@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018 Dec

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{A remix of the Stinkoman 20X6 level 1 theme plays. A title screen reads "COMING IN 2019 FROM". The Videlectrix logo fades in below. The words "FOR REAL THIS TIME" appear underneath it. In smaller text, the words "UNLESS THEY MAKE ANOTHER BOARD GAME" appear underneath that.}

{Cut to Stinkoman running on a platform in front of an elaborate new stone castle background with columns, purple hanging banners and stained glass windows. He reaches a gap in the floor, with a skull-headed enemy on the other side. Stinkoman fires eight bolts and it explodes.}

{Cut to another room. Stinkoman jumps to a higher platform where a flying skull-headed enemy hovers above a Porchi and a drill, firing red balls. Stinkoman fires a bolt, but is hit by a projectile and falls onto the platform behind him.}

{A screen reads "NEW ENEMIES".}

{Stinkoman is now in a room with two skull-headed enemies on long, extendable spines. He jumps to fire bolts at the heads.}

{Stinkoman is on a lower platform, where a pile of green skulls lies on the platform above him. Stinkoman jumps to fire bolts. As they make contact, one skull at a time falls off the pile.}

{In another room, Stinkoman is on a brick tile platform in front of a strange generator enemy, which fires a giant red projectile. Stinkoman blows it up. He continues to fire bolts as it spits out more red projectiles at him. A capsule and extending spine skulls can be seen on the platform above him.}

{Stinkoman is standing in front of a giant, obese skull enemy that spits smaller wind-up skulls at him. Stinkoman shoots twice and blows it up.}

{A screen reads "NEW DUMB NAMES".}

{A Stinkomanual-style drawing of the giant enemy that spits skulls appears, zooming in and rotating. The actual enemy is labelled "Thurgood Each", and the wind-up skull it spits is called a "Rightade".}

{A second Stinkomanual drawing appears, this time of the red projectile generator. The generator mouth is called a "Plonth" and the ball it spits is called a "Soup-Dib".}

{A screen reads "NEW CRUMBLIN' SKULL-FLOOR".}

{Stinkoman is running on a platform that stops at a wall. There is a floor with four gray skulls forming a gap. Stinkoman somersaults onto the gap and jumps up and down on it. Each time he does, more cracks appear in the skulls until the platform crumbles away, allowing him to fall onto another platform and proceed.}

{A screen reads "NEW EDGE-FALL RESPAWN".}

{Stinkoman is standing on a tower, with a moving platform guarded by a flying skull-headed enemy. Stinkoman somersaults in but is hit and knocked back by a projectile, falling into the pit below. He respawns on the edge of the tower, still harmed, but quickly recovers, having lost one health point from the fall.}

{A screen reads "NEW CHALLENGES!".}

{Stinkoman is running on a platform where the flag is. A stick-figure enemy is quickly running up behind him. Stinkoman somersaults over the enemy and fires bolts, but the enemy quickly turns around and continues chasing Stinkoman. Stinkoman has to jump over it again, but misses the mark and falls down.}

{Stinkoman, now closer up, is running on a platform. The Shadowy Figure appears in a white flash, hovering high above him. With another flash and a wave of his hand, the Shadowy Figure throws a wave of three red balls at Stinkoman, knocking him back.}

{A screen reads "Stinkoman 20X6 LEVEL 10". The text "NEWLY DELAYED TIL THE YEAR 2019" appears above it. The word "delayed" is crossed out with a poorly drawn red mark and the word "UPGRADED" appears above it. The word vanishes and is replaced by the word "PORTED". This word vanishes and is replaced by "PROCEDURAL DLC MICROGUE-TRANSACTION RETROVANIA'D". This mess vanishes and is replaced by "JUST PLAIN OL' DELAYED".}

{The music stops. Back in the game, Stinkoman is going through his power-up animation. He suddenly sprouts a giant set of muscles. As he makes a battle cry, a flurry of My Benj enemies float up from the bottom of the screen.}

STINKOMAN: {sped up} Oh, making small rocks float up off the ground!!

{Fade to white}

Fun Facts

• The tenth level of Stinkoman 20X6 had long been delayed. It was promised at the beginning of 2018 to be made, but Trogdor!! The Board Game took priority. Many of the things featured in the teaser video were revealed beforehand in earlier Tweets.
• Stinkoman's muscle-growing originates in time capsule, and was later shown in Twenty THANXty Six. The line itself comes from the latter toon.
• The music in this video was later used in the game's pre-Level 10.3 cutscene.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

Fun Facts

• This reply references "prolly" and Strong Bad's husky head.

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See Social Media Crap Compilation 1#Fan-made Decemberween Cookies

This Tweet quotes @chair2theskull, who shared a 3D construction of Strong Badia.

This Tweet is a reply to @GanzaPoppa asking if Strong Bad knew Dooble from Two More Eggs.

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{A brief clip of the Santam'n robot extending its blades and spinning around from Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack plays.}

Fun Facts

• The first verse of Santam'n is a Blade Man was previously heard in Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack.

This Tweet is a reply to @VoxQUINDARO, who thought the previous Tweet was a teaser for an upcoming Dangeresque game.

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{The opening scene from Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque plays. Dangeresque and Renaldo kick down a door. Dangeresque's speech is shown through yellow subtitles.}

DANGERESQUE: Nobody do anything

DANGERESQUE: A-diggety

{The camera flips upside down.}

DANGERESQUE: Dooggity

{The camera turns sideways, counter-clockwise from its original orientation.}

DANGERESQUE: Ding

{The camera turns sideways, clockwise from its original orientation.}

DANGERESQUE: Dong

{Cut to a rotated close-up of Dangeresque's face.}

DANGERESQUE: Dangity

{Cut to the original shot.}

DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque!

{The barrel of the nunchuck gun shines before Dangeresque fires it.}

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This Tweet is a reply to @Lolmazter2, who replied to the Inktober clock Tweet with "Strong Bad's Punch out".

Fun Facts

• The image was previously shown as a GIF on 29 Jul 2017.

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See Social Media Crap Compilation 2#Fan Legos

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad references his husky head.
• The first sound effect Homestar's star makes with when Atari Homestar roll over "toons" on Main Page 13. The second sound is when he rolls over "characters".

This Tweet is a reply to @C4ptianmcd3rp, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking how long it took to make.

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{Trogdor!! The Board Game is set up with all the tiles showing a devastated countryside. A peasant meeple is standing on a mountain tile. A Trogdor meeple walks over the tiles next to the peasant and jumps twice. The peasant meeple turns around, jumps twice, and leaves in a hurry, leaving a clear peasant meeple in its place. The Trogdor meeple uses a flame meeple to burninate the clear peasant. The clear peasant, now wearing a clear fire meeple, runs off.}

Fun Facts

• Strong Mad previously worked on stop motion in the facts.
• "Run-away-poof-clouds" were previously anthropomorphized in The Reddest Radish.

This Tweet is a reply to @Dreyfusxano, who replied to the previous clear meeples Tweet with the portmanteau "Meeple-eow".

This Tweet is a reply to @SirCinnamon, who posted a picture of a massive dessert called the Junkbowl 5000, claiming it was "sinful".

Fun Facts

• The original poster's comment and Strong Bad's reply reference bottom 10.

This Tweet is a reply to @SteveGroark, replying to the previous Tweet, offering to buy the clear meeples.

This Tweet is a reply to @TheHammer9001, who replied to the previous mass production Tweet, saying that all those games meant a lot of Kerrek-smiting.

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{Strong Bad is standing in front of a machine labelled "TROGDOR!! Mass-Produce-O-Tron". He laughs maniacally as boxes of the game roll past him on the conveyor belt. However, his mask is rendered with a set of yellow lines on it, and the black part of his mask is poking outside of his face.}

Fun Facts

• "Goofs" completionists refers to the Homestar Runner Wiki, where animation errors are typically documented, including ones that were fixed later on.

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{Strong Bad is standing in front of a machine labelled "TROGDOR!! Mass-Produce-O-Tron". He laughs maniacally as boxes of the game roll past him on the conveyor belt.}

Fun Facts

• This Tweet, judging by the subsequent reply, is a follow-up to a deleted Tweet with no masking layer on Strong Bad's face.

This Tweet is a reply to @Plastic_Cyborg, who played the print-and-play version and was looking forward to the physical version.

This Tweet is a reply to @TheFlashReborn, who replied to the previous Trogdor demo Tweet, reminding Strong Bad of 20X6.

This Tweet is a reply to @MoonstarMcWind, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if it really had been 16 years since dragon.

Video Transcript

{Open to a still image of a live action Strong Bad glove holding a cassette tape labeled "TROGDOR-DEMO". "Videlectrix cassette storage solushe" is written on the tape. The ending of the TROGDOR! song plays.}

STRONG BAD: {screaming} THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!

{An extended version of the outro plays.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIGHT!!

Fun Facts

• Trogdor was one of the songs featured in Guitar Hero II. However, due to technical limitations, it is physically impossible to get 100% on that song.
• "Solushe" is an example of words with omitted syllables.

This Tweet is a reply to @ewmessinger17, who remarked that Dangeresque is Strong Bad's version of Michael Scott's Threat Level Midnight from The Office.

This Tweet is a reply to @mama_death, asking if Trogdor!! The Board Game would ever be sold at mass-market retail.

This Tweet is a reply to @TrustyCranberry, asking when Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10 would be released, since it had been nearly a year after it was promised.