkoman 20X6]]'s [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|tenth level]]. They contributed three tracks: the level theme (a remix of [[Stinkoman Level 1]]), [[Z Sabre]]'s boss theme (a remix of the standard boss theme), and [[Mecha-Trogador]]'s boss theme (a remix combining Stinkoman Level 1 and [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]). Curiously, while all of the other credited contributors were [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1340869543833595905|thanked in a Twitter thread]] following the level's release, U.Z. Inu has never been acknowledged outside of the game's credits sequence.
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==Connection to Toby Fox==
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[[diorama]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -lupe Hidalgo
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The name "U.Z. Inu" is likely a play on the Japanese localized name for the ''{{wp|Undertale}}'' character ''Annoying Dog'' (うざいイヌ, romanized as ''Uzai Inu''), which is often depicted as the avatar of developer and composer '''{{w|Toby Fox}}'''. The music uses a lot of Toby's signature composition habits and instrumentation, as well as sharing the same instrument samples that he would use in music for his games.
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Toby Fox is a fan of Homestar Runner, directly citing it as the inspiration for a scrapped attack in ''Undertale'' in which the player would have to [[mile|jump over a row of buses]]. Most notably, his game ''{{w|Deltarune}}'' contains a music group known as the "[[Game Sightings#Deltarune|Sweet Cap'n Cakes]]", a reference to [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]; one of its members [https://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/track/when-i-get-mad-i-dance-like-this plays a song very similar to the demo] that [[Casio Head Strong Bad]] plays.
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[[nightlife]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' More...more
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At the time of level 10's release, no trace of U.Z. Inu could be found online. This changed in 2022, when U.Z. Inu was credited a second time; this time as composer and lyricist for "I'm Your Treasure Box" by ''Houshou Marine'', a Japanese ''Vtuber'' which Toby has previously thanked for playing his game ''Undertale'' on stream. This song was made in collaboration with musician Camellia, who had collaborated with Toby Fox on multiple occasions.
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[[environment]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -pliant sticker!
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The secretive nature of the U.Z. Inu alias has since lead to hoaxes, such as a Toby Fox imitator using the name to release fan-made ''Deltarune'' music.
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[[winter pool]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' You're such a good
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[[fan club]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(screams)''
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[[pet show]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Potion. A taste
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=Rich Trott=
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[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) '''STRONG BAD:''' What's
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[[File:Dangeresque_SoundtrackCover.png|thumb|"Also included, expanded alternate arrangements and remixes of these songs by the great Rich Trott (Palace Family Steak House)."]]
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'''Rich Trott''' is a composer and playtester for [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]].
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Throughout December 2022, Rich Trott ({{@|trott}}) would Tweet {{w|A Charlie Brown Christmas}}-style versions of the daily songs from the [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]], most of which were Retweeted by [[@StrongBadActual]]. In May 2023, Strong Bad Tweeted a jazz/funk remix of the theme from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] as a teaser for [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]; he then Retweeted Trott's remix of this song, and challenged him to {{prs|1662909062034407429|28|May|2023|alt="jazz-interpret" a "little song I made up as I was reading the instructions for this shelf"}}. Trott responded with multiple covers of the song.
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[[buried]]: '''BUBS:''' Is! '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh
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In August 2023, Rich Trott's [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] covers of [[Stave It Off]] and [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] were used in [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]]. The game's [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Soundtrack|soundtrack]] was released later that month, containing 13 new arrangements of the music by Rich Trott, in addition to the two tracks that were used in the game.
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[[shapeshifter]]: '''COACH Z:''' Coming to your concession
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[[rated]]: '''BUBS:''' Bake sale!
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*[https://palacefamilysteakhouse.bandcamp.com/ Rich Trott's Bandcamp page]
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[[specially marked]]: ''(The [[Deleted]] buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")''
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[[love poems]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Apples!
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=Tacos=
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[[hiding]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Coma!
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[[File:Jumble.PNG|thumb]]
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Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
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*Email [[50 Emails]] {{--}} One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s failed attempts at [[DELETED]] is "Del Taco", a restaurant.
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*Email [[caper]] {{--}} The solution to the jumble is "Un Taco".
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*Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] pays [[The Cheat]] in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
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*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who [[Coach Z]] apparently has a rivalry with.
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*Email [[pop-up]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad [[salad]], and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] advertises a "half-hearted taco meal". [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
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*[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
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*[[Hremail 7]] {{--}} One of the flavors of [[melonade]] is Taco Explosion.
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*[[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] {{--}} When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas,  they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeño.
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*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] (Triungulate version) {{--}} In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.
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*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{--}} The most rare and beautiful bird is called the '''[[Yello Dello]]'''.
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*[[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] {{--}} Homestar calls Strong Bad "'''Strong-o Bad-o'''".
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*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} The name of the fast food restaurant is called '''[[Blubb-O's]]'''.
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*[[Halloween Safety]] {{--}} Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is '''[[Ina-Pro-Pro]]'''.
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*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] {{--}} The Homestar Runner's gulps as '''gulpo''' and '''gulpamundo'''.
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*[[Halloween Hijinks]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests that the [[King of Town]] dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a '''no-brain-o.'''
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*[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]] {{--}} '''Deflato-head''' Strong Bad and '''decapitato-head''' Strong Sad each sold separately.
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*[[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] {{--}} Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is '''Provisional Accept-o''' and '''Roboto Accept-o'''.
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**The Wingzz Hutt offers '''Facemelto''' sauce.
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**A generic error message is '''Loopto Rodoopto'''.
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**The statue with two shields is named '''Homestarmero''' Duplicishield.
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[[email thunder]]: ''(Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)''
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=The King of Town's Health Problems=
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{{nophoto}}
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
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*[[Halloween Potion Ma-Jig]] {{--}} He and the [[Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
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*[[Strong Badia the Free] {{--}} The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
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*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} [[Perducci]] tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
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*[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.
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[[imaginary]]: '''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' -ti! I'd like you to meet
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=Jank=
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[[independent]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Solid gold sc-
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*Email [[caffeine]] {{--}} After [[Strong Sad]] suffers a caffeine crash, [[Coach Z]] says that Strong Sad was trying to jank him.
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*[[Costume Commercial]] {{--}} A trick-or-treating Homestar Runner incorrectly refers to homeowner Strong Bad as "Mrs. Jankroe".
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*[[April Fools 2014]] {{--}} Discovering that the Windows System Sound downloads are out of date, [[Strong Bad]] says he should update that jank.
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*[[SBCG4AP Playthrough]] {{--}} Because of Kickstarter, Strong Bad says they can do all sorts of crazy jank, like a crowdsourced [[Peasant's Quest]] speedrun.
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[[videography]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(chuckles)''
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[[sbemail206]]: '''ANNOUNCER:''' For all your consummate
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[[too cool]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Mysteriously with no return
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[[The Next April Fools Thing]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -low lives, and this
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[[parenting]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I've got this seven-
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[[robots]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -es? Just make someth-
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{{film|Suudsu}} {{film|Jhonka}} {{film|Stop sign}}

