User:Has Matt?/Homsar quotes

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Here is a list of made-up Homsar quotes compiled by various users, including myself. Feel free to add your own!

[edit] My Original Quotes

  • "I'm an original Picasso!"
  • "I'm a taco from the future!"
  • "Look out! Here I come now!"
  • "I live in a broken paddleball!"
  • "Everyone's riding the bullet train!"
  • "You're a great bargain buy!"
  • "My mind is a lumberjack party house!"
  • "The squeaky wheel eats the muffin."
  • "I'm a traveling salesman!"
  • "My slipper is a fourteen-foot field goal!"

[edit] Other Users' Quotes

Please add yours at the bottom.

  • "popcorn is the latest fashion!" Seriously (Talk)
  • "I shanked the titaniiiiiiiiiic"
  • "Four score and seven pence ago." --DorianGray
  • "I came, I saw, I fried the bacon." --DorianGray
  • "All the world's on the back of a tortoise." --DorianGray
  • "Lucy, I got some 'splaining to do." --DorianGray
  • "I'm a man of quiet intensity." --DorianGray
  • "A fatal exception H*R has occurred." --DorianGray
  • "You can beat the heat with a pound of meat." --DorianGray
  • "Within my sock is a land of wonderment." --DorianGray
  • "I'm a duck looking for a goat ride."
  • "It's time to dance the Janger-Beetle."--'SupremeRulerOfSBadia'
  • "Mr. Anderson, I'd like to retract my statement." — Lapper (talk)
  • "I'm some assembly required." — Lapper (talk)
  • "Have you talked to the sofa today?" — Lapper (talk)
  • "I like to help the hamburger."
  • "I'm the President of AaAaAaAaAaorange." Bluebry muffin 22:15, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
  • "Please don't step on the daisies."
  • "Me? The butcher? I'd be happy to incarcerate your petunias." teeeffoh!
  • i'ma go get some chocolate buns, lucy. Thatkidyoualllove 17:48, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
  • When I'm a 64 Elephant man! Bluebry 00:46, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • "Do you know the muffin man?" – The Chort 18:34, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
  • "The color of infinity inside ..." Bluebry 23:46, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
  • DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAbba dabba dooooooo! Einstein runner
  • "I'm a shipwrecked canolie!"-Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 03:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • "So then we take the square root of x and apply it to the quadratic formula in order to further signify the anticlimax of this summation."-Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 03:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Sad: Why are you strapping Fireworks to me? Strong Bad: Hey, shut up and hold Homsar. Homsar (seen picketed in the field): AouAH! Now my life has seen its burrito! (Is this breaking rules?) School Egg, 10:5 WST
  • No. As for my quote, "Why must the book be later than a soda?" Seriously (Talk)
  • "Why can't we all just get a dog?"
  • "My saxophone fell in the drywall"
  • "I rule the land of chocolate chip and pickle sandwiches"
  • "The third world beckons the sock warriors!" SantamanBOOO! 7:14 EST
  • "Is the man larger when he fills a poppy seed cap?" Seriously (Talk) 02:41, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • "That disrupts the pattern." With crap, Yeltensic (T C) 04:58, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
  • "AaAaAaAaAaAa, I wish I still had a lungs!"
  • "DaAaAaA, happy returns, Admiral!" --IT'S A LION! 17:34, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • AaAaAaAa, hiiiiii-de-ho, Anakin! Help yourself! These three are halfway backwards. --IT'S A LION! 20:05, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
  • "Here comes the princess of Rausten." Cara Carabowditbowdit 15:40, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • "Watch OoOout! The windsheild is my basketballlllllll" 17:07 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • You'rrre the pickled jeans of Dr.Smith!!
  • "Yorrrrrrgy Shmorrrrrrrrrgy!"
  • "If you divide the trajectory of the potato by the keyboard,you'll get the book summary." 'SupremeRulerOfSBadia']] 00:34, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
  • "AaAaAaAaAaA'hm the only one who can count to purple backwards, Cheerleader." --Y2K (15px-Crystal_Clear_app_xchat.png15px-Crystal_Clear_app_kedit.png15px-Crystal_Clear_app_email.png) 22:07, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • "WaAaAaAaAaA! T'anks fer comin' Tito, but our potty's in anudder castle!"--Nicktendo 20X6
  • "AaAaAaAaAaAaAaA! It's raining malted mothballs!" (Just kinda struck me one day as a rather Homsarish thing to say.) --Fourth of Jay (Fireworks!) 18:45, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • "This is not the hotdog sandwich." --TheYellowDart(t/c)
  • "I'm the newer Kenny Rodgers!"--Cool Tapes.exe
  • "I have a nasty aftertaste."--Scalawag
  • "Rice isn't for the average dollar store." --TheYellowDart(t/c)
  • "AaAaAa guess I'll go blink off to bub's. Blllliiinnnk."
  • "AaAaAa like pretty ponies!"
  • "Ah'm the price of meatballs!" Visorbot 386
  • "AaAaAah'm the original no pants maahn... he stoled my champion to" Totally not an S
