Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues
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Just look me in the eye! Lady! <br> | Just look me in the eye! Lady! <br> | ||
Gimmie a dollar! <br> | Gimmie a dollar! <br> | ||
| - | Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! ''{camera moves to original position}'' <br> | + | Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! ''{the tempo speeds up, camera moves to original position}'' <br> |
I was a man! <br> | I was a man! <br> | ||
But now I'm a dude! <br> | But now I'm a dude! <br> | ||
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''{They Might Be Giants gradually stop playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}'' | ''{They Might Be Giants gradually stop playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}'' | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{not singing anymore}'' Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{not singing anymore}'' Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. ''{falls}'' |
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
Revision as of 21:27, 14 May 2006
Apple Juice Blues is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with They Might Be Giants and is exclusive to Everything Else, Volume 1 DVD.
Cast (in order of appearance): John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, Puppet Homestar "homeslice" Runner on vox
Running Time: 1:50
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No problems this time.
{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}
Apple juice...
Sassafras...
Peoples always askin' me,
"How d'you— how do you teach class?"
I say—
"Class is something you're born with,
It's not something, you can buy!" {Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}
Just look me in the eye! Lady!
Gimmie a dollar!
Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! {the tempo speeds up, camera moves to original position}
I was a man!
But now I'm a dude!
Oh yeah!
I was a fan!
A ceiling fan...
Man!
When you asked me to marry you, I said,
"What? I can't hear you, the TV's on."
{Camera starts to zoom into Linnel, then shifts to zoom into Linnel's hand}
That TV was on, way too loud!
I didn't hear you propose to me. {Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}
Lady,
My arm really, really hurts.
{They Might Be Giants gradually stop playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {not singing anymore} Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. {falls}
Fun Facts
- Homestar demonstrates yet again that he is unaware of his lack of visible arms.
- Though the phrase he says to indicate that could just be Matt's personal comment said through Homestar.
- "Gimme a dollar," is a fortune in Fortune Cookies.
- "Giving Me A Dollar" is also a class at CGNU.
