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I currently rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this: | I currently rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this: | ||
===[[Bubs]]=== | ===[[Bubs]]=== | ||
| - | I believe Free | + | I believe Free Country's entrepreneur and trademark dancer has done too many hilarious things for me to name. |
| - | *[[invisibility|Come back, | + | *[[invisibility|Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!]] |
| - | *[[virus|It's in a better | + | *[[virus|It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, only now it's got a giant hole through it!]] |
| - | *[[Senorial Day|We're holding up a novelty rubber | + | *[[Senorial Day|We're holding up a novelty rubber chicken and playing a cartoony sound effect of savings!]] |
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|They're free, but you gotta earn 'em!]] | *[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|They're free, but you gotta earn 'em!]] | ||
| - | *[[Ever and More!|I haven't been able to fit into my lucky | + | *[[Ever and More!|I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years!]] |
===[[Homestar Runner]]=== | ===[[Homestar Runner]]=== | ||
I love how ridiculously he can act. | I love how ridiculously he can act. | ||
| - | *[[the facts| | + | *[[the facts|Homestar Runner will be right right back! |
| - | + | Homestar Runner will be right right back! | |
| - | + | Homestar Runner will be right right back! | |
| - | We're coming right back after these | + | We're coming right back after these messages! |
| - | We're coming right back after these | + | We're coming right back after these messageeeees...]] |
| - | *[[animal|I say there, | + | *[[animal|I say there, monstrosity! Do you know the times?]] |
| - | *[[long pants|You're not a | + | *[[long pants|You're not a broom?]] |
| - | *[[Cool Things|Sitting on the | + | *[[Cool Things|Sitting on the couch is zero amount of fun when there's not a TV or hang glider in front of it.]] |
| - | *[[the paper|Wish I had a | + | *[[the paper|Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on ''my'' team.]] |
===[[Strong Bad]]=== | ===[[Strong Bad]]=== | ||
I find him amusing enough to host the fan mail show, but I think sometimes he can get carried away with insanity. | I find him amusing enough to host the fan mail show, but I think sometimes he can get carried away with insanity. | ||
| - | *[[helium|Welcome to the high | + | *[[helium|Welcome to the high voice crew! I hope you have a high voice, too!]] |
| - | *[[kids' book|Some | + | *[[kids' book|Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested.]] |
| - | *[[lady...ing| | + | *[[lady...ing|The Cheat's playin' something on a laserdisc! Everything's better on laserdisc! Whatever happened to the laserdisc? Laserdisc!]] |
| - | *[[senior prom|You | + | *[[senior prom|You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!]] |
| - | *[[unnatural|It's a giant | + | *[[unnatural|It's a giant Bubs from outer space! Or, mutated by radiation! Or, from the depths of the ocean! Or, flushed down the toilet!]] |
===[[The Cheat]]=== | ===[[The Cheat]]=== | ||
He can be both scheming and adorable. | He can be both scheming and adorable. | ||
| - | *[[The Cheat#Character Video Transcript|Turn that | + | *[[The Cheat#Character Video Transcript|Turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it!]] |
| - | *[[stupid stuff|Those people go to | + | *[[stupid stuff|Those people go to prison!]] |
| - | *[[cheatday|I'll gnaw your | + | *[[cheatday|I'll gnaw your face off!]] |
===[[Strong Sad]]=== | ===[[Strong Sad]]=== | ||
He didn't reach this high until I watched Experimental Film. | He didn't reach this high until I watched Experimental Film. | ||
| - | *[[1 step ahead|I'm blind! My | + | *[[1 step ahead|I'm blind! My prayers have finally been answered.]] |
| - | *[[business trip|Welcome to "Reducing Your | + | *[[business trip|Welcome to "Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is ''Not'' A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes."]] |
| - | *[[Hremail 62|Oh, yellow | + | *[[Hremail 62|Oh, yellow crayon. Only you know what really happened.]] |
===[[Pom Pom]]=== | ===[[Pom Pom]]=== | ||
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===[[Homsar]]=== | ===[[Homsar]]=== | ||
I like him for a crazy clone. | I like him for a crazy clone. | ||
| - | *[[for kids|That's a real popular | + | *[[for kids|That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?]] |
===[[Coach Z]]=== | ===[[Coach Z]]=== | ||
He used to be my least favorite because it felt like all his gags revolved around his accent, but his other gags are pretty cute. | He used to be my least favorite because it felt like all his gags revolved around his accent, but his other gags are pretty cute. | ||
| - | *[[2 emails|Check it out! I'm hot | + | *[[2 emails|Check it out! I'm hot girl #37!]] |
===[[The King of Town]]=== | ===[[The King of Town]]=== | ||
The times I liked him the most were when he wallowed in self-pity like when he tried to check his e-mail. | The times I liked him the most were when he wallowed in self-pity like when he tried to check his e-mail. | ||
| - | *[[Toikey TV|Each | + | *[[Toikey TV|Each year, thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys.]] |
===[[The Poopsmith]]=== | ===[[The Poopsmith]]=== | ||
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== Forum Signatures == | == Forum Signatures == | ||
| - | *[[Image:Whalehead.PNG|20px]]Introducing the spicy crispy | + | *[[Image:Whalehead.PNG|20px]]Introducing the spicy crispy chicken melt. Because you people stopped buying the crispy chicken melt. |
