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==Emails With Poor Grammar and Punctuation==
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==List of Poorly Written E-mails==
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*[[trevor the vampire]] - Trevor's email ends unexpectedly. ''(This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and)''
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These are the list of poorly written emails starting from oldest to newest. No that lone quotation marks mean its the same thing as the one shown above.
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*[[the basics]] - T.J. ends "how do you do it" with a period rather than a question mark, and has an unnecessary apostrophe in "trick's" (which Strong Bad does not notice).
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*[[spring cleaning]] - One of the emails Strong Bad deletes says "crush ''with''" instead of "crush ''on''" Marzipan.
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*[[little animal]] - The email ends in a period instead of a question mark.
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*[[sisters]] - Ali uses "is" instead of "are", and she says "My sister and me" when she should have used "My sister and I". Furthermore, the anonymous author of the second email seems to have a very tenuous grasp of the English language.
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*[[guitar]] - The first line is a run-on sentence. Also, "whats" should be "what's."
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*[[little questions]] - Viklas from Sweden's English leaves a little to be desired.
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*[[lures & jigs]] - David says "fishs" instead of just "fish".
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*[[techno]] - Silent J's second sentence ends with a period, not a question mark.
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*[[website]] - James uses the word "website" far too often.
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*[[morning routine]] - "Whats" should be "what's."
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*[[dragon]] - Kaizer asks to see his "skills of an artist." In addition, he uses [[Internet Slang|internet shorthand]] in the signature.
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*[[marzipan]] - Emily C.'s second sentence is confusingly structured.
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*[[monster truck]] - If two people are responsible for the email, "I" should be "we."
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*[[unused emails]] - Dan Chase uses "showed" instead of "shown."
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*[[caper]] - James uses only a period in his first sentence instead of a question mark.
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*[[personal favorites]] - HockeymanJ05 forgets to put a period or a comma at the end of "e-mails" and uses a period rather than a question mark at the end of the whole sentence.
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*[[sibbie]] - Sibbie's grammar leaves a lot to be desired, such as using "your are" instead of "you're" and using "most awesomest."
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*[[kids' book]] - Changes tenses about halfway through and says "what words did you try..." instead of "what words you tried..."
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*[[local news]] - Dan uses the wrong form of "its," causing Strong Bad to sing one of his Rhythm 'n' Grammar songs.
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*[[stupid stuff]] - Kevin's sentence is a run-on.
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*[[Videro Games]] - Wilbur uses "in" when he doesn't need to, resulting in "the effects of in video games on children."
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*[[car]] - Features a run-on sentence, some poor punctuation, and some very random capitalization.
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*[[cheatday]] - The email of the anonymous writer ends without punctuation. In addition, one of the emails The Cheat answers uses "you're" instead of "your."
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*[[crying]] - DJ leaves in Strong Bad's name twice (YO yo Strongbad, hey Strongbad). Plus, there is no punctuation before "I was wondering..."
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*[[for kids]] - Allison uses an improper tense ("I've been wondering if you ever thought..." rather than "Have you ever thought..." or "...if you have ever thought...") Also, as Strong Bad says, the comma in the second sentence is unnecessary.
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*[[pizzaz]] - Ryan N.'s first line in the signature has no punctuation or capitalization and doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
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*[[animal]] - Spud Jr.'s "What would you like as if" doesn't make much sense, although one viable meaning is that Spud may have merely typed "like as" instead of "look like". The email also ends without punctuation.
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*[[dreamail]] - Danny uses "Another words" instead of "In other words."
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*[[E-mail Birds]] - Bettina's email is one large sentence with no punctuation or capitalization whatsoever. Furthermore, Jeffrey unnecessarily repeats that Homestar is a total dork, and Naomi seems to have a somewhat tenuous grasp of the English language.
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*[[lady...ing]] - The second sentence in the email ends in a period rather than a question mark.
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*[[disconnected]] - Jenny types "were" instead of "where" and "your body is or your head" instead of "your body was." The entire email is also a run-on sentence.
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*[[senior prom]] - Matt uses "did you ever have" instead of "if you ever had," making his sentence say "I was wondering did you ever have a senior prom."
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*[[retirement]] - Josh's email has no capitalization, no punctuation, and misspells "sincerely" as "sincerly".
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*[[4 branches]] - Spanky's email lacks two commas, one after "Hey Strong Bad," and the other after "ur biggest fan." He also misspells the word "your," in the same phrase. He also should have inserted a comma or semicolon after "wondering". In addition, the name "elgrondo" should be capitalised, and there should also be a line break between "Spanky elgrondo," and "N.Y.," so as not to imply he lives in Elgrondo, NY. Finally, the periods in "N.Y.," are unnecessary.
