Teen Girl Squad Issue 11

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"We'll try to miss you!!!"

Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One go to summer camp while So and So gets a part-time job.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Death, Shirt Folding Store Woman, Astronaut, Fat Customer, Strong Bad Leprechaun, Raccoon Girl, D N'D Greg, Science Fiction Greg, Camp Counselor Shortshorts, Chumbly Wumbly Bear, Maniac In A Speedo, C-dogg and Naptime

Places: Bus stop, Firstbasawassa, The Mall, Cosplayover Camp, Jail

Date: July 17, 2006

Running Time: 3:32

Page Title: Eleven Division Titles!

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {cell phone!} So and So! {pager!} What's Her Face! {rotary phone!} The Ugly One! {geiger counter}

{The episode begins with all four girls standing together with three rolled-up sleeping bags by their feet.}

CHEERLEADER: Don't look now, ladies, but... Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever now that they've installed...

ALL: Working toilet paper!

THE UGLY ONE: {nostalgically} I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.

{Close up on So and So}

SO AND SO: I can't go this year. {sticking tongue out} Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.

{Cut back to all four girls}

CHEERLEADER: Your stepmoms is teh fascist.

{Cut to So and So waving goodbye to Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One, who are being driven away on a Firstbasawassa bus.}

CHEERLEADER, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE: We'll try to miss you!

{A giant Grim Reaper appears in front of the bus, holding a hamburger.}

GRIM REAPER: Forbode... {suddenly biting hamburger} Chomp!

{Cut to So and So at the Folding Mills Mall.}

SO AND SO: I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone.

{A large, magazine cut-and-paste style Shirt Folding Store Woman appears in front of So and So. So and So appears terrified}

SHIRT FOLDING STORE WOMAN: {shouting} Where have you been? Get back to work! A kid puked in dressing room 3!

{Cut to So and So}

SO AND SO: But it's my first day and I'm—

SHIRT FOLDING STORE WOMAN: {interrupting; holding up large name tag labeled Mark} Here's your name tag, Mark! Now get to minimum wagin'!

{An astronaut suddenly appears and punches Shirt Folding Store Woman}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Meet a fist!

ASTRONAUT: Ckhk. She killed my dog. {Shirt Folding Store Woman falls over}

SO AND SO: Um... {The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble} 'kay.

ASTRONAUT: {suddenly appearing with a cape and flies away} Ckhk. Da da da da!

{Meanwhile at summer camp}

{Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are standing by a bunk-bed and sleeping bags. Cheerleader is wearing reading glasses and examining a script.}

CHEERLEADER: Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?

THE UGLY ONE: {holds up two fingers} The deuce.

CHEERLEADER: {tossing script away; reading glasses disappear} Alright, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, {What's Her Face and The Ugly One appear pleasantly surprised} you're bunkin' with me! I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.

{Cheerleader and The Ugly One put arms over one another's shoulders.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: Then who's sharing my bunk?

{Cut to the right side of What's Her Face, who is suddenly beside a an old, feminine raccoon standing on its hind legs and wearing a purse and bow. What's Her Face looks surprised.}

RACCOON GIRL: Hiya, bunkmate. Do you love me?

{Cut to So and So at a folding station. A fat customer stands beside her.}

FAT CUSTOMER: Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.

SO AND SO: {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-

FAT CUSTOMER: {interrupting} *cough!*

{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}

ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM: ...and it's a double play! {fireworks appear} Yaaaay!

FAT MAN: {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.

SO AND SO: Um... {The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble even more so than before} 'kay.

{Cut to Cheerleader and The Ugly One in a canoe with the words "Canoe Reeves" on it.}

CHEERLEADER: Boys are an important part of life.
THE UGLY ONE: {simultaneously} Canoes are an important part of life.

{The canoe lands on a patch of land with a sign "Them Boys"}

CHEERLEADER: Alright, uggs, pretty up! You my wingman! {jumps into the air} Now let's go get us some boys camp!

{Cut to Cosplayover camp}

D N'D GREG: {dressed as a medieval swordsman} Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: {dressed futuristically} I think you mean... welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.

