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The '''Email Rap''' is the song that [[Strong Bad]] does on the [[Strong Bad Email]] menu page. The bottom rap is the first one, and they get more recent as the list progresses.
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{{about|list of all scroll button songs}} {{for|DVD video featuring the first seventeen songs|Scroll Button Songs (video)}}
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[[Image:Scroll Button Song.png|thumb|"I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow!  Ooooooooooooh!"]]
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'''Scroll Button Songs''' (also referred to as '''Strong Bad Email raps''') are the [[songs]] that [[Strong Bad]] sings on the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[Strong Bad Email Menu|menu page]]. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. A collection of the scroll button songs (from "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons" to "Huzzah, on the mic...") was included on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]]. Many previous songs can be heard by clicking the small checkered box below the scroll bar, with the song depending on the computer the menu is on.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}
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==The Songs==
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! Rap !! Time Featured !! Listen
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! Song !! style="width:350px;" | Time Featured !! style="width:100px;" | Flash Mirror !! style="width:100px;" | Sound File
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|Scrollbuttons and random, you can't handle 'em. Just the way I planned 'em. Everybody likes you, friend. ''(This is the current email rap.)'' || September 12th 2005 - Present || [[HR:sbemail_lappy.swf|Listen]]
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===[[Lappier]]===
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|- id= "SB-2020-12-31"
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|Is it Lappi-''er'' or Lappi-''ay''? Scroll buttons, I hope you never scroll away! || December 31, 2020 {{-}} present<br />''[[the next april fools thing]] {{-}}'' || [[HR:sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong1_1.mp3|Listen]]
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|...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. || June 6th 2005 - September 12th 2005 || ''No link.''
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===[[Compé]]===
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|- id= "SB-2009-08-31"
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|It's the Compé, and ya can't stop mé... when we join forces with the scrolla but-''ton''-és! || August 31, 2009 {{-}} December 31, 2020<br />''[[independent]] {{-}} [[the next april fools thing]]'' || [[oldhr:sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong2_1.mp3|Listen]]
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|Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How ''you'' eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? || November 29th 2004 - June 5th 2005 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_firstlappy.html Listen]  
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===[[Corpy NT6]]===
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|- id= "SB-2009-07-13"
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|''{silence; Strong Bad is absent}''<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu.'' || July 13, 2009 {{-}} August 30, 2009<br />''[[imaginary]] {{-}} [[independent]]''|| [[Mirror:20090713_sbemail.html|View]] || N/A
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|S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! <br>
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<!--Attention editors that may think that "Norman" should be changed to "normal": Norman Rockwell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Rockwell) was an early 20th century American painter. Get it?  It's a play on words. See the talk page for details.--> || November 8th - November 21st 2004 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemailnotnorman.html Listen]
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===[[Lappy 486]]===
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|- id= "SB-2009-06-29"
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|''{silence; Strong Bad is absent, possibly due to the Lappy's destruction in [[hremail 3184]]}''<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu.''</span> || June 29, 2009 {{-}} July 12, 2009<br />''[[hremail 3184]]'' || [[Mirror:20090629_sbemail.html|View]] || N/A
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|- id= "SB-2008-04-21"
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|You've never seen anything quite like these buttons! Come on, y'all, give me a little scroll lovin'! || April 21, 2008 {{-}} June 28, 2009<br />''[[specially marked]] {{-}} [[email thunder]]'' ||  [[Mirror:20080421_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_10.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2007-11-27"
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|Oh! You! Are! Now! Scrollin' with the best! Scroll buttons put your mouse-clickin' finger to the test! || November 27, 2007 {{-}} April 20, 2008<br />''[[yes, wrestling]] {{-}} [[rated]]'' || [[Mirror:20071127_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_9.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2007-08-13"
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|''{Music is playing}'' Control your scrolls. Click and hold with scroll buttons! Ungh... ''{Music ends}''<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || August 13, 2007 {{-}} November 26, 2007<br />''[[mini-golf]] {{-}} [[business trip]]'' || [[Mirror:20070813_sbemail.html|Watch]] || ''No link''
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|- id= "SB-2007-01-22"
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|Look around, I think you'll find, that these... buttons, are the scrolling kind. || January 22, 2007 {{-}} August 12, 2007<br />''[[looking old]] {{-}} [[the paper]]'' || [[Mirror:20070122_sbemail_lappy.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_8.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2006-07-10"
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|I'm scrollin' up high, you're scrollin' down low. I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow. Ooooooooooooh! || July 10, 2006 {{-}} January 22, 2007<br />''[[redesign]] {{-}} [[what i want]]'' || [[Mirror:20060710_sbemail_lappy.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_7.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-do-your-job"
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|Scroll buttons! Just do your job, just do your job, just do your job!<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#009900">''This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]].''</span> || N/A || N/A || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_6.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2006-01-08"
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|Scroll buttons never looked so good! Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would... || January 8, 2006 {{-}} July 10, 2006<br  />''[[high school]] {{-}} [[isp]]'' || [[Mirror:20060108_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_5.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-back-on-the-scene"
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|Ooh, back on the scene! Scroll buttons gettin' mean, and I like to be a jerk, so we make a great team!<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#009900">''This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]].''</span> || N/A || N/A || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_4.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2005-09-12"
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|Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em! Just the way I planned 'em! Everybody likes... you... friend! || September 12, 2005 {{-}} January 8, 2006 <br />''[[lady...ing]] {{-}} [[portrait]]'' || [[Mirror:20050912_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_3.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2005-06-06"
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|...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. || June 6 {{-}} September 11, 2005<br />''[[boring (really)]] {{-}} [[lady...ing]]'' ||  [[Mirror:20050606_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_2.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2004-11-29"
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|Scroll buttons and the Lappy, together at last. How ''you'' eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? || November 29, 2004 {{-}} June 5, 2005<br />''[[animal]] {{-}} [[do over]]'' || [[Mirror:20041129_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong3_1.mp3|Listen]]
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| Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah! || August 16th - November 7th 2004 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail11-11-04.html Listen]  
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===[[Compy 386]]===
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|- id= "SB-2004-11-08"
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|S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well!<!--Attention editors that may think that "Norman" should be changed to "normal": Norman Rockwell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Rockwell) was an early 20th century American painter. Get it? It's a play on words. See the talk page for details.--> || November 8 {{-}} November 28, 2004<br />''[[montage]] {{-}} [[virus]]'' || [[Mirror:20041108_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_9.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2004-08-16"
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| Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my email client. Huzzah! || August 16 {{-}} November 7, 2004<br />''[[other days]] {{-}} [[extra plug]]'' || [[Mirror:20040816_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_7.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2004-04-20"
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|Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! || April 20 {{-}} August 15, 2004<br />''[[car]] {{-}} [[for kids]]'' || [[Mirror:20040420_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_6.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2004-03-16"
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|Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || March 16 {{-}} April 19, 2004<br />''[[flashback]]'' || [[Mirror:20040316_sbemail.html|Watch]] || ''No link''
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|- id= "SB-2004-01-19"
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|I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'. || January 19 {{-}} March 15, 2004<br />''[[the bet]] {{-}} [[different town]]'' || [[Mirror:20040119_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_8.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2003-11-25"
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|The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. || November 25, 2003 {{-}} January 18, 2004<br />''[[colonization]] {{-}} [[video games]]'' || [[Mirror:20031125_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_4.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2003-09-15"
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|Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! || September 15 {{-}} November 24, 2003<br />''[[kids' book]] {{-}} [[local news]]'' || [[Mirror:20030915_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_5.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2003-08-04"
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|Scroll button, scroll buttons, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! || August 4 {{-}} September 14, 2003<br />''[[stunt double]] {{-}} [[kids' book]]'' || [[Mirror:20030804_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_3.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2003-05-19"
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|'''COACH Z:''' And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!<br>'''STRONG BAD:''' Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack.<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || May 19 {{-}} August 3, 2003<br />''[[mascot]] {{-}} [[stunt double]]'' || [[Mirror:20030519_sbemail.html|Watch]] || ''No link''
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|- id= "SB-2003-03-31"
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|Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! || March 31 {{-}} May 18, 2003<br />''[[caper]] {{-}} [[crazy cartoon]]'' || [[Mirror:20030331_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_2.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2003-01-20"
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|Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. ''{[[The Paper]] comes down}'' || January 20 {{-}} March 30, 2003<br />''[[marzipan]] {{-}} [[autobiography]]'' || [[Mirror:20030120_sbemail.html|Watch]] || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong4_1.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2003-01-19"
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|Scroll-a bot-''ton''-és!<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || ''Unknown'' {{-}} January 19, 2003<br />''Unknown {{-}} [[dragon]]'' || [[Mirror:20030119_sbemail.html|Watch]] || ''No link''
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|- id= "SB-2002-scriggities"
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|Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || ''Unknown''<br />''Unknown'' || ''No link'' || ''No link''
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|- id= "SB-2002-09-09"
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|'Sup, my scrollies? You guys are looking good.<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || September 9, 2002 {{-}} ''Unknown''<br />''[[invisibility]] {{-}} Unknown'' || ''No link'' || ''No link''
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|Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! || April 20th - August 15th 2004 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemailtheweekafter100.html Listen]  
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===[[Tandy 400]]===
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|- id= "SB-2002-07-29"
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|Scroll buttons. What is UP? || July 29, 2002 {{-}} August 5, 2002 {{-}} September 8, 2002<br />''[[property of ones]] {{-}} [[vacation]] (& [[sb_email 22]])'' || ''No link'' || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong5_3.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2002-07-08"
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|Scroll buttons... you guys okay?<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song is absent from the current menu.''</span> || July 8, 2002 {{-}} July 29, 2002<br />''[[sisters]] {{-}} [[helium]]'' || [[Mirror:20020708_sbemail.html|Watch]] || ''No link''
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|- id= "SB-2002-together"
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|Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together. || ''Unknown'' {{-}} June 25, 2002<br />''Unknown {{-}} [[gimmicks]]'' || ''No link'' || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong5_2.mp3|Listen]]
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|- id= "SB-2002-03-04"
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|Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. || March 4, 2002 {{-}} ''Unknown''<br />''[[band names]] {{-}} Unknown'' || ''No link'' || [[hr:assets/sbemails/sounds/scrollsong5_1.mp3|Listen]]
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|Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! || March 16th - April 19th 2004 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail3-24-04.html Listen]
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===[[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]]===
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|I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What. || January 19th - March 15th 2004 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail3-17-04.html Listen]
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|'''COACH Z:''' Scroll buttons scrollin' off in a rage!<br>'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a rampage!<br><span style="font-size:85%;color:#BF0000">''This song was never featured, and is absent from the current menu. It is only heard in the [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]].''</span> || N/A || ''No link'' || ''No link''
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|The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. || November 25th 2003 - January 18th 2004 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail2-21-04.html Listen]
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|Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! || September 15th - November 24th 2003 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail11-29-03.html Listen]
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|Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! || August 4th - November 24th 2003 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail-9-14-03.html Listen]
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|'''COACH Z:''' And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!<br>'''STRONG BAD:''' Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. || May 19th - August 3rd 2003 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail-last-of-updated-mondays.html Listen]
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|Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! || March 31st - May 18th 2003 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_firstheartattack.html Listen]
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|Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh. || January 20th - March 30th 2003 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_scrollbuttons2.0.html Listen]
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|Scroll-a boTOnes! || ''Unknown'' - January 19th 2003 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_first386.html Listen]
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|Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. || ''Unknown'' || ''No link.''
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|'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. || September 9th 2002 - ''Unknown'' || ''No link.''
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|Scroll buttons. What is UP? || ''Unknown'' - September 8th 2002 || ''No link.''
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|Scroll buttons.. you guys okay?  || July 8th 2002 - ''Unknown'' || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_youguysokay.html Listen]
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|Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together.  || ''Unknown'' - June 25th 2002 || ''No link.''
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|Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.  || March 4th 2002 - ''Unknown'' || ''No link.''
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You can find mirrors of the old raps [http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/ here], [http://porplemontage.com/media/sbemail_raps/ here] and [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail.html here.]
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==Fun Facts==
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===Trivia===
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*The April 21, 2008 song had been on the site for 14 months and 7 days, then the longest period of time for any scroll button song. It has since been eclipsed by the Compé's run of 11 years and 4 months, though most of that time was during a site-wide hiatus.
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*The "scrolla but-ton-és" in the August 31, 2009 song is a callback to a much older "song", where that is all that Strong Bad said.
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===Remarks===
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*The August 13, 2007 song is the only one to include instrumental music, and the button to whatever is playing the music can be heard being pressed at about the time Strong Bad hits enter on his computer.
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*The April 20, 2004 song references the addition of a draggable scroll bar with the line "Hold it, control it".
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==Fun Facts==
 
