Firebert

[[Image:firebert_army.png|thumb|left|150px|The Cheat's first appearance as Firebert]][[Image:firebert_cartoon.png|thumb|right|150px|Firebert is gonna blow some stuff up.]]'''Fire[[Names ending in -bert|bert]]''' is [[The Cheat]]'s commando name. He insists on being called this whenever he goes on a commando mission for [[Strong Bad]]. As seen, his Cheat Commando uniform consists of a black two-piece stealth suit with a black snow cap over the top corner of his head. Both Strong Bad and [[Gunhaver]], however, think it's a terrible commando name. The Cheat provides the voice for the character Firebert in the ''[[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandos Adventures]]'' cartoon show, in which he makes The Cheat noises, while the other commandos speak in English. (Curiously, Strong Bad spoke normally when playing with the Firebert character in the [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos commercial]], instead of imitating The Cheat). He seems to be the demolitions expert, as evidenced in the original commercial, where he blew up a large cliff, with [[Blue Laser]] operatives directly below it. In [[Shopping for Danger]], Gunhaver assigns him to think of a better commando name. Despite this, [[Flashfight]] thinks it is an "exquisite commando name" and wishes not to fire him, lest the name go to waste.