The Show: Ween Edition

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"Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum."

This year, Homestar implements his attempts to guess the cast's costumes into a fun little game on The Show.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Coach Z, The King of Town, Bubs, Marzipan, Pom Pom, The Cheat, The Poopsmith, Homsar, Strong Bad, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Rafferty, Champeen, Preshy

See The Show: Ween Edition Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing.

Places: The Show

Date: Monday, October 30, 2023

Running Time: 6:37

Page Title: Sponsored by That Bottle of Water That's Over There - Toons The Show: Ween Edition - Homestar Runner

Transcript

{We open on Homestar against the night sky, stars and the moon visible in the background. Ominous music plays.}

HOMESTAR: Each Halloween, severals of people become mildly annoyed, when Homestar Runner misinterprets a costume.

{Record scratch, ominous music stops.}

HOMESTAR: So I made a game show out of it!

{Zoom out to see Homestar standing on an orange floor, the night sky lifts up to reveal The Show background. The Show's theme music plays.}

HOMESTAR: {to the tune of the The Show theme} Boo doo-doo! Boo-doo doo!

NARRATOR: {voice-over} That's right, paunchy America! It's time to play...

{The show's title appears on screen in time with the crowd.}

CROWD: {voice-over} Name! Slash! Guess! That! Homestar! Runner! Hallo! Ween! Costume! Misin! Terpre! Tation!

NARRATOR: {voice-over} And here's the star of Name/Guess That {mumbles} thing and the stuff: Homestar Runner!

{The show's title falls off-screen, and Homestar walks onstage in costume.}

HOMESTAR: Thanks so much, Ron Johnny! It's a pleasure and enjoy-joy to be doing this again for the first year in a row.

NARRATOR: {voice-over} Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum.

{Homestar enters a small cylindrical chamber and shuts the door.}

NARRATOR: {voice-over} and bring our our first contestant: Coach Z!

{Cut to a window panel, which opens to reveal Coach Z dancing on a pedestal in costume.}

NARRATOR: {voice-over} OK now, Coach Z, the rules are simple. Just tell us what you think Homestar Runner's misinterpretation of your costume will be.

{Coach Z nods, and a lower third pops up reading "Coach Z as a Beastie Boy from the Intergalactic video".}

COACH Z: Well, I think there's a lot of good options, but I gotta go with, "Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo crossing guard costume!" He was all ways telling me to go froward, move ahead!

NARRATOR: {voice-over} A solid guess!

{A pop-up appears of a cinderblock, with a wig and googly eyes, and the text "Solid Guess!"}

NARRATOR: {voice-over} Let's go to the iso booth and see what Homestar chose.

{Cut back to the isolation booth. Homestar turns around to look at Coach Z. Drumroll.}

HOMESTAR: Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo construction worker costume!

{Homestar holds up a card reading "Devo construction worker". Sad gameshow music plays.}

NARRATOR: {voice-over} Oooh, so close, Coach Z, but I'm afraid we can't accept it.

COACH Z: {sadly} Ohh...

NARRATOR: {voice-over} Thanks for playing!

{Cut to a shot of a bottle of water, surrounded by a strip of lights. The bottle is labelled "Smarty Water" and has two green smudges on it.}

ANNOUNCER: {voice-over} Coach Z will receive: that bottle of water that's over there. It has some green stuff on it, but it might be on the outside of the bottle, I'm not sure. That bottle of water, that's over there.

{Cut back to the stage, and Homestar's booth.}

NARRATOR: {voice-over} Continuing on, Homestar, how you feeling in there?

{Homestar jiggles, making the sound of shaking an empty soda cup with ice in the bottom.}

HOMESTAR: Rumpled on the inside!

NARRATOR: {voice-over} Let's ignore that, and meet our next contestant: The King of Town!

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