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*[[what I want]] - Talon Jendro did not not use a comma in his closing.
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== Emails With Poor Spelling ==
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*[[homsar]] - The most famous of all spelling errors, Vinnie C. misspells Homestar as [[Homsar]].
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*[[i love you]] - Uses internet shorthand, no capitalization, no punctuation mark at the end of the sentence, and has the first appearance of a very famous [[Fhqwhgads|gibberish name]].
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! Email<!-- Please add new errors in the order of the email it was in! --> !! Poor Grammar and Punctuation !! Poor Spelling !! Poor Capitalization
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*[[i she be]] - Along with an extreme lack of punctuation, misspells "should" as "she."
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*[[stand-up]] - No capitalization, an unnecessary comma, and misspellings of "you're" ("ur"), "funny" ("funy") and "comedic" ("comidic").
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| [[homsar]] || N/A || possibly misspells Homestar as [[Homsar]] || N/A
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*[[spring cleaning]] - Sue spells "surprise" without the first "r," ending up as "suprised."
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*[[cartoon]] - Besides not capitalizing the beginning of the sentence or using punctuation, the writer uses all internet shorthand.  In addition, he appears to misspell his own name, "geroge".
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| [[i love you]] || no punctuation mark at end of sentence || uses [[Internet Slang|internet shorthand]]; uses a [[Fhqwhgads|gibberish name]] || no capitalization
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*[[invisibility]] - sin studly17 misspells "invisible" as "invisable," along with not capitalizing and using a few too many question marks.
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*[[50 emails]] - Matt emails "Stong Bad."
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| [[trevor the vampire]] || email ends abruptly || N/A || N/A
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*[[island]] - Yami Yugi misspells "were" as "where", and should have used "a" instead of "an".
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*[[comic]] - Brittany mis-types "They" as "Tey" and "appreciate" as "appriciate".
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| [[i she be]] || tenuous grasp on english language; lack of<br> punctuation || misspells should as she || no capitalization
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*[[english paper]] - Kyle misspells "English" as "Englilsh".
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*[[the show]] - Tori misspells "tournament" as "tounament," as well as saying "how come..." rather than "why...," using an unnecessary question mark, and, for no reason, saying she's from 2 states.
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| [[duck pond]] || N/A || N/A || no capitalization
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*[[privileges]] - crazyclemens misspells "privileges" as "privaleges." There should also be a question mark at the end of the sentence, not a period.
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*[[the process]] - Along with accidentally omitting the word "take" from a sentence, Em misspells "process" as "prosess."
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| [[the basics]] || "how do you do it" does not end with a question<br> mark; unnecesarry apostraphe in "trick's" || N/A || no capitalization
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*[[couch patch]] - Besides using no capitalization, "your pal" misspells "from" as "form" and "behind" as "behiend."
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*[[different town]] - Besides forgetting to add "was" in "I just wondering," Steven misspells "Sincerely" as "Sincerley."
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| [[band names]] || N/A || N/A || " "
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*[[lunch special]] - "Someone" misspells "lunch" as "luncch" and "Sincerely" as "Sincerly."
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*[[haircut]] - Harry misspells "cool" as "coull" (probably purposely). His third sentence is a run-on.
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| [[stand-up]] || N/A || uses internet shorthand; misspells funny as, "funy" and comedic as, "comidic" || " "
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*[[theme park]] - Along with a run-on sentence, Rafael misspells "business" as "buisness."
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*[[dangeresque 3]] - Besides not capitalizing, John Newell misspells "coming" as "comeing."
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| [[tape-leg]] || N/A || N/A || Strong Bad and my is not capitalized
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*[[cheatday]] - One of the e-mails The Cheat answers has "better" misspelled as "beter." It also contains two grammatical errors; "whos" should be "who's" and a comma should be added after the misspelled word.
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*[[time capsule]] - Besides barely capitalizing and not ending the last sentence with a question mark, Sam mistypes "you're" as "you'rre".
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| [[spring cleaning]] || Steve writes crush with Marzipan instead of ''on'' Marzipan || Sue misspells surprised as, "suprised" || Steve does not capitalize his name and Sterling
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*[[montage]] - [[User:porplemontage|Steve]] misspells "create" as "creat."
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*[[dreamail]] - Danny forgets to put a space in "Strong Bad". He also misspells "receive" as "recieve," but Strong Bad doesn't notice this mistake.
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| [[cartoon]] || mr does not have a period at the end of it; the email's greeting does not have a comma at the end of it || uses internet shorthand; quite possibly misspells his own name to Geroge || no capitalization
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*[[rampage]] - Peter misspells "Dear" as "Der," (this may be intentional "pseudo-deutsch") as well as saying "I thinks" and adding a comma at the end of his name when he should have used it at the end of "Sincerely."
