Teen Girl Squad Issue 7
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The girls reminisce on when they were toddlers.
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Tompkins, Fat Man, Mrs. Commanderson, The Man with the Huge Mouth, Thomas (easter egg), Fightgar (easter egg), Gunhaver (easter egg)
Page Title: Diaper School Grads!
Date: August 23, 2004
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Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teeny tiny girl squad! Cheerleader {fattycakes}, So and So {Polite and Boring}, What's Her Face {Lice and More!}, The Ugly One! {boy or girl?} and Tompkins.
{Music cuts out}
SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: Ooncha, ooncha, one-two-three-cha, leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a. Brush your teeth, comb your hair, I saw Tompkins in his under-where are you going, what are you doing, how do you be so short?
THE UGLY ONE: One Inch!
SO AND SO: Two Inch!
THE UGLY ONE: Three Inch!
SO AND SO: Four Inch!
THE UGLY ONE: Um, thats as high as I can count.
{Music comes back on}
WHAT'S HER FACE: I can count to G!
CHEERLEADER: That's nothing. I can count to purple backwards!
WHAT'S HER FACE: Here comes Tompkins.
TOMPKINS: Listen up, you undapants! Who wants to get hogtied, and pushed down, into, some snakewater?
THE UGLY ONE: Tompkins, how do you be so short?
TOMPKINS: Heck, I'm taller than you.
ALL: TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!
TOMPKINS: Waaaahh!
{Tompkins runs off. As he is running, various monstrous doodles threaten his life}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: AGGH! GRAGH!...and he died somehow.
{The deceased Tompkins is in three parts on an Olympic Style podium with the caption "Torso takes Silver"}
{Cut back to the four girls}
WHAT'S HER FACE: Tompkins crinkled when he walked.
SO AND SO: Poor guy never made it out of training pants.
CHEERLEADER: Whatta you kiddos think of my... VERY OWN CHOCOLATE BAR!!
{Cheerleader whips out a chocolate bar that is covered in grains of something and one ant.}
SO AND SO: Looks like you dropped it in the sand.
CHEERLEADER: No, I just dipped it in salt!
WHAT'S HER FACE: That's grosser than gross.
CHEERLEADER: Yeah? Well, my house has a hundred bafrooms!
SO AND SO: You mean your parent's house?
THE UGLY ONE: You mean two bafrooms?
CHEERLEADER: NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!
{Large Man in a singlet appears, going down the slide}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {grunting as the Large Man} squished.
SO AND SO: She led a full life.
WHAT'S HER FACE: She led a full stomach.
{Cut to a standard school bell that says "Bill Bellamy" on it.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: BRRRIIINNNG!
The remaining three girls: NAPTIME!!
{Mrs. Commanderson appears in the sky behind them then swoops down to grab the girls.}
THE UGLY ONE: Thanks Mrs. Commander...son.
MRS. COMMANDERSON: EERRAAAK!!
{Cut to modern times. Girls are standing together. So And So is holding a book: 'Old Photos' and Cheerleader's dress says, "coolier than thou."}
ALL: Look at how much we've grown!
{The Man with the Huge Mouth awaits at the bottom of the screen. The girls are falling towards him.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!!
Easter Eggs
- As usual, clicking on the O in "It's over!" shows an egg, this one of Mrs. Commanderson introducing Thomas to the class.
- {A young Thomas stands next to Mrs. Commanderson wearing a cap, with two books piled next to him.}
- MRS. COMMANDERSON: Class, please welcome our new student. He's from foreign lands.
- {Cut to What's Her Face.}
- WHAT'S HER FACE: {thought bubble} I think I have a chance with this guy.
- Clicking on the exclamation point in "It's over!" displays Mrs. Commanderson with two of The Cheat Commandos.
- {Mrs. Commanderson stands with Fightgar and Gunhaver, who is saluting her. The normal Cheat Commandos song plays, but with the lyrics: "Mrs. Commanderson, she's some kind of bird-reptile, and she teaches Pre-K!"}
- MRS. COMMANDERSON: EERRRAAK!!!
Fun Facts
- The paper this comic is drawn on has wider lines and a dotted middle line. It's typically used to assist elementary school children in learning how to draw their alphabet letters.
- When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the lines change back to the standard college ruled paper Strong Bad usually draws on.
- So and So only has a flower on her dress in the introductions.
- When Mrs. Commanderson is fully on screen, the foot/claw that has The Ugly One in it is white paper style.
- The title (Diaper School Grads!) may be a reference to i rule and Homestar Quiz.
- "I think I have a chance with this guy" is a reference to Teen Girl Squad Issue 2.
- "Bill Bellamy" is an actor and former MTV veejay.
- Tompkins's "swear" is the word heck which (along with shut up and stupid) many young kids believe are swears.
- During the segment with the "teeny tiny" TGS, the music is a tinkling bells version of the TGS theme. When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the music is the usual keyboard version.
External Links
| Teen Girl Squad | |
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| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