  • If Homsar had a line in looking old..."I'd like Bailey's moon-dwelling chameleon." (Meaning he'll get a maroon-colored iTem.) And as he says "-meleon," his white colors turn light blue, his blue shirt turns maroon, his red soles turn purple, and his bowler hat transforms into a propeller cap. (Homestar calls him "Homestar," right?) --Charlie Jr.
  • "What's a question?" Whats a question? 20:40, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • "AaAaAa! I am one with the pancakes." --Stux 16:18, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • "HahHahHah-Happy birthday, Peter André!" --Trogga 16:44, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • "And that's the way the cookie crumbles." - Saddy Dumpington 12:10, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • "You took the words right out of my voOoOoOoOlcano." - Bishop
  • "I gotta hankering for some pancakering!" – The Chort 16:33, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  • "UauAuAuA! I'ms the 18th century"--CoachG 18:05, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  • That cheese is fifty-six!----slipknot6477
  • LoOoook OUT! THeRe a CoRn brEad in YouR panTs! Pixelated Magic 00:44, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • "Ohhhhh nooooo! I'm just a waffle ready to be eaten." JasonDeLima 01:53, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • "This shoe is for the pizzas, by the pizzas." DEI DAT VMdatvm center\super contra 15:24, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • "Daaaaaaisyyyyyy, daaaaaaisyyyyyy, give me your answer doooooooooooo..." – The Chort 19:30, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
  • "AaAaAaAa! Byedy-bye monster man!!" --Sbmail xxx3 02:57, 30 October 2007 (UTC) 9:50, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
  • "aAAAA can feel the magic!" --Sbmail xxx3 02:57, 30 October 2007 (UTC) 9:50, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
  • "Lay that freakin' sad clowndog on the ground, parson!" Im a bell
  • "AaAaAaA think we've been polka-dotted!" MHarrington 03:01, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  • "I'm Queen of the jungle!" (Thought of by ~B+) Sneakernets 23:16, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
  • "The taco is a designated driver" The-homsarrunner 4:10, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  • "I'm the rambling rambler." Mario2.PNG Super Martyo boing!
  • "AAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAhhm the queen of lasagna staplers"-AWMPSCE
  • "Reggies are reggies are reggies are tubbs.Man?" KlingOnMyDreams
  • "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! I think youn noy hot woon my boot poooooowerball!!" KlingOnMyDreams 01:48, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  • "Look out for Wedgieman!! The Clock-timer baked grilled elephant pie!" He can't say job. Don't say jorb 101 Seriously, he can't say job!
  • "Peeeeeanut buuuuuter jelllly tiiiiiiiimmmmeee!!" <Kermit1234> 15:56, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
  • That walrus just ate my eggman.-- DongleGoblin 03:28, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
  • "im a bag of opaltine!"--Wicheybrew 04:31, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
  • "Mortal Kombat"--Wicheybrew 04:31, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
  • "has mat rules."--Wicheybrew 04:31, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, my barnacles got just kerplunked. Meme3 06:13, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
  • daaaaa, i got pi on my cake soufflé Meme3 06:13, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
  • "Cranberry sauce! Cranberry sauce!" – The Chort 21:46, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
  • "DADADEEDADEDEDOUDOUDEEDADEEDADOU! dAaAaAaaaAAaAAaAAA! I think a butt got flunked with f- 10 seconds." -I'm a man on the prowl and I stick up for myself! The city is at night and I'm dancin' dancin'! Homsar solo!Master of Nature 16:01, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
  • In the rated Easter egg, I'm sure everyone was expecting Homsar to say something before Strong Sad..."How long must we feed the quail of grievance?"...or after Strong Sad..."Then let's start the quiet riot of Wyatt."--Charlie Jr. 18:05, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  • "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..." – The Chort 14:52, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
  • "I'm the chocolate belong to your feet."--TwO 2 bReAdS iN a BiScUt 22:45, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • "Who wrote this? {pans out to see a monkey at a type writer} Raiku 22:49, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • "AaAaAaA! I just swallowed my parents" Record307 Talk/Contribs 18:50, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • "AaAaAaAaA! I was eating the candy apples in my undawears!" Ugozima Talk to me 06:04, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
  • "MyYyY north drawer fell by the skillets!" free 01:01, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
  • "DaaAAAaaa Merry Christmas to all and to all a good vacuuming." SaintOlaf 20:01, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
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