===Inside References===
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*The current rap is one of [[Marzipan]]'s attempts at a scroll button song in [[replacement]], which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard."
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*The September 12, 2005 song refers to [[Random Toon|random.bat]], which was released simultaneously with the rap.
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*The rap duet between [[Coach Z]] and Strong Bad may be a reference to [[new hands]] in which Coach Z first performs "[[These peoples try to fade me]]."
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*The June 6, 2005 song is one of [[Marzipan]]'s attempts at a scroll button song in [[replacement]], which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard." [[The Brothers Chaps]] decided to use this as a scroll button song while they were [[replacement#Commentary Transcript|recording the commentary]] for that email.
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*The rap duet between [[Coach Z]] and Strong Bad may be a reference to [[new hands]], in which Coach Z first performs "[[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]]."
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**The duet unique to [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]] calls back to their duet in [[rampage]].
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===Real-World References===
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*In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to {{w|Norman Rockwell}}, an early-20th-century painter.
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==External Links==
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*[[HR:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email menu]]
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*[[oldhr:sbemail_compe.swf|view the Flash file for the Strong Bad Email menu]]
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{{missinginfo|release date and email debut for "Scroll-a bot-''ton''-és!" Release date, email debut, last featured date, last email featured in, sound file for "Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities." Last featured date, last email featured in for "Scroll buttons. What is UP?" Release date, email debut for "Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together." Last featured date, last email featured in for "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons."}}
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[[Category: Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]]