| - | *[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]I'm about to win! Aww. I'm about to win! Aww. I'm seriously about to win! Again with the | + | *[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]I'm about to win! Aww. I'm about to win! Aww. I'm seriously about to win! Again with the aww. |
*[[Image:qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG|20px]]I can't believe I'm still being eaten! This is taking so much longer than I expected! | *[[Image:qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG|20px]]I can't believe I'm still being eaten! This is taking so much longer than I expected! | ||
| - | *[[Image:qod 36 - lazorlarry.png|20px]]This is our new | + | *[[Image:qod 36 - lazorlarry.png|20px]]This is our new TV! Cathode ray tubes, y'all! |
| - | *[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]Blah, | + | *[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy stuntman! |
| - | *[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]R is for | + | *[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]R is for raisins. They give me bad gas. Z is too hard, so on this one, I'll pass. I is for Inchiladas. |
| - | *[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]I can't decide between the | + | *[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]I can't decide between the sandwich with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it. |
| - | *[[Image:qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG|20px]]Hey, I was thinking that right here would be a great | + | *[[Image:qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG|20px]]Hey, I was thinking that right here would be a great place for a casino or a dinosaur to happen! |
| - | *Homestar Ruiner had too many good quotes for me to choose from, so this signature will merely preserve the main page message accompanying the release:<br/>[[Image:update-mp.png]] | + | *Homestar Ruiner had too many good quotes for me to choose from, so this signature will merely preserve the main page message accompanying the release:<br/>[[Image:update-mp.png]]wii/pc game out today! |
| - | *[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]]I gotta stop having those | + | *[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]]I gotta stop having those nightmares where I'm trapped in an elevator with Milkmaid Homestar. |
| - | *[[Image:qod 7 - the kot.PNG|20px]]Turns out that wasn't | + | *[[Image:qod 7 - the kot.PNG|20px]]Turns out that wasn't ketchup in the ketchup fountain! |
| - | *[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]][[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]][[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|20px]]Oh, it's a beautiful | + | *[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]][[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]][[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|20px]]Oh, it's a beautiful day to be on the sun... |
| - | *[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]]Say it with me, | + | *[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]]Say it with me, The Cheat.<br> |
| - | :[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]][[Image:Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png|20px]]Licensed | + | :[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]][[Image:Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png|20px]]Licensed video games are never good. |
*[[Image:Clear Chimendez.PNG|20px]]Thank God I didn't take bets that the end of Homestar Runner is near. | *[[Image:Clear Chimendez.PNG|20px]]Thank God I didn't take bets that the end of Homestar Runner is near. | ||
| - | *[[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|20px]]You mean the whole last | + | *[[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|20px]]You mean the whole last season was a dream?! They shoulda just had babies, and then the babies shoulda gotten married. |
| + | *[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]You couldn't kick your way out of lookin' at a thing in a bag! | ||
Revision as of 03:30, 2 April 2009
(Formerly All of Marzipan's Friends) I started watching Homestar Runner in 2004, when my sister showed me Teen Girl Squad issues 1-5. The first toon I watched to focus on major Homestar characters was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. Not counting Sick Day or the sample in Homestarrunner.com PAY PLUS!, the first Strong Bad Email I watched in its entirety was theme park, and that was in mid-2006. Here is my YouTube channel. My birthday is January 12. My favorite toons include Bug in Mouth Disease, Experimental Film, and Pumpkin Carve-nival. Among my favorite emails are vacation, caper, and record book. My favorite toons in the minor categories are Dangeresque Puppet Squad, New Boots, Teen Girl Squad Issue 14, and Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0.
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Articles I wrote
- My first article attempted to note times Strong Badia was mistaken for Free Country, but it was put up for deletion within the second day of its existence. Since the only reason I made it was to see if others felt its existence was necessary, I gave them permision to remove it. The closest remain is Strong Badia#Emails involving Strong Badia, which briefly mentions people mistaking Strong Badia for Free Country.
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Subpages
- User:Bad Bad Guy/In Memoriam of Trey56
- User:Bad Bad Guy/Personal Images
- User:Bad Bad Guy/SBCG4AP Tables
The Best Images I Uploaded
 More Armies Explosion |
 Regal Rampage |
 Slimed Marzipan |
 The Cheat is to the limit |
 Secret Collect Cartoon |
 Strong Bad Upside Down |
 Homestar with towel |
 Homestar Will Be Right Back |
 Spraypainting Marzipan |
 Strawberry Quik Homestar |
 Agent Chimendez |
 Hremail |
For other images, see this log.
