Teen Girl Squad Issue 6
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A Decemberween celebration from the TGS.
The Teen Girl Squad celebrate Decemberween by jumping into a lion's mouth for presents.
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, What's Her Face, So and So, The Ugly One, Lion, The Man with the Huge Mouth, Smiley Face Man, Hawaiian Guy
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Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD:Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! (Wants a pony) So-and-so! (Wants a savings bond) Whats-her-face! (Wants a new stepdad) The Ugly One! (Wants to be Cheerleader)
CHEERLEADER: Okay, my gallies, listen up! We have to draw names for secret Decemberween gift exchange.
SO-AND-SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, and THE UGLY ONE: FUNTIME!
CHEERLEADER: Okay, chill. I put each of our names into this lion's mouth. (the screen pulls back to show a lion standing next to Cheerleader) Whats-her-face, you choose first.
WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm... hesitant.
CHEERLEADER: Fine then, you won't get any presents.
THE UGLY ONE: I want presents! I want presents! CANNONBALL! (she jumps into the lion's mouth)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: CHOMP!
(cut to a table with three judges. Two of them are the Man with the Huge Mouth. The other is a stick figure. They are all holding signs that say 2.)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: TWO'D!
(cut back to the girls)
CHEERLEADER: Uh, So-and-so, I'm thinking you're next.
SO AND SO: (thinking) Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals... (out loud) TRIPLE SALCHOW! (jumps into the lion's mouth)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: SHOMP!
SO AND SO: (from within) Come on in, the water's great!
CHEERLEADER: Last one in's a rotten friend! DOUBLE DOUBLE WHIPLESS MOCHACCINO HALF CAF! (jumps into lion's mouth)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: SHOOP! (cut to the judges. They are holding signs with noses on them.) 3 noses?
(cut back to Whats-her-face)
WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm vegan.
(A guy in a Hawaiian shirt appears playing a ukelele, and a large pile of babies appears behind Whats-her-face, about to fall on her.)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD (Singing): Wave o' babies.
(cut to inside the lion. Cheerleader is upside-down.)
CHEERLEADER: Yo, this lion's innards are looking...
CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD!
SO AND SO: Here I got you this present. (hands a present to Cheerleader, who opens it.)
CHEERLEADER: Oh, a giftcard for fashion, how did you know?
THE UGLY ONE: I got you this half digested gazelle carcass.
CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, and THE UGLY ONE: GAZELLE CARCASS!
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It's over!
Easter Eggs
- Click the O at the end in "It's Over!" for a small short with What's Her Face playing a game of Marco Polo with Cheerleader. Also, two babies (presumably from the Wave O'Babies) are clinging to her.
- Cheerleader: Marco.
- What's Her Face: Polo.
- Cheerleader: FiSH OUTTA WATER!!
- What's Her Face: Dag.
Fun Facts
- This is the only issue of TGS with The Man with the Huge Mouth to have his mouth closed.
- This is the shortest issue of Teen Girl Squad so far.
- In the opening, it's the only time Cheerleader doesn't have something written on her dress.
- This is the only issue of TGS so far where nobody gets killed... even though hanging out inside a lion is probably detrimental to your health in the long run.
- This is the first time What's Her Face has taken both of her hands out of her pockets.
External Links
| Decemberween in July |
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| Decemberween Teen Girl Squad | That Time of Year | Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes | Homestar and the Nice Present | Homestar vs. Little Girl | Seasonal Sweaters |
| Teen Girl Squad | |
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| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
