Crack Stuntman

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Crack Stuntman is the voice actor for Gunhaver on the Cheat Commandos. He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is correctly pronounced (he's pronounced it "Gun-hay-ver" and "The Gun Shaver"), and has incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show". Some boxes of Cheat Commandos...O's therefore have a Crack Stuntman mask on the back, which Homestar Runner wore in specially marked. Crack has been seen in a rap music video/public service announcement trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives and to inform them about Spring Break. He is also the national spokesperson of Pistols For Pandas. According to the email rated, he also starred in the Fists of Knuckles series, a RRR-rated movie series directed by A. Chimendez.

According to the email original, for a time he manned Bubs' Concession Stand under the name "Crack Stuntbubs" after the departure of Original Bubs. Marzipan, however, later suggested that the whole email was a product of Strong Bad's imagination.

He is a Caucasian man in his late twenties or thirties, with blond hair and a five o'clock shadow. His shades are very similar to Gunhaver's. He claims to be pretty tall.

Crack Stuntman bears a strong resemblance to the briefing-screen character from the NES game "Bad Dudes" [1]

Complete Filmography

• Debut: Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 (voice only)
• An Important Rap Song
• Email original

Quotes of the Week

Crack Stuntman's Quotes of the Week
"I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!" (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake, download)

Cheat Commandos
The Commandos	Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
Blue Laser	Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
Other Characters	Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
Places	Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
Combat Accessories	Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
Episodes	Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS! An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
Show Elements	Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
Cast and Crew	A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
Miscellaneous	Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics