Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)

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"But Troggie's got a fire that cannot be contained!"

For the Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP, Brainkrieg plays a song about Trogdor's fiery rage. Homestar wants to know if you won.

Cast (in order of appearance): Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg, What's Her Face, Brainkrieg, Trogdor, Homestar Runner

Places: School Stage

Date: Friday, May 10, 2019

Running time: 2:47



{The four Gregs are standing around a table playing Trogdor!! The Board Game}

D N' D GREG: And then the knight moves... {moving a knight meeple} west, north, north, east! {the knight ends on Trogdor's tile}


OPEN SOURCE GREG: We've been hit by a knight with an empty trog-meter! {close-up on the empty meter}

SCI-FI GREG: {throwing up his arms in despair} We lost the game!

D N' D GREG: Now just wait a minute gentlemen...

{Reverse shot shows What's Her Face at the other end of the table}

D N' D GREG: ...and the one lady we've found who will tolerate us.

WHAT'S HER FACE: {bows} S'right!

D N' D GREG: Trogdor has one more trick up his spikey wristband that he wears in my head-canon!


{Zoom into D N' D Greg's chest as drums start. Cut to Brainkrieg performing onstage.}

Trogdor's Fiery Rage

BRAINKRIEG: {singing}
So you lost the game
Well that's really lame
But Troggie's got a fire
That cannot be contained!

Trogdor's Fiery Rage! (Draw five cards!)
Trogdor's Fiery Rage! (Five movement cards!)
Trogdor's Fiery Rage! (Draw five cards!)
Trogdor's Fiery Rage!

He gets wraparound
Burns everything down
Just by touching it
Except the archer lives

Trogdor's Fiery Rage! (Draw five cards!)
Trogdor's Fiery Rage! (Five movement cards!)
Trogdor's Fiery Rage! (Draw five cards!)
Trogdor's Fiery Rage!

{Cut back to the Gregs' and What's Her Face's game, where every piece has been burninated}

SCI-FI GREG: Trogdor's fiery rage was successful!!

OPEN SOURCE GREG: I'm sure that success will extend into our social lives!

{Everyone present is suddenly squashed by a deck of Brainkrieg playing cards}

BRAINKRIEG: {spoken} Deck of cards!
Jugga jigga wugga.

{Blackout, which lasts for about sixteen seconds before pieces of the toon start playing glitchily at random}

{Sci-Fi Greg appears, unaccompanied by any other characters or props}

SCI-FI GREG: We lost the ga—! {all but his left arm disappears}

{A tune plays as Brainkrieg's dummer appears briefly, then cut to meeples moving on their own on a blank page}

D N' D GREG: West, west, south, south... {the background goes black and the meeples vanish one by one}

{A slow drum beat starts as Homestar Runner ducks in from the bottom}

Did You Win?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {speaking in rhythm}
Did you win?
Did you win?
I take it you were playing Trogdor!! The Board Game
So did you win?

Was it a real close shave?
Or did you win handily?
Did you play it with some friends?
Or peoples chosen randomly?

Did you have a good time?
Did you think it was worth the purchase price?
I hope that you enjoyed yourself
'Cause that would make me feel oh so nice

{singing off-key}
I know you can't see my face
So you can tell how serious this is
But I really want to know
{speaking} That's why I'm givin' you this game outcome quiz

Did you win?
So, so, did you win?
I heard you were playing Trogdor!! The Board Game
And I just really want to know if you did

Fun Facts

Inside References

  • "Trogdor's Fiery Rage" refers to Trogdor as "Troggie", which he was also called in Happy Trogday.
  • Brainkrieg ends their song with a phrase beginning with D-E ("deck of cards"), followed by "jugga jigga wugga", as they did in death metal.

See Also

  • The visuals that occur during the music video

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