User:Jcarey206

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Revision as of 02:50, 22 December 2011

Welcome to me!

Haldo, Homestar Runner fans! I'm Jcarey206. I have known about Homestar Runner for over 7 years now. I like to try to edit this wiki whenever I can. I often make minor edits, but I try to make more valuable changes whenever I can. If there is anything you want to say to me, say it on my talk page. I always like getting new messages. So, take a look around. I strongly suggest you going here, and going here's not bad, and this page is pretty fun. I mean, I've seen it.

How I Learned About homestarrunner.com 

I first learned about homestarrunner.com when my friend showed me the first time here toon, which I thought was hilarious! (You know. "Oh, right. homestarrunner dot net. 'Its dot com!'") He showed me Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon after that, which I also enjoyed. (You know. "I feel... cooler, and... less like I suck so bad.") That got me hooked on the website for the rest of my life. After that I watched every toon and Strong Bad Email and loved them all! Yay!!!

Other things I like 

Music: Green Day, They Might Be Giants, R.E.M., U2, Smashing Pumpkins, The Lonely Island, Bullet For My Valentine, System of a Down, Metallica

Movies: Groundhog Day, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Back to the Future, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Waterboy, The Dark Knight, Unstoppable
TV Shows: The Simpsons, The Animaniacs (I miss it), The Office, 30 Rock, Mind Freak, The Deadliest Catch, Cash Cab
Video Games: Star Fox 64, Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl,SBCG4AP Super Mario Galaxy, Donkey Kong Country, Bunny Invasion, Pokémon, Medroid (entire series), Portal

Favorite Quotes

This is a list of some of my favorite quotes said by some of the characters on HomestarRunner.com:

Homestar Runner: "I'm good for it. I'll pay you the ten bucks right now!" (Halloween Fairstival)
Homestar Runner: "Let's have a marriage. Let's have a marriage license." (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2)
Homestar Runner: "I honestly wonder how many million donuts I'll sell on my first day. Three? Four? Eight?" (Donut Unto Others)
Homsar: "I'm a song from the sixties." (interview) 

Homsar: "Why, hello chocolate cake!" (strong badathlon) Strong Sad: "This is the greatest day of my life. I feel like a few dollars." (Sick Day)

Strong Sad: "This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!" (3 Times Halloween Funjob)
Strong Bad: "You traitor! You shot my favorite TV show!" (Bug In Mouth Disease)
Bubs: "Dangit, purple wrench!" (Hremail 62)
Strong Mad: " GIRLS ARE CONFUSING!!!!!" (imaginary)

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This user's favorite character is Strong Bad.

This user has rocked out to Trogdor on Guitar Hero 2.

This user has rocked out to Because, It's Midnite on Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s.

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This user plays [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|-

This user plays SBCG4AP on a PC. |SBCG4AP]].

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This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Homestar Ruiner.

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This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Strong Badia the Free (counting/not counting Uber-Pope).

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This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Baddest of the Bands.

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This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in 8-Bit Is Enough.

This user can play the guitar.

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This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user has a secret handshake.

This user has the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat.

This user takes battle axe lessons at the rec center.

This user is imagining why on Earth he/she can't get ye flask!

This user is a member of the Strong Badia Emperialist Awesomnessist Party.

This user has shanked _Devins_____'s jenga ship.

This user Graduated at CGNU.

This user will TELL you what he thinks of the ENGLISH.

This user owns a Black Trogdor T-shirt.

This user owns a Star T-shirt.

This user owns a Limozeen T-shirt.

This user owns a Coach Z T-shirt.

This user is also on YouTube.

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This user will get Eh Steve!.

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This user likes to wear swee-atshirts.

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This user is a Communist Fool.

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This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

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Homsar's words of wisdom: "I'm crying on the inside."

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This User's words of wisdom: Template:Courage and Wits are Not Enough. A Shotgun Helps.

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Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "It won't be here forever. So come see me and this little dog for vera low prices!!"

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This user is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

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This user can make it on his own.

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This user enjoys watching The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spooktacular!

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This user is prepared to send you his/her weight in free sign up CDs.

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This user is playing better video games.

 This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.  
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This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

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This user's got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.

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This user can play the guitar.

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This user plays mining games.

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This user has more than two prablems.

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This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

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This user is SO GOOD!

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This user doesn't like his/her style bitten.

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This user thinks the nightly nacho cheese masks are not working.

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This user has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold.

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This user is on the mooooooon!

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This user is Super Brave!!

This user is gonna have a good time tonight.

This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.

This user could use a dollar, he could use a couple bucks.

This user is squirrel left-handed.

This user is a member of Strong Mad's Posse.

This user also thinks Firebert is not a good Commando name.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

This user wants to be the guy too

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user has all types of crazy crap.

This user is holy-crap-adorable!

If this user had thumbs, he'd be sticking them up his/her armpits right now.

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This user is making out with his girlfriend

This user plays Nintendo with Moses Malone.

This user keeps cool with Monkey D's Summer Tips.

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is Hazardous to your Health.

This user is not willing to sever his/her leg, but he/she would like to try a combo meal.

This user has caught a Europa-pean Lobster with a water rocket.

This user just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his cell phone!

This user is awesome singing backwards metal.

This user likes cloth.

 This user can play the drum!  
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This user can play the drum!

 This user will give ya two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.  
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This user will give ya two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.

 This user is less than B.  
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This user is less than B.

 This user is a member of the On Point Kings  
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This user is a member of the On Point Kings

 This user mourns the loss of the old paper.  
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This user mourns the loss of the old paper.

 This user supports Pistols for Pandas.  
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This user supports Pistols for Pandas.

 This user was affected by the Dry Pencil Scare of '47.  
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This user was affected by the Dry Pencil Scare of '47.

 This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.  
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This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

 This user is a latitude snob.  
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This user is a latitude snob.

 This user is a member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.  
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This user is a member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.

 This user has a secret handshake.  
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This user has a secret handshake.

 This user's rubbing ointment costs fifty bucks a tube.  
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This user's rubbing ointment costs fifty bucks a tube.

 This user was burninated by Trogdor.  
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This user was burninated by Trogdor.

 This user wears glasses.  
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This user wears glasses.

 The Horrible Painting gives this user the Jibblies.  
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The Horrible Painting gives this user the Jibblies.

 This user can count to G!  
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This user can count to G!

 That's nothing. This user can count to purple backwards!  
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That's nothing. This user can count to purple backwards!

 There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree...  
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There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree...

 This user is The Great.  
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This user is The Great.

 This user misses Original Bubs.  
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This user misses Original Bubs.

 This user doesn't really even care about you.  
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This user doesn't really even care about you.

 This user has the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat.  
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This user has the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat.

 This user likes to splo stuff up.  
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This user likes to splo stuff up.

 This user does not play with 2 many knives.  
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This user does not play with 2 many knives.

 Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.  
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Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.

 This user has to save his/her weird accent!  
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This user has to save his/her weird accent!

 This user can play the violin.  
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This user can play the violin.

 This user is sorry for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad.  
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This user is sorry for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad.

 This user is doing The Cheat's taxes.  
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This user is doing The Cheat's taxes.

 This user comes for the wuggas, but stays for the jiggy juggas.  
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This user comes for the wuggas, but stays for the jiggy juggas.

 This user is a biscuit head.  
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This user is a biscuit head.

 This user takes battle axe lessons at the rec center.  
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This user takes battle axe lessons at the rec center.

 This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.  
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This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.

 This user is a Deletehead.  
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This user is a Deletehead.

 Just then, this user traipsed in, naked as a jaybird.  
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Just then, this user traipsed in, naked as a jaybird.

 This user has a good time with bread.  
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This user has a good time with bread.

 This user doesn't like Nebulon's style.  
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This user doesn't like Nebulon's style.

 This user can do it! They can do it twelve times!  
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This user can do it! They can do it twelve times!

 This user plays on the keyboards.  
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This user plays on the keyboards.

 This user has an embarrassing tan-line.  
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This user has an embarrassing tan-line.

 This user needs you to get out of here, Wretched Simmons!  
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This user needs you to get out of here, Wretched Simmons!

 This user is imagining why on Earth he/she can't get ye flask!  
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This user is imagining why on Earth he/she can't get ye flask!

 This user eats melty candy bars straight from the bag.  
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This user eats melty candy bars straight from the bag.

 This user's an abomination and is coming to your house after school!  
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This user's an abomination and is coming to your house after school!

 This user is a member of the Strong Badia Emperialist Awesomnessist Party.  
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This user is a member of the Strong Badia Emperialist Awesomnessist Party.

 This user is a member of the Bleak House Depressive Constitutional Monarchist Party.  
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This user is a member of the Bleak House Depressive Constitutional Monarchist Party.

