Buy all our playsets and toys!!

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"Buy all our playsets and toys!!" is the famous slogan and marketing ploy of the Cheat Commandos Adventures TV show and product line. The slogan comes from the last line of their theme song. It is a running gag for a variation of the slogan to show up in Cheat Commandos-related places.

Appearances

Cheat Commandos (toon) Cheat Commandos...O's Shopping for Danger Commandos in the Classroom (hinted at by Gunhaver)

Let us give TANKS! Blue Laserdisc Challenge An Important Rap Song

Variations

• Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips! — Commandos in the Classroom (page title)
• Download Our Playsets and Toys! — Cheat Commandos Playsets (page title)
• Download, print out, cut-out, fold, and glue together all our playsets and toys!! — Cheat Commandos Playsets
• Download All Our Number One Jams!! — An Important Rap Song

Cheat Commandos
The Commandos	Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
Blue Laser	Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
Other Characters	Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
Places	Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
Combat Accessories	Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
Episodes	Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS! An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
Show Elements	Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
Cast and Crew	A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
Miscellaneous	Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics