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==Flash Scenes== | ==Flash Scenes== | ||
Revision as of 01:04, 10 April 2009
The Store is where one can buy Homestar Runner merchandise. It is also the main source of income for The Brothers Chaps, allowing homestarrunner.com to remain ad-free.
Page Title: All Types of Crazy Crap
Contents |
Front Page
April 6, 2009
INTRODUCING SBEMAIL'S 50 GREATEST HITS!
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Order within the next 10 minutes and we'll throw in 5 bonus SBEmails like "50 emails" and "specially marked" absolutely free! That's a total of 55 SBEmails for just $12! HOLD EVERYTHING...THAT'S NOT ALL!!
You can get this fabulous new DVD ABSOLUTELY FREE when you purchase any Five-Dor T-shirt. Plus, to celebrate the release of SBEmails' 50 Greatest Hits, all Trogdor T-shirts are 20% off! Don't miss these incredible deals!
Episode 5: 8-Bit is Enough, now available!
Videlectrix and Telltale Games have teamed up to bring you Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People! It's Strong Bad's very own 3D point-and-click-em-up adventure game in 5 monthly episodes!
Wii Customers! Get it from the Wii Shop Channel NOW! For more info on the WiiWare version, click here.
Looking for something to cover those sad, puddy-colored dorm room walls? You can't go wrong with our Trogdor Poster! His bold, vibrant colors suggest eerie black-light effects. Despite all his majesty, he won't actually glow in the dark.
Older News
Products
Combo Menu Values!
Clothing
Currently Offered Clothing
Accessories
Toys
CD/DVDs
2-Dimensional Stuff
- Store Posters
- Store Other 2-D Stuff (Patches, Static Clings, and Bumper Stickers)
Freebies
No Longer Available
- Tattoos — Featuring images of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Badia themes, and others
- Floaty pens — One side of this pen features The Cheat in the tire moving back and forth in front of the Strong Badia background. The other side of the pen displays the Strong Badia Flag.
- MiniPins — An older set of six colorful MiniPins featuring the most popular Homestar characters
- Buttons — Colorful Magnetized Character Buttons
- Strong Bad Mask — As seen in Sample of Style Too
- Stickers — Hi My Name Is _______
- Kick The Cheat
- See also past freebies for freebies no longer offered.
This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.
Store Footer
The store footer is a small animation at the bottom of every store page. It features Bubs at his concession stand, doing his "checkitout checkitout" dance from Lookin at a Thing in a Bag (but without sound). The animation changes throughout the day and year. If you click on the 'D' in "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND", Homestar Runner runs in, does his part of the dance, and leaves. In the winter theme, Homestar wears his hat from The Best Decemberween Ever.
Time of year changes
- Summer Theme: Footer Introduction – November 15, 2005
- Autumn Theme: November 16, 2005 – January 8, 2006
- Winter Theme: January 9, 2006 – March 23, 2006
- Summer Theme: March 24, 2006 – November 7, 2006
- Autumn Theme: November 8, 2006 – January 20, 2007
- Winter Theme: January 21, 2007 – April 1, 2007
- Spring Theme: April 2, 2007 – October 2, 2007
- Autumn Theme: October 2, 2007 – January 18, 2008
- Winter Theme: January 18, 2008 – May 22, 2008
- Spring Theme: May 22, 2008 – present
Time of day changes
- Sunrise: 4:00 a.m. – 6:00 a.m.
- Day: 6:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m.
- Sunset: 6:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m.
- Night: 8:00 p.m. – 4:00 a.m.
Images
| Spring | Summer | Autumn | Winter | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Daytime |  |  |  |  |
| Sunrise |  |  |  |  |
| Night |  |  |  |  |
Flash Scenes
- After buying something, you were once taken to one of several short Store Thank You Messages. They stopped playing on October 9, 2008.
- When you look at your shopping cart, various items will randomly generate small Flash scenes with text on the page, with links to other popular items:
- Strong Bad standing alone with a "GAR
BAGE SALE" sign- STRONG BAD: Oh yeah?! You think that stuff is so great? Well, check out this other crap!!
- Flicking the lightswitch, with a glowstick:
- THE CHEAT: "They told me to tell you that you'd also like these things.* Meh!" (*translated from the cheat)
- Dancing at the concession stand:
- BUBS: If you like that stuff, check this junk out!
- Trogdor chasing a peasant, both drawn in pixel art
- TROGDOR: This other stuff'll really burninate your cottage, peasant.
- Running in place:
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hello. Umm... you forgot to buy this other stuff that you like.
- Strong Bad standing alone with a "GAR
Other Places To Buy
Local Business Area Stores
According to this page, independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good). Find them with the store locator.
Google Product Search
If you search for Homestar Runner at Google Product Search (formerly Froogle), you can see H*R products being sold at various other stores.
Magazines
Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen here), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.
Comic Cons
Merchandise was available for sale at Comic Conventions and shows around the country throughout 2005. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by Strong Dad and The Mother Chaps. Those who attended had a chance to win door prizes consisting of autographed merchandise. Freebies were included within every purchase.
DragonCon
Merchandise was also sold at booth #101 in the Exhibitor's Hall for all 4 days of DragonCon in Atlanta, Georgia. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by the Brothers Chaps, the Family Chaps, and other members of the Homestar crew.
This location was parodied in the short toon TrogdorCon '97.
Telltale Store
Following the Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People announcement, certain items of Strong Bad related merchandise were added to the Telltale Games Store.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- While loading the musical shirt selection, a message flashes, reading "loading shirtfun".
- While loading a "Thank-you" message, a loading screen appears reading "load 'er up".
- The Kick The Cheat plush toy was not available for purchase for a five-month period beginning 12 April 2005.
- The main pages link to "http://www.homestarrunner.com/store.html" rather than the Yahoo version.
Goofs
- On the Store Locator map, Wisconsin is spelled "Wisonsin".
- On the Store Locator map, the links for Alberta and British Columbia are backwards; clicking Alberta references an anchor labeled "#BC", while clicking British Colombia references "#ALB".
- On the Store Locator map, Pennsylvania is not clickable, even though there is a store in the Pennsylvania section of the list.
- Nebraska, Oklahoma, Virginia, Wisconsin, Minnesota and British Columbia (Canada) are clickable on the Store Locator map even though there are no stores listed for these states.
- The July 23, 2007 front page update claims the toy sale ends on "Sunday, August 4" (a Saturday), although the Collectible Figurines page had the correct date of August 5th.
- When looking at your shopping cart, the link for Kick the Cheat is still on, instead of it being taken out. However, instead of going to its page, you get redirected to the shop homepage.
Inside References
- The Store Locator on the new store features The United States and Canada in white underwear, a reference to weird dream.
- The store's footer at the bottom of the store is Bubs's "checkitout" dance from Lookin at a Thing in a Bag.
- The "GARBAGE SALE" sign with the "B" crossed out is a reference to garage sale.
- "Support the Municipality!" is a reference to an Easter egg in the email disconnected.
Real-World References
- The "Trogdor High-Score Club" patch may be a takeoff of the old Activision club patches where sending a picture of a high score from the game would result in getting a patch.
External Links
- visit the store
- view the footer at the bottom of the store
- view Bubs's promotional message
- view Strong Bad's promotional message
- view The Cheat's promotional message
- view Homestar Runner's promotional message
- view Trogdor's promotional message
- view the musical T-shirt selection
- view the Store Map
- view archived versions of the store from 2001-2007
| Preceded by: Flash Store | Store Navigation May 23, 2005-Present | Succeeded by: N/A |
| Yahoo Store | |
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| Pages | Main, Combos, Thank You Messages |
| Apparel | T-Shirts, Polo Shirts, Baby Clothes, Hooded Sweatshirts |
| Other | Accessories, Toys, CD/DVDs, Posters, Other 2-D Stuff, Freebies |
| Front Page News | 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 |
| Homestar Runner Navigation | |
|---|---|
| Navigation Bar | Index Page | Main Pages | Toons Menu | Strong Bad Email Menu | Games Menu | Store | Contact |
| Popups | Quote of the Week | Weekly Fanstuff | Sketchbook | Random Toon |
| Other | Character Videos | Downloads | Museum | Legal | YouTube |