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*[[modeling]] - Besides using few too many exclamation points at the end of "STRONG BAD!" and not capitalizing "dear" and "I," Meghan misspells "truly" as "truuly."
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| [[little animal]] || question ends with a period instead of a question<br> mark || N/A || N/A
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*[[bedtime story]] - Justin misspells "lately" as "latley" and says "would" instead of "could."
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*[[candy product]] - The anonymous author misspells "someone" as "somone." He/she also spells "don't" and "that's" without apostrophes, omits commas after "Strongbad" and "chick-magnet," uses way too many ellipses near the end of the sentence when it should have said "...candy product or food thing to sell?," and spells "Homestar Runner" as "homestarrunnner."
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| [[CGNU]] || N/A || N/A || "dear strong bad", both "i"s and "thank"<br> is not capitalized
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*[[trading cards]] - Daniel misspells "Strong-gum" as "Stong-gum".
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*[[coloring]] - Ter misspells "ridiculous" as "rediculous," and also misspells "that's as "thats". Ter also made several grammatical errors. Ellipses were used an improper fashion,  a sentence was ended with multiple question marks, and the space between "Andover," and "MN," was omitted.
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| [[1 step ahead]] || N/A || N/A || entire email except "I" is not capitalized
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* [[the chair]] - Keith leaves out the apostrophe in "doesn't" and spells it "doesnt". Keith also misspells "truly" as "truely".
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*[[unnatural]] - The anonymous writer uses an abundance of apostrophes in such instances as "'Sup," "wonderin,'" and "'n".
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| [[12:00]] || "Thankyou" does not have a space in between || N/A || "vcr" is not capitalized
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| [[sugarbob]] || N/A || N/A || entire email capitalized
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| [[weird dream]] || N/A || N/A || no capitalization
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| [[invisibility]] || N/A || invisible misspelled as, "invisable" || " "
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| [[little questions]] || tenuous grasp on english language, enough said || N/A || N/A
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| [[lures and jigs]] || N/A || misspells fish as, "fishs" || N/A
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| [[your friends]] || N/A || N/A || entire email capitalized
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| [[50 emails]] || Mike ends his question with an exclamation mark || Matt misspells Strong as Stong || Matt does not capitalize what, example and his name on his email
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| [[website]] || the word, "website" is used too often || N/A || N/A
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| [[island]] || an is supposed to be a for desert || where is supposed to be were || N/A
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| [[comic]] || N/A || misspells appreciate to appriciate; they is misspelled as "Tey" || N/A
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| [[morning routine]] || Whats does not have an apostrophe || N/A || N/A
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| [[japanese cartoon]] || N/A || N/A || James' name is not capitalized along with, "what"
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| [[dragon]] || N/A || uses internet shorthand || Kaizer's name is not capitalized
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| [[huttah!]] || Holmes types, "WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???" || N/A || Nobuyoshi does not capitalize his "i"s and the beginning of his sentences; Holmes' entire email is capitalized (except California); Derek does not capitalize his question and his name
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| [[fingers]] || N/A || N/A || Aaron's email has no capitalization; Frankdog's entire email is capitalized
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| [[english paper]] || N/A || misspells english to, "englilsh" || N/A
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| [[unused emails]] || The first and second anonymous sender does not have a subject in their email; Evan, Andrew and Stephanie all have tenuous grasps on the english language; Stephanie does not put punctuations in her sentences; Andrew uses the word crap too often; The third anonymous sender's comma in dear Strong Bad is in the wrong place || The third anonymous sender misspells enjoy reading to, "enloy reasing"; Andrew misspells Homestar Runner's name to hamesturrunner || Evan's entire email is capitalized; the second anonymous sender does not capitalize his/her question; Stephanie's email is not capitalized
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| [[the show]] || N/A || misspells tournament as, "tounament" || Homestar is not capitalized
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| [[personal favorites]] || no comma after e-mails; uses a period instead of a question mark || N/A || N/A
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| [[privileges]] || question ends with a period instead of a quenstion mark || misspells privileges as, "privalages" || no capitalization (except for dear)
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| [[sibbie]] || question says "your are" instead of "you are" and says that Strong Bad is the most awesomest thing ever || N/A || N/A
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| [[anything]] || N/A || N/A || hi, have and bye is not capitalized
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| [[the process]] || the question was, " How long does it to answer an e-mail?" || N/A || N/A
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| [[couch patch]] || N/A || behind is misspelled as behiend; from is misspelled as form || no capitalization
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| [[local news]] || email uses wrong form of its causing Strong Bad to sing one of his Rhythm 'n' Rhyme song || N/A || N/A
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| [[kind of cool]] || N/A || thinking and wondering is missing its Gs || Strong Bad is not capitalized
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| [[different town]] || "I just wondering" is missing was || Sincerely is misspelled as, "sincerley" || N/A