{Cut to D N'D Greg and Science Fiction Greg}

D N'D GREG: Village!

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Star system!

{Cut closer}

D N'D GREG: Beholders!

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Sentient nebulae!

CHEERLEADER: {appearing} Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: {seductively; removing shirt} Oh, I can take my shirt off....

{Science Fiction Greg pulls his shirt up to just under his shoulders; a "voip" eminates from his bare chest and hits Cheerleader.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Blinding voip!

CHEERLEADER: Ahh! My tan lines!

{Cut to So and So at her folding booth}

SO AND SO: {holds up shirt} This shirt is trés cutée!

{So and So thinks while Strong Bad appears as a leprechaun and a security camera moves in from the right.}

STRONG BAD LEPRECHAUN: Oooh.... Shoplifting?

{Cut to The Ugly One and What's Her Face standing by Camp Counselor Shortshorts.}

CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS: Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this: {bends knees, throws hands in the air} Scha-wing! {points at girls} Not! {jumps in the air} Who let the dogs out!

THE UGLY ONE: Buh-

WHAT'S HER FACE: -arf.

{Guitar music begins to play}

CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS: Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!

{Cut to What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Camp Counselor Shortshorts by a campfire. Camp Counselor Shortshorts is playing a guitar.}

ALL: {singing} And the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down....

{Cut to a bear selling beans}

WHAT'S HER FACE: {voiceover} Did he sell beans?

THE UGLY ONE: {extreme close up} Lord no!

{Cut back to the campfire}

ALL: Did he sell eggs?

{Cut to a bear selling eggs, which is immediately crossed out}

THE UGLY ONE: {voiceover} Lord no!

{Cut back to the campfire}

ALL: {singing} But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down!

{Suddenly, a muscular man with a paper bag over his head and wearing a Speedo™ appears with a chainsaw and cuts everyone into pieces.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Maniac in a speedo'd!

THE UGLY ONE: I love summer camp!

WHAT'S HER FACE: {overlapping} Oh, the memories!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It's over!

{Cut to So and So in a jail}

SO AND SO: C-dogg, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.

C-DOGG / NAPTIME: Dag, yo.

SO AND SO: Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at?

Easter Eggs

• At the end, click on the "O" to see What's Her Face with her bunkmate.

RACCOON GIRL: Bunkmate, can you help give me these {nine syringes appear in the raccoon's hand. What's Her Face appears shocked.} seventeen shots before I go into a coma?

Fun Facts

Explanations

• A Geiger counter measures ionizing radiation.
• "Nebulae" is the plural term for nebula.

Trivia

• This is the first Teen Girl Squad episode to feature realistic background paper.

Remarks

• In the Easter Egg at the end of the cartoon, Raccoon Girl holds up 9 shots, despite talking about 17 shots.

Goofs

• The notebook paper in the frame of the toon and outside of the frame do not match up.

Inside References

• So And So asking for "smokes" is a reference to smoking on this site.
• Cheerleader wondering if "uggs" has two G's or one is a reference to G.
• The song mention selling eggs.

Real World References

• Canoe Reeves is a reference to the actor Keanu Reeves.
• "Who Let the Dogs Out?" is a song written by Anslem Douglas, but was made popular by the Baha Men.
• Strong Bad as a leprechaun suggesting that So And So shoplifts could be a reference to the episode of The Simpsons where Ralph discovers a leprechaun that tells him to burn things, or it could be the common idea where a person's conscience is represented an angel and a devil standing on their shoulder.
• Folding Mills Mall is a reference to the many "Mills" malls around the USA, run by the Mills Corporation, such as Concord Mills in North Carolina, or Potomac Mills in Virginia.
• The Shirt Folding Store lady killing the astronaut's dog may be a poke at They Might Be Giants' song Youth Culture Killed My Dog.
• Cosplay is a Japanese subculture centered on dressing as characters from manga, anime, tokusatsu, and video games, and, less commonly, Japanese live action television shows, fantasy movies, or Japanese pop music bands.

External Links

• Watch Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
• View the Flash file for Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
• Forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"