Current revision as of 20:36, 25 November 2025

[edit] 210 Seconds (Rough Estimate)

(The entirety of 160 Seconds, but with "160" in the intro replaced with "210")

4 branches: HOMESTAR: Chinese b-

the chair: STRONG BAD: Class!

what i want: MARZIPAN: Forgettably precious.

looking old: MARZIPAN: Up to your chin right

strong badathlon: STRONG BAD: To the wrong athletes

unnatural: STRONG BAD: Kill him? STRONG SAD: We do-

the movies: HOMESTAR: -tuce. Throw

your funeral: HOMESTAR: Abraham Lincoln

from work: HOMESTAR: -veges. It helps

rough copy: STRONG SAD: -tellectual property.

underlings: STRONG BAD: Get Mrs. Hard-

more armies: HOMESTAR: Saaay

the paper: STRONG BAD: Doesn't quite

mini-golf: STRONG BAD: In this infernal pl-

concert: STRONG BAD: Nope. They're a

hygiene: STRONG BAD: No matter what he does.

original: BUBS: B'zuh!

bike thief: STRONG BAD: Side of this couch

pizza joint: MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME: It burns!

slumber party: STRONG BAD: Can you guys start

web comics: TAKE DAGGER: Hiya

business trip: THE KING OF TOWN: Units? STRONG BAD: What

yes wrestling: HOMESTAR: The power... of

diorama: STRONG BAD: -lupe Hidalgo

nightlife: HOMESTAR RUNNER: More...more

environment: STRONG BAD: -pliant sticker!

winter pool: HOMESTAR: You're such a good

fan club: STRONG BAD: (screams)

pet show: HOMESTAR: Potion. A taste

licensed: (Strong Bad slides) STRONG BAD: What's

buried: BUBS: Is! STRONG SAD: Uh

shapeshifter: COACH Z: Coming to your concession

rated: BUBS: Bake sale!

specially marked: (The Deleted buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")

love poems: HOMESTAR: Apples!

hiding: STRONG BAD: Coma!

your edge: STRONG BAD: Where'd you check?

magic trick: STRONG BAD: But now, not only does

being mean: HUNGRY SHARK: Makes me wanna

email thunder: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

hremail3184: COACH Z: Bad! I was gonna

imaginary: LIL' STRONG BAD: -ti! I'd like you to meet

independent: STRONG BAD: Solid gold sc-

dictionary: STRONG BAD: To Z

videography: STRONG BAD: (chuckles)

sbemail206: ANNOUNCER: For all your consummate

too cool: STRONG BAD: Mysteriously with no return

The Next April Fools Thing: STRONG BAD: -low lives, and this

parenting: THE KING OF TOWN: I've got this seven-

robots: STRONG BAD: -es? Just make someth-

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