Musical Moments

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"Hey, that's a good jam!"

The people of Free Country, USA feel the music in their souls, and frequently break into song. These are musical moments.

Once in a while, a scenario gets music or a beat added to it. This is often initiated by The Cheat with his keyboard.

Appearances

• The Reddest Radish — Strong Bad sings that he will win the contest while absconding with Marzipan's radish.
• A Jumping Jack Contest — Strong Bad sings the song "Who is the guy who wins all the contests?" This song later appears in the track list of Strong Bad Sings.
• In Search of the Yello Dello — In the new version, upon finding the Yello Dello, Homestar Runner sings a song greeting it.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — Marzipan's outgoing message is a song.
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats —
  • Coach Z and Marzipan use songs as their greetings.
  • Giving Bubs the Mallow Cup or the Dum Dums will lead him to sing a song about each.
  • Giving Homestar the circus peanuts will lead to him singing "Entrance of the Gladiators".
  • Giving Homsar the taffies will lead to him singing a song about sweet treats.
• Email helium — After inhaling helium, Strong Bad breaks into a song about joining the high-voice crew.
• Email vacation — Strong Bad plays a guitar and sings a song about that clock.
• Email lures & jigs — To lure fish into the boat, Strong Bad sings and dances a jig inviting the fish to come into the boat.
• Email techno — Strong Bad imitates a techno song he once heard, and The Cheat is seen flicking the lights and twirling a glowstick when all the elements from the song he described inexplicably play at once.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 (Easter egg) — Homestar sings part of the song "Back in Black" by AC/DC.
• A Decemberween Pageant — The play contains a song where the characters sing about how they can't find the first Decemberween.
• Email marzipan — Marzipan is singing a song about how she really doesn't like Strong Bad at all in a free concert for the birds.
• Email caper — After Strong Bad talks about his attempted caper with The Cheat, the Compy 386 begins playing music as he breaks into song with Strong Mad and Strong Sad, who provide claps and backing vocals.
• Email sibbie — Strong Bad's statement that he will never write a song about Sibbie becomes a song about Sibbie when The Cheat adds a beat to it using his keyboard, and apparently records it as Strong Sad and Homestar are later seen listening to it.
• Email anything — Noticing that the Mountain Dew he is pouring on the Compy 386 is seemingly bottomless, Homestar breaks into a song about "never-ending soda".
• Email mile — Strong Bad enters and exits singing, "And I pretend that it's made of money".
• All of The Thinkkaman's appearances — Whenever the Thnikkaman arrives or departs, a chorus of singers announces it.
  • Email monument — In the Easter egg, Homestar sings it. Also, in another Easter egg, The Cheat throws a lightswitch rave while Strong Bad sings about Technochocolate.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 (Easter egg) — During the issue, two boys are shown on the beach; one says, "I miss video games", and the other says, "I miss my mom." During the Easter egg, this dialogue develops into a remix with the theme music.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 — While Strong Bad is instructing Homestar in the art of prank calling, Homestar chooses to end his prank call in song.
• Email lunch special — Bubs sings, "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'".
• Email haircut (Easter egg) — Strong Mad urges Strong Bad to make a cardboard box dance and prance, so Strong Bad invents the song "Livin' It Up". Later, Larry Palaroncini of Limozeen sings the song.
• Email replacement — Marzipan sings two songs about scroll buttons accompanied by her guitar. Homestar sings instead of dancing for his audition in the dance contest.
• Email cheatday — After receiving an unsigned email, Strong Bad imagines the sender's name to be "Mike Control", which he makes a short rap about. Coach Z suggests they "cut a demo" with it, and Bubs suggests he play keytar. He later appears and starts playing it while Strong Bad sings The Cheat's "Date of Birth Song".
• Email for kids — Included in Homsar's show is "a real popular song", which Homsar encourages to be played 50 times more.
• Email extra plug — While doing Strong Bad's email "unplugged", a tied-up Homestar begins to sing that he has to pee. Strong Sad later joins him.
• Email montage — After losing the Champeenship, Homestar sings to himself "You're the Best".
• Email rampage — Strong Bad and Coach Z go on a lyrical rampage. Strong Sad attempts to join in.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 — Strong Bad's prank call to Marzipan claiming she said she'd bake a cake for all her friends gets a drum beat and bass guitar added to it.
• Bug in Mouth Disease — Homestar is running and singing to his theme song.
• Email do over — Homestar suggests to Strong Bad that he should try to impress Ali and Ali's sister by singing to them. Strong Bad sings to them off-key while Homestar plays the drum.
• Email lady...ing — Strong Bad sings a song when given a LaserDisc by The Cheat.
• A Folky Tale — Coach Z interrupts Strong Sad's story twice with "The Dancing Brothers", who dance and sing "Gonna have a good time tonight".
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — One of the options for Homestar to earn a stirring utensil is to sing a song.
• Email space program — After his adventure is over, Strong Bad sings the theme song for Space Captainface: Pretender of the Galaxies.
• Fall Float Parade — Coach Z freestyles when the K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band plays a rhythm.
• Email high school — On Teenage Homestar's suggestion, the Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries play in a band to be safe during their excursion into Marzipan's uncle's pie factory.
