Strong Sad Paunchbaby

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	== Transcript ==		== Transcript ==
-	{{incomplete}}	+	''{Swirl in to an open cooler in front of a brick wall. A hand reaches in and pulls out a Cold One.}''
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		+	''{Cut to a cornhole game featuring the Teen Girl Squad soldier saying "Cornhole is no place for a mighty warrior!" hopping out from the hole. A red beanbag falls onto the board and misses the hole.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' Ever fear{{--}}
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		+	''{Cut to a man grilling hot dogs by slapping one up and down with tongs.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' {{--}}you're having too much fun?
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		+	''{Cut to two guys holding Cold Ones and talking indistinctly.}''
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		+	'''MAN:''' ''{clinking bottles}'' Cheers to that.
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		+	''{Cut back to the cornhole game. A man throws a green beanbag at the camera.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' Sounds like YOU need a paunch!
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		+	''{The beanbag turns over and over in the air and transforms into a Strong Sad plush doll. The word "PAUNCH" is written in red.}''
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		+	''{The Strong Sad doll falls butt-first on the cornhole board with a splat.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' It's Strong Sad ''{kickball sound as words appear}'' Paunch Baby from Fangamer ''{pronounced fungumer, logo appears}'' dot com!
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		+	'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm sad that I'm a consumer product!
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		+	''{A red beanbag knocks Strong Sad into the cornhole. Strong Sad screams.}''
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		+	''{Cut to the Strong Bad plush sitting by two embroidered pillows. A sticky note with a frown is on his mouth.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' Got a friend who's feeling down?
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		+	''{The Strong Sad doll is tossed in to sit next to him. The frown on the sticky note grows longer until it trails to the couch.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' Let Strong Sad Paunch Baby make it even worse!
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		+	''{Swirl. A hand tosses Strong Sad into the air.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' Dumb kids will probably ''{the doll lands butt-first on the table}'' do stupid tricks with him! ''{Strong Sad lands butt-first several times}'' Learn them all!
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		+	''{Strong Sad lands on the table with his back to the camera.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' The Paunchback kid!
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		+	''{Strong Sad lands butt-first into a ceramic mug}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' Tube thoomp!
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		+	''{Strong Sad lands head-first into the mug.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' The 4-snifty!
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		+	''{Strong Sad lands on the table.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' And the softserve flop!
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		+	''{Strong Sad lands stomach-first on the table several times.}''
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		+	''{Cut to the doll on a blue background.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunch Baby. Only from Fangamer.
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		+	''{The camera changes to live footage with a hum.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' ''{enunciating}'' Fan Gamer. What does that mean? It's a stuffed animal. It's not a game.
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		+	''{Quick whoosh back to the blue background.}''
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		+	'''VOICEOVER:''' Oh, also there's new pins. ''{Strong Sad is suddenly covered in pins featuring Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan and The Cheat.}'' Classic pins. Real great pins. Get 'em now.
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		+	''{Strong Sad whines in pain. Fade to black.}''
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		+	''{Cut to the grill. Five overcooked hotdogs are on it. A set of tongs picks one up and drops it over a flame.}''
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		+	'''GRILL MAN:''' Oh yeah. These are lookin' real good.
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		+	''{Fade to black.}''
	==Fun Facts==		==Fun Facts==

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Revision as of 22:05, 19 August 2025

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Date: Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Running Time: 1:00

Page Title: I'm sad that I'm backyard sports!

Contents 1 Transcript 2 Fun Facts 2.1 Remarks 2.2 Inside References 2.3 Real-World References 3 YouTube Version 4 External Links

Transcript

{Swirl in to an open cooler in front of a brick wall. A hand reaches in and pulls out a Cold One.}

{Cut to a cornhole game featuring the Teen Girl Squad soldier saying "Cornhole is no place for a mighty warrior!" hopping out from the hole. A red beanbag falls onto the board and misses the hole.}

VOICEOVER: Ever fear—

{Cut to a man grilling hot dogs by slapping one up and down with tongs.}

VOICEOVER: —you're having too much fun?

