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Pizzas that no one understands.
Jaded Teen Pizza is a pizza place, managed and run by Reynold's Brother. Like the manager, it seems to be punk-style, with its motto "No one understands our pizza", and it appears to be directed towards teenagers. Although it is primarily a pizza place, it has been implied that it also serves "wings". The uniforms are made up of white hats with a stylized picture of a pizza slice on them. Reynold's Brother wears three of those for some reason, one on each spike of his mohawk. Crackotage, Silent Rip, and Gunhaver (whom Reynold's Brother refers to by his given name, Charles) worked here after they were fired from the Cheat Commandos by Flashfight. It is not known if anyone else works there, as the kitchen was the only part seen. The three eventually started a rival restaurant known as "Kitchen Commandos", which failed and went out of business after three months.
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| Cheat Commandos
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| The Commandos | Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip
Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
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| Blue Laser | Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
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| Other Characters | Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
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| Places | Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office
Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage
The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
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| Combat Accessories | Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
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| Episodes | Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS!
An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
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| Show Elements | Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
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| Cast and Crew | A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
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| Miscellaneous | Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics
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