• Email death metal — Strong Bad says metal songs for people with blonde hair consist of words such as "tonite", "wooh-mon", and streets in Los Angeles. He then brings up a video stream of Larry Palaroncini singing a song with those words.
• Email pop-up — After reading the email once, Strong Bad raps it twice. The Cheat then appears with his keyboard and presumably asks Strong Bad to rap it again while he plays a beat over it.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 — Both The King of Town and The Cheat use the tape on Marzipan's answering machine to record a song.
• Email isp — While on a tech support call, Homestar sings his own hold music.
• Email redesign — Strong Bad's way of redesigning his No Loafing sign includes singing "Stretch it, skew it, and turn it all around!"
• No Hands On Deck! — Homestar considers writing a musical about building a deck. Coach Z auditions by singing "Where Is My Mudder-Dee-Doo?".
• Email road trip — When Strong Bad finds he and The Cheat can't play a CD on the Gremlin's 8-track player, he sings his own jammin' tunes.
• Happy Hallow-Day — Marzipan tries to lure back Halloween night by playing reggae, and Coach Z joins in by making sound effects.
• Email 4 branches — After Strong Bad has described the 4 Branches of stupid things Homestar has done, Homestar sings, "And that's how I become a law!"
• Let us give TANKS! — Blue Laser Commander and Oliver Smidgen beg Gunhaver to lead the Cheat Commandos in song.
• Email the movies — Homestar starts singing "Ever and More" while demonstrating the role of "the little girl behind [Strong Bad] who wouldn't shut up".
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 (Easter egg) — Homestar sings to himself while waiting to be rescued from quicksand.
• Date Nite — As their cardboard submarine sinks, Strong Bad and Homestar sing the Strong Badia National Anthem.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 — Faced with the prospect of going to prison, So and So jumps into the garbage disposal while Strong Bad sings about her chosen demise.
• Ever and More — "Ever and More" becomes the "frothy, shanty chant" of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets, much to the disapproval of Strong Bad. Also, in the Easter egg, Homestar sings the theme song to Disney's DuckTales while bathing in gold coins.
• Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar — Marzipan sings a song about marshmallows on Carol with Cardboard Homestar.
• Email concert — Strong Bad says that songs by sloshy don't have guitar solos, so he makes up his own.
• Email pizza joint (Easter egg) — Homestar sings about having a pizza party.
  • Email slumber party (Easter egg) — Like the preceding email, Homestar sings about having a slumber party.
• Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People — Musical moments are one of the indicators of Strong Bad's awesomeness rating.
  • Baddest of the Bands — When Strong Bad tries to offer an entry form to either Strong Mad or The Cheat, Marzipan breaks into song saying not to bother them.
• Donut Unto Others — When receiving a visit from Health Inspector Strong Bad, Homestar hums the theme song to Inspector Gadget.
• Hremail 7 — Homestar sings that he is about to take a bath in Melonade, and that it stings his skin.
• Fan Costumes '09 — Strong Bad sings three songs about fan costumes: the first one is about how The Ugly One drawn on a cardboard box doesn't count as a costume, the second is about how nobody will recognize a Sterrance costume, and the third one accompanies a montage of poorly done Homestar costumes.
• Fish Eye Lens (Easter egg) — Strong Bad, at a loss for words, starts babbling in rhythm, and The Cheat adds a back-beat to it.
• The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser — Homestar compliments other characters' costumes in rhythm while music plays in the background.
  • The House That Gave Sucky Tricks — Homestar sings the same song to Strong Mad, but Strong Mad (dressed as the TiVo logo) skips most of it.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — Strong Bad, sloshy, and Larry Palaroncini all use Marzipan's answering machine to record their respective songs.
• Later That Night... — Dramatic piano music plays as Homestar compliments Strong Sad's costume in song.
• Mr. Poofers Must Die — Strong Bad's attempt to kill off Mr. Poofers ends with him bursting into song and the rest of the cast joining in.
• Fan Costumes 2018 — In response to fans dressed as Homsar and Coach Z, Strong Bad sings a song about how he's impressed, but disturbed. The second time, Coach Z joins him.
• The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods — In reference to his costume, Homestar sings part of the theme song to the Moomin television series. Also, in reference to Coach Z's costume, Homestar makes up a rap about "double-knit reversible stripèd pants".
• Fan 'Stumes 2019 — Strong Bad sings a song about a costumed fan dressed as Marzipan being the only person who came to a Halloween party at a rec center. He also improvises a rhythm about there being too many Homestars.
• Halloween Hijinks — The Mysfit-steries sing a song to revive Strong Bad after he stops breathing. They reprise the song with the Stave It Off Guy singing his "count to three" song.
  • In Easter eggs, both Homestar and Strong Bad sing variants of the theme song to Bod. Homestar sings his response to Bubs's costume to the theme of The Legend of Zelda.
• Fan 'Stumes 2020 — Crack Stuntman performs a rap in the style of An Important Rap Song in response to a fan dressed as him. Strong Bad also sings a Trogdor-inspired song about burninating a Trunk-or-Treat event.
• Halloween Hide & Seek — If the moon is clicked while at Marzipan's house, Homestar will break into a song about dinosaur pie, and then mention that it has nothing to do with the moon.
• Fan 'Stumes 2021 — Strong Bad sings a song about the eponymous character of Cannonmouth and his kitchen. He also sings a song about a Homsar prop with an elastic neckband in the style of the verse of different town about Modestly Hot Homsar.
• Diaper Sunrise — Homestar sings a song to himself about taping diapers to his window.

See Also

• Songs
• Strong Bad Email Intros
• Scroll Button Songs
• Singing Out of Tune