Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
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'''Date:''' October 10, 2005 | '''Date:''' October 10, 2005 | ||
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'''Page Title:''' Tenth Issue-versary! | '''Page Title:''' Tenth Issue-versary! | ||
Revision as of 15:02, 10 October 2005
The Teen Girl Squad celebrates The Ugly One's sweet someteen birthday in 24 great-smelling colors!
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Mighty Warrior, Coach, Olympic Man, Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters, Tompkins, Arrow'd Guy, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad
Date: October 10, 2005
Running Time: 3:34
Page Title: Tenth Issue-versary!
Transcript
STRONG BAD: TEEN GIRL SQUAD: TENTHENNIAL EXTRAVAGANZA! In 24 Great Smelly Colors! Cheerleader! {groovy grapefruit pink} So-and-so! {visicious violent violent} What's Her Face! {radacious bodadical razberry blue!} The Ugly One! {gnarly nursing home green}
{we open up to a school lunch table}
CHEERLEADER: lunchtime gals. now let's get ready to eat...
CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, WHAT'S HER FACE: NO FOOD!
SO-AND-SO: Eating lunch is for weirdos.
{The Ugly One walks on to the screen, with a tray of cafeteria food in her hand.}
THE UGLY ONE: holla grlfrndz. it's Corn and Corn Alone Day! {The Ugly One places the food on the table. Cut to a close-up of the corn. A small medieval warrior jumps out of the corn.}
WARRIOR: corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
THE UGLY ONE: so... who wants to come to my sweet someteen bash tonight?
WHAT'S HER FACE: is it going to be nick-at-night themed again?
SO-AND-SO: {slaps her forehead} i don't think i can stomach another show not on the WB.
CHEERLEADER: no! we can't come. we have... the... olympics... tonight!
THE UGLY ONE: oh, cuz it's a boy/girl party...
{close up of So-And-So and Cheerleader, who look rather insane.}
CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO: a B'GRL PRTY??!?
WHAT'S HER FACE: taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them sound cool.
SO AND SO: 'm srry.
CHEERLEADER: {holding up a cellphone, of which the sound "the olympics are soooo dumb!" is emitting} so, coach just called and said the olympics are done. we'll be there like shareware!
{we cut to an olympic race track. The olympics coach is standing next to a rather angry-looking burly man.}
COACH: i don't know what they're talking about, i swear!
{we cut again to the teen girl squad}
CHEERLEADER: now, more than ever before, let's get ready to look....
CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOOD! {the camera does a 360-degree spin around the girls}
STRONG BAD: Whoa! That was about the coolest thing ever! We gotta see that again. {the carton rewinds, and play back the 360-spin. At the end, however, What's Her Face is still spinning.} Uh-oh. We gotta spinner.
WHAT'S HER FACE: wheeeee! {her dialouge spins around in the text bubble}
{a title slide entitled "AT THE PARTY" (imprinted on a cigarette, which a man is smoking, appears. We cut to the boy/girl party. Various characters from previous TGS episodes are attending. We pan right to reveal the TGS. What's Her Face is still spinning.}
CHEERLEADER: alright, wallflowers, watch a professional at work... i'm fit to get makey outey all over those uppaclassmen.
{cut to three Scots, drinking beer.}
SCOTS: ACHGH!
{Cheerleader walks in.}
CHEERLEADER: any o'you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? i know a couple of HAWT junior college jams we could hit. {one of the Scots throw Cheerleader away from them.}
STRONG BAD: CABER TOSSED!! {cut to a spinning What's Her Face.}
WHAT'S HER FACE: i really want... some of these chips. {Dead Cheerleader falls at the feet of What's Her Face.}
SCOT: {off-screen} BAGH! Only 23 meters! {we cut to the bowl of chips. The warrior jumps out of the chips.}
WARRIOR: corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior! '{The Trasncript is currently being written. Please do not make any edits to this section of the page until this notice is removed.}
External Links
- watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 10"
- view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 10"
- forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 10"
| Teen Girl Squad | |
|---|---|
| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