{Cut to two guys holding Cold Ones and talking indistinctly.}

MAN: {clinking bottles} Cheers to that.

{Cut back to the cornhole game. A man throws a green beanbag at the camera.}

VOICEOVER: Sounds like YOU need a paunch!

{The beanbag turns over and over in the air and transforms into a Strong Sad plush doll. The word "PAUNCH" is written in red.}

{The Strong Sad doll falls butt-first on the cornhole board with a splat.}

VOICEOVER: It's Strong Sad {kickball sound as words appear} Paunch Baby from Fangamer {pronounced fungumer, logo appears} dot com!

STRONG SAD: I'm sad that I'm a consumer product!

{A red beanbag knocks Strong Sad into the cornhole. Strong Sad screams.}

{Cut to the Strong Bad plush sitting by two embroidered pillows. A sticky note with a frown is on his mouth.}

VOICEOVER: Got a friend who's feeling down?

{The Strong Sad doll is tossed in to sit next to him. The frown on the sticky note grows longer until it trails to the couch.}

VOICEOVER: Let Strong Sad Paunch Baby make it even worse!

{Swirl. A hand tosses Strong Sad into the air.}

VOICEOVER: Dumb kids will probably {the doll lands butt-first on the table} do stupid tricks with him! {Strong Sad lands butt-first several times} Learn them all!

{Strong Sad lands on the table with his back to the camera.}

VOICEOVER: The Paunchback kid!

{Strong Sad lands butt-first into a ceramic mug}

VOICEOVER: Tube thoomp!

{Strong Sad lands head-first into the mug.}

VOICEOVER: The 4-snifty!

{Strong Sad lands on the table.}

VOICEOVER: And the softserve flop!

{Strong Sad lands stomach-first on the table several times.}

{Cut to the doll on a blue background.}

VOICEOVER: Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunch Baby. Only from Fangamer.

{The camera changes to live footage with a hum.}

VOICEOVER: {enunciating} Fan Gamer. What does that mean? It's a stuffed animal. It's not a game.

{Quick whoosh back to the blue background.}

VOICEOVER: Oh, also there's new pins. {Strong Sad is suddenly covered in pins featuring Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan and The Cheat.} Classic pins. Real great pins. Get 'em now.

{Strong Sad whines in pain. Fade to black.}

{Cut to the grill. Five overcooked hotdogs are on it. A set of tongs picks one up and drops it over a flame.}

GRILL MAN: Oh yeah. These are lookin' real good.

{Fade to black.}

Fun Facts

Remarks

• The logo in the video renders "Paunch Baby" as two words.
• The four pins shown are of Marzipan, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, and The Cheat.
• Backyard Sports, mentioned in the page title, is another series that Fangamer sells merchandise for.

Inside References

• The Mighty Warrior cornhole was previously shared in a @strongbadactual Instagram post (22 Jul 2025).
• The word paunch is used in dictionary to describe a stench that Strong Sad produces; Strong Bad calls it "considerable" and indicates that it requires a scratch-'n'-sniff sticker to properly define it.
• The plush Strong Sad mopes "I'm sad that I'm a consumer product."
• Strong Bad Talking Plush features in the ad.
• The phrasing of "the Soft-Serve Flop" is similar to the top of Strong Sad's head being called a "disturbing soft-serve flip" in the Strong Bad Email keep cool.
• The visual of a stuffed doll resembling Strong Sad impaled with pins recalls the Strong Sad voodoo doll from The Best Decemberween Ever.

Real-World References

• The cold ones seen in the cooler appear to be Shiner Bock.
• The bean-stuffed Baby is a reference to Beanie Babies.

YouTube Version

• The video is titled "Strong Sad Paunch Baby".
• The description reads:

  Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunch Baby! Get yours here: https://www.fangamer.com/products/strong-sad-plush

External Links

• watch "Strong Sad Paunchbaby"
• watch "Strong Sad Paunchbaby" on YouTube

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