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"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"
CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS?
The Blue Laser Commander is the evil mastermind behind Blue Laser, an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the Cheat Commandos. He formulates many evil schemes in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy British accent. The only differences between his uniform and that of his minions are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch that switches sides whenever he turns around, due to the fact that Cheat Commandos is just a poorly animated 30-minute commercial disguised as a cartoon.
He is well disposed to extreme exclaimations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well that's JUST GREAT!!", "I just hate you SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", and "Old ladies SUCK!"
Blue Laser Commander is a parody of Cobra Commander (the Cheat Commandos are a takeoff of G.I.Joe), especially the following traits:
- His partially obscured face covering some kind of blemish
- His uniform that is similar yet distinct from his henchmen
- His screechy voice
- His volatile, psychotic temperament
According to one Sketchbook update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an Ungurait, but that idea was abandoned.
Filmography
| Cheat Commandos
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| The Commandos | Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip
Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
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| Blue Laser | Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
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| Other Characters | Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
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| Places | Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office
Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage
The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
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| Combat Accessories | Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
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| Episodes | Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS!
An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
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| Show Elements | Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
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| Cast and Crew | A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
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| Miscellaneous | Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics
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