Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2
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The sequel to 2 Part Episode: Part 1.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip, Subtlefuge, Dryghost, Swampslash, Fudgeclank, Flashfight, Fightgar, Firebert, Blue Laser Commander, Reynold, Ripberger, Green Helmets, Reinforcements, Taranchula (Easter Egg)
Places (in order of appearance): Topplegangers' Hideout, Cheat Commandos HQ, Reynold's Office
Date: Monday, June 8, 2009
Running Time: 5:10
Page Title: You know dang well!
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Transcript
{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to the Topplegangers' Hideout.}
SILENT RIP: You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?
GUNHAVER: I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different Rag Tag band of mercenaries.
{Danger Music plays, four Topplegangers' appear (silhouetted) from the bushes.}
GUNHAVER: All together now boys.
ALL: {groans} Gulp!
{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}
SUBTLEFUGE: Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos. {pronounced co-mon-dos}
{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}
CRACKOTAGE: Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.
SILENT RIP: And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.
SUBTLEFUGE: And how do we know this isn't a trap?
{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his boxers full of lips on it showing.}
GUNHAVER: I've been wearing these same boxers for three {Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions} days!
{Cut back to Subtlefuge}
SUBTLEFUGE Eeeenngghh. I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.
{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}
SUBTLEFUGE: Dryghost.
{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}
SUBTLEFUGE: Swampslash.
{Cut to another scene with just trees, then a Toppleganger comes out of Hammerspace, the Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, has a normal Cheat skin color, all his Cheat spots have many colors, and paint around his eyes, cheeks, and mouth, and is wearing a grenade belt with four grenades on it.}
SUBTLEFUGE: Fudgeclank.
FUDGECLANK: {laughs as a clown}
{The Topplegangers all walk up into a group.}
SUBTLEFUGE: Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.
{The "Cheap as Free" logo appears in the bottom left corner, cut to another scene at the outside of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside.}
FLASHFIGHT: And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?
{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}
FIGHTGAR: Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so maybe we can have some fun for once?
{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}
FLASHFIGHT: Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire YOU, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!
FIREBERT: {Sad The Cheat noises}
{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office}
REYNOLD: And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever convienient, and if not, then thats fine!
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!
REYNOLD: I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear your face off and wear it to town!
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Woah! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?
REYNOLD: Ooooh, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.
'{Cut to Subtlefuge and the ex-Cheat Commandos}'
SUBTLEFUGE: Now, here are the plans!
SILENT RIP: Where did you get those?!
DRYGHOST We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.
SWAMPSLASH It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.
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Easter Eggs
- Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
- {Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}
- CRACKOTAGE: And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get back into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
- ALL BUT CRACKOTAGE: {moan}
- Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip. See the visuals.
- {music} That's what happens when you down with the Fudgeclank!!!
- PBTC FUDGECLANK: HA HA HAAAA HA HA!
Fun Facts
Explanations
- Dressage is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
- A Bar Mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ceremony.
Goofs
- When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
Inside References
- Pony Fights is a reference to Commandos in the Classroom.
- "Terlet" is a reversal of "Er" pronounced as "Oi".
- The Taranchula Easter egg recalls Trudgemank.
- Silent Rip mentions the playset belongs to Donnie.
- Flashfight mentions that Firebert's commando name is "exquisite", a play on the running joke that Firebert is a terrible commando name, begun in army.
- Subtlefuge refers to Crackotage as Crapotage.
- The battery disguise and the associated sounds are of the same style as those in bike thief.
Real World References
- Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for Energizer batteries.
External Links
- watch "Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2"
- forum thread re: "Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2"
