Teen Girl Squad Issue 3

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Cheerleader's new fashion!

The crew gets ready for some summer fashions and WHAT'S HER FACE gets possum'd.

Page Title: TGS Numba 3

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, The Birds, The Man with the Huge Mouth

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! CHEERLEADER (boy crazy!)! SO AND SO (math crazy!)! WHAT'S HER FACE (whatev!)! THE UGLY ONE (actually crazy!)!

{Open at the standard TGS Field}

CHEERLEADER: Listen gals, if we want to look

ALL: So goo-

CHEERLEADER: We've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS!

SO AND SO: I am SO there.

CHEERLEADER: We three can go to the mall.

{SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE smile and join hands.}

CHEERLEADER: What's Her Face, you can go to a thrift store. {WHAT'S HER FACE frowns.} Or junkyard.

{CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, and THE UGLY ONE walk to the right, while WHAT'S HER FACE dejectedly walks to the left. The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Brrrow!

{Cut to the mall}

SO AND SO: Before we shop, how about some PAN-ASIAN CUISINE?

{THE UGLY ONE and SO AND SO stand at a Chinese Food Buffet booth that says "3 spring rolls". THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH is behind the counter.}

THE UGLY ONE: Three spring rolls, please.

{THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH throws 3 spring rolls at THE UGLY ONE.}

THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: MSG'd!

THE UGLY ONE: Ow! My stomach lining!

{Cut to CHEERLEADER and SO AND SO standing over THE UGLY ONE's body.}

CHEERLEADER: We'll worry about that one later.

{Cut to a picture of ANOTHER MAN WITH A HUGE MOUTH. The man has a sign in his mouth that reads "MEANWHILE, AT THE THRIFT STORE". Cut to the thrift store where WHAT'S HER FACE is browsing through clothes racks. A nearby girl holds a sign that says "1 or 2 cent each item".}

WHAT'S HER FACE: These clothes smell like grandmas.

{Cut back to the mall. SO AND SO is trying on a new outfit.}

SO AND SO: Ready gals? This outfit-so good or no good?

CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD!

{Slight pause.}

THE UGLY ONE: My stomach feels better!

{Cut away to CHEERLEADER wearing an elephant head.}

CHEERLEADER: I'm going for a whole new style!

SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: NO GOOD!

CHEERLEADER: Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends.

SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: {dejected} That's true.

{Cut to WHAT'S HER FACE walking home from the thrift store.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm walkin home from the thrift store.

{A wave of possoms approaches.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Poooosssssummmmms...!

{Cut back to the outside of the mall. CHEERLEADER is still wearing her elephant head, SO AND SO is wearing her new outfit. A pile of boxes sits in front of them all.}

CHEERLEADER: {speech bubble only} My card is totally maxorzed! {voice only} My card is totally maxed!

THE UGLY ONE: True dat.

SO AND SO: True that.

{WHAT'S HER FACE enters from the left. Her clothes are torn and she is bleeding in various places.}

CHEERLEADER: Whats your problem?

WHAT'S HER FACE (happily): I met a possum.

SO AND SO: Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS! Ready?

{The TEEN GIRL SQUAD poses.}

ALL: POSE!

WHAT'S HER FACE: My blood hurts.

{Cut to the "IT'S OVER!" end card, but instead of the standard "IT'S OVER", a little ditty plays, and NARRATOR STRONG BAD sings along.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD (singing): Teen Girl Squad! They're-teenage-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen!

Fun Facts

• This is only Teen Girl Squad issue that doesn't have Strong Bad saying "It's Over!" at the end.
• MSG stands for monosodium glutamate, a flavor enhancer commonly added to soups, canned vegetables, processed meats, and Asian cuisine. According to the Food and Drug Administration, MSG has a limited number of symptoms, usually among people who may eat a large dose (greater than 3 grams) on an empty stomach and people who have severe asthma. The short-term reactions known as MSG Symptom Complex can involve numbness, tingling, burning sensation, chest pain, headache, rapid heartbeat, nausea, weakness, and drowsiness. MSG and other glutamates usually affect only the nervous system, and claims of deteriorating stomach lining due to MSG consumption are unsubstantiated.
• When What's Her Face meets the other girls after leaving the thrift store, one of her shoes appears to be torn, reavealing what appear to be toes. However, in issue number 5, the other girls are at the beach and it appears as if they have none.

External Links

• watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 3"
• view the flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 3"