Secret Pages

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A secret page is a page from the Homestar Runner website that is either not linked to from anywhere or has been removed from the site altogether.

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Contents 1 Toons 2 Games 3 Old Navigation 4 Other Animations 5 Downloads 6 Music 7 Images 8 See also

Toons

These are Toons or toon-like animations that are not advertised from the site. Some of them are incomplete.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Toons removed from the website
	Marshmallow's Last Stand	Strong Bad and Strong Mad steal the star from Homestar Runner's shirt in order to force Homestar and Pom Pom to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, has been removed from the site for unknown reasons.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	A Jumping Jack Contest	Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and Bubs enter a jumping jack contest. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad cheats, of course. Based loosely on the Homestar Runner book, it has since been taken off the site for unknown reasons. You can play a Strong Lib while you wait.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	If I Ran the Camera	A poem of unknown origin relating nothing to any other part of the site. It was on the site for a short period of time but soon taken down once The Brothers Chaps realized that fans had found it. It features a little girl named Astrid Renee and Grandpa Chapman.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards	Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards were made available for Thanksgiving 2003. Three messages from the guys from Limozeen are provided. The recipient of e-card would be sent an email with the URL of the card that was prepared for them. Although the feature itself has been removed from the site, going to the URL will show you the loading screen used. The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the Iron Maiden logo.	View the Flash file (loading screen only) Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	Where the Crap Are We?	This toon wasn't ever on the site. It's an animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an Easter egg in Macromedia Central. It was also available in a hidden 'toon on the Everything Else, Volume 1 DVD.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
Secret toons still on the website
	Happy T	A sign which says "Happy T." You can click on some of the letters to hear characters say stuff relating to the title. It features an Easter egg with Homsar, accessed by clicking on a small spot on the lower right hand corner of the screen.	View the Flash file
	Not the 100th Email!!!	Never purposefully linked to at any time, this secret page was actually designed to be discovered by people trying to find the 100th Strong Bad Email before it was released.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
Unfinished toons
	Sing Along	A weird, unfinished sing-along with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad.	View the Flash file
	Needle Point	A seemingly unfinished small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn picture, possibly a reference to the one scene in property of ones. It picture features Strong Bad standing in The Field. Homestar Runner walks up in the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth. The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below. A similar scene briefly appears in From the Vault.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
Alternate versions of toons
	Marzipan's Answering Machine	This is just Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0, possibly before more versions were planned. It has a few minor differences from the current version. The font is a little different for both the number and the back link, it doesn't have the archive menu, and it goes to the Games Menu when you click BACK.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	The King of Town DVD Secret Commentary	This is a secret version of Strong Bad's Commentary for the The King of Town DVD without any visuals. It is identical to the normal version except for the end, where it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary.	View the Flash file
	Secret Yello Dello Deleted Scene	This is the scene from the In Search of the Yello Dello DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but with some odd commentary tacked on the front.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Old "your friends"	This is an alternate version of the email your friends. On it: Strong Bad's mouth isn't visible in the reflection when he sings the email intro. The announcer on the TV Strong Mad is watching doesn't say "Some type of TV show." The background music stops at Strong Sad's scene. Some extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind Strong Bad are gone in Marzipan's scene. The Cheat doesn't yell at Strong Bad, and Pom Pom does one less turn. Strong Bad isn't holding a bottle of hot sauce in Homsar's scene. At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.	View the Flash file
	Fan Costumes	A collection of fan submitted Halloween stuff. The original version of Fan Costume Commentary. For some reason, the link is embedded in the source of the Homsar Main Page. The page title is "Check out my new cosplay!", which is Stinkoman's line in 3 Times Halloween Funjob.	Watch the toon View the Flash file

Games

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Old games removed from the games menu.
	Lite Brite	An older version of the Astro-Lite 2600. It used to be accessible from the Museum, but it was updated when moved to the Handheld Games Menu	View the Flash file
	Kicking Game	A kicking game where you kick a picture repeatedly. It takes 47 kicks to break. The picture is of a girl, Taryn, from Strong Bad's Message Bored, who finally posted a picture of herself after a lot of people begged her to. The Cheat then made this game.	View the flash file