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| [[car]] || "Do you have a car" is supposed to end with a question mark along with the second sentence|| N/A || some random capitalization
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| [[lunch special]] || N/A || lunch is misspelled with a second c; sincerely is misspelled as sincerly || N/A
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| [[haircut]] || N/A || cool is misspelled as coull || N/A
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| [[theme park]] || N/A || N/A || the sentences do not have capitals in the beginning
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| [[dangeresque 3]] || N/A || coming is misspelled as, "comeing" || no capitalization
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| [[cheatday]] || question has no punctuation || N/A || question not capitalized
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| [[crying]] || there are two greetings in the email which Strong Bad points out; there's no punctuation before I was wondering || N/A || N/A
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| [[for kids]] || there's an unecessary comma between, "would love you" and, "and your awesomeness." || N/A || N/A
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| [[other days]] || Janus has a tenuous grasp on the english language || N/A || Brian has no capitalization in his email(except for CA)
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| [[old comics]] || N/A || N/A || " " (except for SB and NY)
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| [[pizzaz]] || the question does not have any punctuation and doesn't make that much sense || N/A || the ending of the email is not capitalized
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| [[time capsule]] || N/A || you're has two Rs || no captalization (except STRONG and X0)
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| [[montage]] || N/A || create is misspelled as creat || N/A
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| [[animal]] || the question does not make that much sense, "What would you like as if you were your own made up animal"; the question does not have a question mark in the end || N/A || N/A
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| [[dreamail]] || Another words is supposed to be In other words || N/A || N/A
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| [[origins]] || I have recently been wondering is supposed to be I've been recently wondering || N/A || N/A
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| [[long pants]] || the email uses the word pants too much; the email sort of got off-topic || N/A || N/A
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| [[rampage]] || there's an unecessary comma after Peter's name || Dear is misspelled as Der; I thinks is is supposed to be I think || N/A
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| [[garage sale]] || N/A || da is supposed to be the || no capitalization
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| [[modeling]] || N/A || there's an extra u in truly || question not capitalized
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| [[record book]] || N/A || N/A || no capitalization
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| [[geddup noise]] || N/A || Marc Baroni's name is not capitalized
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| [[bedtime story]] || Good Night is supposed to have a comma in the end, not a period || lately is misspelled as latley || N/A
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| [[secret identity]] || N/A || N/A || some random capitalization
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| [[disconnected]] || "...and you didn't even know where your body is or your head," is supposed to be where your body ''was'' || N/A || N/A
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| [[candy product]] || the email overuses ellipsis || dont doesn't have an apostrophe || N/A
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| [[senior prom]] || "... did you ever have a senior prom," is supposed to be if you ever had a senior prom || N/A || N/A
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| [[redesign]] || N/A || N/A || no capitalization
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| [[trading cards]] || N.S. is not necessary as you can just type NS || the subject reads, "Trading Stong-gum" || N/A
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| [[retirement]] || Josh lacks punctuation in his email || Josh misspells sincerely as sincerly || Josh has no capitalization
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| [[coloring]] || there are question marks after the ellipsis || ridiculous is misspelled as rediculous; thats does not have an apostrophe || N/A
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| [[4 branches]] || N.Y. is not necessary as you can just type NY; the email lacks two commas: one after Hey Strong Bad and another after ur biggest fan || uses internet shorthand || Elgrondo is supposed to be capitalized
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| [[the chair]] || N/A || doesnt is missing an apostrophe; truly is misspelled as truely || N/A
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| [[strong badathlon]] || N/A || N/A || Bad, I've, The Cheat and Homestar is not capitalized
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| [[unnatural]] || the email overuses apostrophes such as 'sup and wonderin' and 'n stuff || N/A || N/A
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| [[the movies]] || there's an unecessary period at the end of TN || N/A || has is not capitalized
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===Other Poorly Written Emails===
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This is the list for secret emails in the [[strongbad_email.exe]] extras.
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! Email<!-- Please add new errors in the order of the email it was in! --> !! Poor Grammar and Punctuation !! Poor Spelling !! Poor Capitalization
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| [[E-mail Birds]] || Bettina is missing punctuations in her sentence; Jeffrey uses the word dork too often; Naomi has a tenuous grasp on the english language || N/A || Bettina's e-mail has no capitalization
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| [[Videro Games]] || there's an unecessary "in" in Wilbur's email making it sound like, "the effects of in video games on children." || N/A || N/A
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==Emails with Poor Use of Capitalization==
 