Current revision as of 14:55, 13 September 2025

This article is about the list of all scroll button songs. For the DVD video featuring the first seventeen songs, see Scroll Button Songs (video).
"I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow! Ooooooooooooh!"

Scroll Button Songs (also referred to as Strong Bad Email raps) are the songs that Strong Bad sings on the Strong Bad Email menu page. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. A collection of the scroll button songs (from "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons" to "Huzzah, on the mic...") was included on strongbad_email.exe Disc One. Many previous songs can be heard by clicking the small checkered box below the scroll bar, with the song depending on the computer the menu is on.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z

Contents

[edit] The Songs

Song Time Featured Flash Mirror Sound File

[edit] Lappier

Is it Lappi-er or Lappi-ay? Scroll buttons, I hope you never scroll away! December 31, 2020 – present
the next april fools thing – 		Watch Listen

[edit] Compé

It's the Compé, and ya can't stop mé... when we join forces with the scrolla but-ton-és! August 31, 2009 – December 31, 2020
independent – the next april fools thing 		Watch Listen

[edit] Corpy NT6

{silence; Strong Bad is absent}
This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu. 		July 13, 2009 – August 30, 2009
imaginary – independent		 View N/A

[edit] Lappy 486

{silence; Strong Bad is absent, possibly due to the Lappy's destruction in hremail 3184}
This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu. 		June 29, 2009 – July 12, 2009
hremail 3184 		View N/A
You've never seen anything quite like these buttons! Come on, y'all, give me a little scroll lovin'! April 21, 2008 – June 28, 2009
specially marked – email thunder 		Watch Listen
Oh! You! Are! Now! Scrollin' with the best! Scroll buttons put your mouse-clickin' finger to the test! November 27, 2007 – April 20, 2008
yes, wrestling – rated 		Watch Listen
{Music is playing} Control your scrolls. Click and hold with scroll buttons! Ungh... {Music ends}
This song is absent from the current menu. 		August 13, 2007 – November 26, 2007
mini-golf – business trip 		Watch No link
Look around, I think you'll find, that these... buttons, are the scrolling kind. January 22, 2007 – August 12, 2007
looking old – the paper 		Watch Listen
I'm scrollin' up high, you're scrollin' down low. I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow. Ooooooooooooh! July 10, 2006 – January 22, 2007
redesign – what i want 		Watch Listen
Scroll buttons! Just do your job, just do your job, just do your job!
This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack. 		N/A N/A Listen
Scroll buttons never looked so good! Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would... January 8, 2006 – July 10, 2006
high school – isp 		Watch Listen
Ooh, back on the scene! Scroll buttons gettin' mean, and I like to be a jerk, so we make a great team!
This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack. 		N/A N/A Listen
Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em! Just the way I planned 'em! Everybody likes... you... friend! September 12, 2005 – January 8, 2006
lady...ing – portrait 		Watch Listen
...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. June 6 – September 11, 2005
boring (really) – lady...ing 		Watch Listen
Scroll buttons and the Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? November 29, 2004 – June 5, 2005
animal – do over 		Watch Listen