Old Navigation

Various old menus for Toons, Games and the like that are no longer actively used on the site.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Old Toons Menus
	Oldest Toons Menu	Presumably an old toons menu. The toons.swf file is embedded in his page. However, the swf file is no longer on the site. This text is contained in the page source: "Kick the Can an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei the isle of Pom a sweet little story about the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name. The King of Town The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep. Marshmallow's Last Stand What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?" This menu was most likely the earliest one on the site. But since it just stays blank, we'll probably never know. Because it has very few toons, and even has the Isle of Pom according to the source, it probably came before the lava lamp toons menu.	View the menu
	Lava Lamp Toons Menu	An old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only 1 button.	View the Flash file
	Telebision Toons Menu	An old Toons menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a back button, descriptions and A Jumping Jack Contest. It can be noted that that both option 6 and option 1 are "The Reddish Radish."	View the menu View the Flash file View the Flash file of the earlier version
	Chinese Food Toons Menu	An old Toons menu, possibly related to the fortune cookies game.	View the menu View the Flash file
	Old Remote Toons Menu	The current toons menu before the remote was updated to have Puppet Stuff and Powered by The Cheat, which were combined into Shorts at the time. It also had Features instead of individual buttons for Strong Bad Email, Teen Girl Squad and Marzipan's Answering Machine. Instead of a scrollbar, the longer lists had flaps and two separate pages that you could move back and forth on. The newest cartoon was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon.	View the menu (mirror)
	Alternate Toons Menu	The same toons menu, but it has a different page name. Instead of "toons.html", it's "tvguide.html". This was the name of the toons menu back before the remote was upgraded. If you click "back" at the end of Meet Marshie, you will be taken here.	View the menu View the Flash File
Old Games Menus
	Third Games Menu	One of the old game menus, this one features a board game theme.	View the Flash file
	Old games page	Probably an old games page. This text is contained in the page source: Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs. Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above.	View the menu
	Original Handheld Games Menu	The original version of the Handheld Games Menu, it was upgraded when the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu was released.	View the menu (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
Old Strong Bad Email Menus
	Broken Tandy Menu	An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to gimmicks. It was used as a replacement for the Tandy 400 when it exploded.	View the menu (mirror) View the Flash file
	Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu	An old Strong Bad Email menu that was presumably used during the email vacation. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!"	View the Flash file
	Decemberween Email Menu	This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002.	Visit the menu View the Flash file
	Old Strong Bad Email Selection	The email selection before the email virus	View Flash file
	Broken Compy Menu	The email selection page that appeared between virus and animal. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use.	View the official Flash file View the page with toon included (mirror) View the Flash file with toon included (mirror)
Old Main Pages
	Old Main Page 6	This is an uncompleted main page from back in 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to A Jorb Well Done, the "another homepage" goes to Main Page 10, the "more messages" link goes to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0, and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work exactly right. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. The only button with a special effect is "Email", which is the same as the normal main page 6 (except that Strong Bad's mouth doesn't open in surprise). Also, Homestar's mouth will move when you mouse over downloads and store, but he won't say anything. Only downloads actually works. The other buttons won't do anything.	View the Flash file
	Luau Menu	An updated version of the secret Luau main menu.	View the Flash file
Old Character Pages
	Character Cards	This is a small Flash file which contains an old-style picture of each main character on the H*R Website, except for The Poopsmith and Homsar, who weren't main characters at the time. It also shows two characters, Homeschool Winner and The Unguraits, who were later rejected.	View the Flash file (mirror)
	Yearbook Character Page	An old characters page, created circa The Luau. Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a main character back then.	View the menu View the Flash file
Old Intros
	Intro 2	Actually the third Intro made between the first, second, and fourth intros	watch "Intro 2" view the Flash file
	Ween Intro	The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes you to Main Page 7 "Dead as a Doornail".	view the Flash file for "Ween Intro"
Old Loading Screens
	Old MLS Loading Screen	An old loading screen featuring an old-style Homestar Runner tapping his foot. The animation is taken from the toon Marshmallow's Last Stand and a few other old toons from that time period. Also seen in the parodying email lady...ing.	View the Flash file
	Old H*R Loading Screen	An old loading screen featuring some of Homestar Runner's outline and then the text H*R. A parody of the opening to "Alfred Hitchcock Presents".	View the Flash file

Other Animations

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Other Animations
	Matt Cake	A scary cake. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of Dennis Franz overlapping Matt's face.	View the flash file for Matt Cake
	Tire Cake	A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the Strongbadia flag.	View the flash file for Tire Cake
	Puppet Background	The background used for puppet toons that don't take up the whole screen.	view the flash file for "Puppet Background"
	SB Sign	A strange Strong Bad sign with Atari Strong Bad waving his hands next to the text "i am awesomer than you"	View the flash file for SB Sign
	Old No Flash Page	An old page telling you that you need to download Flash.	No Flash

