The Ugly One

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*She also appears in the [[404'd]] page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.  
*She also appears in the [[404'd]] page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.  
*She slapped [[The King of Town]] in the email "[[virus]]" about nine times or so.
*She slapped [[The King of Town]] in the email "[[virus]]" about nine times or so.
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*'The Ugly One' parodies the concept of the one ugly girl who is always in a girl's 'posse', trying to block access to the hot ones.
===Pre-K Version===
===Pre-K Version===

Revision as of 17:48, 28 February 2007

Bad glasses, nice dress, suspect hygiene
Boy or girl? We'll never tell.
Ugly, and colorized!
The hotgly one!

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Biography

The Ugly One (with the integral article "the") is the ugly-looking member of the Teen Girl Squad whose "real" name is either Virginia, Joy, Jennifer, or The. In the eleventh episode, Cheerleader refers to her (affectionately, one assumes) as "Uggs". Despite her ugliness, suspect hygiene and psoriasis, she seems to be better-liked within the Squad than What's Her Face.

The Ugly One is portrayed as a mindless follower of Cheerleader, and appears both dimmer and slightly more eccentric than the other girls (one of her introductory lines describes her as being "actually crazy"). She is readily included in the Squad's Cheerleader-led activities, such as shopping, spring break vacation, and jumping into a lion's mouth.

She is fond of the popular yogurt topping jimmies and has a crush on every boy. Despite the strength of her crushes, she has difficulty acting on them; in Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 she stuck her head in the sand rather than converse with the olda boys.

As with the rest of the Squad, The Ugly One has suffered a variety of horrible fates. She has been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. She has also endured two "triple attacks" : in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, she was FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED?, and in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 she was first hit by a tree branch, then the entire tree, and then the tree spontaneously combusted.

To date, she's also the only one of the girls with a known biological parent: Manolios Ugly One.

Remarks

  • She also appears in the 404'd page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.
  • She slapped The King of Town in the email "virus" about nine times or so.
  • 'The Ugly One' parodies the concept of the one ugly girl who is always in a girl's 'posse', trying to block access to the hot ones.

Pre-K Version

In Pre-K, there is some confusion over whether she was a boy or girl.

New Hotness

For her Sweet Someteen birthday bash in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, The Ugly One received a massive makeover, which caused Strong Bad to (a) exclaim "Whoa! Did I draw that new hotness?", (b) "save" her from Arrow'd Guy, (c) insert himself into the issue as a well-muscled construction worker so that he could make out with her, and (d) actually make out with the piece of paper that contained her cartoon. The Brothers Chaps' nickname for The Ugly One after her makeover is The "Hotgly One". Unfortunately for her, The Ugly One's makeover lasted only one issue.

Title Card Descriptions

Hurt and/or Killed by

Filmography

Teen Girl Squad
Characters Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg
Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast
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