Scroll Button Songs

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The Scroll Button Song (also referred to as Strong Bad Email raps) is the song that Strong Bad does on the Strong Bad Email menu page. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. A collection of the Scroll Button Songs (up to and including the "Norman Rockwell" one) was included on strongbad_email.exe Disc One.

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Song	Time Featured	Listen
Scroll buttons never looked so good! Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would...	January 8, 2006 – Present highschool onward	Listen
Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em! Just the way I planned 'em! Everybody likes... you... friend!	September 12, 2005 – January 8, 2006 lady...ing – portrait	No link.
...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons.	June 6 – September 11, 2005 boring (really) – lady...ing	Listen
Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast?	November 29, 2004 – June 5, 2005 animal – do over	Listen
S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well!	November 8 – November 28, 2004 montage – virus	Listen
Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah!	August 16 – November 7, 2004 other days – extra plug	Listen
Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!	April 20 – August 15, 2004 car – for kids	Listen
Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!	March 16 – April 19, 2004 flashback	Listen
I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'.	January 19 – March 15, 2004 the bet – different town	Listen
The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin.	November 25, 2003 – January 18, 2004 colonization – video games	Listen
Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long!	September 15 – November 24, 2003 kids' book – local news	Listen
Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you!	August 4 – September 14, 2003 stunt double – kids' book	Listen
COACH Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack! STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack.	May 19 – August 3, 2003 mascot – stunt double	Listen
Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack!	March 31 – May 18, 2003 caper – crazy cartoon	Listen
Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh.	January 20 – March 30, 2003 marzipan – autobiography	Listen
Scroll-a boTOnes!	Unknown – January 19, 2003 Unknown – dragon	Listen
Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.	Unknown Unknown	No link.
'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.	September 9, 2002 – Unknown invisibility – Unknown	No link.
Scroll buttons. What is UP?	Unknown – September 8, 2002 property of ones – vacation (& sb_email 22)	No link.
Scroll buttons.. you guys okay?	July 8, 2002 – Unknown sisters – helium	Listen
Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together.	Unknown – June 25, 2002 Unknown – gimmicks	No link.
Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.	March 4, 2002 – Unknown band names – Unknown	No link.

You can find mirrors of the old raps here, here and here.

Contents 1 Fun Facts 1.1 Inside References 1.2 Real World References 1.3 Fast Forward

Fun Facts

Inside References

• The September 12, 2005 song refers to random.bat, which was released simultaneously with the rap.
• The June 6, 2005 song is one of Marzipan's attempts at a scroll button song in replacement, which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard." The Brothers Chaps decided to use this as a scroll button song while they were recording the commentary for that email.
• The rap duet between Coach Z and Strong Bad may be a reference to new hands, in which Coach Z first performs "These peoples try to fade me."

Real World References

• In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to Norman Rockwell, an early-20th-century painter.

Fast Forward

• Strong Bad and Coach Z would also later perform a duet in rampage

Strong Bad Email Info
Site Components	Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner (2006)
Emails by	Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
Running Gags	Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on? Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology	Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), Papers (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
Analysis	Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails