Halloween Hide & Seek Responses
From Homestar Runner Wiki
These are all of the responses in Halloween Hide & Seek.
- Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.
[edit] Title screen
{A "Made with Unity" logo, followed by a Videlectrix logo (with "idelectrix" written below a giant V) appear in turn. Cut to silhouettes of the main characters.}
Halloween Hide & Seek
a "playable" ween "toon"
Made with Unity and Adventure Creator.
Click anywheres to start
{The first two lines are unchanging, while the last two lines alternate every few seconds until the screen is clicked. From here on out, a score out of 11 is displayed in the upper-right.}
On the paid version, Homestar can move around and clicking on the other characters has him guess who they are from their silhouette. On the Steam version, clicking on all 11 before starting the game proper grants a Steam Achievement.
[edit] The Poopsmith
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hmm. Your head is dress up as 6-armed Colonial Mr. Potato Head.
[edit] Homsar
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Seedpod? Prolly some type seedpod.
[edit] "Strong Bad"
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nice try, Dodongo.
[edit] The Cheat
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Mullet Indym'n Jones. Clearly.
[edit] Pom Pom
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: The Assassination of the Jolly Green Giant by the Coward E.L. Fudge.
[edit] Strong Sad
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lanthanides! Bromides! Um, noble gases! What was I s'pposed to be guessing again?
[edit] Marzipan
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Middle-aged ponytail guy with a speedboat!
[edit] Coach Z
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Coach Z with a really great Crab-Weasel for a head!.
[edit] Bubs
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bubs being slowly absorbed headfirst by the KOT.
[edit] Strong Mad
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Spoons-taped-to-his-eyebrows Mad!
[edit] The King of Town
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: One mound.
[edit] Intro
{Homestar Runner walks into the Spooky Woods and looks around.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw man! Everybody hid before I could see how they dressed up this year! How will I tell them how much I really like their {switches to a different monotone voice} [INSERT INCORRECT INTERPRETATION] {back to his usual voice} costume?! That's like half my whole deal! I gotta go find everybody everybody!
[edit] Generic Item Use Messages
[edit] Ladder
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: No need for a ladder there.
[edit] Punkin
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why should I punkinate that?
[edit] Whatsit Dipped Punkin
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I feel like this grodybomb has one specific purpose. And that ain't it, kid.
[edit] Car Key
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and and say this prolly needs to be used on a car.
[edit] Latte
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: That doesn't need the nastiest thing ever.
[edit] Shovel
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I just can't dig it!
[edit] Trampo
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: That doesn't need any bouncin.
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't need to give THAT the Jibblies.
[edit] Skateboard
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: That doesn't need to get totally shredded.
[edit] Spooky Woods
[edit] Treehole
[edit] Interact
- {first time only}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: A treehole! I love peepin in treeholes! Hey! There's an old car key in here! {turns to the camera} It's a cartreekeyhole!
- {The Car Key is added to the inventory.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now it's just full of cool dead gross stuff that I can't click on.
[edit] Ladder
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Naw, I don't need to get up in this tree. I can tell what a drag it is from down here. No leaves, no fruit, not even a wretched old crow to pluck out bits o' my brain.
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- {Homestar places the painting on the tree over the hole. Jibblies 2 music plays.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: There. I hung it up. It's still terrifying. I'ma take it down.
- {Homestar removes the painting from the tree.}
- {A point is gained toward the Path of the Rocoulm.}
[edit] Any other item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't need to put that in the treehole.
[edit] Spooky, Leafy Tree
[edit] Interact
- {before Strong Sad has been found}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hey, Mother Brain. How's it amygdalin'?
- OFFSCREEN VOICE: I'm not a brain! I'm a spooky tree with dramatic Halloween lighting! Er- I mean, never mind! Trees can't talk! Now leemee lone!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {turns to the camera} Hmm...
- {after Strong Sad has been found}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: This thing is either the end boss from a shmup or a giant broccoli. Or both!
[edit] Ladder
- {Homestar places the ladder along the tree}
[edit] Trampo
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: The ladder's the best way to get up inst.
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- {before Strong Sad has been found}
- OFFSCREEN VOICE: No way. Get that thing away from me. Er, from us. The collective tree consciousness, I mean. Cause I'm just a tree and go away.
- {after Strong Sad has been found}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I shan't.
[edit] Any other item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: That is simply NOT a very good idea.
[edit] ???
- Only appears after completing the Path of the Rocoulm.
[edit] Interact
- {The Goblin appears in an explosion on top of the X.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw come on! I did all that work just to have YOU show up? What could you possibly add to my gameplay experience?
- {The Goblin does a dance accompanied by organ music.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {turns to the camera} Real real great.
[edit] Goblin
[edit] Interact
- {The Goblin does a dance accompanied by organ music.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {turns to the camera} Real real great.
[edit] OffscreenVoice
- {This appears if the cursor is moved to the top of the tree, but cannot be interacted with.}
[edit] Ladder
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Should I get that ladder? Or use that ladder? Syd Getman or Syd Useman?
[edit] Syd Getman!
- {Homestar picks up the ladder and places it in the inventory}
- {Version 2.0 + 2.1 only} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ow.
[edit] Syd Useman!
- {Homestar climbs the ladder, placing him Inside the Spooky, Leafy Tree.}
[edit] Any item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: The only thing I need to use with that ladder is my own dang self!
[edit] To The Field
- {Homestar walks to The Field}
[edit] To Bubs' Concession Stand
- {Homestar walks to Bubs' Concession Stand}
[edit] Inside the Spooky, Leafy Tree
[edit] Upon entering (first time only)
- {Homestar walks up on an enormous branch with similarly-enormous leaves}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: It is WAY more spacious up here than I thought! I love King's Quest spatial physics!
[edit] Strong Sad
[edit] Interact
- {A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found You" or "Never mind" is selected.}
[edit] You look shady!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Gee, Strong Sad, you sure look shady! All blazered up and hiding in a tree that doesn't obey the laws of time and space. One might think...
- STRONG SAD: Don't say it...
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...that you were trying to sell me...
- STRONG SAD: Don't finish that sentence!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Some Witch's Brew!!
[edit] This tree...
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: So what is the actual deal with this tree?
- STRONG SAD: Oh, you know, just your standard threshold between realms. Where reality is thin and the Other Side begins to poke through. It might make your wildest fantasies come true, or it might drive you MAD.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I said "the actual deal."
- STRONG SAD: I dunno. Prolly just forced perspective or summat.
[edit] Homsar
{Version 2.0 + 2.1 only}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Got any idea where ol' Mister Misspelling is hiding?
- STRONG SAD: {echo singing} And I'll see you. And you'll see me. And I'll see you in the branches that blow. In the breeze.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh, thanks for all the garmonbozia. {turns to the camera} I guess.
[edit] Found You
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I found you totally found you, Strong Sad! Now to reveal your weirdly pedestrian costume!
- STRONG SAD: My soul is ready.
- {A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Strong Sad as Mike Dawson (Darkseed)". Strong Sad disappears and a point is added.}
[edit] Never mind
- {the dialogue tree is exited}
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- {Homestar shows Strong Sad the painting, and the Jibblies 2 music plays briefly.}
- STRONG SAD: When you have endlessly watched the Ancients implant an alien embryo in your brain, the jibblies no longer have any meaning.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uplifting! As always!
- {A point is gained toward the Path of the Rocoulm.}
[edit] Any other item
- STRONG SAD: Please don't foist that upon me. I have a strict no-foisting policy.
[edit] ???
- {Homsar falls out of the tree and lands on the branch in front of Homestar}
- HOMSAR: aaaAAAAAaaaaa'm a reeeal found object. I right-clicked when I shoulda lept.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, I just found you so you can leap to this splash screen!
- {A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Homsar as Gnome (Samorost)". Homsar disappears and a point is added.}
[edit] Climb back down
- {Homestar returns to the Spooky Woods}
[edit] Bubs' Concession Stand
[edit] Punkin
[edit] Any item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't need to use anything with that punkin.
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh! A perfectly good pumpakin! I takes it!
- {The Punkin is added to the inventory}
[edit] Bubs' Conces5ion Stand
[edit] Interact
- {initially}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: The whole place is empty. 'Cept for a li'l note on the back door that I can't read from here. {turns to the camera} *sigh* If only Original Bubs were still around. HE'D be able to see that note from here!
- {if The Cheat is on the floor}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I can see a large vague lump on the floor. And faint oyster fumes.
- {if the back door has been opened}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Some joker left the back door open.
[edit] Ladder
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: If I wanna scale Bubs' Conces5ion (pronounced Conces-five-ion) Stand, I should find a flatter surface.
[edit] Any other item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: That won't help me read that note back there. Which is really all I'm try'na do at this point. I don't need to just be chuckin stuff inside Bubs' stand.
[edit] Real Nice Wall
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dang! Dang DANG! {turns to the camera} That's a real nice wall!
[edit] Ladder
- {Homestar places the ladder down}
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- {Homestar hangs up the painting, the musical sting plays, and Homestar takes the painting back down.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Are you happy now?
- {A point is gained toward the Path of the Rocoulm.}
[edit] Any other item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: You leave that nice wall alone! What'd it ever do to you to deserve getting random inventory items dragged on top of it willy-nilly?!
[edit] ladder
[edit] Interact
[edit] Syd Useman
- {Homestar climbs the ladder, placing him on top of Bubs' Concession Stand.}
[edit] Syd Getman
- {Homestar picks up the ladder and places it in the inventory}
[edit] The King of Town
[edit] Interact
- {A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found you!" or "Never mind" is selected.}
[edit] Are you hiding?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, King of Town, you do know you're s'posed to be hiding, right?
- THE KING OF TOWN: Aw dang! You knew it was me? I was hoping that me doing actual physical activity would throw you off.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I won't lie. I am astounded your heart hasn't exploded.
- THE KING OF TOWN: I also swallowed a defibrillator earlier so I'm good!
[edit] Why you bouncin?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's with all the bouncin? You tryin' to twees it out?
- THE KING OF TOWN: I accidentally swallowed a whole wrapped Take 5 Bar. I'm tryin to bounce it back up so I can savor it this time!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Entirely gross!
[edit] Found you!
{Version 1.0 + 1.1}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Big surprise, I found you. Now go wait on silhouette hill!
- THE KING OF TOWN: Whatever. BOING!
- {The King of Town bounces away. A screen then appears while a jingle plays. "You found The King of Town as the Antwerp (Hero's Quest)". The King of Town disappears and a point is added.}
{Version 2.0 + 2.1}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Big surprise, I found you.
- THE KING OF TOWN: It doesn't count if I'm still bouncin!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Since when? What type-a rules are those?
- THE KING OF TOWN: Turkish-Swedish-Amish rules.
- THE KING OF TOWN: You can't find me until I stop bouncin!
[edit] Lookit that sign
{Version 2.0 + 2.1 only, only appears after Homestar Runner has modified the sign} {when the sign is modified to anything not related to bouncing}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say King, lookit that sign over there.
- THE KING OF TOWN: Not intrested, busy bouncing it out here.
{when sign is modified to mention "bouncin", the following conversation happens with the opening changing depending on the sign.} {when sign is modified to "BE5T NO SCADS BOUNCINS"}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say King, lookit that sign over there. It says you'd best do no scads of bouncin. And I would definitely have to say you have bounced scads.
{when sign is modified to "BOUNCINESS SCABS, DONT"}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say King, lookit that sign over there. It says bounciness scabs! Don't do it!
{when sign is modified to "DE BOS5 CANST BOUNCINS"}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say King, lookit that sign over there. It seems to imply that de boss cans't be bouncin.
- THE KING OF TOWN: De Boss?! That's me! I'm the King!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, sounds pretty serious. Royal decree or summat.
{same dialogue follows from each}
- THE KING OF TOWN: Oh no! I better stop! {stops bouncing}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: You stopped bouncin! I found you!
- THE KING OF TOWN: Whatever. BOING!
- {The King of Town bounces away. A screen then appears while a jingle plays. "You found The King of Town as the Antwerp (Hero's Quest)". The King of Town disappears and a point is added.}
[edit] Never mind
- {the dialogue tree is exited}
[edit] Punkin
- THE KING OF TOWN: Oh of course. "If it's food, you must have to give it to the King." I'll have you know there are two food-related items in this game and you don't give me EITHER!
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- {Homestar pulls out the painting, and the Jibblies 2 music plays.}
- THE KING OF TOWN: Oh no, I'm not falling for that again. The giblets were a LIE!
- {A point is gained toward the Path of the Rocoulm.}
[edit] Any other item
- THE KING OF TOWN: Bouncy King don't need it, Bouncy King don't want it.
[edit] trampoline
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Should I get this trampo or bounce this trampo? Syd Getman or Syd Bounceman?
[edit] Syd Getman
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I will tuck this entire trampoline in my boot.
{The Trampo is added to the inventory}
[edit] Syd Bounceman
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oooh! I'm gonna bounce so fuuuun! I'm gonna bounce so gwaaate!
- {Homestar jumps on the trampoline and starts bouncing}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Seriously! I'm gettin some serious air!
- {Homestar stops bouncing}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: And a fun time was had by all. {if Pom Pom wasn't found yet, Version 1.0 + Version 1.1 only} And I think I saw someone on Bubs' roof when I was up there.
[edit] Sign
[edit] Interact
{Version 1.0 + 1.1} {first time only}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I've always wanted to rearrange those letters to spell sumpin new. Sumpin liiiike: BEST BAND CONCUS5IONS.
- {selected randomly}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: SUNDANCE BOB CONSI5TS?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: SCABS BEND CONTU5IONS?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: DEBT BANS CONUS5IONS?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: CONDUCT NBA BOS5INESS?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: CONSONANTS CUBE 5 DIBS?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: NICO BONDS SUB5TANCES?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: SNOB BUNDT ACCES5IONS?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: 5 BASSDUB CONNECTIONS?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: UN5ANCTIONED CSS SOBS?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: 5 BANDIT COB CONCENSUS?
{Version 2.0 + 2.1}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I've always wanted to rearrange those letters to spell sumpin new.
- {once altered}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I need to get on the roof if I want to change it again.
[edit] Ladder
{Version 1.0 + 1.1}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Naw, Bubs would kill me if I really changed the sign. {turns to the camera} Once, for Bubs' birthday, Coach Z got him another "S" to replace that 5 in "Conce5ion" and Bubs totally lost it! "The 5 stands for 'Gimme 5 Bucks!'" he said.
{Version 2.0 + 2.1}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: If I wanna scale Bubs' Conces5ion (pronounced Conces-five-ion) Stand, I should find a flatter surface.
[edit] Behind the Bubs'
- {Homestar walks behind Bubs' Concession Stand}
[edit] Behind Bubs' Concession Stand
[edit] Strong Mad
[edit] Interact
- {A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Never you mind" is selected.}
[edit] Found You...
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Strong Mad! I found your, um, "hiding" spot.
- STRONG MAD: THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE BIG ENOUGH TO OBSCURE ME!!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Totally get it, Square Mad. But I seeked you good. So go fill in your silhouette.
- STRONG MAD: NO!! I'M TECHNICALLY STILL HIDING BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE BUBS!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ugh! To you, I say "ugh."
[edit] Can you move?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say there, Large Type, can you maybe move? I need to get into Bubs'. Maybe he's finally got more pine-scented air freshener-flavored donuts back in stock!
- STRONG MAD: NO WAY! THEN I WON'T BE HIDING ANYMORE AND YOU WILL HAVE FOUND ME.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right, right. All the sensemake.
[edit] Witch's Brew
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Strong Mad, are you back here waiting for someone to sell you some gen-u-wine Witch's Brew? Cause I just might know a guy...
- STRONG MAD: THIS IS ALREADY ENTRAPMENT!!
[edit] Never you mind
- {the dialogue tree is exited}
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I say, Giant Hamster, can I interest you in some fine arts?
- {Homestar shows the Jibblies Painting and Strong Mad runs away with the music from Jibblies 2 playing. The screen shakes.}
- STRONG MAD: JIBBLIE JIBBLE JIBBLE JIBBLIE!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wow! That worked great! But the Jibblies painting poofed to powder in my purple pants! {turns to the camera} Almost gave myself the Jibblies just saying that out loud!
- {A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Strong Mad as Glottis (Grim Fandango)". Strong Mad disappears and a point is added.}
- {A point is gained toward the Path of the Rocoulm. However, if all 10 points have not been gained by now, the path cannot be completed; in that case, if you've found the path, the following text appears:}
- (With the Jibblies Painting gone, you cannot complete the Path of the Rocoulm.)
- {If you have all 10 points, the following text appears and the same jingle plays:}
- You used the Jibblies Painting in all the right spots! Go back to where it all began to claim your reward!
[edit] Um, DOOR.
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm just gonna open right on up this here door right here!
- {Homestar opens the door}
[edit] The Cheat
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey The Cheat! I'm real sorry bout pouring that blechwater on you. What were you doin, like, hiding on the ceiling ninja-style?
- THE CHEAT: Mehmerem mem meh!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah commando-style. Of course. Well, either way you are FOUND!
- {A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found The Cheat as Willy Beamish (The Adventures of Willy Beamish)". The Cheat disappears and a point is added.}
[edit] skateboard
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: The CH8 left his SK8 board. SK8in The CH8.
- {The Skateboard is added to the inventory}
[edit] Li'l Note
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: It says: {only one word appears at a time} DOWN RIGHT LEFT UP {written normally} Apparently, Bubs is just downright left up! Is that better or worse than downright fed up?
[edit] Inside Bubs'
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Naw, I don't need anything from in there. Besides, he's been out of Big League Chew for years!
[edit] Any item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I really don't need to be messin with Bubs' stuff.
[edit] Back2Front
- {Homestar walks back to the front of Bubs' Concession Stand}
[edit] On top of Bubs' Concession Stand
[edit] Moon
{Version 2.0 + 2.1 only}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Did you ever know the pie?
- The dinosaur -- ever know the pie?
- My dinosaur-- ever know the pie?
- The dinosaur piiIIIIiiee!
[edit] Pom Pom
[edit] Interact
- {A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found you..." or "Never mind" is selected.}
[edit] Cup of tea?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Could I interest you in a hot cup of tea?
- POM POM: Pblblbl pblbl blblbl pblb!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nope. Sorry. I don't know how to make tea with tiny boats piloted by elephants floating in em. I just have some dang ol' rooibos.
[edit] That li'l pipe?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's up with that little exhaust tubey over there?
- POM POM: Pbllblbl pblb bllblbl.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: It sneezed earlier? Hmmm. I find that VERY intregway.
[edit] Found you...
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I totally found you, Pom Dog! Great hiding place though. I had to GET and USE an item just to get up here!
- POM POM: Pblblbl pblbblblbl bbl blbl pblbpblbpl!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {turns to the camera} Hooway!
- {A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Pom Pom as The Manhole (The Manhole)". Pom Pom disappears and a point is added.}
[edit] Never mind
- {the dialogue tree is exited}
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- {Homestar pulls out the painting, and the Jibblies 2 music plays briefly.}
- POM POM: Pblblbl blb. Double Bubble.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Pom Pom is unphased.
- {A point is gained toward the Path of the Rocoulm.}
[edit] Latte
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say, mate? Wanna grodalate?
- POM POM: Pblblbl Blbl pbl blblb.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhhh. You like yours with oatmilk instead of oyster. Sounds good. I should try it that way sometime.
[edit] Any other item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Pom Pom doesn't want that mess!
[edit] Bubs' Sign Access
[edit] Interact
[edit] Read Sign
{Before modifying}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND.
{After modifying}
- {Homestar reads out the new sign, with an image of the new sign appearing, possible new signs include}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: BEST BAND CONCUS5IONS.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: 5 BANDIT COB CONCENSUS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: SUNDANCE BOB CONSI5TS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: BE5T NO SCADS BOUNCINS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: DEBT BANS CONCUS5IONS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: 5 BASDUB CONNECTIONS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: CONSONANTS CUBE 5 DIBS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: BOUNCINESS SCABS, DONT
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: NICO BONDS SUB5TANCES
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: SCABS BEND CONTU5IONS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: SNOB BUNDT ACES5IONS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: DE BOS5 CANST BOUNCINS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: UN5ANCTIONED CSS SOBS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: CONDUCT NBA BOS5INESS
[edit] Change Sign
- {Homestar Runner squats in place and then turns to the camera before each interaction}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I changed the sign so it made it say {an image of the new concession stand sign appears} "BEST BAND CONCUS5IONS" {image disapears} What else can I make it say?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: 5 BANDIT COB CONCENSUS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: SUNDANCE BOB CONSI5TS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: BE5T NO SCADS BOUNCINS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: DEBT BANS CONCUS5IONS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: 5 BASDUB CONNECTIONS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: CONSONANTS CUBE 5 DIBS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: BOUNCINESS SCABS, DONT
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: NICO BONDS SUB5TANCES
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: SCABS BEND CONTU5IONS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: SNOB BUNDT ACES5IONS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: DE BOS5 CANST BOUNCINS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: UN5ANCTIONED CSS SOBS
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: CONDUCT NBA BOS5INESS
- {responces loop back to the start}
[edit] exhaust pipe
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello in there?
- {if the latte hasn't been poured in:}
- THE CHEAT: Meh!
[edit] Latte
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm sure Bubs installed this pipe so people could pour noxious grodepile down it, right?
- {Homestar pours the latte down the pipe}
- THE CHEAT: MEHH! THUD! {the screen shakes}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sounded like a spotted cheese anvil just landed on the floor of Bubs' Concession Stand.
[edit] Any other item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't think I need to cram that into this small tube.
[edit] Back Downer
- {Homestar returns to in front of Bubs' Concession Stand}
[edit] Outside the King of Town's Castle
[edit] Moon
{Version 2.0 + 2.1 only}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: The walls are tremblin' surround you tonight!
- Dinosaur Pie, I need to take a bite!
- Out on the town with my crew!
- Top down, dinosaur pie!
[edit] Pile o' Whatsit
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: MAN! That is some pile! Some pile indeed! A stylish pile! A pile for miles! {pauses and turns toward the camera} 'Scuse me.
- {Homestar turns around and makes a throwing up motion}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Barf.
[edit] Punkin
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I mean there's caramel apples and tappy apples, right? Why not whatsit-dipped punkins? Even grandma says it's festive!
- {The Pumpkin is turned into the Whatsit Dipped Punkin}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Eww. It, like, instantly rotted the punkin and turned it all brown. Which I guess it to be expected.
[edit] Whatsit Dipped Punkin
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: HASN'T IT BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!!
[edit] Shovel
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hoo boy. {turns to the camera} This is gonna take a while.
- {Homestar pulls out the shovel and the screen fades to black. Once the screen fades in the whatsit has been shoveled, revealing the Jibblies Painting underneath. Homestar puts the shovel away.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Phew! I'm an honorary Poopsmith now! Hooway? (Don't ask me what I did with the whatsit.)
[edit] Trampo
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't think Mt. Saint Manure would support the trampo.
[edit] Window
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Looks like someone's hiding up in the castle. But that winda is so high up!
[edit] Ladder
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: The ladder's not quite tall enough despite what other graphics might tell you. Maybe there's another way to get up there.
[edit] Trampo
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah! Let's throw the trampoline at the window! Seriously, though, a trampo is not a bad idea. It just needs to be on the ground.
[edit] Cursed Earth
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: There's still plenty of whatsit down there. But now there's a big open space in front of the castle. I guess that's a plus?
[edit] Punkin
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I suppose I can scrape this punkin across the pooground for reasons unknown. Let's do it!
- {The Pumpkin is turned into the Whatsit Dipped Punkin}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Eww. It, like, instantly rotted the punkin and turned it all brown. Which I guess is to be expected.
[edit] Whatsit Dipped Punkin
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: HASN'T IT BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!!
[edit] Shovel
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I've smithed all I can. Any more shoveling would just be an insult to the poop at this point.
[edit] Trampo
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't wanna put the trampo on top of Old Jibbly. All covered with cheese.
- {after Jibblies Painting is taken}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now there's room to put this trampo down!
- {Homestar places the trampo on the ground}
[edit] Jibblies Painting
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hey, Creeptake! So THAT'S where you've been! Come on in heeeeeeere... ...to my inventorrryyyy!
- {The Jibblies Painting is added to the inventory}
[edit] trampo
[edit] Interact
- {Homestar jumps on the trampo and starts bouncing}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {only one word appears at a time} Just gotta get enough style!
- {Homestar enters the King of Town's castle}
[edit] Brick
[edit] Interact
- {when correct}
- BRICK: DING!
- {when incorrect}
- BRICK: DONK.
- {when entire code is entered}
- BUBS: Phew! Thanks for findin me! It was gettin hard to breathe in there. And the rats kept cheating at "Rock, Paper, Orange Flipper."
[edit] Any item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't need to use that with those bricks. I can mess with 'em my own dang self!
[edit] Bubs
[edit] Interact
- {A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found You!" or "Never mind" is selected.}
[edit] Say Bubs
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say Bubs, say Bubs, say Bubs. How'd you find out about this cool secret door in the King's castle?
- BUBS: Oh, I've been runnin a rat casino outta this hole in the wall for years! At this point, my legal blood type is listed as: RABIES.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well I just crossed YOU off my Transfusion Party list.
[edit] Taco Man Came By
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Taco Man came by, Taco Man came by. He fixed a shelf I didn't own and only charged me for parts!
- BUBS: What a man, that Taco Man. An inspiration to us all!
[edit] Found You!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I am downright left up with you, Bubs! Consider yourself... FOUND!
- {A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Bubs as Hoagie (Day of the Tentacle)". Bubs disappears and a point is added. The tunnel behind him, labeled "Secret Thyme", can now be interacted with.}
[edit] Never mind
- {the dialogue tree is exited}
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- {Homestar pulls out the painting, and the Jibblies 2 music plays briefly.}
- BUBS: You can't give me the jibblies now! I just spent the last hour having rats crawl all over me while playing my rigged slot machines!
- {A point is gained toward the Path of the Rocoulm.}
[edit] Any other item
- BUBS: I'm Bubs! I don't need that!
[edit] Secret Thyme
[edit] Interact
- {first time only}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wowdang! This isn't just a rat speakeasy, there's a secret tunnel in here! {turns to the camera} Let's see where it goes!
- {Homestar travels through to emerge from the berry bush by Marzipan's house.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa! There's a secret tunnel from the King's Castle to Marzipan's house? As a character in a point n' click game that is super convenient. {turns to the camera} But as a boyfriend it is BEYOND disturbing.
- {All subsequent times, Homestar simply travels through to Marzipan's.}
[edit] Any item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I bo need throw nothin in there.
[edit] Inside the King of Town's Castle
[edit] Upon entering
- {Homestar flips through the window}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hoo-ah! I say hoo-ah!
- {first time only}
- STRONG BAD: Aw crap! I didn't think you'd be able to get up here!
- {subsequent times, if Strong Bad is still present}
- STRONG BAD: You again? I told you I'm not budgin!
[edit] Strong Bad
[edit] Interact
- {A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found You!" or "Never mind" is selected.}
[edit] Cool chair!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dang, Strong Bad, did you usurp the KOT's throne?
- STRONG BAD: No way! I custom-made this thing so you couldn't win Hide n' Seek! It weighs like 300 pounds! Strong Mad had to wheel it in here on a dolly! You're never getting me out to that ol' silhouette hill! HAHAHAHA!!
[edit] The Cheat?
- {if The Cheat hasn't been found}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Do you know where The Cheat is?
- STRONG BAD: The Cheat's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages. Knows every local custom. He'll blend in. Disappear! You'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um... I'm selling these fine leather jackets?
- {if The Cheat has been found}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Do you know where The Cheat is?
- STRONG BAD: Whatta you care? You found him already!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh yeah! {turns to the camera} Great me!
[edit] Found You!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right, for real. I found you, Strong Bad. Time to head for that great "stand around in the spooky woods and talk about each other's costumes" in the sky.
- STRONG BAD: I'm not budgin! You'll need a crane! YOU'LL NEED A CRANE!!
[edit] Never mind
- {the dialogue tree is exited}
[edit] Skateboard
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I think I know how to get you outta here, Ess Bee!
- {Homestar puts the skateboard under Strong Bad's chair}
- STRONG BAD: No wait stop!
- {Homestar kicks Strong Bad sending him flying out of the window}
- {A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Strong Bad as Sludge Vohaul (Space Quest 2)". Strong Bad disappears and a point is added.}
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- {Homestar pulls out the painting, and the Jibblies 2 music plays briefly.}
- STRONG BAD: I'm immune to the Jibblies when I'm in this awesome chair. Maybe try brother Graw Mad.
- {A point is gained toward the Path of the Rocoulm.}
[edit] Any other item
- STRONG BAD: I don't want none of that.
[edit] Window
- {Homestar exits back to outside the King of Town's castle}
[edit] The Field
[edit] To Spooky Woods
- {Homestar walks to the Spooky Woods}
[edit] Gremlin
[edit] Interact
- {first time only}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Somebody's gotta be hiding in this old jalopy.
- {Homestar walks over to the door and tries to open it}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw gremdang! It's locked.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I need to gremfind a gremkey for that gremlin.
[edit] Car Key
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Let's see if this key works.
- {Homestar leans down and the door opens}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: It worked! But the key got stuck in the lock and the door is rusted open. {turns to the camera} A real precision auto, this one!
[edit] Inside Gremlin
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lessee. Obvious exits are "TRUNK BUTTON" and "GROSS LATTE."
- {after getting the latte}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lessee. Obvious exits are "TRUNK BUTTON."
- {after Coach Z has been found}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lessee. Obvious exits are "GROSS LATTE."
- {after both have been accomplished}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: There's nothing left of interest in this dungeon.
[edit] Pull trunk release
- {Coach Z jumps out of the Gremlin's trunk}
- COACH Z: Whaboing! Boy I sure was just hidin in that trornk! And definitely not taking up permanent residence therein! Bee Tee Dorbs, did you know you can cook up a hat dog inch by inch with an old cigarette lighter?
[edit] Get latte
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh! It's a Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte! I can't wait to tuck it into my dear pants! My dear, dear pants.
- {The Latte is added to the inventory}
[edit] Coach Z
[edit] Interact
- {A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found you!" is selected.}
[edit] How long?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Coach Z, how long have you been in there?
- COACH Z: At least since spring trainin. Or maybe it was two-a-days? Either way, DON'T look in the spare tare!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Spare tare?
- COACH Z: Yeah, y'know, the spare. In case ya get a flaert tare!
[edit] Any other tips?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Got any more hot 'livin in derelict cars' tips?
- COACH Z: If you scratch a li'l face on the back of one of the seat headrests, you've got a life long compaernyan!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cool! Forget I asked!
[edit] Found you!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, Coach, you've been found. Any last words?
- COACH Z: Crabamk? Is that a word? How bout munglered? Am I getting close? {Homestar turns toward the camera} Hang on. "Dooptettler!" That's gotta be--
- {A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Coach Z as Malcolm (Legend of Kyrandia 3)". Coach Z disappears and a point is added.}
[edit] Never mind
- {the dialogue tree is exited briefly, then returns}
[edit] Latte
- COACH Z: Oh! you found my "gray water storage tank." I'm all done with it. You keep it.
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- {Homestar pulls out the painting, and the Jibblies 2 music plays briefly.}
- COACH Z: A-jibble a-jorble one-two, one-two. I got a couple jibblies that I'll pass on to you. {Homestar puts the painting away} I love that jam!
- {A point is gained toward the Path of the Rocoulm.}
[edit] Any other item
- COACH Z: Whattaya try and give me that jargle for?
[edit] To Marzipan's
- {Homestar walks to Marzipan's House}
[edit] Marzipan's House
[edit] Bushberry
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sounds like there something big a-rustlin about in there. I should wait until it rears its assuredly ugly head before I strike.
- {after finding The Poopsmith}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey! The Grodym'n left his shovel in here! I'll just cram it into my cape! OOF!
- {The Shovel is added to the inventory. The Bushberry can no longer be interacted with.}
[edit] Any item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's not gonna help me get whatever it is outta that bush! I just need patience! Patience and reflexes! And a stroopwaffel would be nice, I s'pose.
- {after finding The Poopsmith, before collecting the shovel}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't need to put anything else in this bush. Looks like I need to take something out of it.
[edit] The Poopsmith
[edit] Interact
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: You can come out Poopsmith. I totally saw you. And smelled you from, like, 3 screens away.
- {The Poopsmith walks out from behind the Bushberry}
- THE POOPSMITH: {using a sign to communicate each time} "You got me."
- {A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found You!" is selected.}
[edit] Your button...
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why are you wearing a button that says "Ask me about Peasant's Quest II?"
- THE POOPSMITH: {Read out by an announcer} "Peasant's Quest II is a graphical text adventure of Fairly large proportions." "Join Fairly Dashing as she works to avenge her brother's death at the hands of the Burninator." "Coming whenev to a CGA enabled PC near you."
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {kneels down} SIGN ME UP!
[edit] How's that bush?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: How was it in there? Like compared to, say, that Senor Cardgage bush.
- THE POOPSMITH: "Not even I would step foot in that creep's weird shrub." "This bush was a real winner though. No thorns. Those velvety leaves. Very comfy."
[edit] Homsar?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right, Doodym'n, where's Homsar? We're always having to click on you to find him at Weentimes.
- THE POOPSMITH: "I dunno. Mebbe ask Strong Sad."
[edit] Found You!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, this is it. I found you. I cast thee to the screen of costume revelation!
- {A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found The Poopsmith as Cobb (The Secret of Monkey Island & Loom)". The Poopsmith disappears and a point is added.}
[edit] Any item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: That won't coax him out. I just need to be quick on the clicks. A quickclicka!
[edit] Marzipan's Door
[edit] Interact
- {first time only, if you don't have the pumpkin}
- {Homestar knocks on the door with his head}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: knock knock knock {speaking} Marzipan! I know you just went home to make punkin soup instead of actually hiding. Come on out so's I can find you!
- MARZIPAN: Sorry. I'm trying out a heatless approach to the Maillard Effect and it's taking a while. Click back here later.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: C'mon Mar-zay! I wanna see your costume!
- MARZIPAN: It's just some obscure old video game reference people probably won't get. Now unless you've got another way for me to brown this pumpkin, go away-way.
- {subsequent times, if you don't have the pumpkin}
- {Homestar knocks on the door with his head}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: knock knock knock {speaking} This is ridiculous. Please come out so I can get great!
- MARZIPAN: No. Important pumpkin business happening here.
{if the pumpkin is in the inventory, whether or not you use it on the door}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: knock knock knock
- MARZIPAN: Ooh! Do I smell a pumpkin through the door and all the way down to the inventory box?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah! Now will you come outside?
- MARZIPAN: Naw. I need a nice browned pumpkin for this roasted pumpkin soup.
{if the whatsit-covered pumpkin is in the inventory, whether or not you use it on the door, even if it's the first time}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: knock knock knock
- MARZIPAN: Ooh! Is that roasted pumpkin I smell?
{if Homestar answers "Yep"}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh, yeah! Totes roast!
- MARZIPAN: All right, I'll come out.
- {Marzipan exits her house}
- MARZIPAN: Mmm! I can just smell the humus and natural styles of that pumpkin! Give it here!
- {Homestar gives Marzipan the Whatsit Dipped Punkin}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: HA! Fooled you! It was a poopunkin! You are banished forthwith to the silhouette screen!
- {A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Marzipan as Trixie the Giraffe-Necked Girl from Scranton (Sam & Max Hit the Road)". Marzipan disappears and a point is added. The door can no longer be interacted with.}
[edit] Jibblies Painting
- {if Marzipan has not already been found}
- {Homestar pulls out the painting, and the Jibblies 2 music plays briefly.}
- MARZIPAN: That was a real nice song. Cool Tapes should cover it!
- {A point is gained toward the Path of the Rocoulm.}
[edit] Any other item
- MARZIPAN: Please go away. I'm already a monthly sustainer, I swear.
[edit] Moon
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh OH! Dinosaur piiie! {turns to the camera} Can't make nothin' without my dinosaur pie! {walks to the left} And when the tremblin' walls surround you, you know it's DINOSAUR PIIIIIIE! {bows left and right} Thank you! Thank you! {turns to the camera} That didn't have anything to do with the moon. It's just a song I've been workshoppin. Thanks for listening.
[edit] Secret Tunnel
[edit] Interact
- {Only interactable after traveling through the tunnel from the castle. Homestar travels through to the King's castle.}
[edit] Any item
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: No + No = That's a terrible idea.
[edit] To Gremlin
- {Homestar walks to The Field}
[edit] Path of the Rocoulm
- {The first time you use the Rocoulm on a compatible item or character, the following text will appear at the bottom of the screen:}
- (You've found the secret Path of the Rocoulm!)
- (Find all 10 spots to use the Jibblies Painting and you will be rewarded)
- {A green score out of 10 appears in the top right, below the character counter.}
[edit] Ending
- {Cut to all 12 characters (13 if the Goblin is found, now wearing his costume). You can no longer move around. Hovering over Homestar reveals his costume, but clicking on him won't generate new dialogue.}
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Awiiight! I did it! I found everybody everybody! Lookit this who's who of classic adventure game characters that nobody remembers!
[edit] The King of Town
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
- COACH Z: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
- STRONG MAD: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
- STRONG SAD: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
- BUBS: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
- MARZIPAN: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
- HOMSAR: My zapruder just--
- STRONG BAD: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!
- THE KING OF TOWN: Are you all done? Cause I'ma get back to bouncin. Gotta get my steps in for the day!
[edit] Marzipan
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Are you that neon sign from Las Vegas, Marzipan?
- MARZIPAN: No, I'm whatever Strong Sad told me to dress up as.
- STRONG SAD: Trixie the Giraffe-necked--
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! A neon sign from Las Vegas for a depressing 70's casino that is somehow still operating. Prolly called the Silver Panache. Got it. Moving on.
[edit] Strong Bad
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh look! It's Grandmaw Strong Bane in her recliner, hooked up to her oxygen so she can play Boggle with her pal Eula Mae.
- STRONG SAD: Sludge Vohaul was from the great era of Villains Needing Some Kind of Mechanized Respiratory Assistance.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right, right. The VNSKOMRA era. Came right after the Plasticene Era. Man, I loved tryin to eat that stuff when I was a kid.
- THE KING OF TOWN: Guilty as charged!
[edit] The Poopsmith
- STRONG BAD: The Poopsmith, did you even dress up? Or do you just naturally look like that creep from that game where you don't really do anything but then that one guy's head gets chopped off?
- THE POOPSMITH: "No way, this costume's legit! I watched hours of Australian kids' tutorial videos to make these fake warts on my face out of hot glue. and hot whatsit."
- STRONG BAD: A-jibblie jibblie!
[edit] Pom Pom
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: I really really like your copy protection costume, Pom Pom. I always loved adventure vidya games that came with those spinny-disc things. Those were always the hardest puzzles. I could never actually solve one though.
- STRONG BAD: So, wait you're saying you never got past the copy-protection to play the actual games?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: The spinny-disc IS the game Strong Bad. The super fun game that cost $49.95. Just like those other super fun games that would ask you the 9th word of the 3rd paragraph of page 22 of the manual. That one was my all-time fav. I wish they still made games like that.
[edit] Homsar
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homsar, I love, love, LOVE that droopy Pikmin costume! I was gonna be that 12 years ago, 9 years ago, 5 years ago, and a hundred years ago, but you beat me to it.
- HOMSAR: I spilled botanicula all over my workbook.
[edit] Strong Mad
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say Strong Mad. I really like your Goron dressed up as Speed Racer costume.
- STRONG MAD: FULL THROTTLE!!
- STRONG BAD: I think you got the wrong game there, buddy.
- STRONG MAD: INTERSTATE '76!!
- STRONG BAD: Nope.
- STRONG MAD: Um... DEATH TRACK?
- STRONG BAD: You're gettin further away.
- STRONG MAD: I'M PAUL PAGE!!!
- STRONG BAD: Of course you are, dear.
[edit] Bubs
- STRONG BAD: Bubs, are you that Limozeen roadie who has to string Gary's 4-and-a half necked guitar before each show? That guy is a legend.
- BUBS: No, I'm dressed up as--
- STRONG BAD: And one time an ENTIRE groupie got caught in his strings! And it was like right before Gary was supposed to go out on stage to perform his 30 minute guitar solo entitled "Fretbleedgion II."
- BUBS: Shut UP, man! I'm Hoagie! I keep my hands in my pockets and you can see my buttcrack! It's funny!
- {Bubs turns around to display his buttcrack.}
[edit] Goblin
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, Goblin, at least you dressed up in a really great Toadwart from Gummi Bears costume. He was always my favorite flavor.
- COACH Z: No, no. He's the fella from the Safety Dance videro.
- STRONG MAD: GOLDEN AXE! GOLDEN AAAAXE!!
[edit] The Cheat
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Can you do any tricks on that sk8board The Ch8? A reverse poofy 180 to slackjaw maybe? Whabou a sideflip grind-a-muffin?
- STRONG BAD: Pffft! You poser! Those aren't real skate moves. If I wasn't stuck in this chair I'd get up and show you all the latest skateboard maneuverings.
- STRONG SAD: "Latest skateboard maneuverings"? I'm sure that's what all the kids call 'em these days. Name one.
- STRONG BAD: Um... a... Jump... Do?
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw dang! You can Jump Do? I once knew this kid, he tried to invert his Jump Do on those concrete planter thingies at the mall... Busted his head, man. Busted his head.
[edit] Coach Z
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Queen Latifah again, Coach Z? I knew you'd eventually have to start double dippin in the old school hip-hop costume bowl.
- COACH Z: Naw, I'm Malcolm, the sometimes hideously 3D rendered court jester! Kyrandia 3 had a slammin hip hop theme song! It was like "Doom chewa chewa chewa 'C'mon y'all!" I used to freestyle over those dope beats!
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, sounds real dope.
[edit] Strong Sad
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Sad, I really like your Jeff Foxworthy costume.
- STRONG BAD: I thought he was just dressed as "Most Guys From Saskatoon."
- MARZIPAN: More like "Library Science Degree 1991 Personified."
- STRONG SAD: No no! I'm Mike Dawson a successful ad exec who buys an old mansion and gets an alien embryo implanted in his brain! And he has to defeat the sinister Ancients from the Dark World and--
- ALL BUT STRONG SAD, THE POOPSMITH, AND THE GOBLIN: WE ALL FELL ASLEEP!
- STRONG SAD: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!
