User:Mathgrant

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DuaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a puzzle craze from the 2000's!

"close drawer"

About Me

I like HRWiki.

"You heard it, folks! mathgrant likes HRWiki!"

"It's fluffety. It's puffety. 1, 2, 3, 4, 9."

Random Incoherent Crap

Random incoherent crap happens! Stave it off, 1, 2, 3, and now what would you do if you were a diffirent town for one day????? I can do carthweels for a big old round old red old natsy old mile! And his hands looked like guacamole! It was the moooooooooooooon!!!! I knew it! LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO! I FEEL LIKE SOME SERIOUS BISCUIT DOUGH!

Okay, so I'm not very good at incoherent crap. Only coherent crap.

Definition List

AAAAAAAAAA 

The Anglo-Americo-Australian Association Against Arbitrarily Asinine Alliterative Acronym Abuse. [1]

A-NOTHING! 

See Nothing.

Arrow 

Appears in Dance Dance Revolution to tell you which pads to step on. Also appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 1 to kill The Ugly One.

Chance 

What's Her Face sings a song about having one with a guy.

Corporate Rock 

See Sucks.

Costume Palace 

Where the King of Town bought his crown.

Dead 

The Cheat is not dead. Homestar Runner's brain is dead. Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon should be dead.

Decemberween 

The best one ever was in 2001.

Douglas 

The Cheat can't say this word, which is why the black sycamore outside the window has a more advanced vocabulary than The Cheat.

Everybody 

Name of some guy who likes the Homestar Runner. The intro page seems to be dedicated to him: "Everybody! La-di-da-di-da!"

Fluffy Puff Mayo 

Definition 1 (Homestar): Pretty darned good mayo. Definition 2 (everyone else): Poison.

GIVE BABY 

How to get free pills.

Hitler 

His brain is in a jar.

How to tell if someone's dumb 

See How to tell if someone's stupid.

How to tell if someone's stupid 

See How to tell if someone's dumb.

Infinity 

When you put it in an empty glass, it becomes colorful and a great subject for, say, experimental films.

Jar 

Hitler's brain is in one.

Jig 

Strong Bad quickly discovers that this dance is more effective for catching fish than a lure is.

King 

What the King of Town claims to be.

Limozeen 

A band that Strong Bad likes. One time, their name was at the top of the screen, but Larry didn't know that.

Luigi 

Mario's brother. It's gonna take the world's biggest miracle for the King of Town to be able to dress up as him on Halloween.

Mario 

An overweight plumber. The obese King of Town resembles him so much, that all he needed to do was put on the trademark M hat to dress up as him for Halloween.

mathgrant 

See Moron.

Moron 

What you are if you don't like Homestar Runner. Also, what mathgrant is.

Mrs. Commanderson 

A pre-kindergarten teacher who also works for The Cheat Commandos. Obviously, she never has any time to sleep.

Normal 

What the word Douglas is, and what everything else on HSR isn't.

Nothing 

What Strong Bad got Marzipan for her birthday. Also, what's in mathgrant's head.

Peasantry 

A small village where Rather Dashing lives. The population is dwindling due to Trogdor.

PUT BABY IN BUCKET 

How to get a free meatball sub.

Rocks 

They're in your head if you hate HSR.

Sbu 

Making Bubs say this word renders him incapable of lying -- I mean, flying.

Self-reference 

See Self-reference.

Sucks 

A word that describes the SB e-mail tape leg, as well as all reality television shows. Some people prefer to euphemize with the word "vacuums".

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes 

A crazy cartoon.

Teen Girl Squad 

Awesome HSR cartoon.

Thatched-roof Cottage 

Trogdor fodder.

THROW BABY 

The quickest way to get soda.

Trophy 

The Cheat deserves one.

Twenty-Sided Die 

Popular RPG item. One squishes So and So in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, but Strong Bad thinks it has only twelve sides, because he can't even count to G.

Website 

What this is.

Z 

Last letter in the alphabet.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 

You'd have to be totally dull to say this word while watching a cartoon by The Brothers Chaps.

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