Teen Girl Squad Issue 9

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CHEERLEADER: okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person!
CHEERLEADER: okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person!
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THE UGLY ONE AND OLD PERSON: bye old person...
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THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS: bye old person...
CHEERLEADER: cuz now i'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
CHEERLEADER: cuz now i'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
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SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE: LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE: LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
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OLD PERSON: LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!!
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MR. PITTERS: LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!!
WHAT'S HER FACE: i've had my license for a year-
WHAT'S HER FACE: i've had my license for a year-
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{The Learners' Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}
{The Learners' Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}
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NARRATOR STRONG BAD: DRIVER'S ED'ED..DEAD
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: DRIVER'S ED'ED..DEAD
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SO AND SO: whoa, cheerleaders gone.
SO AND SO: whoa, cheerleaders gone.
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ALL 3 GIRLS: WE'RE FREE!
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MR. PITTERS: we're ointment!
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THE UGLY ONE: the tyranny is over!!
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{So and So reappears in her opening frame...}
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SO AND SO: i can overachieve like a bandit!
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{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg...}
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WHAT'S HER FACE: i can date science-fiction greg again!
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{...as well as the ugly one...who looks like a mess.}
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THE UGLY ONE: i can stop showering!!!!
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{...as well as MR. PITTERS...who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front.}
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MR. PITTERS: i can be a teen girl!
==Easter Eggs==
==Easter Eggs==
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==

Revision as of 05:28, 20 June 2005

The girls do funny things in TGS Issue 9.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One

Date: June 20, 2005

Running Time: M:SS

Page Title: Summatime Style!

Contents

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "backyard pool!" next to her} So and So {library!} What's Her Face {24 hour diner!} The Ugly One {parking deck?}

CHEERLEADER: okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person!

THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS: bye old person...

CHEERLEADER: cuz now i'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!

SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE: LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!

MR. PITTERS: LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!!

WHAT'S HER FACE: i've had my license for a year-

CHEERLEADER: stop saying words. here she comes now! {Learner's permit girl is driving really fast.}

LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL: 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock!

{The Learners' Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}


NARRATOR STRONG BAD: DRIVER'S ED'ED..DEAD

CHEERLEADER: owww, my entire life!

SO AND SO: whoa, cheerleaders gone.

ALL 3 GIRLS: WE'RE FREE!

MR. PITTERS: we're ointment!

THE UGLY ONE: the tyranny is over!!

{So and So reappears in her opening frame...}

SO AND SO: i can overachieve like a bandit!

{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg...}

WHAT'S HER FACE: i can date science-fiction greg again!

{...as well as the ugly one...who looks like a mess.}

THE UGLY ONE: i can stop showering!!!!

{...as well as MR. PITTERS...who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front.}

MR. PITTERS: i can be a teen girl!

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