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*[[duck pond]] - Entire email not capitalized.
 
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*[[band names]] - Entire email not capitalized.
 
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*[[CGNU]] - Margo uses no capitalization for "Dear Strong Bad," "I" (twice), and "Thank" in "Thank you."
 
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*[[1 step ahead]] - Alex's email is not capitalized (except "I").
 
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*[[superhero name]] - Stiny doesn't capitalize "Bad" in Strong Bad.
 
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*[[sugarbob]] - Typed in ALLCAPS (as mentioned by Strong Bad) and contains a run-on sentence.
 
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*[[weird dream]] - Entire email not capitalized.
 
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*[[your friends]] - Typed in ALLCAPS.
 
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*[[50 emails]] - The first email that shows up does not have "Strong Bad" capitalized and the sentence ends in an exclamation point.
 
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*[[huttah!]] - Nobuyoshi doesn't capitalize the beginning of every sentence, and types "then" instead of "than". HOLMES types in all caps and asks "WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???", and Derek doesn't capitalize his sentence and his name.
 
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*[[fingers]] - One of the emails asking how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on is not capitalized. Another one is typed in ALLCAPS.
 
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*[[privileges]] - Entire email not capitalized (except "Dear").
 
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*[[anything]] - Dan does not capitalize "hi," the beginning of his sentence, and "bye."
 
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*[[cheatday]] -  All three emails The Cheat answers do not use capitalization.
 
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*[[other days]] - Brian's email is not capitalized (except CA). Also, Janus seems to have many of the same problems with English that Viklas had.
 
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*[[old comics]] - Zack's email is not capitalized (except SB and NY).
 
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*[[record book]] - Entire email not capitalized.
 
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*[[geddup noise]] - Marc doesn't capitalize his full name. He also should have added a comma after "yours" and "Baroni."
 
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*[[secret identity]] - Chris capitalizes the first "I" in "identity" and forgets to put an apostrophe before "cause (because)," which should have been capitalized.
 
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*[[redesign]] - Entire email not capitalized. Also, there are no commas after "dude" and "ericsson."
 
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*[[trading cards]] - The word "With" doesn't need to be capitalized, and the word Canada is in ALLCAPS.
 
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*[[strong badathlon]] - Lewis forgets to capitalize the following words: "bad," "i've," "the cheat," and "homestar."
 
== Emails that spell Strong Bad/Strong Badia as one word ==
== Emails that spell Strong Bad/Strong Badia as one word ==
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==See Also==
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Revision as of 03:59, 20 March 2007

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"Well, let's just see here... Zero capitalization... Misspelling... Lack of punctuation... Looks like a winner to me!"