[edit] Compy 386

S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! November 8 – November 28, 2004
montage – virus 		Watch Listen
Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my email client. Huzzah! August 16 – November 7, 2004
other days – extra plug 		Watch Listen
Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! April 20 – August 15, 2004
car – for kids 		Watch Listen
Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!
This song is absent from the current menu. 		March 16 – April 19, 2004
flashback 		Watch No link
I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'. January 19 – March 15, 2004
the bet – different town 		Watch Listen
The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. November 25, 2003 – January 18, 2004
colonization – video games 		Watch Listen
Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! September 15 – November 24, 2003
kids' book – local news 		Watch Listen
Scroll button, scroll buttons, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! August 4 – September 14, 2003
stunt double – kids' book 		Watch Listen
COACH Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!
STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack.
This song is absent from the current menu. 		May 19 – August 3, 2003
mascot – stunt double 		Watch No link
Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! March 31 – May 18, 2003
caper – crazy cartoon 		Watch Listen
Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. {The Paper comes down} January 20 – March 30, 2003
marzipan – autobiography 		Watch Listen
Scroll-a bot-ton-és!
This song is absent from the current menu. 		Unknown – January 19, 2003
Unknown – dragon 		Watch No link
Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.
This song is absent from the current menu. 		Unknown
Unknown 		No link No link
'Sup, my scrollies? You guys are looking good.
This song is absent from the current menu. 		September 9, 2002 – Unknown
invisibility – Unknown 		No link No link

[edit] Tandy 400

Scroll buttons. What is UP? July 29, 2002 – August 5, 2002 – September 8, 2002
property of ones – vacation (& sb_email 22) 		No link Listen
Scroll buttons... you guys okay?
This song is absent from the current menu. 		July 8, 2002 – July 29, 2002
sisters – helium 		Watch No link
Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together. Unknown – June 25, 2002
Unknown – gimmicks 		No link Listen
Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. March 4, 2002 – Unknown
band names – Unknown 		No link Listen

[edit] Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack

COACH Z: Scroll buttons scrollin' off in a rage!
STRONG BAD: I'm on a rampage!
This song was never featured, and is absent from the current menu. It is only heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack. 		N/A No link No link

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

  • The April 21, 2008 song had been on the site for 14 months and 7 days, then the longest period of time for any scroll button song. It has since been eclipsed by the Compé's run of 11 years and 4 months, though most of that time was during a site-wide hiatus.
  • The "scrolla but-ton-és" in the August 31, 2009 song is a callback to a much older "song", where that is all that Strong Bad said.

[edit] Remarks

  • The August 13, 2007 song is the only one to include instrumental music, and the button to whatever is playing the music can be heard being pressed at about the time Strong Bad hits enter on his computer.
  • The April 20, 2004 song references the addition of a draggable scroll bar with the line "Hold it, control it".

[edit] Inside References

[edit] Real-World References

  • In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to Norman Rockwell, an early-20th-century painter.

[edit] External Links

This article requires information that is no longer accessible. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by contributing your knowledge on the matter. Missing: release date and email debut for "Scroll-a bot-ton-és!" Release date, email debut, last featured date, last email featured in, sound file for "Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities." Last featured date, last email featured in for "Scroll buttons. What is UP?" Release date, email debut for "Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together." Last featured date, last email featured in for "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons."
Strong Bad Email Info
Site Components Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner
Emails by Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
Running Gags Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction
Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg
Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays
Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), Papers (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
Analysis Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails
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