Downloads

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Downloads
	Stencils	Stencils you can print to use on pumpkins. Replaced by Punkin Stencils.	view the Flash file
	Punkin Stencils	These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site.	*view the pumpkin stencils view the Flash file view the stencils available for Halloween 2004 (mirror)
	Wallpaper o' the Week	Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker.	View the page
	SB Theme	A desktop theme for Strong Bad.	Download the SB Theme
	Wireless Bizness	A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting WAP. Has some Strong Bad Emails. (No longer works.)	View Wireless Bizness
	Windows 98 H*R Theme	A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. It only downloads the theme song.	View the flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme
	Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver	These screensavers can also be gotten by downloading the themes.	Download the Screen Saver
	Strong Mad Stickers	Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The stickers are used for similar purposes as the Luke Schenscher (a Georgia Tech basketball player) stickers and T-Shirts that showed up all around Atlanta, where The Brothers Chaps live, when Georgia Tech was in the Final Four and NCAA Championship in basketball.	Strong Mad Stickers Download the ZIP File
	Downloads Menu	Simply a different name for the downloads menu, but the screen is smaller.	Downloads Menu
	Wallpapers	The wallpaper download page.	Wallpapers
	MORE TO COME!	The page with the AIM buddy icons on it.	MORE TO COME!
	The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons download page	From an Easter egg in crazy cartoon.	The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons download page

Music

Audio files that aren't used on the site.

Name	Description	External Links
The Cheat is Not Dead	A sample of "The Cheat is Not Dead" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also found by clicking on CD on the post-it note from the "Working on my CD" email menu.	Listen to the song View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
Because It's Midnite	A sample of "Because It's Midnite" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also found by clicking on SB on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu.	Listen to the song View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
MLS Music	This is the music from the old cartoon Marshmallow's Last Stand. It is a loop from the beginning of Beck's Tropicalia.	Listen to the song
Oh Yeah Yeah	Marzipan's song from the email marzipan.	Listen to the song View the email that it comes from
Renegade Master	A sample from the Fatboy Slim remix of Wildchild's Renegade Master that was used for the "Characters" button on Main Page 4 for a while, before being removed to avoid copyright issues.	Listen to the song
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Jingle	The Fluffy Puff Marshmallows jingle from Meet Marshie.	Listen to the song View the toon that it comes from
Poop Smoke	A remix including Poot Slap and Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water.	Download the song
Everybody	A constant loop of the "Everybody!" song used in the intro, it was featured in Dancin' Bubs. Sometimes the file is 404'd.	Listen to the song View the intro that it comes from Play Dancin' Bubs
Techno	A sample loop from the email techno, it was featured in Dancin' Bubs. This loop is also used in Main Page 4.	Listen to the song View the email that it comes from Play Dancin' Bubs
Banjo	A music sample from an Easter egg in the email little questions, it was featured in Dancin' Bubs.	Listen to the song View the email that it comes from Play Dancin' Bubs
Drum N' Bass	A loop from Everybody to the Limit; also used in Dancin' Bubs.	Listen to the song View the toon that it comes from Play Dancin' Bubs

Images

Simple images (not in Flash) that are not linked to on the site.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
	Calibos	An image of Calibos. Probable reference material for Strong Sad in different town.	Calibos
	Dennis	An animated GIF of various actors named Dennis. The cycle of Dennises is Hopper, Leary, Quaid, and Franz.	Dennis
	Dennis Franz	An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz.	Dennis Franz
	Joker	A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in Halloween Fairstival.	Joker
	Happily Derranged	Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete & Pete." A larger version of the image is found here.	Happily Derranged
	Coolbot	Appears to be a line drawing of the Visor Robot. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner.	Coolbot
	Cooltitle	A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner.	Cooltitle
	Email Updates	Before The Brothers Chaps started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker.	View the page
	Seriously	Homestar Runner parody of the Macintosh Apple logo. Also used as a wallpaper in the wallpapers section of the site, linked to father down on this page.	View Seriously
	Shirts	Two unreleased shirts; A Waffle House parody shirt and a Jamaican Homestar shirt.	View the shirts
	Coolest Stuff Ever Banner	A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com does exist.	View Coolest Stuff Ever
	Pom Pom Glossy	A cool Pom Pom picture.	View Pom Pom Glossy
	Strong Bad Glossy	A picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in 2 years.	View Strong Bad Glossy
	Marzipan Shirts	Marzipan shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text *MARZIPAN* written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text click to change, clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text: Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.	View Marzipan Shirts
	Banners and Link Graphics	No longer on site, simply some pictures that can be used on your site to link to H*R.	Banners and Link Graphics page (mirror).
	Halloween Fanstuff	35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween.	Ween Stuff
	Halloween Fanstuff	another 5 pictures that link back to the above 35.	Ween Stuff

See also

• Site Components