Best Toons of the Year
Best Big Toon: Kick-a-ball
Best Short: 4 Gregs
Best New Stuff: Sbemailiarized!
Worst Big Toon: Career Day
Worst Short: Best Caper Ever
Worst New Stuff: Hremail 62
Characters and Quotes
I currently rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this:
Bubs
I believe Free Country's entrepreneur and trademark dancer has done too many hilarious things for me to name.
- Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!
- It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, only now it's got a giant hole through it!
- We're holding up a novelty rubber chicken and playing a cartoony sound effect of savings!
- They're free, but you gotta earn 'em!
- I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years!
Homestar Runner
I love how ridiculously he can act.
- Homestar Runner will be right right back! Homestar Runner will be right right back! Homestar Runner will be right right back! We're coming right back after these messages! We're coming right back after these messageeeees...
- I say there, monstrosity! Do you know the times?
- You're not a broom?
- Sitting on the couch is zero amount of fun when there's not a TV or hang glider in front of it.
- Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on my team.
Strong Bad
I find him amusing enough to host the fan mail show, but I think sometimes he can get carried away with insanity.
- Welcome to the high voice crew! I hope you have a high voice, too!
- Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested.
- The Cheat's playin' something on a laserdisc! Everything's better on laserdisc! Whatever happened to the laserdisc? Laserdisc!
- You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!
- It's a giant Bubs from outer space! Or, mutated by radiation! Or, from the depths of the ocean! Or, flushed down the toilet!
The Cheat
He can be both scheming and adorable.
- Turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it!
- Those people go to prison!
- I'll gnaw your face off!
Strong Sad
He didn't reach this high until I watched Experimental Film.
- I'm blind! My prayers have finally been answered.
- Welcome to "Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is Not A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes."
- Oh, yellow crayon. Only you know what really happened.
Pom Pom
He fell right in the middle because he doesn't get enough appearances, but what he does get is enjoyable.
Marzipan
I especially like her when she acts crazy and/or tough.
Homsar
I like him for a crazy clone.
Coach Z
He used to be my least favorite because it felt like all his gags revolved around his accent, but his other gags are pretty cute.
The King of Town
The times I liked him the most were when he wallowed in self-pity like when he tried to check his e-mail.
The Poopsmith
His prescence dumbs down the humor, but his obscure pop culture references are still interesting..
Strong Mad
He's pretty hilarious a few times, and they got me to pity him in that one scene from Where's The Cheat?, but it feels like all his gags involve screaming, and it started to get very tiring after a few years.
Emails I sent homestarrunner.com
I must note that the wording might not have been exactly like this, and I did not actually sign any with asterisks.
(no subject)
Dear Strong Bad,
If Free County (sic) held elections, what would the commercials be like?
J***
M********, WI
Subject: my idea for the 200th email
Dear Strong Bad,
Did you guys ever attempt to journey to Internet's end?
J***
M********, WI
Subject: switch bodies
Dear Strong Bad,
What would you and Strong Sad do if you woke up in each others' bodies and the earliest you could switch back was a week?
N*******
M********, WI
Subject: The End
Is Strong Bad Email over?
Subject: Teen Girl Squad
Dear Homestar,
For years I have wondered what Teen Girl Squad would be like if one of the other characters tried to write it. Could you try to make a comic about the Squad?
J***
M********, WI
Forum Signatures
Introducing the spicy crispy chicken melt. Because you people stopped buying the crispy chicken melt.
I'm about to win! Aww. I'm about to win! Aww. I'm seriously about to win! Again with the aww.
I can't believe I'm still being eaten! This is taking so much longer than I expected!
This is our new TV! Cathode ray tubes, y'all!
- Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy stuntman!
- R is for raisins. They give me bad gas. Z is too hard, so on this one, I'll pass. I is for Inchiladas.
- I can't decide between the sandwich with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.
Hey, I was thinking that right here would be a great place for a casino or a dinosaur to happen!
- Homestar Ruiner had too many good quotes for me to choose from, so this signature will merely preserve the main page message accompanying the release:
wii/pc game out today!
I gotta stop having those nightmares where I'm trapped in an elevator with Milkmaid Homestar.
Turns out that wasn't ketchup in the ketchup fountain!
Oh, it's a beautiful day to be on the sun...
- Say it with me, The Cheat.
Licensed video games are never good.
Thank God I didn't take bets that the end of Homestar Runner is near.
You mean the whole last season was a dream?! They shoulda just had babies, and then the babies shoulda gotten married.
- You couldn't kick your way out of lookin' at a thing in a bag!