 This user is a member of the The Cheat and Tirerea secessionist unionist Powered By The Cheat...ist Party.  
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This user is a member of the The Cheat and Tirerea secessionist unionist Powered By The Cheat...ist Party.

 This user is a member of the Concessionstan Neutralist Commonwealthist Black Marketist Party.  
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This user is a member of the Concessionstan Neutralist Commonwealthist Black Marketist Party.

 This user is a member of the Country WhateverpartyCountryhas Party.  
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This user is a member of the Country WhateverpartyCountryhas Party.

 This user is a member of the Homsar Reservation Tomato Salad on the Loose Party.  
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This user is a member of the Homsar Reservation Tomato Salad on the Loose Party.

 This user is a member of The East Homezipan Fruit Declaring Party.  
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This user is a member of The East Homezipan Fruit Declaring Party.

 This user downloads a lot of fonts.  
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This user downloads a lot of fonts.

 This user spends a lot of time in the sandbox.  
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This user spends a lot of time in the sandbox.

 This user is takin' this baby to the MOOoooOOOon!.  
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This user is takin' this baby to the MOOoooOOOon!.

 This user has taken the Challenge of the Crystal Shards.  
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This user has taken the Challenge of the Crystal Shards.

 This user's life is a joke.  
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This user's life is a joke.

 This user wears a bowler hat.  
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This user wears a bowler hat.

 This user already did some writin' today.  
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This user already did some writin' today.

 This user wants you to get your own!  
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This user wants you to get your own!

 This user has put his/her weight on it!  
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This user has put his/her weight on it!

 This user is an expanded universe character.  
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This user is an expanded universe character.

 This user has shanked ______'s jenga ship.  
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This user has shanked ______'s jenga ship.

 This user's jenga ship has been shanked by ______.  
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This user's jenga ship has been shanked by ______.

 This user has too much time on his/her hands.  
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This user has too much time on his/her hands.

 This user sees the goat as half-dead.  
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This user sees the goat as half-dead.

 This user sees the goat as half-alive.  
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This user sees the goat as half-alive.

 This user Graduated at CGNU.  
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This user Graduated at CGNU.

 This user has killed people's legs for terrible road-trip inside jokes.  
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This user has killed people's legs for terrible road-trip inside jokes.

 This user will TELL you what he thinks of the ENGLISH.  
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This user will TELL you what he thinks of the ENGLISH.

 This user is not really break dancing.  
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This user is not really break dancing.

 On a Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition Sandwich?!!.  
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On a Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition Sandwich?!!.

 This user's gunk is plenty ill already.  
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This user's gunk is plenty ill already.

 This user's paunch does not smell!  
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This user's paunch does not smell!

 This user is a member of the Wet Knee Gumption Club.  
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This user is a member of the Wet Knee Gumption Club.

 This user is a member of the Council Against Paint Daubs.  
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This user is a member of the Council Against Paint Daubs.

 This user submitted a costume to the Halloween Contests.  
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This user submitted a costume to the Halloween Contests.

 This user submitted a pumpkin to the Halloween Contests.  
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This user submitted a pumpkin to the Halloween Contests.

Costume This user has been on a Halloween costume commentary.

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Punkin This user has been on the Punkin Show.

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Contest This user has won the Halloween Contest.

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 This user has the ball at the top of the key.  
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This user has the ball at the top of the key.

 This user thinks the Zubs and Coach B project is pretty hilarious.  
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This user thinks the Zubs and Coach B project is pretty hilarious.

 This user can see you from there.  
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This user can see you from there.

 Thix uxer can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!  
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Thix uxer can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!

 This user has his/her lazors set on stun because he/she has to stun you just to get his/her point through.  
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This user has his/her lazors set on stun because he/she has to stun you just to get his/her point through.

 This user is a visitor from an alternate universe!  
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This user is a visitor from an alternate universe!

 This user is revamped for the nineties!  
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This user is revamped for the nineties!

 This user is a painted twashcan.  
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This user is a painted twashcan.

 This user reads Ron Planet.  
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This user reads Ron Planet.

 Oh, and this user was totally there and not at Applebee's! Good Shot, John—Jimmy!  
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Oh, and this user was totally there and not at Applebee's! Good Shot, John—Jimmy!

 THIS USER IS BEHIND THE FREAKIN’ BOX!  
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THIS USER IS BEHIND THE FREAKIN’ BOX!