HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!
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It's April Fool's day and—Oh no! HomestarRunner.com is now a subscription site!
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad's head, Strong Mad, Frank Bennedetto, Sterrance, Vector Strong Bad, Stinkoman, Rather Dashing {silhouetted}, Eh! Steve, The Wheelchair, Prime Time, Keyboard Strong Bad, The Worm, Sherlock, Mr. Shmallow {watermark}, Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, The Man with the Huge Mouth
Places: The Field, Strong Bad's Basement, Computer Room, Bubs' Concession Stand
Date: April 1, 2005
Page Title: Finally At Last!!!
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Transcript
Page One
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Homestar's Seven Seconds
{Cue Homestar standing in a field. A timer counts up in the bottom left corner of the screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One... two... three... four... fi-
{The timer reaches seven; a buzzer goes off, and the words "TRIAL PERIOD OVER" pop up on the screen.}
Page Two
The Email Show! HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! ACCESS TO ALL 230+ STRONG BAD EMAILS! WEBCAM CHAT WITH THE CREATORS OR SOMEONE ELSE! Let's see a clip! SHOW ME MORE, SIR!
Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample
{Cue Strong Bad sitting in front of his computer, flanked by the Cheat, who is holding a remote control. Homestar is standing in front of Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: All right, the Cheat, let 'er rip!
{The Cheat presses the button on the remote. A square hole opens under Homestar's feet. He falls about two feet and stops.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Woo! That was fun!
STRONG BAD: The Cheat, I thought we were opting for the bottomless pit. {Homestar starts a little dance with his feet, stepping back and forth gracefully.} ... Not a two-foot pit!
THE CHEAT: [Says something in Cheattalk, probably along the lines of "It's not my fault."]
{Cut to the basement, where Strong Mad sits on the couch with Homestar's feet dancing on top of him.}
STRONG MAD: I HAVE A FUNNY HAT!!!!
Page Three
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Page Four
HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! So Much More!! SWEET CUPPIN CAKES A New Episode Each Week! Meet Eh! Steve!'s Lawyer! Win a chance to have lunch with the Worm-type character! teenage girl show! Revamped for the 90's. More humor! Finer dining! See the unaired pilot, the holiday special, and the 'everybody dies' episodes! And also, too: Answering Machines out the wazoo Powered by The Cheat-athons! Senor Cardgage Wednesdays Mr. Shmallow's Webcam Extra free sample here! On the Tour?
Teen Girl Squad Sample
{Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One are standing around. Cheerleader's shirt reads "sperld rott'n".}
CHEERLEADER: That stupid wheelchair kid asked me to the Friday Night Dance! But I'm going with Steven!
{Enter Eh! Steve!, wearing a football uniform with the number nine}
CHEERLEADER: {speech bubble fills with hearts} Hey, Steven!
EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve!
{Cut to Wheelchair}
WHEELCHAIR: I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's who!
{The Man with the Huge Mouth, with fairy wings, a tutu and a wand, enters and changes the Wheelchair into a realistic drawing of a wheelchair.}
MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: GOOD DRAWINGED!
WHEELCHAIR: I'm a real boy!
{Cut to the "It's Over!" splash screen.}
STRONG BAD: {narrating} It's over!
Page Five
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Page Six
Thank you for your order. You will recieve your package in 6-8 weeks.
Fun Facts
Explanations
- The entire April Fool's site is a parody of the preview pages on many pay-sites on the Internet: the trial videos, the free tour that ends with a sign-up page, the tacky design and layout, and the "streaming video game feeds" all mimic said pages.
- The content of the preview pages is terribly misleading, which is an issue with actual pay sites.
- A recent trend for Internet entertainment sites, especially game sites, is to be free for a few years, and then the owners initiate a pay-to-play policy. Perhaps this April Fool's joke was done so the HomestarRunner site would fit the trend.
Trivia
- When the page was first released, the navigation buttons at the bottom of the page weren't there, like Under Construction.
- After the false message about 6 to 8 weeks delivery, the page always directs you to Main Page 19, The Show.
- Pressing '7' on the keyboard (or the numeric keypad) during the trial game will toggle the gray 'TRIAL VERSION' message. If it's onscreen, it will vanish. If it's not onscreen, it will appear. Holding down the 7 key rapidly toggles the message on and off. The 7 key has no effect at any other time.
- The screenshots on the first page show:
- The screenshots on the second page show:
- Strong Bad at the Tandy 400 with Sterrance (from animal) in the foreground.
- Strong Bad destroying a city (à la Godzilla).
- Strong Bad in front of Bubs' Concession Stand, which has gained Bubs' eyes and mouth.
- The third page has:
- A screenshot from StrongBadZone with the quote "A SPLODE IS A LOT".
- The boxes for the Videlectrix games Planet, Alert! and Spaceshipper.
- The sprite of Stinkoman from Stinkoman 20X6.
- A screenshot from RhinoFeeder.
- A screenshot from the Videlectrix game Rabbit Algebra.
- In the "Trap Door" sample, the Floppy Disk Container contains a disk called Hunt the Wumpus, a simple game from 1972, now used to test artificial intelligence programs.
Remarks
- None of the screenshots on the first two pages are from actual toons or emails. The StrongBadZone screenshot contains a quote not found in the game.
- Strong Bad is seen with the Tandy 400 in one of the screenshots, with Sterrance from the email animal even though that was a Lappy 486 era email.
- Saying that a new Sweet Cuppin' Cakes episode will come out every week may be poking fun at the fact that Sweet Cuppin' Cakes almost never gets any new episodes.
- Cheerleader's shirt saying "sperld rott'n" is possibly a reference to the Wheelchair's accent.
- The first webcam was set up in 1993, 57 years after Mr. Shmallow is known to have existed (circa 1936).
- The 7 second trial goes past 7 seconds. It goes to 7.15 seconds.
- Except for the buttons and movie clips, all content featured on this toon are JPEGs.
- Eh Steve! Wears a shirt labelled "G", this may be relating to the G involved with the equally weird Homsar in the email for kids
Goofs
- Pressing the back button while watching the "Let's see a clip!" preview on page 2 will not make the Clip close, but it does close if you go back to page 2. This does not work if you hit "Show me more, sir!" or on any other of the previews.
- In the 7 second trial, the counter in the corner is counting by seconds and then 60ths of seconds. If you watch it frame by frame in the swf. file, you can see the decimal counter is going at 5 60ths of a second per frame, which means the decimal goes up by 5 every frame. At the end of any second, the counter does not go from 55 to 0, it goes from 55 to 60, and then to 65, and then to 10.
Inside References
- When your ship is destroyed in the trial game, the message "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE" appears, with "head" changing to "ship" a split-second later. This is an obvious reference to StrongBadZone.
- All the sprites in the trial game come from the secret games on Strong Bad's Message Bored.
- The "cred" card shown on page five belongs to Lem Sportsinterviews, who is a member of the Superfied Credit Union. This is a reference to the credit card email and to the Downloads page.
- Strong Sad's head may be a reference to the Fan Costume Commentary.
Real-World References
- The trial game is a Space Invaders clone.
- "I'm a real boy!" is an obvious reference to Pinocchio, a wooden puppet who was turned "real" and made a similar remark in at least one version of the story.
- "I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's who!" and the #9 jersey are references to the movie Angus.