Strong Bad regularly receives emails with poor grammar and spelling, which he rarely hesitates to point out. He even released an entertaining/informational CD on the subject in an Easter egg in local news called "Strong Bad's Rhythm 'n' Grammar."

While many emails do contain these sort of errors, this list only contains errors that are either famous in their own right or have affected how Strong Bad read the email.

In contrast to the many criticisms of poor spelling and grammar, Strong Bad applauds Dan from Pennsylvania in autobiography because he makes no misspellings, has a good idea, and makes fun of dumpus, calling it a "SOLID e-mail."

Contents

List of Poorly Written E-mails

These are the list of poorly written emails starting from oldest to newest. No that lone quotation marks mean its the same thing as the one shown above.

Email Poor Grammar and Punctuation Poor Spelling Poor Capitalization
homsar N/A possibly misspells Homestar as Homsar N/A
i love you no punctuation mark at end of sentence uses internet shorthand; uses a gibberish name no capitalization
trevor the vampire email ends abruptly N/A N/A
i she be tenuous grasp on english language; lack of
punctuation 		misspells should as she no capitalization
duck pond N/A N/A no capitalization
the basics "how do you do it" does not end with a question
mark; unnecesarry apostraphe in "trick's" 		N/A no capitalization
band names N/A N/A " "
stand-up N/A uses internet shorthand; misspells funny as, "funy" and comedic as, "comidic" " "
tape-leg N/A N/A Strong Bad and my is not capitalized
spring cleaning Steve writes crush with Marzipan instead of on Marzipan Sue misspells surprised as, "suprised" Steve does not capitalize his name and Sterling
cartoon mr does not have a period at the end of it; the email's greeting does not have a comma at the end of it uses internet shorthand; quite possibly misspells his own name to Geroge no capitalization
little animal question ends with a period instead of a question
mark 		N/A N/A
CGNU N/A N/A "dear strong bad", both "i"s and "thank"
is not capitalized
1 step ahead N/A N/A entire email except "I" is not capitalized
12:00 "Thankyou" does not have a space in between N/A "vcr" is not capitalized
sugarbob N/A N/A entire email capitalized
weird dream N/A N/A no capitalization
invisibility N/A invisible misspelled as, "invisable" " "
little questions tenuous grasp on english language, enough said N/A N/A
lures and jigs N/A misspells fish as, "fishs" N/A
your friends N/A N/A entire email capitalized
50 emails Mike ends his question with an exclamation mark Matt misspells Strong as Stong Matt does not capitalize what, example and his name on his email
website the word, "website" is used too often N/A N/A
island an is supposed to be a for desert where is supposed to be were N/A
comic N/A misspells appreciate to appriciate; they is misspelled as "Tey" N/A
morning routine Whats does not have an apostrophe N/A N/A
japanese cartoon N/A N/A James' name is not capitalized along with, "what"
dragon N/A uses internet shorthand Kaizer's name is not capitalized
huttah! Holmes types, "WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???" N/A Nobuyoshi does not capitalize his "i"s and the beginning of his sentences; Holmes' entire email is capitalized (except California); Derek does not capitalize his question and his name
fingers N/A N/A Aaron's email has no capitalization; Frankdog's entire email is capitalized
english paper N/A misspells english to, "englilsh" N/A
unused emails The first and second anonymous sender does not have a subject in their email; Evan, Andrew and Stephanie all have tenuous grasps on the english language; Stephanie does not put punctuations in her sentences; Andrew uses the word crap too often; The third anonymous sender's comma in dear Strong Bad is in the wrong place The third anonymous sender misspells enjoy reading to, "enloy reasing"; Andrew misspells Homestar Runner's name to hamesturrunner Evan's entire email is capitalized; the second anonymous sender does not capitalize his/her question; Stephanie's email is not capitalized
the show N/A misspells tournament as, "tounament" Homestar is not capitalized
personal favorites no comma after e-mails; uses a period instead of a question mark N/A N/A
privileges question ends with a period instead of a quenstion mark misspells privileges as, "privalages" no capitalization (except for dear)
sibbie question says "your are" instead of "you are" and says that Strong Bad is the most awesomest thing ever N/A N/A
anything N/A N/A hi, have and bye is not capitalized
the process the question was, " How long does it to answer an e-mail?" N/A N/A
couch patch N/A behind is misspelled as behiend; from is misspelled as form no capitalization
local news email uses wrong form of its causing Strong Bad to sing one of his Rhythm 'n' Rhyme song N/A N/A
kind of cool N/A thinking and wondering is missing its Gs Strong Bad is not capitalized
different town "I just wondering" is missing was Sincerely is misspelled as, "sincerley" N/A
car "Do you have a car" is supposed to end with a question mark along with the second sentence N/A some random capitalization
lunch special N/A lunch is misspelled with a second c; sincerely is misspelled as sincerly N/A
haircut N/A cool is misspelled as coull N/A
theme park N/A N/A the sentences do not have capitals in the beginning
dangeresque 3 N/A coming is misspelled as, "comeing" no capitalization
cheatday question has no punctuation N/A question not capitalized
crying there are two greetings in the email which Strong Bad points out; there's no punctuation before I was wondering N/A N/A
for kids there's an unecessary comma between, "would love you" and, "and your awesomeness." N/A N/A
other days Janus has a tenuous grasp on the english language N/A Brian has no capitalization in his email(except for CA)
old comics N/A N/A " " (except for SB and NY)
pizzaz the question does not have any punctuation and doesn't make that much sense N/A the ending of the email is not capitalized
time capsule N/A you're has two Rs no captalization (except STRONG and X0)
montage N/A create is misspelled as creat N/A
animal the question does not make that much sense, "What would you like as if you were your own made up animal"; the question does not have a question mark in the end N/A N/A
dreamail Another words is supposed to be In other words N/A N/A
origins I have recently been wondering is supposed to be I've been recently wondering N/A N/A
long pants the email uses the word pants too much; the email sort of got off-topic N/A N/A
rampage there's an unecessary comma after Peter's name Dear is misspelled as Der; I thinks is is supposed to be I think N/A
garage sale N/A da is supposed to be the no capitalization
modeling N/A there's an extra u in truly question not capitalized
record book N/A N/A no capitalization
geddup noise N/A Marc Baroni's name is not capitalized
bedtime story Good Night is supposed to have a comma in the end, not a period lately is misspelled as latley N/A
secret identity N/A N/A some random capitalization
disconnected "...and you didn't even know where your body is or your head," is supposed to be where your body was N/A N/A
candy product the email overuses ellipsis dont doesn't have an apostrophe N/A
senior prom "... did you ever have a senior prom," is supposed to be if you ever had a senior prom N/A N/A
redesign N/A N/A no capitalization
trading cards N.S. is not necessary as you can just type NS the subject reads, "Trading Stong-gum" N/A
retirement Josh lacks punctuation in his email Josh misspells sincerely as sincerly Josh has no capitalization
coloring there are question marks after the ellipsis ridiculous is misspelled as rediculous; thats does not have an apostrophe N/A
4 branches N.Y. is not necessary as you can just type NY; the email lacks two commas: one after Hey Strong Bad and another after ur biggest fan uses internet shorthand Elgrondo is supposed to be capitalized
the chair N/A doesnt is missing an apostrophe; truly is misspelled as truely N/A
strong badathlon N/A N/A Bad, I've, The Cheat and Homestar is not capitalized
unnatural the email overuses apostrophes such as 'sup and wonderin' and 'n stuff N/A N/A
the movies there's an unecessary period at the end of TN N/A has is not capitalized

Other Poorly Written Emails

This is the list for secret emails in the strongbad_email.exe extras.

Email Poor Grammar and Punctuation Poor Spelling Poor Capitalization
E-mail Birds Bettina is missing punctuations in her sentence; Jeffrey uses the word dork too often; Naomi has a tenuous grasp on the english language N/A Bettina's e-mail has no capitalization
Videro Games there's an unecessary "in" in Wilbur's email making it sound like, "the effects of in video games on children." N/A N/A


Emails that spell Strong Bad/Strong Badia as one word

An error where two words are spelled as one word is often unnoticed by Strong Bad.


See Also

Strong Bad Email Info
Site Components Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner
Emails by Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
Running Gags Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction
Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg
Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays
Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), Papers (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
Analysis Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails
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