Teen Girl Squad Issue 2
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Teen Girl Squad Episode #2
So and So almost gets a guy, but he's CHILDREN'd to death. The Ugly One got jimmies.
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, No I In Team Boy, Thomas, The Man with the Huge Mouth
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {growth spurt!} So and So {school spirit!} What's Her Face {pity friend} The Ugly One {psoriasis!}
CHEERLEADER: Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?
SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD! WHAT'S HER FACE: OKAY!
WHAT'S HER FACE: I mean so good
CHEERLEADER: I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!
SO AND SO: w00t
WHAT'S HER FACE: w00t
THE UGLY ONE: w00t
CHEERLEADER: Let's get started!
{Cloud eats seagulls}
NO I IN TEAM BOY: You must be girls
WHAT'S HER FACE: {thinking} I think I have a chance with this guy
THOMAS: BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
NO I IN TEAM BOY: What happened to her?
SO AND SO: {voice only} She got hurt
SO AND SO: {word balloon only} Thomas hit her with a bat
NO I IN TEAM BOY: Let's date
SO AND SO: I'm down
{The Ugly One gets swooped by an eagle}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Swooped!
{Cheerleader gets grasped by a bat}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Grasped!
SO AND SO: I'm totally crushing!
MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: CHILDREN! {he runs over No I In Team Boy in a truck}
SO AND SO: Where were you guys?
CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE: We got jealous
SO AND SO: Let's get yogurt!
THE UGLY ONE: I got jimmies
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It's over!
The End
Fun Facts
- The yogurt place is a mockery of TCBY, The Country's Best Yogurt.
- When cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat"
- "Jimmies" is a regional term for "sprinkles."
External Links
| Teen Girl Squad | |
|---|---|
| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
